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Words well spoken, even Buhari cudnt have say it beta, wait a minute, hu is gonna implement it Surely we knew wat happened to lawal in d course of implementation.

Use to tink d breastfeedin is one of d magic moment btwn baby n mother. Just see d innocent face of dis angel staring in confusion.

M sure the mom is depress or deranged.

In as much as I dislike kids cryin n dogs barking, I hate it wen woman cry, cryin solves naffin its only a manipulative tool used by low sef esteemed women to draw attention to their selfish needs. More over, real men dnt cry

My mom once told me neva to listen to a woman wen she cries but listen to a woman wen she talks.

sexymoma: ehn ehn so white girls do keep their virginity too! Nawa o i be dey think say na even from birth dem dey tear the thing. But this wan is not wise na i trust ma niger babes.

Naija babes gave theirs away for nokia lumia, bb, brazillian hair.

However this brazillian babe wit brazillian hair, ridicles the sacredness in virginity.

Prostitute/whor.e instead of runs babe and ashaw.o

Nigerian Police again!!! one heroic news, 4 unscrupulous news. 60 year old arm robber!!!

Bin Ladens son comes to mind

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Nice move by the nff i really applaud the decision taken, however, the judgement flamboyantly shows that the law and its principle of equity is only administered to the poor and underdogs in NIGERIA, otherwise, same judgement should be dished out to lawal farouk and all other principalities involve in charges of corruption, i laugh and applaud in sarcasm at the Nigeria system.

canuck: @ OP
I wish you the very best as you reinvent yourself

"Men are anxious to improve their circumstances, but are unwilling to improve themselves; they therefore remain bound." - James Allen 1864-1912, Author of “As a Man Thinketh”

Thanks for you candid reply, i will get the books recommended and act on the quote in bold for i see that as a major challenge.

My brother it is not easy been a formal man i must confess.

Please read n kindly advice:
I am a young man in my mid 20s and really want to excel in life, I grew up in warri and was a serious street hustler, I liked the street and enjoyed the gimmicks associated with conquering the day, but hated the low monetary returns.

Sum how I got a gud job in d oil n gas sector, as oppose to my informal life style, this new job entails I start being formal, dress formal and talk formal, m ok wit english to sum extent but I find it had to dress formal and talk formal like they do in the office. My bosses always complained about my mode of dressing from hair style to long finger nails and fitted Tee shirts.

The worst is the fact that I don't knw how to state and defend my case without getting angry when I am contradicted, which they perceive as a show of gross insubordination, even wen I send mails, the response I get is always annoyin cos my bosses say I address them like they are my subordinates.

Fellow nlander, I like d job n it pays well, I wanna develop in my field and be a beta white collar worker, how do I learn to be formal? Are dia short courses that I can attend? Pls advice.

Wat gaurantee do u av dat ur next bf won't do same? D wisest tin to do is talk to him n listen to his heart not his lips. Most of those commentin here ar maybe in worse situations dey only say wats in dia imagination. A woman shud knw how to manage her man. Besides does d relationship av a future? If not den u can move on if yes u av to tread cautiously.

Wit inter tribal marriages now takin an unassumin trend, beautiful crossbreeds ar almost every were. (Just sayin)

@op u dnt want a gf hu is too clingy, best frnd I had was a girl hu had so many guys as frnds we later fell in love buh immediately we did we lost touch of each oda. Wat I did was to let her hang out wit her male frnds while I hang out wit d my n her female frnds. At a point she got too jealous n was askin me not to walk or talk wit sum gals whom I knw were startin to be interested in me. At dat point, I had to use her jealousy to kip her away from her male frnds (at least to sum extent). U ar d man n u got to rule ur relationship.

Gosh!!! D first day I had weed, I cud here d chirpin of birds n crickets, I was sooo fast in all my activities n I talked like a prof all night but by mornin, I was depressed n tired.

A lady hu doesn't knw how to cook is but not limited to the lady:

1. Hu spends half a day cookin a small pot of soup. U got to be timely wit d fud.

2. Hu has cooked egusi soup for her hubby tasting same way in d last ten years (even if its sweet) a lil variety doesn't hurt.

3. Hu doesn't experiment wit cuisines.

4. Hu is gifted wit only her native meal n doesn't giv a damn about continental or baking or other local cuisines.

5. Hu doesn't knw how to serve d cooked fud to her hubby.

6. Hu doesn't knw how to buy items in d market

7. Hu doesn't knw how to manage.

Pls don't crucify me, post urs.

The always pad advert drives me nuts, den the indomie adverts dey ar really annoyin, both of em.

Nice writing skills, how eva beware of green snakes under green grass. For d Orogun pple in Delta state, its a taboo to kill an Iguana, even if u stay in d USA.

M so speechless, n dey parade demsefs as yahoo boys, G boys, G+ boys!!! I laugh in urhobo language. Can dos grannies cook yellow + yellow(starch n ogwo)

This case brings to mind how technical laws n court judgement can get, is it d couple that shud be charged for public misconduct or those passing by shud be charged wit invading privacy tru peepin. Even sum times pple forget to lock doors talk less of window, considering u need fresh air even.

Jack Baueress: Am still shocked that at my age, i haven't boarded a flight before and have been to the airport once since i was born. The day I'll make my very first flight, i will have to do a Thanksgiving in church.

you aint funny at all u are basking in fantasy at the video of a failed flight, hope u ar not waiting for $100k compensation in that your fantasy?

scipher: they're Nigerians

Then they must be d lost tribe, tell dem to go n occupy south africa.

redcliff: Thread for bachelors to fantasize about their love for food :-)

Guy na bachelor I be. I rep Delta cuisine full tyme.

I wish him well n quick recovery otherwise safe passage to d land of his ancestors.

Nice piks but y d obscene show of caucasian breeds?

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Naija police again!!! At least coporal get fear of God

@ op av u tasted owho evwri n starch? Popularly known as yellow + yellow; guy ar u a learner? Or urhobo mama don cook fresh fish banga soup for u dried on ewere or okalogwe den u balance put wit usi? Guy no make me vex o. Or make dem change d banga soup; use dried monkey n water leaf served wit ewere for rainin season. Guy abeg leave Mr biggs try madam 2 o'clock place. Onuwaje know wetin I dey talk.

Killings carried out in d name of rituals mocks killings done by bokoharam, I suggest an SOE be declared on ritual killers n traditional practioners shud be registered wit govt n their activities check mated. M just sayin howeva Ritual killings baffles me.

My pastor

chidindufrank: David Beckman Moyes is getting it right already. Goodluck to the man. Dolphines of Port Harcourt did similar thing for their else while captain Abdul abdurahaman after 14years of being with the club and it paid off.

M not a man u fan n dnt care wat dey do dia buh for once this this poster has made Nigeria a pace setter wit his comment @bolded. Goodluck Giggs.

Let's leave d context of d world n cum to a more practical example: NIGERIA, d biafrians were labelled REBELS cos their fight was for cessession, d south south were called MILITANTS cos their fight is against marginalization. When NIGERIAN leaders fought verbally n diplomatically against BRITAIN for independence they were called FREEDOM fighters. Biafrains killed n were killed, militants had an attainable objective streamlined; HEzbollah is an islamic sect but they ar not called terrorist they ar known as a political group. If only u can tell me wat name shud be given to bokoharam if not terrorism, besides they want to force non followers of islam to bend to dia laws. their goal is unattainable their tactics is to kill defenseless pple n yet u ask y ar islamic groups called terrorist? Islam can only be a peaceful religion wen such groups as bokoharam ar excommunicated from its fold. Tank u.