₦airaland Forum

Dated her for 3years witout s3x cos she told me she is a virgin only to travel sumwere in d creeks n discover she works dia as an ashii. N she told me she was a student. Even after dis revelation, she said it was industrial tranin (I.T) she is doin in d brothel located in d creeks.

Selfish women. All des tins for women. N wats d reward or benefit for d guy? Just one punany. Gush.

[quote author=Excel 30 ]HE IS A LIER? My ex told me that the lady i saw unclad with him on bed was a female friend who intended spending the night.[/quote]In recent times, dis is one of d most hilarious tins av heard, can't help readin it ova n ova again n laughin.

The niger delta militants were given amnesty (lucky them); there is a continuous guerrilla warfare btwn FG and Biafra since time immemoral, now boko haram n m so proud of d success made by FG JTF, pls GEJ once u ar tru wit bh move to d west n wipe out O.P.C, let d sss n Mopol take care of ombatse. We really nid to rid nigeria of sectional loyalty n selfish tribal warlords.

Exponental: ......such words from a female?
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@op, well, I will advice u stop checking her fone, let her av her privacy. When u stop dis ur habit, then u inculcate into her.

M sure gona stop right away, n make her stop checkin mine.

M a young bachelor dating d damsel of my dreams, d problem is she can't get her hands off my fon n each tym she does, m scared she will get burnt wit wat she will find cos I do a lil womanizin too. How do I stop her from goin tru my fon. I av passworded but she has a way of gettin d password outer me.
Before I forget, I check hers too n av been burnt too.

For me, d nigerians did well except for Ideye who didn't do d job he was assigned to do, d substituted Akpala was not seen at all, we shud learn from our mistakes n get experience but loyal n discipline strikers. Mikel n Omeruo did exceptionally well. I just can't stop wonderin wat will happen if omeruo were to get injured. Our defence wud be doomed.

At once I dey cut my hair for night nai nepa cease light. I go press light commot from dat yansh.

For real, call him frank n he turns n start walkin towards u, he will follow us to class, refectory, chapel n d hostel funny enough he stands wit us in d assembly ground he doesn't feel threatened neither do we. Just dat he has d right to chase after female teachers n visitors while we mop n cheer his escapades.

I tink m gonna shave my pubic region also, n trust me m a gud barber I will shave her too in n out. Damn dat booti.

Her arguement will ran thus: wat abt pple who carry quran n bible to d assembly, ar dey being prosecuted? Den she shud be asked wat religion she filled in her form n if she didn't feel african traditional religion, I move a motion that she shud be relieved of her duty: impeached, sacked or dismembered for providin false information.

Must evertin be called witch craft in naija? My first male dog do same for female visitors, n even in d boardin sch, we had a male goat dat saw himsef as a student, we even name him frank, he wud chased after any female dat cums in d school, cum to tink of it, y ar womanisers called he goat if not for this trait? Human females can hide their heat periods from human males but the scent dey giv off during dis periods giv dem away to animal males cos des animals have a higher sense of smell. D goat is normal all male animal will do that...the gals ar on heat. Even if a guy disguish as a female approach d goat, it won't show interest cos he does not av d scent.

I was doin just fine until she told me she wanted her sister to cum leave wit us n also help out wit chores gush dat gal got a perfect set of bossom n an onion shape booty. She gona whines n screams like my wife has neva done.

@ OP, run far away from fishery or anytin livestock farmin, it has all d theories to its favour buh not d praticality. I will want to ask, is ur current job a contract or permanent job? For me, d best idea here is dat okada delivery or laundry stuff, I am speakin from experience as regards livestock. Like seriously m gona start a laundry business b4 dec n see d possibilty of d okada delivery in my neighbourhood. I love dis tread.

Wow, wit all des highlights on his CV, lemme add one more d Op left out, his his joypole is massive wit enough girth to stretch u up to 150%. Ladies m sure u knw wat dat mean.

I hate it wen pple argue like drunks, looking at dat pik, u will see bullet holes on d wind shield, dat enough tells u dat d police men were engaged in a gun battle or were shot at, I guess not all of des big mouths av heard a gun shot talkless of u bin shot at. If ur papa or hubby or broda or son na police or u grow up for warri, u go understand me. Kodus to d NPF u can destroy all d cars buh please rid d streets of dare devils.

kaboninc: I don't understand you here. You were already in a relationship with the one you love which I believe you're 'dating'. And you broke up with her because another promised to 'date' you even when you don't love her? Pls clear me on this.

Its complicated, really complicated, I am currently wit a gal I dnt love cos, she agreed to date me before d one I love agreed, I had to let d one I love go, d one I dnt love heard me by first to cum first serve.

U shud get a club gal to teach ur hubby, while I knw sum guys dat knw sum other guys dat can teach u how to dance.

I wonder y d brohaha abt dis mko, before we start talkin abt his stolen mandate, let talk abt our stolen mony n from were he got his wealth, besides, d west av don enough to immortalize him, let's bury all hatchet, count our loses n move on, abiola stole from nigeria n he was consumed in d flames of nigeria polity, nigeria giveth n nigeria taketh, let femi kayode look for issues destabilizin d nigeria state n debate on dem, not takin us bak to d stone ages just for him to stay relevant in nigeria politics.

Sum times its not easy for guys, gals pls be considerate... I broke up wit a gal I love for a gal I dnt simply because d one I dnt love agreed to date me before d one I love did. Sumtimes a man is in a tight situation.

D devil is cumin to town wit sum demons n needs ladies to hook up wit, trust me u will be handsumly paid ladies drop ur numbers av a romance wit d devil.

Guy call d babe make u tell her wetin u write for here, den watch her behaviour, women don't knw unless u tell dem. U av to use ur age diff as an advantage. Gud look bro

sakaguchi: Which one be SHM again?
SIMPLE HARMONIC MOTION?
Papa, I think what you are trying to write is "SMH" or "SHAME".

Op so u no get sense? U no wan listen to ur papa word? U beta face ur book n stop to tink of gals wen dey sh*t or u go go do osusu to pay ur own school fees. Shame on u!!! No be shm

Its high time we stopped casting blame on tribal, religious and political groups and start tinkin abt wat cud av bin done to avert disaster n genocide such as dis. Enough of askin why and who, let address how to avert.