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Women always wanna eat dia cake n have it.

Its a simple solution: d guy shud tell her: baby, no more money till afta marriage o, I wanna save for afta marriage.

MOU ni, FOI ko.

All des men, I tire 4 dem. Wen u like her, give her belle den no de reason her, na she go propose to u 4 stadium, na u go form "oh no not now"

If dem like make dem burst d pipeline, na everybody go suffer includin all d pple wen de shout go to hell (infact na dem go suffer pass).

Jojo no send any body dat busy body work of burstin pipeline.

Me I go pack go stay cameroon de speak comment tu ta pelle.

Shey election don finish dem don de show us wedding photos, I de wait 4 fotos of abs n cars. During election day dem no show us foto of their children votin o. All dia shudren dey yankee on election day o.



APC we de watch una o, make una no match line o.

Congrates on ur marriage.

SkinnyDude:
you can lie eh..

U can truth eh...

Wats d lie here?

rokiatu:
I don't stalk my exes they stalk me.

falconey:
who has time for that?

Everybody formin staunch. Were as dem be Mr. & Mrs Stalker.

I stalked one of my ex hu liked online dating, n she later fell again online to me. D fun I derived from d craze she felt afta she found out twas me was pure craze. I wasn't stalkin cos I wanted her bak, I was stalkin cos I needed to clear sum issues wit her.

Wat he promised dats wat I want.

Howeva, 2 tins ar paramount.

1. Constant Light

2. Peace

Wen u gist/ toast a woman, she holds u accountable 4 d promises n words u told her wen u were toasting her, in d case of buhari, his longest speech durin his campaign lasted for less dan three minutes. N I wondered were all d buhari said dis n said dat was comin from, even at chatham house, he didn't say he was goin to do anytin, did he? D masses were only drunk on d toxic content of d mantra change n de allowed dia emotions ruled dem.

Although m happy GEJ didn't win cos he had promised heaven n earth n I knew he wud av made a fool of himsef if he had won, cos he wudnt av delivered half of his promises.

Let's expect d worst but hope 4 d best from Buhari n APC, den we won't be disappointed.

eCollynzo:
Buhari what point are you trying to prove? That boko haram weren't created to distabilise GEJ's government?
Please you don't need to use people's lives to prove any point.

Word!!!!!!!

Orubebe had his oppurtunity to sell Jonathan out to nigerians n niger deltans, but d foolish orubebe was busy renting duplex 4 women/ n kipin dem in hotels, spending govt money wit reckless abandonment.

I lyk jega's response n calm mannerism despite orubebe's out burst.

MayflowerB:
Rude? Are u proud of dat

Yea, m proud, its my offensive n defensive adaptability to compliment my calm nature for d "street" n "creek" is not 4 a gentle man...

Hope u understand my point.

Calm, Rude n Black.

MissAdeife:
No 7 covers all others.That's what I want

Wats ur definition of numba 7? Besides ar u a real woman? Puttin des criteria into consideration:

TheSonOfMark:
Funny how a GIRL has FAKE :
hair,
eyebrow,
eyelashes,
buttpads,
breastpads,
persona
character
fake virgins and possess:
no skill,
low intelligence and who stocktrade are:
sex and
deceit
and then she has the effrontery to talk about "real men".
Such self-delusion! You must have overdosed on some cheap hallucinogenic steroidal supplement!

Pple ar quick to condemn, irrespective of d fact dat d op sound like scam, 20k to make 250k is very plausible. Howeva, u must either work 4 every kobo or u use sumone to work 4 every kobo.

20k to make 250k or 300k monthly is very plausible but u must work or use oda pple to work.

@ op wat do u want dem to contact u 4? To scam pple abi? Or u wan giv dem customer.

Nmeri17:
preserve inside your stomach. it will last forever!!

thank me lerra

Hehehehe

False alarm ni, force alarm ko.

For d sake of likes and shares make I halla

Sai buhari!!!!!

keni315:
Op,God bless you o, i checked it through the link

D link didn't open on me browser, can u pls copy n paste it from ur browser?

No need 4 plenty talk, Urhobo girls ar d prettiest in n out.

Although I met a baggui abi bajju lady from kaduna n damn, she is d prettiest tin any body can lay eyes upon.

upmanagers:
U only ve d option of warming cooked food without freezer/fridge.
1. Neva ova warm ur soup, Try taking out what u will eat b4 food is ready 2 remove frm fire
2. Always open pot cover afta food is warm 4 sometime b4 closing, I.e warm food b4 u start usual activities in d mrng and close pot wen u are set to leave d house. Ds wil help let out some steam dat can kill d soup
3. Avoid putting hand or spoon into soup after warming or just take frm 1 part of the pot instead of turning it to remove d ntantas(meat, fish, etc)
You can neva compare d freshness of food cooked fresh n after 2 or 3 times of warming
If ds is 2 much 4 u 2 follow u can opt to cook food to last just 2days

I swear I like dis o especially d ntanta part lol,

supposing m lookin 4 on particular ntanta? N d ntanta don go hide 4 d bottom nko? Lolz.

I get ur point though. Tanks a lot.

Nlanders, how can I keep/ store my cooked food without refrigeratin n constant warmin?

U knw d light situation n as a bachelor I leave d house early only to come bak late to meet my newly made soup soured, notin is more annoyin dan dat.

N u knw warmin kills d flavour n nutrient.

Pls be of help. All d fud/ catering gurus.

intelligent words from governor Osho[quote author post=31770864]They do not have the right to kill, to maim, to brutalize and to murder anybody. That is not acceptable. The responsibility of the police in our constitution is very clear; to protect lives and property and they are law enforcement agencies, they are not to execute people who are suspected of crimes.
They are to arraign suspects in court and ensure that suspects are prosecuted according to our laws. I have received since yesterday various accounts about whether or not this person died in the police custody, whether he died of natural causes or he died as a result of police torture or whether he died in the cause of allegedly trying to escape and he was knocked down by a vehicle.
I will raise these issues with the Commissioner. If somebody runs across the road and a vehicle knocks him down, the vehicle will be apprehended and the driver will be known so it cannot be an unknown vehicle or driver.‎ I do understand that when we talk of police custody, they call it protective custody.
The police are to protect suspects and they are deemed innocent until they are found guilty by a competent court and police cannot constitute itself into a court of law and even if a judge finds a man guilty of murder and sentences him to death, he cannot be executed except the governor approves of the death sentence so the laws are very clear.
However, the issues for us to find out are whether this person died in police custody and if he escaped how he escaped from police custody because he wasn’t reported to be an armed robber.[/quote]

Dis guy must be an APC supporter.

politricks:
Of course you dont stop using electricity because it shocks you but at least you are given a second chance to live unlike the 0ver 16 graduates that died. Would you have said the same thing if the electricity killed(GOD forbid)people close to you and injured some. You said the guy apologised but that was after the blamed the incidence on the applicants for their 'impatience and failure to adhere to instructions'. As to your question, what i would have done is what every sane mind would have done, relieve him of his post to serve as a lesson to others.

U cannot totally blame d immigration boss, d applicants were also in too much rush n dat was wat led to d stampede, d immigration boss did not step on d victims himsef, other applicants did. D blame is shared.

Now if Jonathan had sacked d boss n d court sentensed him to 25yrs, I guess d dead wud av rise again.

In as much as I see ur solution as ur opinion, d purpose of sack will be defeated if we do not learn from mistakes.

A sane mind wud learn from mistake n not just hit d hammer on d anvil cos its wat every body wanted @ dat moment.

Non d less d topic on discuss was abt Buhari n murdered youth corpers not GEJ n Immigration boss.

Thank yu.

[quote author=VickyRotex post=31763067][/quote]I tink m d learner here.

politricks:
Are you kidding me. He was clearly against the immigration tragedy yet the one man that presided over it still retained his position. Talk another thing Abeg.

I am not pdp/ govt spokeperson, but I tink u don't stop using electricity cos it shocks.

Even d immigration boss apologised @ d height of d whole saga n showed remorSe, do u want his head served on a plate to d families of d bereaved or do u want him to commit suicide like d south korean ferry captain? I will suggest u tell me wat u wud av done if u were in d govt.

Let's have an open n constructive mind irrespective of party affiliation.

VickyRotex:
This the time I wish nairaland had the thumbs up emoticon.

Op thumbs up

Dats wat "like" is used 4.

KillerBeauty:
Wow. This post make sense dia
I for one need to learn to control my anger Also I need to learn to pray.
God please I want to know you more

Outside all dis spirituality also learn how to grind n whine, u will need it.

politricks:
When you are done with this letter, kindly write a letter to jona on behalf of the innocent people that died during the immigration saga.

From d little I read, whilst d op is concerned abt d gruesome murder of his relative, he is perplex dat GMB didn't speak out against d evil his supporters carried out.

In as much as dia is no direct link btwn GMB n d murderers, I tink it wud/ will be a plus to GMB if he came out n spoke against such practices.

GEJ on d ther hand clearly stated dat he was against d immigration tragedy n has gone a step further to console d bereaved. Now dats a plus to GEJ irrespective of d late response n re-election intent behind it.

All m saying, irrespective of our party affiliation, letz see d truth n say it, cos all we want is d gud of nigeria not d party.

Dioxidane:
LolzzZ... Dude, how many boxers do you have?? Even if it's just one, try washing it everyday. This is the result of wearing dirty underwear. Get hydrocortisone cream and rub it on the affected part after washing...
If symptoms persist after two days, consult your physician

D best advise so far, dirty boxers worst pass syphillis. Ensure u change ur boxer constantly (don't sleep on d boxer u use durin d day). Stop wearing trouser wit out a boxer. N ensure u don't over scrub or over scratch d area irrespective of d brain damaging sweetness it renders. Keep ur nails short, well filed n clean.

Infact improve on ur hygiene status.

I cover my dog wit d blood of jesus against dis kind disease o.

Fellow petlanders pls help me pray against barreness for my 1 n half year old Caucasian o, her name is Ricky.

frankmishael1:
my mama na transgender lesbo and my sister get hunch bak

u see ursef? ur papa don lock ur sense 4 him wardrobe o

Themandator:
Okowa is your governor... Bookmark it.

lolz i knw, i only wish he is not. i am tired of pdp in delta state.

APC i hail una o, make una de carry fedeco boxes