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dunsman:
And Dats d biggest lie have ever heard in my entire life..was d tvc video footage shot in 2011 also, dose towns been captured was it in 2011 also?? Or is it not due to d fact dat boko haram met with heavy resistance during that period dat made dem ally with Isis,because dae wey running out of weapons and reinforcements Or didn't buhari testify to it den and promise to finish dem off?? Was dat also in 2011 ha-ha aye ma nika oo, just because of ur hatred and u are Ll playing politics wit d lives of d masses.. Can't u just pple remorseful for once?? I mean pple died yesterday!! A soldier died today!! Just don't try and sabotage any efforts made towards ending dis fuckie insurgency cause of ur own selfish interest!! For Christ sake media aresupose to b d friend of d masses, trusted and tested cause u are more closer to us Dan d govt, imagine wat impression dis would cause now.. Just recently, some guys argument led into fight just because of a fake news published by sahara reporters!! I mean wat if dae killed demselves wat will happen to their families?? Wats ur gain in feeding d masses with wrong information!! God help us

Dis is sumone speakin from d heart n sayin d obvious truth, only dos blind in heart won't see n knw wat he is sayin.

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Mercedes V-boot car

Alloy wheel

Factory fitted a/c

5 speed

Brand new tires including spare.

C.D player

Price: Negotiable.

Location: warri

ophilly:
I have 300k for this car.

Dis is how u knw a man who is intelligent. U talk ur talk n not pour insult. 300k is gud but surely not enough. U need to come take a look at d vehicle in question.

Non d less if u ar interested call d numbers n let's talk offline

victor2008:
u funny old motor for that price

DjAndroid:
U dey mind am?

damilola5019:
jesu o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
550

mbahjohnpaul:
the heart of man is truely wicked. may sango and amadioha visit u

mayorkyzo:
If the car like e clean like snow it's still a V-boot...u just gots drop d price so people go consider...the asking price is just too high...

D car in question is used by me n I knw wat I am offering, non the less show ur interest n let's discuss. U may be surprise. But if u ain't gonna show interest, den go to dream isle n buy d car of ur dreams for 42k n drive it dia.

DjAndroid:
for real?

Yes for real.

I saw this signpost at orumaro junction, in effurun uvwie local govt, a bordering city of warri.

It reads: Children for adultion call 08163390510.

Does adultion here means adoption?

Call or whatsapp

Location: warri, delta state.

Price: 550k (negotiable)

Condition: alloy wheel, factory fitted a/c unit, sound system.

We get police 4 naija? I tink say na only vigilante

Professional courses is way better dan masters et all. I am a proof.

cityAdventures:
So sometime late last year, and earlier this year, I happened to be in Asaba, Delta state for some personal business, which just wouldn’t wrap up on time. Within this period I was there, I also had cause to travel to several other places across the length and breadth of the state- from Warri, Ughelli, Agbor, Effurun, the University town of Abraka and Asaba itself.

It was a worthwhile experience as Delta unwrapped its allure infront of my very eyes. The place is a beautiful place no doubt. It is perhaps one of the few states in the country that is not a one city state: it has several city-towns within its boundaries, asides the capital.

This diversity gives the residents more latitude in terms of what to do and where to go. I noticed several things while traveling across this heartbeat of the nation and I bring them to you here.

1. In Delta, everybody has ‘boys’
This is a veritable source of political patronage- your ability to raise a small rag tag army of youths within the blink of an eye makes you important. ‘If I just give signal now now, you go just see 700 hundred boys assemble for street.’ This is the only way most of the men there get stipends from government- the higher your disruptive tendencies, the higher patronage you get from government or from the political elite.

2. Godfatherism, is everywhere, but in Delta it has been elevated to an art
Without a powerful godfather in Delta, you are as good as dead- you won’t get anything from that state, or oil companies, even as an indigene. Not a contract, not a job, no patronage- in short nobody will listen to you. The only way you are trusted with anything reasonable or sensitive is if they know where you are coming from, whose allegiance you bear, which big name you have behind you- ‘ah, this na Ayiri boy o,’ or ‘these na Tompolo boys’ or Clarke boy– that’s the only way whoever is infront of you is awed enough to give you audience.

While you may not work directly for these godfathers, the fact you enjoy their goodwill or can be vouched for, by them, makes life very easy for you as you try to progress in life

3. Delta is the home of the war lord
Delta is a fiefdom- every community is controlled by a fief- a local kingpin- without whose word or consent, nothing happens. Nothing happens in that community without his input, knowledge or say so. If Shell wants to embark on a project, he must be settled and appeased, if the government wants to set up a community social responsibility, he must be consulted.

If you want to put up something as simple as billboard, his boys must be in the picture, else by the next morning, you will see it pulled to the ground.

4. Delta is land of the Good, the Bad, the Ugly
Jeez, seeing a fine girl in Warri is like seeing an apparition. So, there a few fine ones, and those ones remain basically indoors, but the vast majority? Damn! While Asaba has some of the most beautiful girls in this country, Warri is the complete opposite. It is a city flush with oil money, so you will expect it to be a confluence of beautiful girls on the lookout for a fast buck, right?

Wrong. Yes, there are a lot of runs girls in that town, but majority of them are ugly. If Delta boys and girls were to act the movie- Good, bad & The Ugly, the good must be the beautiful girls of Asaba, the bad will be represented by the restive boys of the creeks, while the ugly has to be the ugly girls of Warri & Effurun.

5. Ibori’s word is still Law
Eight years after he left office and almost four since he has been doing time in Her Majesty’s jail, the Ibori influence over Delta affairs has never waned. While Uduaghan is the most hated of all Delta Governors, Ibori is the most loved, majorly because of his then propensity to dispense largesse and favors. The jury is yet to be out on Okowa.

From Prison, Ibori still decides what happens in Delta. When he anointed Tony Obuh for Governor last year, it seemed a given that the next occupant of government house would be its former Permanent Secretary. However, when Ibori pulled the plug on this Agbor technocrat’s ambition and swung support to his kinsman, Edevbie, at the PDP primaries at the last minute, it seemed a fait accompli that this Urhobo man would succeed Uduaghan in government house.

Alas, this was a feat too much for even Ibori to pull from prison at such short notice. Though Edevbie came second, Okowa picked the ticket and subsequently went on to win the governorship. The people however compensated Ibori by pushing his daughter into the lower house at the National Assembly.

6. It is our ‘oyel’ mentality waxing stronger
To the average Niger Deltan, the world should stop moving because oil is drilled from his backyard. Most of the youths there feel they should feed, clothe and live large at the expense of the oil companies, just because they have oil. That is the entitlement mentality that is prevalent around there.

It doesn’t matter whether they have gone to school, it doesn’t matter whether they have a skill, and it doesn’t matter whether they are productive. The mere fact a young man is from an oil producing community means he thinks he must subsist on the bill of the oil company, operating in his neck of the woods. Infact if he sleeps with a LovePeddler, Shell should be able to meet her 10k bill on his behalf. If the oil companies wont do it, well, then the politicians must. This is the sort of mentality that has given rise to restiveness in those parts

7. Asaba is just a ceremonial capital- nothing happens there
Asaba is merely the seat of government, for bureaucratic red tape- Warri is where it happens. This town is the nerve centre of the state and is also where the oil companies are- Shell that is. The big deals are close there, the night life is hyper there- in short, Warri is the livewire of the state.

Because the state has several major cities that are equally lively, many Deltans return to these places over the weekend to be with their kith and kin in their won neck of the woods. Asaba then becomes like Abuja- lively during the week, deserted on weekends and only shored up by traders and business men of Onitsha and the girls who cross the bridge on bikes to ply their trade in the capital.

8. In Delta, the Fear of Tompolo is the beginning of wisdom
Yes, there are several strong men in Delta, the Ayiri’s, the Clarkes, Ibori’s and the likes, but the czar of Gbaramatu kingdom tops them all. I mean, if you single handedly installed a chief executive of the largest maritime agency in Africa, are you to be taken lightly?

If you boasted clearly that Delta will be on fire if your candidate does not emerge governor, and then went ahead to bulldoze everybody out of the way and installed him as governor? If after installing this your crony as Governor, you highhandedly installed your cousin as a deputy governor, are you then, not in control of government house and the till of the largest allocation in the country bar Akwa Ibom?

Within the creeks, Tompolo’s word is law and all over Delta, his influence cannot be under estimated, even as he also successfully installed his brother as chairman of his local government council.

If you don’t believe, simply remember when the President wanted to commission the oil & gas free zone there? Remember, the security agencies, the military and state government had given the all clear to the President to come? It only took a phone call from Tompolo to the President for the President to cancel the trip.

What did tomplo say?
‘ Bros eh, if you like yourself ehn, no come here, no near here at all. Boys dey vex, blood dey dia eye. I no fit guarantee your safety o. I don teh you my own.’

The rest is history.

9. In Delta, money talks, bullshit....


Read more at: http://www.intercityadventures.com/10-things-i-noticed-while-traveling-across-delta/

Pls don't bash delta state just to sell ur blog, OP u lied.

na so i de shout say i collect bullet 4 my babe until dem ask me which bullet? nai i tell them bullet can drink

so if i go buy food from mama sikira place, my girl go say d easiest way to my heart na my belle? if i no discharge dat gf nai be say na heart attack no go kill me.

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My friend n his wife av dis same issue, husband is AS, wife is AA, daughter is SS, at least dats d report de told me de had from abt 4 hospital.

Just dis evenin, I was in a conversation wit a lady hu said her daughters crisis started wen she started menstruation n so many hospital diagnosed d daughter SS whereas she is AA n her husband AA, she struggled wit d crisis on n off till abt sum years ago wen de were referred to Oghara teachinh hospital in delta state n it was discovered d girl was not SS but lacked d white blood cells, neccessary tins were don n kip doin n d daughter is still very healthy 5years n countin, she will be bak from service soonest accordin to d mom.

Don't listen to pple sayin stuff abt u bein adopted pls, ur parents ar already passin tru a lot don't make dem feel worse. Only pray 4 healin n be a gud daughter.

D killer of funsho williams, Bola Ige, etc is he not handsome sorry intelligent enough to be on d list?

25d3054f

When applying for a job position to a company you are currently working for or where u were dropped, will ur heading show "REAPPLICATION FOR THE POST OF..." or just the conventional "APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF...."

Also can I get a good CV format or template from anybody, i will appreciate.

Sunymoore:
Edit. Is actually soldiers testing their weapons close to the University's fence .. But still some students are injured while running away

thought they said they had no weapons? na student body be testing target? abi na law school be training ground?

by the way, were buhari? him de drink kunu?

virginity is not over rated, infact, its under rated.

Dat our ladies married as non virgins n our men accepted them, does not mean its a gud tin.

Marrying a girl as a virgin is also not a criteria of a perfect home but the man will be rest assured that her allegiance rest wit him n no one else (although not in all cases).

heheheh

elantraceey:
Verry verrrrry true.


Number one culprit right here


The down part of beans never passes me by but you don't expect me to do that in public nau

I doff my hat 4 u lady, for u to talk of beans as a lady n to mention d burny burny part of beans at all, I doff my hat. U definitely grew up in a house full of guys...

D age difference is not a problem, d problem is dat jail term is knockin at ur door. Answer des questions truthfully:

1. Her papa harsh like fowl wen just born?

2. She get any broda wen resemble gentle jack?

3. Anybody don confess winch 4 ur village?

If d answer to any of des questions is yes, mbok run 4 ya future.

I once said in a past topic dat d cabals tryin to destroy nigeria for dia selfish gains ar d fuel importers, its no news dat d current fed govt will cut dia chop in d fuel area, now de av devise a plan to chop from anoda area. BEDC dat distributes darkness is even d highest, I shake my head. Buhari u better act now.

Were obasanjo own?

A golden opportunity presents its self

The importance of acquiring a land can only be fully explained by an elder. Don't miss out on this opportunity

Do u knw warri can only get better?

Genuine and Affordable plots of land in choice areas available in warri.

Price of land ar fully negotiatable unpon show of interest.

INFOTECH2:
Please which cooperative pays you that much on your 100k.

No jokes bro, in warri dats common practice/ knowledge, 1million wit most cooperative gives u 50k per month, 100k gives u 5k permonth.

Des marketers ar d real problem of Nigeria.

Can u imagine wen dia was no fuel dia was no light? I feel d same cabal dat runs d subsidy/ fuel mata, ar same cabals dat control d light issue.

Nigerians if u ar lookin 4 d cabals, look no further, de av shown demsefs, shutting down Nigeria 4 dia selfish gains (MONEY).

czarr:
its really nothing personal,not all of us can stand d sight of blood...or the thought of someone bleeding,....girls don't even like it how do you expect guys to be comfortable.... injustice ni?.....jungle justice kor.....truth be told...its just plain gross.#butlovecoversall

I tink dis explains it for me, d sight of blood is totally irritating except of medical cases wen ur medical senses is activated.

I av had s3x wit my girl during her period, d punny doesn't feel same, she complains abt bein easy, n once d blood start comin out, I don't feel d lubricant no more n chairman goes on limp mode, m frustrated, she is frustrated. We av to wait till afta period.

Besides ladies nag too much during dia period, all d nagging just turns u off, even if u pet dem u still get frustrated.

Y start wat will lead to frustration? Hence personally, I detest a girl on period n