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unite4real:
N2,500

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princeuk21:
N2500. For 3 months.

Tanks boss

unite4real:
N2,500

How is it 2500? Pls explain

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I av bin hearing of dis treasury bill since tym immemorial but I really don't knw wat it is until now.

@ feelamong: if I buy a treasure bill of 100,000 for 91days at d rate of 10percent, pls how much do I hope to make afta d 91days?

D reason m askin: if I keep 100,000 wit a local co-orperative for 90days, I get to make 15,000 naira as my gain. Outside security/ safety issues of money, I want to knw which returns is more.

Na so so condem dem de condem action o, de speak grammer take cover dia lazy bottom, tell us how e take condem. D action, which steps him take? I hate nigeria politicians n big men hu always use dat term "I strongly condem". Any riff raff can use it, let dem tell us how de strongly condemed it not in words but in action.

Dis is d treatment ordinary nigerians ar use to abroad, an urhobo proverb says: water wen touch blokos go touch prick n vice versa.

Make I wait d observe wetin buhari go do abt dis kind mata.

All des gun boats and war ships, hope we ar show casing dem cos of cameroon, Ghana n South Africa n not d niger deltans?

Cos d step taken by GMB; actions or in-actions will determine if Nigeria will remain an entity.

Edwardhead:
Can I write mine?

No u cant

Dia is sumtin called "kwoka" in warri an urhobo snack made from banga. N madiga also known as "akpu biscuit" @ op add both to ur list.

Best local snack remains akara n bread, but its available only in d mornin n evenin.

Urhobo girls be lookin for pepper soup n yam/ plantain.

@ op so u don't want him to change abi? I just de look u, hu kips campaigning afta winning an election?

U want him to be ur boy boy n work 4 u ba? Don't come here n shout "my boy friend mother/ mother in-law hates me" afta marriage o.

On a serious note, dis decision is more nationalistic. I see no reason y a community shud be given 10percent of a companies net profit. D grants dat av bin given to dem since let dem giv us detailed report.

Wit so many companies at soukobolou in delta state, I was surprise wen I saw school children trekking abt 12-15kilometers every day to go to sch, I asked a question y can d companies not provide buses for d community n I was shown a luxurious bus n told it was provided by one of the companies for the students but the community executives hired d bus to a company for daily pay.

Again I was shown anoda spoilt bus been sold for scrap metal by one of the "lords" in the community n I was told it got spoilt n no one bothered to repair or fix it.

Dis bill n d change in clauses will enable niger deltans wake up n re assess their selfish characters.

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brushstrokes:
Damn it! Lmao
Now that just jump right from annoying to amusing

I'm not contesting for nada....it's for the pretty ones

@ bolded: "a tin is a tin not wat is said of dat tin"

importexpert:
may the Almighty expose the evil doers

Stop watchin africa magic.

Wen dia is no light, we resort to generator n dis is wat happens afta wards.

Again stop installing water heaters inside d house n stop using generating sets in enclose or poorly ventilated places.

@ op, u av siad d truth but hope u ar not running 4 miss nairalander cos all d likes wen u don get b4 dem go turn to unlike o, d boys n some men of nairaland will definitely not like dis.


A girl once called abt 39times wen I was in a meeting on a monday morning at about 9am, @ d 40th time I picked n she said she wanted to hear me breath or my heart beat. I swear I almost smashed my fone.

missclasssy:
If I was a guy, I would go for miss A because she displays commitment towards one partner.
She wouldn't be one to cheat.

Dats wat a logical mind will say or tink. Unfortunately 4 u, u ar not a man.

Men will go for Miss B, cos she may be easier to talk to n more flexible character wise. Miss A on the other hand may be too rigid n consider a hersef a saint or too holy. More ova men like wat other men also like.

Tallesty1:
Just wanna know if u r still nursing ideas @30

Ar dia age restrictions in idea nursing? Is dia a PG rating?

I hope to start implementin sha, its one day @ a tym n also dia is no age restriction.

princealbashir:
Sorry I no understand,

Bro its written in english na, abi I no write d english well?

Anyway, I say I wan open cemetry n funeral business, my family n friends d laugh n de discourage me. Den I say wetin be una take on business n if una get idea how I go take start make u write am sharperly.

Tallesty1:
What are you doing presently?

I work as a safety expert. Why d question?

CountDracula:
If dats where ur heart is... Lol... Just do it, ignore wat people say

Bro, I like d idea o, its one of d few business dat serves both humanity n d afta life (u fit call am d ancestors)...

Dat medical restaurant sha, dats on anoda level, I even have nursing fantasies.

D graveyard restaurant nai be dining wit d ancestors o, no need to pour libations d ancestors ar present in real form, na dis kind place sure pass wit any babe wen de worry me wit take me out to an eatery or let's do fast fud.

Me be like: waiter can I av a plate of d ofals served on gravey 4 my girlfriend?

If a gud business is about: satisfying needs n want, less competition n leaving a legacy, I told my mom dat cemetry business n funeral services is a gud business were I hope to pitch my tent, d woman rebuked me n even made mention of it during prayer session, although I was 19 years at d tym, now m almost 30 n m still nursing d idea of opening a cemetry n funeral business. I mentioned it again to my friends n family n again I received funny looks n comments.

Nlanders wat is ur take on dis issue? N how do I get started? If u av any idea.

M always fascinated to be around cute n cool kids.

Reconciling wit d past is a gud step to moving forward.

I honestly hope Buhari does well n better.

M not a fan of Buhari neither m I a fan of Jonathan. M after a better Nigeria!!!!

there ar 3 kinds of corrupt pple:
1. the thieves/ corrupt individual
2. the person/ pple who support and celebrate d thieves
3. the person/ pple who keep quiet.

lately, there av bin so much brohaha about Ben Bruce, i was beginning to like him till des awards. can he tell us d criteria employed in awarding Emmanuel Uduaghan as man of the year? Ben Bruce is corrupt m all his brohaha about not flying in first class ar all public stunt.

ozoigbondu:
l suggest you pray saint Anthony of pardua prayer of lost items if you believe then you might find it

Ur comment may sound hilarious to dos hu don't knw, but honestly it works. N I have my testimonies.

Antho!!!!!
Padua!!!!

Use 2 like younger girls till I met a 42 year old divorcee n mother of 2, I came to know d difference between sex n pleasure.

D best little girls can giv is sex, de can't giv real pleasure.

obinoral1179:
Ask google bro.

Bros abeg help me out, my google travel.

ur gf n her boss were given "change".

Non d less, if anybody knw how pple do dis jazz, pls say it.

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Personnally m not a fan of uduaghan, so ar many deltans including d itsekiris.

barcanista:
I admire silent achievers over media achievers. Well Done Governor Emmanuel Oduaghan

Bro in as much as I admire ur passion 4 pdp, u ar not a deltan, u ar a bayelsan n uduaghan is anytin but an achiever, besides he is d fada of media hyping...he does one tin in d health sector n d media reports 3.

kenonze:
Thank God that he built the hospital.
It is disgusting when a medical doctor like him still play politics with health.
His government has built several hospitals in in all the L.G.A. The question remains. " are these hospital functioning"?
99.7% of the primary health care centers have turned to natural habitants for rodents and reptails.
This is unacceptable.
Am not from Delta, however I just concluded my 6day tour of the state last week.
This man sees building hospitals as an avenue to enrich his cronies not necessarily giving health care services to the people.
I know of many unemployed doctors, nurses and pharmacist who are Deltans .
Just look at the naming of this hospital, "Eku baptist government hospital"..... its funny that a whole medical doctor will commit such blunder. What about the commissioner of health and permanent secretary?
Its unacceptable in medical nomenclature.
Yes a brand new hospital is in town,
Ask him where are the staff to man this hospital.?

U sounded intelligent but a closer look explains dat ur post is filled wit only hate, d name "eku baptist hospital" is d perfect name 4 d hospital n if u don't knw y? Shut up n criticise d governor constructively, don't come here spewing ur venom of hate.

I bet wen d wind of change coms, n d jail term starts rolling in n out, not all who shouted "change" @ d begining will shout "continue" @ d end.

temitemi1:
8million=266 years . Abeg how many years tinubu surpose to spend for jail

Dis kind question de fall breast o.

Honestly if dis guy is even pullin a stunt to gain publicity, he shud be commended n encouraged, n pple shud start pullin positive stunts to gain publicity, dats wat patriotism is all abt.

M not a fan of fashola n apc, but I must commend fashola 4 his effort towards buildin patriotism. I bet if dis gets to his table, he will surely encourage d youths by rewardin dis youngman (reward here might not neccessarily be money or job, may even be picture n a handshake which I tink is more dan enough recommendation 4 any promising youth to excel)

1. Did u come inside me? (Afta 2 weeks a lady asked me dis)

2. Wen will it come up again?