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BiafranBushBoy:
Lol. But you are a woman already.

BiafranBushBoy:
Can't we just leave these ladies and focus on some other things?

Damn!!!

adelacuna:
When did I asked you that question.

Nedfed:
Why do men always claimed to be the owner of a any child?
Can a sperm form without an eggs? No
Can a egg fertilise without a sperm? No
While we all know that a child cannot be born or a pregnancy be form without the help of both sex mating together.
But in must cases we see men claiming to be the co-owner of any child as if the woman has no part. Especially when the husband and the wife are having issues. At times you see some men sending their wife packing and withheld the children from the wife.
Some might even denied their wife from seeing the children after divorce.
This questions keeping bothering me;
Is it a command from God?
Is it a custom?
Is it only applicable here in Africa?
A genuine answer is needed, thanks

lalasticlala,
Seun,
Mynd44
Front page pls

Hafeexla:
You Miss And Damsels, Here Is A Question For You, Would You Rather Marry A Millionare Or Go For A Celebrity

madridguy:
Love is sweet with money.

dayleke:
No mind am....
Flooding all the threads with that or its variation .
Not making sense....
Or maybe there are copydogs too....

dayleke:
Initially it was funny.... But it's stale now.... And not all topic deserve that.....

Diction10nairal:
Let's go on a date?

comshots:
This is not a #100 ofada rice and #100 meat kind of situation.

Beemaz:
The wife is ugly. And she doesn't look happy either. This is a poor couple. See the rubbish venue they did reception in. Na this kind couple go dey struggle to chop twice a day. Next year now dem go born one pikin wey go follow them suffer. Nonsense. I hate seeing poor people get married.

oluwafrizzy:
We have eight ( special ways you can salvage the situation or make these ladies learn a lesson or two for coming on a date with friends.


1. Take up her order and ignore her friend(s). Act like you don’t know them and you don’t care.

This is just what you should do in the situation; the easiest thing you can do. Just be like, “You didn’t tell me you were coming with your friends. I won’t be responsible for them. Are we going to continue with our date or move it for another day?”
That way, she’d know shit just got real. If she however thinks her friends must stay, ask her to share her food with her wonderful friends.
It’s not wickedness, you are just sticking to the original plan of the date.


2. Give her friend(s) all your attention, make them feel very important and leave your main date wondering what happened.

This is going to be vintage! Another way to make her realize she made a huge mistake by coming along with friends on a date with friends. To make it worse for her, you can even start flirting with her friends. Tell them some sweet words that are sure to pierce through your date’s heart. Go as far as taking the number of her friend(s) and make sure your girl sees it.
Don’t worry, you won’t see her friend(s) again on any date. Not even on your wedding day. And you won’t also see her number on your phone again. Your girl would do the needful. Lesson learnt, problem solved, forever!


3. Ask all of them to order to their fill, even make ‘take-away’ plans for them. Then, you run away.

This is one of the more wicked things to do to your date and her friend(s). It might look difficult to achieve because you pay at the counter before taking the food away, but I have a way you can pull the stunt.
When they come, you don’t just go to order immediately. You get familiar first. Then you ask them what they would like. Tell them to feel free and eat whatever. Even make them feel like you knew they would be coming. Ask them to make the order and that you need to either pee/answer a call…or better still, fake call and walk away to look for network. Or tell them you forgot your card in the car. Just get them to go to the counter and fool themselves.
Then, you VANISH!
Not only will your date learn the lesson, the atenu friends will learn too. Next time she won’t come on a date with friends.


4. Run as soon as you see her appear with her friend(s). Abort the date!

This one may look cowardly, but it’s a possible solution for those times when you really don’t have money to cater for anyone more than your date. When you can’t take it on, better to run away and live to fight another day.
So here is how you pull this off.
The moment you sight them from afar, put your phone for airplane mode. Find a way to run off from the other side if there is one, or just look for a way to disappear. Call her later in the night, give her an excuse, and complain that the network was fluctuating. Use that money you for spend, buy better fufu and soup. You better spend the money on yourself than on random people.
Another way to escape this situation, in case you were caught off guard, and she already appeared with her friends is to fake an ‘important’ call. Step out with your phones and wallet, disappear, switch off your phones!


5. Buy water for yourself and for all of them.

What better way to make a statement than to do something they will not recover from in years!
Buy only bottled water for all including yourself. Since you all are now having a conference, there should be no heavy meal. Water should serve the purpose! lol.


6. As soon as they arrive, buy your meal, take away, and leave them wondering where you are going.

This method is going to require you being totally mean. Just rise from your seat the moment you see them, step to the counter and order for your meal in a take away pack. Smile at them, say hello and walk out like you were not even there for a date in the first place. She will get the message without you having to say much.


7. Buy only for yourself and make them watch you.

You can as well use this as an alternative as number 6 above. Instead of buying the food and walking out, be more daring by taking the food to their table. Sit and eat away, smiling and chatting like you don’t even have a clue what’s going on in their heads.
8. Buy one meatpie and break it to all of them like you are breaking holy communion.
This is the final and most savage of them all.
Since your date has chosen to bring a friend or friends along, apply the law of diminishing returns. The more they are, the lesser your budget. Get one meatpie and break it into the number of friends present, including your date and yourself. Equal parts, well divided. Eat and be merry, there is love in sharing.
What better way to show generousity and chilvary? lol.

That’s it for this week. If you know other sweeter ways to punish girls for coming on a date with friends, please share with us in the comments below.

Which of the eight ways do you like most?

http://www.frizzyhub.com/2017/10/8-ways-to-punish-girls-who-come-on-date.html?m=1

pyyxxaro:
This LALASTICLALA when be ur own birthday self

Even Jehovah Witness de codedly do birthday

Lala I won do Anaconda barbecue for u on ur birthday

Fall out

vengertime:
This one is more concern about his business empires. Church entrepreneur. I blame my people who are donating their whole money for you to live large.

The wealthy countries in the world doesn't carry church in their head. But Nigeria carry church for head still bad things full everywhere

See him mouth like I Don't want war o

topty11:
Let's make some connection guys. Pls no form of abuse. Just to make new friends.

Ladies comment Hi/Location/Profession
Gents comment Hello/Location/Profession

Eg. Hello/Abuja/Lawyer

1..2...3 Go!!!

iamJ:
Very ugly girl


See her face like law school bus stop painting


Its better to get an olosho pregnant than to marry that thing, dey multicoloured like supreme ice cream

hooklover:
Brafia and propaganda are like 5and 6.

Belgians ready to die online but in real life none is ready to die. They value sere lives more than Brafia. Nobody ready to die for the struggle....
Phyton cane to dance in SE and none was able to chase the phyton to the forest were it should be dancing.

After using Brafia medium to preach hate speech yet fear will make den talk of peacefull struggle.. The struggle is highly inconsistent with the vitriolic comments by kanu

If u are not bold enough to carry arms to sustain ur struggle like Niger delta did u will continue to cry and cry with folks tired of ur cry..

If u don't have d courage to fight for ur freedom. Forever hold ur peace

bayocanny:
Lol, but I don't have a wing neither do I have an international passport incase we want to book a flight..

bayocanny:
You are absolutely right...
When are you flying to the sky so that we could fly together, good morning

Lorrd:
She was everything to me when we were dating. She has the tendencies of a home material.
So caring and she was there for me in time of trails.

So was a backbone to me when I was nobody but she fumbled and I caught her cheating just because I was about to leave town and relocate. We were in the relationship for good five years and this is the first time I will ever catch her cheating on me or even close to that.

Two years after we separated she is trying to come back I still have something for her but I don't think I can trust her anymore.

Can you date an ex?

TheControversy:
So two girls slept with a guy they hardly know because of fish. And when they say girls have fish brain some people will start complaining.

ourchoice:
We need at least 1000 members here to kick off this movement. Once we are able to get up to 500 interested youths from here, we can then move towards appointing state coordinators and campus coordinators for all Nigerian higher institution and from there, we will take the next steps towards legalising the party and begin mass sensitization on social media, forums, blogs, radio jingles, newspapers, etc.

Believe me, this is very possible. We can do this. As youths, we can't fold our hands and watch the old people destroy our future.

You are unemployed today not because you graduated with poor grade nor because you studied the wrong course, it is simply because there are no enough jobs to employ the able bodied youths in Nigeria, so the race to secure a job becomes a rat race that we now fight both physically and spiritually just to get a Job whereas it is your right to work and be paid.

The government keep telling youths to embrace agriculture as a way of developing Nigeria... But then, no tractor, no pest control mechanism in place, land use decree makes it difficult for youths to secure a land to farm, getting loan is impossible for a Nigerian youth who comes from a poor family...how then can the Nigerian youth embrace agriculture as the next development means

What we have now are very wicked men and women after their pocket. So long as their children are balling big abroad, schooling in the best universities in Europe, America, Canada, Australia, to hell with every other Nigerian.

Nigerian youths let's arise and work together as one united youth with one mission and form a party that will help us take back our rightful position in Nigeria with time.

Don't read and go.....come and join us. Indicate your interest so we can get started.