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cutieberie1:
is dat y u created this thread....hw does this affect us in our daily life...

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diddydiva:
seconded!!!

diddydiva:
TRASH!!! Excuses for promotion of immoralty and indecency Buhari must hear this

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Shezhawt:
Total bullshit

post=31345912]seconded![/quote]Reasons to marry virgins una go condemn

Reasons to marry prostitute, una go still condemn.

Wetin una want make we marry?

There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.
carefully/ honestly select ur category here

Almost all of dem look scary or ar de still acting Harry porter in real life?


Nai be say winches don matured o

Girls na so dem de do like winch o, op no reason am. Na so one smally wan take me shine 4 area, I buy her wack make she blast wen I de cum bak from hustling na so d babe reject d package 4 front of me n my crew, omoba na so I collect am bak sharperly burst am inside d car make me n my men flex. Later she say no be she I buy am 4 b4, I hiss like cobra waka pass her.

Dia fada well well. No tym...

If Ameachi no be transgender nai be say him go do transgender surgery later in d future like Chris Jenner.

If Ameachi like make him shave dia pubic regions, notin 4 apc @ least 4 presidential n ph. Dem go use dia broom sweep each oda bald head.

Yeye de smell 4 apc.

Hey I can see it as clear as buhari can see his waec certificate @ 5:47pm

Vikkie14:
Yeah. The cat is at 10 o'clock. It's lying on the green(or na sky blue) box. Hmm... Perfect Camou.

No be only u get eye, my eye na orkpolor.

Dat wall de learn 4 our boys room wen we were kids.

Once a child is doin dis, u get a a drawing board n u stop paintin ur house till she/ he outgrow d stage. However, a firm but subtle word/ voice shud be used to correct d child not do dat on d wall. But if d child continues, pls ignore him or her till de outgrow it, cos if u kip worrying abt it, u may develop HBP.

Btw wat is she even writing?

Dis kind story de quick reach front page.

Meanwhile apc goons be like: Hiv will be a tin of d past immediately GMB/PYO com on board.

N fayose gonna reply: GMB shud cure himsef first b4 curing naija.

hahn:
Citizens should play their own part. The average Nigerian only complains without doing anything to change him/herself

a thousand likes for dis comment. this is d crux of all d problem we av in nigeria. complaining witout making positive changes, even if de wanna make change, de make negative changes.

anonyguy:
PDP again!
What ar u guys turning into just to defend cluelessness?
How come there is no stamp on the paper you just showed?

If it were from apc camp targeted @ pdp camp will u be sayin dis?

Or is dia a special budget for party politics in d state?

If d post is tru den Ameachi is a thief a common thief n shud be stoned togeda wit who he is supportin n who is supportin him.

Buhari claiming innocent where as he is a clone of d proverbial chichidodo (he hates feaces but feed on the worm that fattens demsefs on feaces)

Buhari d chichidodo.

My guy u ar not alone. M also almost same age wit u.

U can't kip feedin ur parents/ family or givin dem money everytym from 80k. Dis is wat u shud do: establish dem n concentrate on ur life.

Lemme tell u how I established mine.

First I started fish farmin 4 my dad on his land but d old man cudnt manage it, d tin crumbled

Next I saved n bought a land n gave my mom abt 50k to do vegetable farmin on it. (Investing in my future n also solvin d problem of dia need) I didn't giv d money to my dad again cos I knw women ar better wit management. Also wen eva m broke, she do giv me money from d farm. N d woman is doin well wit d farmin for abt ova a year now.

Once u set dem up, u can concentrate on ur life n stop spendin too much on dem. Just maybe occassionally.

Sum businesses parents can handle:

1. Any type of farmin

2. Store (buyin n sellin business)

3. Laundry/ barbing (for ur siblins)

4. Photocopyin/ business center

5. Photography (for ur siblins)

If u start carryin d load of ur family, d tin may stunt ur financial growth. U got to be wise. N I can't tell u not to take care of dem, its ur responsibility.

Note: it was/ is not easy sha o, but anytym u wanna save n u need sum austerity measures, u gat to discuss wit dem n explain in details. So de don't see u as bein wicked n also to get dia support n prayers. ( I must tell u, most parents wish/ mean well for dia children)

Apc supporters ar failures, I listened to d tape n honestly, d apc supporters ar making a storm out of a tea mug; even if d president sent obanikoro to ekiti cos of his party candidate, tell me wats wrong dia? Did u not listen to d part were fayose said dat fayemi n his stooges were sharing money? Did u listen to d part were sumone said fayemi pple were brandishing weapons? D tape exposed notin out of d ordinary except for naïve n biased pple tryin to use it to score cheap point.

Howeva, wat I find disturbing is d way General Momoh was intimidated n I tink it was cos of his sumwhat betrayal moves, he rubbished himsef totally.

The captain hu released d audio, wat was his motive? I smell blackmail, maybe sum one didn't get paid wat he expected n I trust fayose, he must av told dem to go fu*k dem sefs afta winning cos he felt d miltary were sabotaging his moves. Hence sum one got bittered n released d audio.

Lastly Obanikoro said notin wrong/ notin out of d ordinary except dat d general shud be allowed to go do his job n de shud stop kipin him dia n money shud be made available to him.

Shame on APC
Shame on Fayemi
Shame on Buhari.

GEJ till 2019.

Buhari can only rule Nigeria in his dream/ night mare (dat kind of dream u av wen u ar down wit fever)

Whilst Buhari supporters ar clamouring for a change to let Buhari RULE nigeria, Goodlucks supporters ar clamouring dat Goodluck shud continue to lead nigeria.

My problem wit Buhari ruling Nigeria is dat d man has not even talked of how/ wen he hopes to take Nigeria to d promise land, except fighting kworuption, feeding almajiri's 3 square meal n enlighting his bh stooges in d nigeria army. Wat is his plan?


I pity his supporters de ar somersaulting in emotional hallucination n d illusion of a promise of cheap weed by buhari's change mantra.

i get des email on a daily basis, n i dont knw wat how de got my mail address, dont we av an agency in nigeria dat tracks and nail des pple criminals?

Why is Uduaghans name not there?

As a bachelor, I go to my married friends house to eat most tyms, especially in d evenin. I was walkin towards his compound n met his wife n kids outside d compound, pple were passing by n d 4yr old daughter ran towards d gate, blocked d gate n started shoutin: No! No! No!, I won't let u in, u want to cum and eat our fud again.

Damn I was angry + d hunger n embarrassment, I had to force laugh while d mom was reprimandin her. everybody hu heard started laughin. She is such a lovely lil n observant angel cos dat was my routine mission.

February 19

My younger bro cooks so well dat my gfs ar always asking afta him, if dat guy cook common indomie n egg 4 u, u go lick ur ear. I sumtyms feel jealous but hey, he is my bro n m glad he is gud @ cookin.

I took d challenge one day n tried cookin okro soup while my gf was cookin veg soup, d tin was annoyin n d girl was laughing lyk craze. I just resigned mysef to stick to wat m gud. @, which is talkin n bein her companion in d kitchen.

Honestly women lyk guys hu can cook.

ammyluv2002:
Agreed but that Yoruba are dirty

Yorubas ar very dirty, y boss farts/ belch wit reckless abandon even wit all his money, n sumtyms wen he cums back from break he has fud particle hanging in his teeth.

No one gonna take dat away from dem, its part of dia culture.

Nigerian women need a sensitization especially mothers on how to keep n raise dia daughters.

Mothers talk to ur daughters n stop child labour



Apc goons be like: all because of GEJ. N I shake my head 4 dem.

Be careful how u say it to her ooo, I tink dats wat dis post is emphasizin on.

Governors lyk Uduaghan, make rubbish of pdp n GEJ, n I suggest he shud be investigated n locked if guilty of financial crimes.

Anyway, Bros Jojo na confirm area, any body monkey by feb 14, we go giv am banana chew, no rebel...

Bros Jojo till 2019.

Apc bear wit us.

Kakpos:
BUHARI IS THE MOST LOVE HUMAN BEING IN NIGERIA BOTH DEATH AND THE LIVING, P D P ARE WASTING THEIR TIME, IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS LOVE YOU DON'T NEED TO COME WITH ANY PROPAGANDA AGAINST BUHARI WHO IS KNOWN FOR HONEST. PEOPLE LOVE GOODLUCK BCAUSE HE IS POWER BUT BUHARI IS LOVE FOR HONEST TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

My broda stop lettin ur emotions ova ride ur tinkin ability, wat honest tin has buhari done? Pls tell me 3 of dem.

I am creating dis topic in part response/ reaction to dis tread: https://www.nairaland.com/2122882/reasons-might-not-having-light

I can also remember dat sum weeks bak I talked abt d light situation in my area on this link: https://www.nairaland.com/2081271/what-happening-benin-electrical-distribution

I will focus on the number 2 reason given on d link my reaction is credited. "BY PASSING"

1. They feel cheated: pple pay 750 naira fixed charge monthly to dia disco n most tyms, d light does not stay for a total of 5days in a month, we ar humans n we must feel d disco is cheatin us, we dia fore try to feel better by not wantin to be cheated n by also fightin d cheating wit cheatin.

2. The hurdle of subscribing: in d big city of warri 4 example, dia ar only 2 places were pple can recharge dia meter (enerhen junction n "nepa" office naval base); d queue is always very long were u can stand for up to 3-4 hours, n de close by 3pm. Now imagine u were a worker n u resume duty by 8am n close by 5pm, how do u meet up? More so, once u started recharging at enerhen junction outlet, u won't be able to go n recharge at naval base n honeslty nobody is tellin/ giving a reason why.

3. Timing: most users of prepaid will agree wit me dat dia units always get finish during d weekends mostly saturdays, I don't knw why it was structured like dat, n again d recharging outlet do not open on weekend, now imagine say I don program "erema" from abraka for d weekend den light no cum de, omo na bypassin sure pass dat weekend.

4. Still on feelin cheated: in warri, most of d troublesome area ar always wit light, ekpan 4 example de scarcely go off, each day I go tru dat road to my house in d evening/ night I see light but on gettin to my quiet neighbourhood n seeing no light, it breaks my heart. ur buddy who stays at ekpan tellin u stories of light wen u knw he does not even have a meter talkless of payin "nepa bill" u feel jealous n cheated once again.

5. Disco agents behaviour/ PRO: de ar always nonchalant n feel lyk naijapolice wen eva u get to dia office to make one complain nor anoda, I tink de need training (lots of it). More so, in d orhunwhurun area of warri, dia av bin no light dia for abt 4months n nobody has cum out to address d public (it is even painfull to note dat u still get to pay d fixed charge even if u don't have light for a year). I tink d discos need to be regularly on air to calm d fears of pple and also to reasuure dem. (Dis is d greatest failure of d discos esp d BEDC)

6. Corruption: imagine a situation were it takes about 1yr to get prepaid meter wen u pay 25k in d bank acct of BEDC n it takes only 2day wen u pay 55k to sum agent. Now if I pay 25k in d account, I still get to pay 10k monthly as "lost charges" till de bring n install my meter. D "kworuption" in dat area need to be addressed.

7. Tendency to steal n cheat: in as much as dia gud pple, dia also bad pple, n sum persons take pleasure in stealing/ cheatin oda pple n d govt. I tink des pple need to be caught n prosecuted accordingly.

I will want to state dat I don't subscribe to bypassing as I see it as "stealing not corruption" , howeva, d above reasons ar sum of the reason pple bypass dia meter n it shud be addressed to reduce or eliminate bypassing in general.

cc: ayobase, lalasticlala, seun

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suxxman:
Imagine studying in this kinda cozy and comfy classroom... Now what could be better?
I doubt if I'll miss out on lectures for even a second My school attendance would be just perfect... I may as well make dere my hostel... Lolzzz

U neva get am u don de turn am to ur hostel, if u lyk carry dat ur black beans pot put 4 top of d lappy. I de watch u.

justirich:
Mr Objective founder of Nairaland, strive to be non-partisan because millions of Nigerians here are not that gullible. Pls take cue from Mark Zuckerberg and Google founders. It's no longer your personal platform

He has his opinion n y can't he air it? He is seun not mark zuckerberg or founder of google.

I av seen nasty sibling rivalry especially sisters.

edwife:
Yes,i was working with your mother and sisters...I learned from the best

[size=4pt]Your mum should have told you that you are a product of such business[/size]....

Yea she also told me how cheap u were n how u screamed each tym. Hope ur daughter won't be dat cheap. No offeinse meant.

Buhari flogged/ jail ur fathers, n u tink he is cumin to invite u to dinner? Na poison u wan chop u no knw.

edwife:
I don't blame the men,i blame the woman who mixed business with pleasure......

Let her limit her job to the bedroom and not taking selfie with strangers that will pay her after sleeping with her.

Words from an experience clleague.

My broda, dia is notin to gain from multiple bf/ gf, its a dirty habit, easy to pick difficult to drop n can follow an individual into marital life.

Studies have shown dat guys wit one partners tend to av more sex compared to guys wit numerous partners.

I am sayin d truth. Notin palatable abt avin multiple bf/gf just headache.

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