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Yet we cry autonomy for LG bosses. We shud also remember to giv dem d license to kill.

ninz: Let's hope it's only sleep it lures them to.

It can lure u to tears wen m angry at u.

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Y do I get d feelin our hindus legislators will pass a bill in favour of not bathing?

For cryin out loud dis man needs d help of Uselu, 7 girls see bride price

my voice!!! a resounding baritone coated wit an hypnotic tune dat lures any child to sleep.

so after catching him red handed what will u do? fight him or end the relationship? u better wake up.

i remembered falling sick and laying allegation on my class mate in kg2, the dude later got expelled, however, karma caught up wit me and in ss2, i was expelled from school. karma is alive and active

In the night, my sibs n I will sit in front of my moms store to scare pple wit a belt tied to a string, wen we pull they always tot it was a big snake,still remember d church pple dat ran and trew dia bible away one person twisted an ankle and d woman hu stopped and started beggin d belt in yoruba tongue. Twas really fun for us.

YET THEY SAY ANY MARRIED WOMAN IS AN ADULT.

I am begining to suspect anybody dat travels out o even our politicians y must any body travellin out be a drug pedller?

in warri we have so many talents but speakin is an impediment, just like Moses hu said he is slow in speech so are so many talents in Nigeria, wat we they need is an Aaron and the sky will be dia take off point, Urhobo wado!!!

very funny, but the situation is helpless, or do u wanna erase d marks? if yes wit wat?

carefreewannabe: You need to be strong to open your heart and thus make yourself vulnerable. Strong people know how to cope with a possible heartbreak. Love is one of the most wonderful feelings, so be strong and love Only truly strong people know how to love.

"Three things will last forever—faith, hope, and love—and the greatest of these is love." Corinthians 13:13

U av missed up the point, typical of a woman, they always mix the point up to suit ther myopic minds.

A husband hu let tins degenerate to dat level needs d beating. M sure my mom can take care of any bitch. If she can't, den d bitch shud be ready to fight full community. Warri wado!!! Urhobo wado!!!

Any thread about beens is awesome!!! I ate beans and BorLair (plantain) for a month non stop. Beans is Gods gift to man kind.

Can't blive only 2comments from Deltans d big hrt. Av u noticed dat governors hu av gud media coverage ar d worst governors?

Anyway Udu Udu Uduaghan is gona be d last man I will vote for in any election. Onanefe Ibori remains Delta best governor, I will vote for anybody except Uduaghan in any election.

@op, u av bin staring too much at dos piks u attached, its gradually fading ur memory into illusion. For 2 1/2 yrs he forgot were ur mom worked? N u neva dated anybody.

MAY BE SHE IS SCREAMING AT MERCY JOHNSON FOR SNATCHING HER ROLE IN A MOVIE

NA NEPA SEIZE LIGHT AGAINST E HAIR?

Very interestin. Women eat like almost everytin eatable

olempe: The power of urine has been harnessed to charge a mobile phone with enough electricity to send texts and surf the Internet.

Researchers from England's University of Bristol and Bristol Robotics Laboratory said Tuesday they had created a fuel cell that uses bacteria to break down urine to generate electricity.

"No one has harnessed power from urine to do this so it's an exciting discovery," Ioannis Ieropoulos told the U.S.-based trade publication Industry Week. "The beauty of this fuel source is that we are not relying on the erratic nature of the wind or the sun; we are actually reusing waste to create energy."

The technology relies on passing urine through fuel cells made of microbes. As they feed off the urine, they produce electricity.

"So far the microbial fuel power stack (MFC) that we have developed generates enough power to enable SMS messaging, web browsing and to make a brief phone call," Ieropoulos said. "The concept has been tested and it works -- it's now for us to develop and refine the process so that we can develop MFCs to fully charge a battery."

SOURCE: http://myoddnews..com/2013/07/how-to-power-your-phone-with-urine.html#sthash.uOrJrXw0.dpuf

Tot sum naija secondary school kids already did dis, were is d lady minister of eduation? And the parastatal engage wit science and tech.

Do i say first to comment? or i say shout out to ricky my dog?

chagga: 6. We need to break up because my dog keeps barking at you. I think he’s trying to tell me something.

7. I just can’t be with someone who liked Sharknado.

9. I’ve got to focus on finding out the truth about Benghazi.

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These 3 got me laughing, if rikky my dog barks at u, m sure gonna brk up wit u.

Tot such cruelty exists only in China. Shame on Doctors, they ar now native Doctors.

Ur ten year old broda nai get vein full hand like dis, u try. Use koboko reset am to default.

onuwaje: urhobo waado!

Hey!!! Itsekiri "wadoo"(correct me) . This Onuwaje... Na only "Mobie" I sabi for itseke. How far.

Among the Ijaws, to share bitter kola wit sum one signifies u ar swearin to an oath wit d person.

Among the Okpe pple of urhobo delta state, it is forbidden to use kitchen utensils to flog or hit sum one.

Among the okpe pple again, a young girl hu uses one hand to grind pepper will make a bad house wife in d future.

It is forbidden for children to eat the gizzard, chest, yanch, liver, heart, lap(thighs) of birds and animals such ar reserved for d most senior in d house, the children or young ones can have d head, neck, sheyge(fingers) wonder if dem be juju

A woman does not do "Ishegwarre" in a meetin, she will be fined.

The last liquor remaining in a bottle is left for the owner of d house, if u drink it, u will buy anoda bottle of liquor and be fined.

It is forbidden to ask a visitor U GO CHOP? its taken as an insult.

U neva purnish a child wit hunger.

Among the Okpe pple of urhobo delta state, it is forbidden to use kitchen utensils to flog or hit sum one.

Among the okpe pple again, a young girl hu uses one hand to grind pepper will make a bad house wife in d future.

It is forbidden for children to eat the gizzard, chest, yanch, liver, heart, lap(thighs) of birds and animals such ar reserved for d most senior in d house, the children or young ones can have d head, neck, sheyge(fingers) wonder if dem be juju

A woman does not do "Ishegwarre" in a meetin, she will be fined.

The last drink remaining in a bottle is left for the owner of d house, if u drink it, u will buy anoda bottle of drink and be fined.

It is forbidden to ask a visitor U GO CHOP? its taken as an insult.

U neva purnish a child wit hunger.

Ok

Is france a caucasian country or a country for blacks, my bradas av taken ova d soccer.

Dnt understand, is it d katurn u ar advertisin or ur complexion dat is no were close to wine colour?

Nice one

We already have enuf problems in nigeria, Chinedu u can remain in kenya. we don't want to declare an SOE or drug war in Nigeria.