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my question is what else do they want to learn in school.

Spending money Science and technology

philismary: I never knew that blood oaths still exist in this modern era

no you know

bosun11: that is life bro

na so oh

bosun11: haha...na so my brother...photo shop things

and na wetin some people use dey decieve others, see their real pix you go run.

obayaya: Game of thrones!!!

Theon Greyjoy of the iron islands

ok ok.
me no watch am for one day

bosun11: all the babes fit make pope sin sef.....they look damn clean ...choi

bring your good picture wether rough I'll use photoshop on it and it'll be clean

Tchitntdu: Source: http://www.acaplaza.com/2014/08/top-10-most-glamorous-unn-campus-babes.html

how the eff did this make frontpage.
has nairaland forgotten that these are people's picture uploaded online without their consent.


anyway thats not my biz. they're beautiful tho.


but nairaland should adjust or uphold its rules.

obayaya: Like seun will say "What's dead may never never die"

where did Seun even get that from?

2sExy1: But I have made front page a lot of times too. it is not magic.

Just create a thread titled with a controversial heading that ask a core-striking questions like this one. now take a look at all the guy's topics that made front page and tell me something you notice. By the time you put this together, you will see that it's not hard to make front page.

ok.
most of my posts are not(maybe) frontpage friendly and cannot have a heading that asks a question. they're mostly tech related.
Assisting guys on how to optimize their devices n most of em are culled from my blog.
so you see its not frontpage friendly too bad

2sExy1:

don't laugh oh.
am waiting for the nigga's reply.
he has made front page for around 4 times or so, this week or so.


first it was one article that he claimed a magazine copied n i adviced him to sue 'em.

now he's now king of frontpage. I need his ebook.

lalasticlala: My cousin sister called me sometime ago, that she would wanna see me. I asked her where she was, she told me to meet her at a fast food joint. About an hour later, I was there. I met her in company of a her very pretty friend and one guy.

I fixed my eyes more on her friend and took few glances at the guy. I noticed that the guy actually took them out because of my cousin. But I was worried.
My worry stemmed from the fact that I knew my cousin's man, as in her fiance or something and the guy I saw with her was definitely not the guy I knew.
I said to myself, may be it's just a harmless date.

Later, I asked my cousin About her main guy, she said he's OK. Then she made me understand that the guy I met with her was just a new friend that likes her and wants a date. I asked her what her answer was since she already has a guy.
She bluntly and confidently told me that she can't put her eggs in one basket.
" Hey!! bros, I can't put my eggs in one basket, what if Chucks disappoints me tomorrow and decides to marry another girl? I will just keep this guy as a 'side guy' in case of disappointments ooo!!"
These were her exact words.

I burst out in laughter. Shuooooo!!! I thought that it's only some few guys that have "side chicks".

Well, I tried to encourage her to maintain just one guy at a time since Chucks, her main guy has shown sign of seriousness in their relationship. But she wouldn't hear of that.

So babes, what's your take on having a "side guy" in case of disappointment? Does it worth it?
What of in the course of having the so called "side guy" and the main guy discovers and she loses the main guy or even loses both guys?

If a babe must have a side guy in case of 'disappointment', how would she go about it? Would there be sex with the side guy?

OP abeg tell me, which jazz you dey use make frontpage na. or you fit write ebook on 'how to make frontpage on NL' I'll gladly buy

[quote author=m124][/quote]eerm...
you said you're asian but your monikar(username) tells me you're a robot from space.

I just studied that codename

Abatemtem: u too know where d money is now

not too sure oh

Abatemtem: u too know where d money is now

no too sure oh

abu12: http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2014/08/23/immigration-set-to-recruit-5000-officers/

The Minister of Interior, Abba Moro, on Friday said the Federal Government planned to recruit 5,000 officers into the Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) over the next five years.

Moro said this in Abuja at the 2014 Comptroller-General’s annual conference and stakeholder’s forum in commemoration of the 50th anniversary of the service.
The two-day conference organised by the service is themed: “Effective Border Control Systems and Procedures for National Security”.

He said recruitment was aimed at enabling the service to increase the number of officers manning the country’s 4,400 square kilometer borders.
“The fact that we have fewer than 23,000 immigration officers manning our very long stretch of border means there is need to add more men into the service.
“We owe Nigeria and Nigerians the duty of securing our borders in spite of the security challenges the country is facing now,” he said.

He said due to the extensive responsibilities of the service, the ministry was committed to supporting it towards being a world class migration management organisation in technologically-driven society.
“The Nigeria Immigration Service has been participating actively in the fight against insurgency in the North East and cross border organised crimes and criminality.

“We have lost some officers in the line of duty but I am pleased to note that in spite of all odds and challenges, our officers and men are fighting on,” he said.
Moro urged the officers to be committed in their service delivery and ensure that they delivered on President Goodluck Jonathan’s charge to deliver travel documents to Nigerians within 24 hours.
He said that “business as usual” would no longer be tolerated, adding that corruption and extortion would be appropriately sanctioned.

Earlier, Comptroller-General of the NIS, David Parradang, called for the recruitment of at least 5,000 new officers annually into the service over the next five years.
He expressed concern over the unmanned 1,400 illegal border routes in the country, noting that, while there were only 84 approved land routes across the over 4,000 square-kilometre border, the over 1,400 illegal routes caused serious security implications for the country.
“NIS presently has a total of 22,321 staff and the enormous statutory obligations of the NIS coupled with emerging migration trends and trajectories make this number of personnel grossly inadequate.

“The un-demarcated and poorly marked borders make settlement of people in border communities intertwined and stringent control by the service apparently difficult.
He also called for the construction of border plazas equipped with radars, sensors, cargo and document scanners and modern border patrol aircraft, boats, vehicles and communication gadgets.
“Improved training and re-training of our personnel is also required to enable them cope with the dynamics of modern migration management.

“Given the enabling environment and the necessary support, the service can be placed on a better pedestal to guarantee a more improved performance,” he said.
The Chairman, Senate Committee on Interior, Sen. Atiku Bagudu, and his House of Representatives counterpart, Rep. Umar Bature, as well as retired officers of the service attended the conference.

what ever... hope nobody dies this time

Abatemtem: That's Oil money speaking out loud

and where's the sign of our own oil money?





to topic, are people in dubai this rich?
exotic cars all through

who push this come frontpage?

Okijajuju1: Exactly.

hmmm.
na wa oh.
this country is useless as fūck....
but am still a citizen sha

dridowu: 1 naira

you know I didn't read the post, so give me the manufacturer name n contact I need to supply it to the numerous keke, taxi n bus drivers.

how much is the device?

Okijajuju1: Its in our Laws and None of the complaints of both Localand international human rights activists has entered..



The Government just does not give a fhuck.

waite!


you mean its in our law?

Okijajuju1: Nigeria nko


Resisting Arrest.. The Nigerian Police can LEGALLY shoot a suspect for resisting Arrest wether or not the suspect poses any real danger to the officer or the public.

that thing they vex me bad

igbsam: That na Jazz things o! Why dem bush like dis. Na boot go make football complete and sweet na.

you dey mind them?

bushdoc9919: Largely because when you approach a young Nigerian to participate in politics,he either

1.Says that the political game is too corrupt....and retires to be an armchair critic.

2.Throws his hat into the ring...and when he loses....promptly says that ''They are all riggers and all corrupt'' and becomes an armchair critic.

3.Plays the sycophancy game....either for ruling party and opposition.....all the while looking for crumbs to chop.

4.Spends his day talking about how bad things are....and then votes for the same old same old on the better the ''devil'' you know principle.

5.Is acting as a political thug.

6.Most importantly.....does not have the patience to start a new political party.....or to do hard grassroot mobilisation work.Or he is afraid of the constant agony of losing time and time again....and takes the easy way out by ''joining the winning party....whichever one it may be''. Also,is too parochial to reach out beyond his village, tribe, region or religion to hook up with a diversity of people.

That is why the leaders of tomorrow may never rule....because most of them can't be bothered.They are their own worst enemy

the young man has a lot in/on his mind. imagine a guy who earns 80-120k n you say he go into politics? when you know you 'have to' share rice to them people to know you.
I tell you the statement 'we are the leaders of tomorrow ' is a big scam.

igbsam: But what is the true story behind fifa banning india ? Why india no dey participate for football. I want to know biko!

ok let me gist.
india wanted fifa to let 'em play football matches without boots on.
that's they want to play bare footed.

#Jazz@ItsPeak

ladyfeli: They lied to us abt being d leaders of tomorrow

its actually a big scam. they still say that to me but all I do is SMH seeing some Generals that can be my grandfather still trying to contest for presidencial election?
GOD help me n you too

hatux: Thanks boss... #appreciate

you're welcome, tho there was a typo in that my post you quoted it suppose to be 'without' and not 'with'