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RadicallyBlunt:
No be any recession. He's getting tired of you. He has seen it all. To those seeing ur pic for d first time, you may be fresh. But ur hubby is probably craving something fresher. Very soon e go reduce to one round in 1 week.

She is not married.

I supported buhari but that man should be hanged by hangs man. He is an embarrassment to humanity, his head should be fed to the gallows. He deserve no pity,why God didn't take him away that time sef. He is simply a disaster. Don't come n tell me we told you. Gej is a clown n is also a big joke.

soberdrunk:
I swear on all the small gods in my village, if i was Kanu this woman will sleep in her parents house until she apologizes to my brother and he forgives her! No matter what she has absolutely no right to speak to his brother or disgrace him publicly like this, these men suffered together and she only came into the picture when things became rosy so if he decides to spoonfeed his brother for the rest of his life it is not her business!!!

You 're right but this girl will not be emboldened if her husband hadn't turned his back on his brother,he would have said things about his brother to his wife trust me.

Why build a runway close to a sea ni?

BankeSmalls:
Please explain, one minute Asiwaju was pushing white powder and a wanted man in the USA and the next minute he was a Governor and political godfather?

Stop being foolish and senseless.

Amarabae:
Cool.
But why Abuja?

Hey your husband na ekporiuwa.

ebujany:
Sometimes, I wonder what goes through the mind of this successful crime lords....even when they amass massive wealth, they still keep going back for more


Who else noticed that dude was Executed? with point blank shot gun to the head....gangster style

I was wondering what kind of bullet will pierce through his head that way.

ladyF:
I can't even use my money to do any of the above. I'd rather use it to buy bitcoin when it dips. Bitcoin is bae!

It's LadyF again.

Disclaimer: Please this wasn't investment advise. I'm only a merchant. www.ladyfexchange.com

Treasury bills is far much safer.

Aminu Tambuwal will beat Pmb left right and Centre.

That's what happens when gov't keep quiet,people will have to protect themselves.

mokoshalb:
So you have a few minutes to decide what to do before a plane crash? Excellent! I say 'excellent' because you have a viable chance to save your life, an experience that has cheated many others from survival.

Remove everything sharp from your pockets. Loosen your belt and remove your tie or scarf. Remove high heeled shoes. Take glasses off for landing so they don't fly off so are available to help you see your way out if you need them.

Know where your closest exit is and a backup for the type of landing... some exits can't be used in water landings. Count the number of rows to those exits and try to identify any protrusions that you might use to find them if the cabin is full of smoke.

Stay in your seat until instructed. Do not open a door or window exit without direct instructions from a flight attendant.

Have a piece of cloth (preferably damp) to assist in breathing if there is smoke. If there is smoke during evacuation, stay as low as possible.

Follow the instructions of the flight attendants in their pre-landing briefing. If everyone is on the same page and understands what is expected of them, people will be working together to get everyone out.  Don't waste your time taking video with your camera.... LISTEN and PAY ATTENTION. If you survive with a video, it's cool. If you die because you were more interested in taking a video than paying attention, it's not so cool.

If a water landing DO NOT inflate your lifevest until you are actually at the doorway. If you inflate it and the aircraft fills with water, you will get trapped on the ceiling and not be able to swim underwater to get out the exit. If this happens, get out of your lifevest to be able to swim out and hang onto someone once out. Lifevests easily buoy 2 people.

Although you didn't ask, after exiting the aircraft, move well away towards the wind so that smoke and fire move away from you. Do not lie down in tall grass. Do not completely leave the area so that you can be accounted for.

All that being said, most catastrophic crashes are not anticipated so it is rare to get much advance notice. In those cases, if you survive, follow the flight attendants' directions and don't take anything with you.


Source: https://www.mokoshalb.com/plane-crash-minutes/

They are helpful tips but the part of waiting for flight attendants instruction is stupid, flight attendants are they super human? Aren't they affected too??. Wait when a plane is about to crash or have crashed you will still have to wait for flight attendant who might be alive or not to give you instructions? Delete that part please is really dumb. Seems Op haven't use this means of transport before common turbulence your body go hear Am,you don't even have time to think....just pray that's all,all those remedies can't save you.

spartan117:
Whether the devil used freeze to deceive you I don't know, but the fact still remains that you have been decieved and you are in error if you think that attacking the leadership of the church is the best way to go, you are only helping the devil do his work lol so hence you are a sheeple the earlier you realize that, the better

Bullshit you re spewing, leadership of church indeed. The bible didnt say keep quiet when scammers are using God's name to pepetrate 'mpu' na 'aru'. People just quote the particular verse that suits their bullshit and wont read the preceeding or corresponding passages.
Be wise God has given us a discernment spirit but some of you have refused to use it. We know the real men of God.

winnar:


You are just a character.

Have you find a roommate yet?? If no, one ifylauren on twitter is also looking for a female roomie.

Huee:
She didn't place her hope on one guy, probably she didn't expect the backup boyfriend to turn out serious.

Well there's no guarantee that even if you have 5 or 10 guys they will marry you. Aunty wake up.

freeze001:
The way these vociferous supporters of APC in 2015 are stylishly back-pedaling and forming principled hatred for PDP/Jonathan ehn....
They always make a point of saying that they are both the same, sometimes shame will free them small and they will say that APC is worse but they will just remember and insult Jonathan again for equilibrium...

Doctokwus...u there?

You see the problem with youths.....I wonder who is better, they elders or youths,From silly comments you read here,It seems elders are far better. Jonathan wasn't good neither is buhari. If you don't like the truth go n kill yourself please.

whiteprince:
They said the light went off at 20:20 but mine dimmed and went off around 10:40 Abuja

Thought it was transformer

Same here but restored around 3am.

Gkemz:
APC is doing this to frustrate wike's government just like it did during Jonathan's government. All these attacks in Rivers, Adamawa and Borno, Benue, Plateau, etc against Christians through fulani herdsmen parading themselves as gunmen are politically motivated.

Look at this comment,it shows how useless some people are claiming they 're supporting a government.

KushyKush:
Why don't you get a better phone for her and ask her to return that?

If you can't it means you are broke and you are not fit to care for a woman. Forget about having a girl and focus on making money.

Forget these dumb people thinking a relationship can work without finances.

Why didn't her father buy a phone for her?? Is there any lady that comes to the world and a guy is assigned that will provide for her? This useless mentality of believing a man must provide for you cuz you Re in a relationship,It's not an entitlement it's done out of love and not wanting you to lack but you girls thinks cuz you open your legs it means I must provide for You? Nonsense. Stop dating broke girls n girls who have this useless mentality. I give cuz I care once it becomes an entitlement leave the bitch alone.

Pmb is very very useless. We never had it this bad.

lilfreezy:
Exactly, the way they are unleashing mayhem in Christian communities in the North is very horrible. Most people down south don't know this. They just want only Islam to thrive down there.

Beats how foolish some of you can be. Have you visited any of those states before or you stay in your God forsaken corner n type nonsense yet you want to move forward in life when all you spread is fake information.

What part of Abuja precisely do you prefer?

Selfcon around the zone 6 area is around that range 250k to 300k (good roads, constant electricity, water etc)

You mean Wuse zone 6? I will need a bedroom flat around that area,is that possible??

Room mate thing never ends well. My thoughts. Think about it seriously. Just look for a place where you have people around you in the same compound or estate. My advise. It never ends well when a roommate is involved.

This guy no go rest with his childish drama.

Bede2u:
The $1 Billion is simply for 2019 elections.

Just like GEJ in 2015, Buhari is aware of his low rating and intends to spend a lot of money to launder his image in 2019.

Only a fool, a bigot and/or a very wicked person will vote to re-elect a 77 year old man who spent up to 12 months in hospital his first term....especially when no major milestone was recorded in that first term

If re-elected, Buhari would be 81 years in 2023. Do we hate ourselves so much in this country that we would elect a very old man to lead us into the future? Someone whose reference point is from a time before most of us were born?

Pls dont re-elect Buhari.

I agree with you.

Safiaaa:
Yes some love dependent women. Very few love independent women, realistically speaking. But most if not all of you claim women have nothing else to offer but pussy? Can you please explain this?

While what you said might be true that some of them can't stand independent women,how many women are independent? A very small fraction.....a whole host of others are dependent on men. Please don't confuse a woman working as an independent woman....most of them that has a job are heavily dependent on men....

To a Nigerian woman being independent means seeing themselves being equal or above men hence they hardly value humans cuz they have more money or intellect than a man. Only few independent women can hardly be themselves.Others are whole lot of baggage no one will want to carry on his shoulder.

As for men who feel inferior to independent women,I think it has to do a lot with self esteem and experience in life. There are men who dine n wine with independent women, those ones can never fret when they see one. Really nothing different with an independent woman....I mean the ones with good attitude,major difference is she has her money and you have yours. Say no to broke girls.

Mou making excuses, he buys players that suits his style from matic,Bailey,Lindeof,Pogba, Lukaku etc you did think Utd are a rugby/basketball team. Mou goes for brute players over skillfull players and here he comes moaning. Look at the defenders Pep bought and even his goalkeeper are all skilled players. Look at how he has transformed sterling and this other English guy that plays left back now (forgotten his name) to good players. Mou should shut it Abeg.

mpowa:
Sour loser or not, he's saying the fact. Give Guardiola the same team United had and let's see if he'll be so special after all. Guardiola inherited a team they've spent multi-millions on, a team Pellegrini used to win Epl and reach UCL semis just before Guardiola came in and he couldn't do sh*t with them last season, he had to spend another 430Million of his own, so...Yeah United has also spent but in comparison, united don't stand chance, they must spend more...It's a shame, average players now cost so much, talk-less superstars, but when you are a big club that must challenge for the title in modern football, you must shell the Cash to get the players that fits the status.

I look around that man city squad but can't find a super star. Please don't say De Bryune cuz that same Mou thought he was average n flinged him away. All those players are average players but pep turned them to good players.

Goodness4525:
The sheep tithe is well spent pls let the tithe continue

What have you done for humanity? Just to criticize. If anybody in your family has impacted people's lives the way Bishop Oyedepo has impacted lives? I'm just being nice,I would have told you what you will never forget.

guru03:
And you think Buhari thinks about the welfare of the people, read the latest NBS figure on employment And the Fulani herdsmen raveging the country without him calling them to other, u most be the worst wired person on the platform and u should rather grow up cos u are eating fat from Buhari.

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Mugu did you read where I said buhari is Bad?? Or like your kind cuz you re formatted to hate ?and not know when to say the truth cuz you don't use your God given brain to think and be reasonable?? I don't even work for government. What is Bad is bad. Gej was a disgrace cuz he didn't use all his education to do something reasonable. If that pains you,my advise you can do the needful.......Bleep yourself.

guru03:
1. Buhari, and northern elites are not clean on this.
2. BBOG is actually a scam to make previous
government look incompetent.
3. GEJ actually was dinning and winning with the
enemies, that caused his end, a big lesson for for
southerners.
4. The north always play their politics well in the
mosque.
5. The so called southerners should wake up and stop
romancing the North or else they will dig there grave
6. The north has the highest rate of poverty, illiteracy,
and rich people yet the control 90% of the country's
wealth, and position in government agencies yet no
development.
7. Those that watch platform on TVC on 23/12/17 will
recall what The guest said.....
9. You can add more...............

Add more?? You think everyone is wired to be a bias like you. Keep consoling yourself about Gej. I agree Buhari is bad,really disappointed in him but Gej is worst with his education. Great minds is about the welfare of Nigeria not about who the support small minds keep making excuses n is about who they support. Grow up.

makky555:
OK I apologise

Apology accepted but it seem to me that..........you at all. I ve done that many times........it comes blank.

ItsTutsi:
only God is perfect

Did you read where she said for me,key word for me.