₦airaland Forum

dfrost:
My dear NLander, next time just end at the bolded. The remaining does not represent what you claim to be. Honest people abound everywhere regardless of your strata or race.

He was being sincere but you wouldn't see it cuz of bias.

Before I even read the story I knew it was going to be a northern not those ones in Abuja n other southern cities but most core Muslim northern states will definitely return it. Some time ago,went to a shop to get some things and unfortunately money fell out from my pocket n didn't know guess what some kids from miles away n returned that money to me. It's in their blood. If n.a. my brothers forget it.

Earthquake1:
Your obsession with the Igbo people is very clear, if not you wouldn't be on Igbo threads.

Greet the governors of Oyo, Osun, Ogun for me whatever their names are

My question,what he said is that a lie? You haven't held your own leader accountable and you expect another one from other place to do it for you. Biko stop being sentimental n face the truth.

IamaNigerianGuy:
Foolish

What are you saying ?

Americans bought their freedom and democracy with blood and toil. They believe in FREEDOM OF SPEECH. You should learn what that means. If we displayed half the zeal they do in defence of the constitution, our country would not be a shi.thole it is today.
Now go off to the sports and celebrity section. Stop making ignorant comments on issues beyond your understanding.

Be nice

Exclusive32:
and then turn their businesses to NFL rating.

Point is the woman will ve a job.

These countries are scary but what do we know. It's good for us Nigerians whatever the motive. How does it work??

yeyerolling:
She go get new job jare. Ferk trump

In fact companies will be falling over each other to employ her.

Emvico34:
Buhari your end has come. You can never go Scot free. You have distroyed so many lives. May u never know peace for making live difficult for the fifu that voted u into fawa . Idiat

Stop making fool of yourself. Nigerians has been leaving the country long time ago. Youths can't reason properly and yet they want manner from heaven. Who will make the country better,It's in our hands let's chase them politicians away.

NwaAmaikpe:



This idiot is busy touring with EPL legends while his mate George Weah is the President-elect of a country.


Amara sorry I disrespected your husband; but the truth gotta be told.
Right now, Nwankwo KANU can't even win a councillorship election in his ward at Amannagwu, Arochukwu.

Must everyone do same thing? He chooses what makes him happy. You called him an idiot abeg who reach his level from your generation?

So peeps still think it's about APC n PDP? Ipobs celebrate when PDP wins and say they don't want evil party APC, such thoughts shows how very senile they re. I can't remember any other party ruling igbo Land aside anambra state and more recently imo state,What has been the outcome? Underdevelopment but they 're happy as much as PDP wins yet they cry marginalization n fail to hold their leaders responsible. Wake up Nigerians it is not about party it's about credibility, APC is made up of 70% former PDP members and Baba has shown he is not capable,PDP has ruled for more than 16yrs and APC for 4 yrs yet Nigerian isn't getting better. Until we get our acts together n get those who 've passion for the country n are very credible.whether PDP or APC wins it's going to be same old story of underdevelopment.

IamPatriotic:
Duke, you're a State Governor for 8 years, please sir, what did you do in that state to prevent Lagos from collapsing? Talk is cheap, they say,so talk on.

He did quite well. Very well go n see his records. They way cross river state is......thats a dead end,only if there was dredging can it be economically viable.

KunkAcid:




All I can say is that GEJ is a better hero than PMB!
PMB is a greater fool than GEJ.
PMB is more clueless than GEJ.

Above all PMB is more corrupt than GEJ.

You think Gej will win a gubernatorial election? If it's done without sentiment? Don't get me wrong,buhari has failed but stop acting like you Re pained cuz Gej lost,criticise cuz buhari has not lived up to expectations n for the betterment of Nigeria not cuz Gej lost election. Gej's education was a waste if as educated as he claimed to be became a dunce n ran the country aground. Abeg

nerodenero:
He has lost the support of most of the people that made him President except the illiterates. The only way is to rig and that is what he'd do. We are having our say now but unfortunately, he'd have his way.

Even his own people are saying he has failed.

[quote author=maxysmith post=61605801]i just hate online dating

Jude u no try

And you think anyone cares if you like or not??

loveth360:
Let stop deceiving our selves,we are not one and can never be one.

We 're one and will always be one. Your opinion don't count. Go n see where real Nigerians are not your kind in NL. On Twitter Joey Barton criticised Anthony on why he used Ojulegba by wizkid as his entrance song guess what?? Nigerians descended on him,I noticed most that spoke out against him were more igbos cuz they used that Language to curse life out of dude but Loveth from inside one village thinks Nigeria isn't one.

Nawteemaxie:
A bird indeed.
The biggest bird is an ostrich, and even an ostrich can`t cause such damage to common vehicles, talk more of a Boeing! And ostriches don`t fly!

We must be under alien attack!!!

Have you heard of bird strike?

9jakohai:
Hmmm

VP is right.

Where is the Christian version of non interest bank?

Where is the Christian version of welfare for the poor?

How different is a Christian governor from s Muslim one? Are they not all owing salaries?

How many of our so called Christian leaders have cases at efcc...past and present?

We just wan use Christianity chop

All we have are empire builders everywhere.

Very good question but clowns won't ask questions,where's the Christian bank that will lend without interest as the Islamic bank does? Where is the Christian version of Skukuk too? They only preach in church n don't even help themselves but criticise another religion that does enough to help theirs. Imagine if churches build industries and church members are employed,Tell me what effect will it have? Nonsense all they Christian leaders knows so talk n talk n look for a way to enrich themselves. They can't even tell a councilor the truth cuz of fear.

dodelight:
As opposition and ruling party, APC failed both ways.
Thank God Jonathan lost in 2015,
many would still have thought Buhari has anything to offer other than threats and violence. At least now no one will take him serious about national issues again once his regime is over

It's clear he has nothing to offer though I supported him but he has failed woefully. Our problem is getting a viable person that will vie against him.

LadyGoddiva:
Watch as broke fools come and insult her and run their diarrhea mouths
Abeg everyone is entitled to have their own standards/preferences.
Even me I can't be caught dead with a poor/broke/short man. Tufia! The heavens forbid such an atrocity happening!!!!

And what are you going to offer ........? Anyway only unserious men will marry your kind.

All these light skinned girls think they Re the best thing to happen to mankind, they overestimate their worth. Cuz she's in nollywood n light skinned she thinks she has an opinion.

Lalas247:
lol Una wan kidnap me abi wetin font let him teach u bad things ...

Ah I hear sey you dey away,I wan know how e take see you naw. So we go follow confirm if the thing big true true.

BiafranBushBoy:
lol...

To all guys trying to look good facially without trying to beautify their pockets, I hope you learn from the picture!!

The guy is practically not on the same level with the girl facially, but it is vice versa bank account wise.

Leave beauty for women. Take time to beautify your pocket, and all the beautiful girls in the world shall be added unto you.

That dude is handsome please.

LesbianBoy:
Nairaland guys i saw Lalas247 yesterday in person

Meeeeeen......

She don come back to Naija?

safarigirl:
everyone of them has a point.

This is similar to what Nigerians do, when they decide to burn everyone caught stealing, it is the same thing Nigerians do when someone commits suicide.

You all say "was that the last option? He/she could have done so and so..."

You think you have a point, but you must all understand that life cannot be judged via one pattern and what works for Peter will not work for Paul. You cannot judge other people's situations based on yours, you cannot tell people how to feel or how to react when they feel a certain way.

Everybody has their own life, their own philosophy, even people who come from the same family grow up and have different perspectives in life, how much more those from different backgrounds?

To Timi, some people did not take their vows seriously, but there is a banker lying 6ft under because she took her vows seriously, a newly wedded wife rotting in a corpse because she wanted to make it work, a husband currently lying injured in a hospital because he wanted to give his marriage a fighting chance.

When you and Timi remember that, then, you will realise that it is easier to run your mouth than face the music

Timi said marriage isn't the problem,It's humans that has issues expect you didn't understand his point. So he has the better point. If you Re a flawed human marriage isn't going to fix you. Is that hard to understand?
All scenarios you mentioned isn't cuz marriage is bad but cuz they 're flawed humans.

Jagermeister:
THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>∆∆∆<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. �

(To women) Just enjoy the story. �

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was:
*What do women really want?*

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur's question thus:
"What a woman really wants?"

She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

OR,

would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?

(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

And Lancelot's choice is given below...

BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!

OKAY?

Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now, what is the moral to this

The moral is...

1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it

2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.

Culled from Whatsapp.

Women want money so they could compete with each other and shop forever.

ovadozes:
It's a shame we have a president who is silent not because silence is golden, but because he breaks peace and logic when he acts or even speak.
Omojuwa, go and take several seats at the back. You were one of those that brought this shame to Aso Rock.

Stop being clumsy cuz I supported buhari I'm not allowed to criticise him again or turn my back against if it goes wrong?? Wake up please .

cyborgviper:
ur brain is dead. Competent Fool

Now you 've insulted him to save face,I hope you will take his advise quietly.

Lalas247:
Iamsinz u like

You pure sha

financialwoman:
since av joined this moving train.... I haven't gotten a bf.... kiloshelegangan?

Thats what happens When you don't have pics

sunshineV:
I swear, I feel like Abuja is cursed. Maybe cus na dere all this politicians dey dey

Go and buy sense . Bad thing happen in Calgary, Paris, New York, London and they don't think it's cursed. As religious as we Re still oyinbo are better than us. Shitholes like you make very useless and senseless assertions.

mgbadike81:
chairman, please how easy is it to get a job in the UK from Nigeria if I should make my ACCA?. I have been thinking of using it to escape from this country

Nothing is easy but it's an open door to the world.

yeyerolling:
senseless. The socalled exemption u will pay the exam fee equivalents. So no point

Was about saying that. ACCA is pretty expensive but it's worth all the fuss.