₦airaland Forum

Ever heard: my word is my bond.

If only pple can stand by dia word.

All d pple wen make promises of shittin coconut, changing name, commitin suicide, running nake*, etc, pls emulate dis man n u too can be a celebrity

Jaypea98:
You are a cimplete joker.for comparing Fashola to james Ibori

No m not a joker, its u hu is too gullible to see d thieve n my state n not see d arm robber in ur state.

davodyguy:
Whats stopping you from bringing allegations against them? Do you have any? If not, remain silent till Jesus comes

No de ar saints, saint fashola n saint tinubu, even saint obj.

Litany of d yoruba saints:

Saint fashola
Saint tinubu
Saint abiola
Saint obasanjo
Saint awolowo
Saint thieves.

davodyguy:
Smh. He did well. in fact, he did better than Fashola and Tinubu, yet he's imprisoned for stealing, not in millions but in billions. Yes I agree with you, cos he stole more money than Fashola and Tinubu, hence, he's better than them.

My friend u knw notin abt wat is afta Ibori, lemme giv u a clue "give a dog a bad name n hang it". I hope dats clue enough. Fashola n tinubu shud be in prison.

M from warri in delta state n I can tell u d governor hu has don better dan Ibori might only be Donald duke n maybe kwankwaso, even ur fashola n tinubu combined has not achieved wat ibori achieved in his 8 yrs rule.

padeolu:
This people sha and the way the reason. Not quite long one of them said 'How much did Nwobodo stole, an amount that is not enough to buy a Peugeot.'
Only if tomorrow will be May 29.
Sai Buhari

I can see dat ur senses ar in ur lunch box, go n eat dem.

Obiagelli:
Officially, Nigeria exports 2 million barrels of crude oil
daily. At the current price of 60 US dollars per barrel, that
translates into 120 million US dollars.

120 million x 365day = 43,800,000,000

43 billion dollars @ 60% ( rumoured sharing formula between Nigeria and oil companies)

That means Nigeria makes 25.8 billion dollars annually.

$25.8 billion x 200 naira = 5.1 trillion naira.


Nigeria's 2014 budget was N4.6 trillion meaning we still have about 0.5 trillion naira change.
www.channelstv.com/2014/04/09/nigerian-senate-passes-4-6-trillion-naira-2014-budget/


FEDERAL INLAND REVENUE

Nigeria generated N4.69tn Revenue in 2014

www.thisdaylive.com/articles/firs-generates-n4-69tn-revenue-in-2014/200484/

Adding N4.69 trillion (firs) + 5.1 trillion (crude oil) = 9.79 trillion.

If our budget was N4.6 trillion then we have a balance of 5.1 trillion naira that nobody accounts for.

Barcanista asked where we will find 1.8 trillion to take care of our most vulnerable citizens, this balance of 5.1 trillion will be taken away from the pockets of criminals and militants.

Seun
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
MizMyColi
MzJackBaueress.

EDIT.


I forgot the FG gets 52% of total income, even at that we have a balance of 0.6 trillion naira which is sufficient for the first stage of the social programs.
The APC government has said one of its major income earners is the mining industry.

This plans with financial discipline is very much achievable.

Please note that my analysis is based our major source of income ( oil and taxes), i have not touched other income earnings.

Weda a sympathiser of GEj or a fan of Gmb, all we want is a better nigeria, so u ar assuring us as an apc fan dat d promises made by buhari as highlighted by barcanista in d first thread will be fulfilled?

Wat baffles me:

1. How I will arrange my house neatly wen eva m expectin a lady n scatter it again afta a day or 2. But if its a guy, I don't even care.

2. Afta 2 years of not using his face book acct, my cousin wanted to log in but he totally forgot his pword. He went to d jungle n tapped 2 parcel of dried leaves. Immediately he came bak, he logged into his facebook lyk notin. (I bet no woman, even sum guys can't explain wat happened dia).

3. Why do smokers, sh*t n smoke. No woman can explain dis.

D way sum girls de behave 4 social media de baffle me, I don tire 4 dia wahala nai I port o, d best na "pen pal" I mean letter writing, post office tins. Buy stamp send den wait abt 3 months 4 reply.

Non d less I tink I like "twoo" but dia limited n unlimited ish is freakin me out.

Honestly, I like it wen my lady snores wen she sleeps, it makes me feel I did a great job n we can have a topic to talk abt in d mornin wen my mockery on her start.

More so, Mr. Ibu once said d heavy snores of a lady is capable of chasing evil spirit

Were ar d nigerian cases? Dos babes hu call 100tyms. D dudes hu text 3 tymes daily like say na square meal.

Ayjos10:
...look at this 1..she evn luk like a f.r.o.g

She is beautiful letz be honest, she doesn't look lyk a frog, u insultin her doesn't make ur statement different from hers. I tink she has learned her mistakes. Cyber bullyin is not gonna help any one.

BaebieHot:
Sorry to say, what class are u? U sound very immature, ur written english is not too good. I can only imagine how ur spoken english would be.

because u r handome u want a pretty gf, that's shows u are looking for a gf for all the wrong reasons.
A pretty girl with class will not go for a guy like u.
[b]Make sure ur intentions and priorities are right first.[b/] My dear, what wld ladies do with a handome but immature and dull guy? Nada

He is not dull n he is not immature, I tink u made sum point esp @ bolded, d key to gettin a gf pretty or ugly is to av an intention (even if d intention is as fiddle as s3x) den enjoy ur own company n see dem as friends d way u see ur broders n sisters @ home. In as much as u ar loved by ur family, u can be loved or get a girl n get laid (if dats wat u want)

EroticAngelina:
what u fail to realize is that sometimes what u see ain't always what it is
The girl is 16 rite? she's no more a kid, she knows what she's doing, so don't think she's crushing on u. that's all I can tell u, tho I know u don't understand.

Noted

EroticAngelina:
lols she didn't say anifin bad. and that doesn't mean she likes u.

I knw u ar wiser dan dat statement up dia, u n I knw wen teens ar crushin de act, talk n stare foolishly.

I can pretend she didn't say so n wait till she is lyin on my bed...

EroticAngelina:
They are blinded. when I was very young, I use to have gazillion crushes on guys that are way older than me. I would see this guy on the street, and totally fall for him, next minute, I would see another guy, and forget the last one and start crushing on this current one..it was crazy,in fact, my only criteria for crushing on a guy is that he must be cute! but due to the 'I will never ask a guy out' attitude I had(and still have), I don't make my feelings known, I crush on them silently... and I guess that makes me forget them easily.
Right now, when I look back and remember the guys I crushed on when I was young, I become so angry and disappointed at myself.. I'd be talking to myself... like "I can't believe you had a crush on this guy! you got bad taste!" lol
my point is... sometimes we can't control who we crush on, and some girls are the types that say whatever they want, and aren't ashamed or proud to tell so so so person 'I av a crush on you'
they'll outgrow it

Women always av excuses @ hand.

Non d less ur statement is so tru, underage girls will do anytin just to be wit a "Broda" provided u av 1 or 2 tins de day dream abt. Its d "broda's" responsibility to sensibly kip dem @ arms length.

Most times mothers fail to also kip stern eye on dia daughters. A lady is always sendin her 16 year old daughter to com charge fon weneva I switch on my generator, d girl always wanna com in n sit but I av always told her I don't allow visitors. She was even bold to ask me wat abt my girl friends dat come around I formed anger n chase her away.

Ewizard:
dreamer..
she dropped her panties at the cinema after watching 50 shades

D best comment on dis tread so far.

N stop makin unattainable promises, u be buhari?

MIKOLOWISKA:
He the general could still nominate a certain akunyili go the midst of a rotten obj govt then I think nigeria is in much better hands than it has been go awhile

My broda u still de tink? I tot u were sure wat we had was dirt n wat we have is diamond.

Non d less again I will hope u ar not tinkin.

wakacome:
Now you are the one sounding more like a toddler,so when okupe and FFK made so many promises before the election why didn't jonathan refute those claims??this is politics,politics is a game.....

Hey we ar talkin abt Buhari here not Jonathan stop digressing n sick to d argument or go listen to any of dos wizkid tracks on ur fon. (Pls use an ear piece wen u do) u don't wanna disturb others.

MIKOLOWISKA:
Guy we never had a diamond. Just dirt. Nothing can be as bad as what we had. Good riddance

4 d sake of all of us, I hope ur statement is tru.

exlink10:
which of the GEJ episode are u referring to?

All d pastors n prophets wey make prophesies say GEJ go win

I av bin watchful of "pastors" especially "prophets" since d GEJ episode.

D greatest cost of d election will be if afta 2-3 years, Nigerians ar disappointed n discovered dey av bin taken for a ride. That is to say de av lost a diamond whilst gathering stones.

wakacome:
So if for example if olisa metuh should say something then it means goodluck jonathan must know about it??

My friend u ar talkin like a child, if u don't understand politics, go n listen to wizkid.

Did buhari not hear his pple makin all des statement n comment? Y did he not refute dem b4 d election?

Av u noticed wen u ar high n lookin cool all of a sudden girls wanna talk n listen to u? I tink u shud add dat to d list, girls ar attracted to cool guys wen de ar high.

His future is bright if

1. He always put on white shirts

2. If he can/ always look directly at d sun wit out sun shade

3. If as a welder he can weld witout welder goggles n not gettin arc eye.

4. If afta smokin jamaica vegetables his eyes ar still shining.

D signs ar not limited to des though.