₦airaland Forum

David mark was frank on dis, but let him mention wat d generations yet unborn will remember him for.

Former Senate speaker relegated to a bench warmer.

In Nairaland Nigeria, u can be crucified if u say d truth about Buhari being a dullard n GEJ being d hero of Africa democracy.

In Nigeria, once a criminal can cross carpet from PDP to APC, he is absolved of his crimes.

In Nigeria, wen the polity is heated up, d president n vp releases pictures of theirsefs or dia daughters or wives to calm d polity

In Nigeria, d military is permitted to lie and contradict itsef if at anytym dia statement will jeopardise d mission/ vision of President Buhari.

In Nigeria, Arewa n OPC are free to talk n dish out threats but not same for massob n NDeltans

Lastly in Nigeria, u can't go to d east n be d head of d Igbos in any corporation or go to d west n head d yorubas in a corporation or d north n head d fulani/hausas in any establishment, down south south, all d corporation are headed by des guys.

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Jesu ovie!!!! Jesus is king

donphilopus:
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When you're done spewing gibberish, you lemme know. So because Buhari is the Petroleum Minister, he shouldn't host visitors in Aso Rock or shouldn't snap with them? Can you show me at least three pictures of Fayose commissioning projects?

So we shud start comparing Buhari's pictures wit fayose's? Is dat wat he told us he will do for us? U apc fanatics ar a bunch of mofos.

Buhari ought to hide his head in shame, No dividend of democracy.

Dats because all our news agencies ar compromised.

Tell me which News agency u want make e report d mata? Channels, tvc or ait?

De ar all compromised, channels n tvc ar pro apc, ait is pro pdp but since de ar lookin for money, it's gradually becomin pro apc.

Most media outlets ar sycophants de rest ar hungry bloggers.

Dats a di.ck wit a pink cap literally served on a glass cup.

So hilarious.

They shud continue

De will always be too many pple to compare dia husbands to, n also wishin de shud av married one or anoda persons.

Since it's Dickson, u hear: a display of ignorance n illiteracy

If it's timipre, u hear: see how much dis man is loved by his pple.


All I av to say: may d best man win.

ViNeHaNds:
We should be greatful for the ban of that small generator, why? Because The environmental toxicity due to oily fumes emitted by this little machine is very deadly, that i can honestly tell you if you have had it fumes always in your environment and obviously have been breathing it, meehn, you have been seating on a long thing because you have been initiating a process to getting your lungs and hearts in a bad unfixable health conditions, your condition will surely be worst than a chain smoker( whom is liable to die young). Someone had to safe us from ourselves.

Another accomplist on this serious environment pollution and health hazard threat common in our environment is the popular tricycle(keke napep), honestly should get the ban too.

Reason being that the combustion system of this two machines are although economical due to its top fuel efficient utilization ability, i mean it saves fuel in long working hours, but lets mind our health more and embrace this bans.

Looking at the available option in the market there are other brands offering almost same fuel utilization efficiency and extremely low prices and good quality built engines to reducing the health hazard in our environments, you can check this brands to confirm.
The small businesses can embrace this other options.
I have been victim to the unheathy voltage supply of this "i better pass my neighbour" generator, its burnt a few of my phone chargers, which gets me wondering why it chooses to blow up charges and some other home appliances but wont power a refrigerator, infact, appliances like a barber clipper will reciprocate the sound emitted by this generator (which travels in its unheathy voltage).

LETS BE GRATEFUL TO THIS BAN, ITS A NICE ONE AND SHOULD BE COMMENDED, SAY NO TO JUNK APPLIANCES POLLUTING OUR ENVIRONMENTS, CAUSING US GREAT HEALTH IMPLICATIONS, WE DESERVE BETTER WITH OUR HARD EARN MONEY.

Whats the point making all the money when you wont live to enjoy the fruits of your labour, Thank you Mr president for safing us from ourselves.

#remain bless

__VINEHANDS__

I sumtyms wonder how u buhari fanatics reason. Do u knw d harmful effect of certain drugs? Yet it's our only chance of dfeating certain ailment.

The dangote trucks cos more damage to our ecosystem compared to d life saving I better pass my neighbour gen.

I understand u ar tryin to defend buhari but pls don't take sum of us for id.iots, n giving us excuse of chargers n clippers.

If u even go to sum of d mikano gen environment n see d level of degradation, u will choose a billion I better pass my neighbour.

Again why do I tink u n bihari ar also tryin to sell sum oda kinda of brand of gen to Nigerians? Ar u pple d cabals?

Abacha stole no dime.

Since de av bin exonerated of stealing de can come out of dia holes n flaunt dia fathers loot in our faces.

Let d thieves flaunt d loot
Let d poor chant sai buhari
Let d pained wail
Let Nigeria be Nigeria...

Most doctor won't tell u dis:

Once u ar treating diabetes n u notice swelling on ur feet or blood in ur urine, pls discontinue d diabetes drugs n go for kidney check.

We be treating for diabetes n wen he started seeing blood in urine, doctors told us its prostrate n we continued treating, only to discover later dat diabetic drugs damages the kidney.

We tank God he is still alive. We don run leave oyibo medicine na fruits n herbal we take de run d mata now.

I neva watched any of d u-17 matches cos I knw we were cheating.

Even today wen I watched d atlanta 1996 Olympics, I marvel cos I see men playing soccer wit kids.

We use kids to cheat nationally during elections n use men to cheat internationally. Dis is classic.

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I can safely agree dat MOST of d ladies ar lesbos, even normal street most ladies ar lesbo.

Wetin de surprise me for d industry na d homo, na kanayo o kanayo be d homo abi na John Okafor (Ibu) lol. Make dem de mention names make we knw d pple wen go act film for kirikiri university abi na okere high college.

Henrypraise:
Most tymss I feel sorry for PMB, he is like a spoilt kid dat cries to be given everytin n wen u finally hand d item to him, he doesn't knw wat to do wit it, he start staring @ u n waitin.

Just wait n see, in an attempt to calm his followers, he is gonna release a photo of either his daughter or d wife of d vp or daughter of d vp sharing moimoi, agidi n kunu for almajiris @ d IDP.

We asked for pictures of the BH member dat was caught de cudnt giv us, in dia normal modus operandi de gave us dis.

All d thirsty guys will sure be calm now. At least no wailing dis monday morning, kunu is served.

My fear is dat dia is nobody or nation hu is indispensable, our pple say tse tse fly wen perch for blokos, na sense dem take de kill am. Buhati just de knack d tse tse fly for our blokos.

M patiently waiting for bubu next picture release. Wat happened to:

1. Youwin
2. Bank of industries
3. Bank of agric
4. Women empowerment.

All des gud policies of GEJ all flushed down d drain cos of we want to fight kwarupshun.

We ar currently registering wailers @ d wailers academy. New wailers are cordially welcomed, registration is free. Just be sure u knw were d current situation of d country bites u.

3Dee:
Bros, I thought I was the only one in that shoe until I came upon ur post. The stigmatisation is real bro. There's even this man at my work place that normally ask after my mum anytime I greet him---meaning I'm still a boy who's probably living under mummy's roof and eating mummy thank you food. Can you imagine!!!
I still dey count am for the guy, the day wey I go surprise am with slaps don dey ripe.
Just watch out Una go hear for nairaland.

Lolllzzz very funny.

I protested n even told dem I av a dog, my oga for dia still de call me de ask afta my dog.

Na force to marry?

dhtml18:
I fail to understand what you are saying due to you gi-ra-mar!

It's fix now; however, wen pple worked for only 2weeks n go on time off anoda 2weeks, I was told to do 4weeks in n go on time off only 1week. D reason de gave me: u ar not married n we need u on site working

Vixxie:
Former

Tanks n fix

Let him giv us pictures n speech, Dats d only tin he can provide. Pictures, pictures n more pictures.

Once u start workin, even ur enemy wants u to get married.

In my former office, I was given a 30days, in 1 week off, wen I tried to protest, I was told m not married n it shud remain like dat. Whereas d married once stay in d office doin almost notin.

abiolert:
Every slightest opportunity is an opportunity to make money in this country, if he has prove he should report to the appropriate authority , but wait oh there is no prove at all that the money was paid,so therefore DAT money don enter one chance.

I like ur talk, but which authority be d appropriate one? Na Uvwie youth be d appropriate authority for all des suit wearing mofo wen call demsefs bankers.

Most tymss I feel sorry for PMB, he is like a spoilt kid dat cries to be given everytin n wen u finally hand d item to him, he doesn't knw wat to do wit it, he start staring @ u n waitin.

Just wait n see, in an attempt to calm his followers, he is gonna release a photo of either his daughter or d wife of d vp or daughter of d vp sharing moimoi, agidi n kunu for almajiris @ d IDP.

Excellent write up. Hu do we blame since d write up didn't carry a tribe, a pol party or an age group. We shud blame d police, de were mentioned.

Nigeria is constantly being phucked in d bottom by all.

2 coaster buses of girls, Jeeezzz, got to go get tramadol. I will be bak

Lolllzzz

M not very convinced about d intent or mode of release but ignorantly, I will say gud move.

We still waiting for:
1. The head of shekau
2. Names of the sponsor of BH
3. The Chibok girls.
4. The last bh gunshot.

Although dem add some few tins, dis is a better report, pple shud learn how to be HUMAN, the care giver woman obviously does not know her calling. Woe betide anybody if such a woman is on duty n d person is on an emergency medical situation.

aresa:
I didn't ask you to repost other people's post... I asked you and senator twitter finger to show us where and when pmb blamed anybody.

Answer my question or go away..

It's ur post I quoted not pples post, since u ar one of his "defender".

Besides PMB knew his blind defenders will use such lame lines like dis to give excuses hence his longest speech during d campaign was 2mins 8seconds.

U n ur fellow supporters can accept d truth n let's channel positive suggestions to real progress or live in denial n zombiesm n let Nigeria sink.