₦airaland Forum

hu snapped d naija pix? its making makoko look gud..

Nokio1:
Let's see what will happen when you fall inside well cow

u fly wen no hear word go follow dead buhari enter grave...

wen abacha died we cheered, wen yaradua died we tears, let's wait n see our reaction wen bubu goes home...

if dis is wat de call brutalize, den I tink de need a president like buhari so de can understand d meaning of brutality...

the camera man n activist are ipobs, Niger Delta militants or wailers. let dem be arrested... de don't av respect for constituted authority.

CoolFreeday:
This is my problem with this people and most of our leaders, selfishness.
He wants to workout because he is not on high table, is the high table more important than his request about his people(or better still his opinion) that he ought to present

shut up ur mouth, u don't av sense...

wat an elder sees sitting down, a kid cannot see from d highest tower in lagos

@ op, I tink m encountering same issue as u describe. I av bin trying to diagnose d causes m so far I av narrowed it to d following.

1. fear- this may arise from so many uncertainties which may include: wat d future holds, especially in relation to course u ar studying, I am trying to conquer dis fear by not listening to pple hu say "no be certificate person take de make money"

2. worries- this arise from financial difficulty, lack of fud, clothing, home stress n d responsibility u may tink is already hanging on ur young shoulders especially if u ar among d eldest or wen d elder ones ar not doin too well n ur younger ones ar believing u will do better n come to dia aid, ur parents ar aging n de will soon need ur help n assistance. @ op if u av any of does tots I mentioned here, den I tink u ar on d path of redemption, des worries/ tot shud be a driving force; however u shud learn to discard dem at least once a while, give ursef a gud threat, find pleasure in d simple tins of life. for instance, I take pleasure in eating suya or fried potato, a hundred naira potato or 2 hundred naira suya gives me so much joy like craze.

3. women- I wudnt advise u in all honesty to stay away from women, I became very gud in academics wen I had girls in my class hu wants to spy from me during exams for a reward of lashing... I remember I was eagerly ready to do d hard stuffs so I cud get more lashing afta exams... d trick about dis is wen I moved to HND, dia was no single lady in my class, only big married women, I deteriorated d more cos I didn't get a motivating factor from women. @ op, if u can, pls stay away from women

4. friends- u need d brilliant ones to always make u feel incompetent n d dull ones to make u feel gud about ursef, u learn from d brilliant ones n u teach d dull ones wat u av learnt, but stay away from d troublesome ones n d lazy ones...

5. exercise- I noticed I started getting ugly n old, no exercise, but for abt 2 months now, I av bin doin 1hundred press up n 1000 skips every morning, I tink my confidence is gradually coming back, as I am looking trimmed.

6. sleep- one of my challenge is sleeping whenever I am studying, but I noticed I don't fall asleep wen m on nairaland, how m I conquering dis? I allow myself to fall asleep wen I am studying n once I awake, I resume d studying, in doin dis, I am playing a fast one on d demon dats making me fall asleep. lol

7. prayer n miscellaneous- pray, be attentive in class, stay away from noise wen reading.

I hope dis helps @ jay1f

TheArchangel:
The only two work men has is to make money and have sex but they are here whining like sissies.
Women tends to the home, bear children and have sex too. Men, you've got only two work and if one didn't work out you won't do the other. What sort of men are you? Kai!!
Most women do all the other three and still work to support the horse band and this whiny " boys" won't stop complaining.

So shameful.

wow, very very intelligent u, keep up wit dis attitude n talk n ur husband may av sex wit u only wen its Christmas eve..

blesson14:
are u a trouble maker

not at all...

pedrilo:
Check his finances! Is he struggling to cater for family expenses? Do u support him in this regard? Such life challenges can affect a man's libido n overall sexual urge.

dis is d most reasonable reply here, I use to see mysef as a sexual god, but sinve my finances nosedived, I don't av any interest in women or sex as much as I use to...

she can't be expecting sex from her man wen she probably leave him to fend for d family without giving any support... most women tink d only support de can render is advise n s3x...

to d op: does he av rent to pay? av d kids began school? how do u rate his finances since he got married to u? has he improved? I remember a quote from spartacus "I will stroke ur cock n watch it rise just as our finances"

I don't tink de ar groaning, de ar moaning...

in Warri its bin 4500 naira for abt 1year now. my mama jejely de combine am wit fire wood, stove, electricity just to meet up. ...

priceaction:
Was he a drinkard.? The number one culprit in Nigeria is heavy drinking with less water especially those dry gin and Brandys. My condolences
@ henrypraise, sorry for ur dad's loss. Was he in to drinking too?

I tink drinking is d number one cause of renal failure, the problem may not be in drinking but on fake/ substandard quality drinks in d nigerian market...

my dad wasn't a drunkard, but he cud finish 2 bottles of st Remy n still drive pple home in his car, well composed (so one of his friends told me)....

he Neva gets high on beer... 2 crates of stout is just a water n bitter leaf...

more sensitization shud be don, I can tell u we suffered so much during his sickness...

afta spending close to 5million last year, I lost my dad to kidney disease, it was a terrible blow...

pls pple abstain from alcohol n eat healthy...

2shur:
copy and paste from foreign articles. fools

ekpa, were d one wen u write?
slave...

2shur:
copy and paste from foreign articles. fools

ekpa, were d one wen u copy paste? slave...

lost my dad afta spending so much...

UncleJudax:
how did you deduce why they didn't show up? they are probably your coworkers at Chevron Nigeria, ja...smh

ekpa, u no read d post n u de quote me...

In summary wat de ar saying is dat many pple claiming to be un-employed are not, de didnt show up to d n-power verification cos de dont want to give out dia BVN in d whole of 25 lga in niger state.

since de dont knw wat to do wit d remaining slots, i suggest de share it to delta, lagos n enugu or owerri.

d new/ current national anthem ridicules everytin in nigeria,

"the labour of our heroes past shall never be in vain" i start to wonder which of d heroes de ar talkin abt, d ones dat refuse to die or d ones still leading us...

"one nation bound in freedom, peace n unity"--- dis line is d greatest of all nonsense in our national anthem...

MrTruth4real:
Who ask u, am an itsekiri, n I don't go to word of life.

so wetin concern me n u? i dont do girls call stella, sorry...

2shur:
Slaves

u slave born of a slave whoring mother n an imbe.cilic father tru rape... u better stay off my mention..... idiot....

2shur:
God punish you. you be confirm slowpoke. he provided roads..schools..hospitals. u r a slave for life. these are basic amenities of a non corrupt govt. why was he a gov b4. fool. all thoze poorly patch patch roads. quack hospitals abd shiiit

u ar lacking in communication skills n proper reasoning....

Bitterleafsoup:
Hummm I have to look into what you are saying. For him to go to prison and not others I have always wondered. So you seem to know of his accomplishments, why do you think he was targeted?

where is dis interview leading to?

n common harmattan we no see for warri

Bitterleafsoup:
Can you please explain why he is well loved?

he provided jobs, he built roads, schools, hospitals he fought for resource control n was always in touch wit d pple, till date no other delta governor has don up to half of wat he did for deltans...

ibori is a man well loved, he shud be careful n i will advice he pipes low a little, d media coverage is getting too much now, its gonna mar him sooner dan make him...he shud stir clear from ighoyota amori if he wants to be relevant to d urhobo pple n not just oghara n mosogar pple...

ibori d nigerian media has grown way pass d urhobo voice newspaper media u use to knw b4 ur journey... just calm down first.....

dia is a disconnect sumwia in d world, trust me...

sexually desires goes beyond sex dolls, masturbating n dildos.

d core of human existence (reproduction) is being sacrificed on d alther of satisfying sexual cravings n business...

but women n dia wahala sef too much...

in warri,

d itsekiris go to word of life-oritsejafor

d urhobos go to GGm- saint miyerijesu

d ijaws go to mercyland- fufeyin

na labial burn him lips or na claro? the fianvee is cute.. wish dem d best...

ourema:
Very insightful explanation. My advice is for her to go write jamb again if she insist on reading medicine. But next time her second choice should also be explored. Sometimes your destiny may not medicine

who hold d right to change sum ones destiny? d sick provost? u av made no sense...

given dis his explanation, d sane tin for d neccessary authorities to do, is to probe d admission list n if anybody below, d ladies qualification is admitted, d provost shud be fired or demoted. de keep playing God wit pples destiny....

Dc4life:


I wonder the kind of reception the criminal will get once he arrives in his hometown. Paid youths rejoicing the chief robber has arrived?? With a welcome party organised by the state and federal government, or is he gonna be stoned and burnt to death on the streets of delta state. Fingers crossed.

while u ar talking trash abt sumone else, ur oba is a yahoo yahoo boy n a drug addict... ibori is our son n he has atoned, let ur oba go n appease sango from kirikiri