Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by Herapal(m): 5:10pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Midex88: Just got a message from zenith bank for interview slated for friday. Any1 with me? Please! Is the registration still on? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Herapal(m): 7:25am On Apr 03, 2016 |
Oga Tenderlaw and everyone, I just saw this today, now! Seven hours after the registration deadline. The portal is still on but 3rd of August is boldly written on top of the page. í ½í¸ Any hope? |
Culture › Re: Thread For Those Who Love Weed by Herapal(m): 3:01pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
Guys, let's form a Naija Facebook or WhatsApp group to the glory of the almighty God for the herb that heals the nation. I'm currently on a two-week tolerance break to reduce my tolerance to the herb. Nairaland can even create a section for the bless plant, it would help a lot of people. calobinna sagieramos rasojie fabiano09 fnep2smooth stupor jimmy101231 BarryX
Recipes for edibles, information on tolerance break, conic shaped blunts, different strains and hybrid.
Nigeria will eventually legalize the herb! And we'll be the Martin Luthers.
"I spark the b Buddha, then I have dreams like Martin Luther"- Germaine Williams (aka Canibus) |
Jokes Etc › Re: When Weed Was Used In The Wedding Rice Instead Of Thyme by Herapal(m): 10:46pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
rollUP: Y'all be making weed seem like a bad tin. It's not.
Na novice dey looseguard wen dem smoke weed.
#Team420 #TeamRollUp Guy! I'm blazed as I read this post, even stoned as I type. This shit is hilarious. Weed is good though. |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Find Unadvertised Jobs Using Google by Herapal(m): 7:57pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
Teewhy2: The Internet is more of a blessing than a curse to the human race, you are left with the option to choose what you want from it.
Merry Christmas to you all and thanks for voting for my baby in the #CussonsBabyMoments . If you are yet to vote just click on this link https://cussonsbabymoments.com/details/578. To do so. We appreciate your votes and still need over 1000 votes to win. Kindly share to others to vote as well Thanks, if you no cast your vote for her and you ignore, wetin you gain What is her name? |
Culture › Re: Nigerians, What Do You Think About People Who Smoke Weed? by Herapal(m): 7:18pm On Dec 16, 2015 |
In walks the MaryJane suitor. The pot enthusiast. The analyst herbalist. |
Nairaland General › Re: Marijuana; My First Time Experience by Herapal(m): 7:08pm On Dec 16, 2015 |
Umehmj, I can relate to your story. In my case, I kept calm and did not try to fight the voice in my head. I got a lot of revelations about myself, the world, philosophy, science etc. It made me a better person. After becoming an experienced journeyman I made a mistake once, ingested too much and was high for five days (not exaggerating) I was really WORRIED but I kept my cool, later found out what I felt was Depersonalization/Derealization. Just wish I can record/write my thoughts when I'm high, but the thoughts run too fast and overlap, making it hard to document it.
KEEP CALM AND BLAZE THE PURPLE HAZE BRO, IT'S THE BLESS PLANT. |
Culture › Re: Thread For Those Who Love Weed by Herapal(m): 6:29pm On Dec 16, 2015 |
I pay homage to the gods of the Holy Herb. Started taking tokes six months ago, now I eat it every weekend and puff it once in a blue moon. It's amazing, she opened me up to a dimension I never knew existed. Word to the gods of the Bless Plant! Amen. |
Family › Re: I’m Sad! Mum Is Having An Affair Six Month’s After Dad’s Death’ by Herapal(m): 7:40am On Nov 01, 2015 |
coogar: hehe! Them Heralds of Extreme Metaphors- T.H.E.M |
Family › Re: I’m Sad! Mum Is Having An Affair Six Month’s After Dad’s Death’ by Herapal(m): 7:40am On Nov 01, 2015 |
coogar: hehe! Them Heralds of Extreme Metaphors- T.H.E.M |
Family › Re: I’m Sad! Mum Is Having An Affair Six Month’s After Dad’s Death’ by Herapal(m): 5:16pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
coogar: the woman is a disgrace..... she must be a nymphö! where's the decorum? if she must shäg, it should have been in the man's crib not in the same bed her late husband once slept.
the OP should go to his dad's grave & invoke his spirit. if his spirit is irked, the new boyfriend could get his ass whöoped by a spiritual horsewhip in the next sex session. Your signature tells that you know Canibus and Webb. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: "Even Satan Wasn't Gay,........." Mugabe On Homosexuality by Herapal(m): 4:56pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
IlekeHD: This is so dumb, but watch Nigerians celebrate this ediocy.
1. Did Satan approach Eve for sexual satisfaction?
2. Does he mean that any man that approaches another for manipulative purposes is homosexual?
3. Was Adam homosexual?
4. The Bible was written by King James and his cronies.
5. Christianity is not an African religion.
This man should invest his energy on developing African economically.
@the miscreants quoting me, do you know your fore father's gods? Your native religion? Did Jesus ever step into Nigeria? Did your forefathers record any disciples in Africa? So finally the crusaders came with their guns and bible to tell you about this "God" while they took the rich resources in your land. I'm with you brother! |
NYSC › Re: Benue B15 Anyone? by Herapal(m): 11:21am On Oct 27, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Before You Say "I Do" Test Drive The Engine by Herapal(m): 6:14pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
all4naija:
Well, marriage is a cultural scheme of deceit that is supposed not to be mandatory at all. Aptly said. |
Politics › Re: Floods Wash Snakes Into Plateau Community. by Herapal(m): 9:31pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: I Need Ur Help...view Only If U Re Good In English by Herapal(m): 7:53pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
hemjaylee: dis is still Yoruba now Yep! I'm just reiterating the wonderful saying in my own words. I'm not the translator you're looking for :-) |
Jokes Etc › Re: I Need Ur Help...view Only If U Re Good In English by Herapal(m): 6:20pm On Sep 16, 2015 |
Ije kuje ni Akalamabo n je etutu. |
NYSC › Re: Benue Corp Members Short Paid And Payment Delayed by Herapal(m): 10:25pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
afolayangs: I was just about to comment. nysc allowee is not taxable neither is any body or organs meant to deduct from it. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by Herapal(m): 10:02pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
ameleon: funny.  Lol. I joined and it was a memorable experience. Was posted to a village where I have to cross a river every week though. 7 more months. |
Career › Re: One Critical Decision That Got Me Promoted To A Manager(must Read) by Herapal(m): 9:18am On Sep 07, 2015 |
starbuck: Story for the gods..........
Is like you just watched COURAGEOUS of recent , the film where it was acted. I wonder o. Na Naija version of Courageous be this. Lie lie op. |
NYSC › Re: Benue Corp Members Short Paid And Payment Delayed by Herapal(m): 8:22am On Sep 07, 2015 |
gabitogabby: My friend N100 is processing fee while, N5 is vat ok. Pls be polite while writing. Tnk u Tell me the part where she was impolite. |
NYSC › Re: Open Letter To NYSC Director General by Herapal(op): 7:47am On Sep 07, 2015 |
Yokiti, Lalasticlata.This needs fp |
NYSC › Open Letter To NYSC Director General by Herapal(op): 7:27am On Sep 07, 2015 |
OPEN LETTER TO THE NYSC
DIRECTOR GENERAL
The NYSC Director General,
NYSC Headquarters,
Maitama District,
Abuja.
Attn: Brigadier-General
Johnson Olawunmi
Dear Sir,
DELAY IN PAYMENT OF OUR
NYSC ALLOWANCE IN BENUE
STATE.
I, Philips Olafunmi, a youth
corper presently serving in
Benue state of Nigeria hereby
use this medium to report to
your highly esteemed honour
that Benue NYSC State
Coordinator and the Head of
Finance and Accounts usually
delay the payments of our
NYSC monthly allowance of
N19,695 till on the 7th of every
month whereas other states of
Nigeria would have paid their
youth corps members since on
the 1st or 2nd of every month
and some states like Taraba and
Enugu normally pay their youth
corps members on the 28th, 29th
or 30th of every month.
Youth corps members in Benue
state of Nigeria do not receive
additional allowance from the
state government and the very
few that collects tokens (N3,000
or less than) from their places
of primary assignments always
complain of their PPAs owing
them above 3months salaries, as
such youth corps members in
Benue state solely depend on
the NYSC monthly allowance to
survive.
We suspect our State
Coordinator in conjunction with
the Head of Banking Operations
of Diamond Bank in which our
monthly allowance is being
deposited into is using our
monthly allowance for business
at the detriment of youth corps
members because the longer our
monthly allowance stays in the
bank, the more interest accruing
to the pocket of some NYSC
Officials in Benue state.
The Director General may also
wish to note that N105 is always
deducted from our NYSC
monthly allowance thereby
reducing it to N19,695 from
N19,800.
We humbly call your attention to
the above information and request that it is corrected.
Thank you. |
Health › Re: Why The Vagina May Itch by Herapal(m): 2:32pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
ladyF:
Educating.. You forgot to put it's ladyF again. |
NYSC › Re: BREAKING: Corpers Are To Report To Their LG For Headcount Nationwide by Herapal(m): 3:14pm On Aug 22, 2015*. Modified: 6:23pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Travelling from Jos to Benue. Our bus just had an accident and i'm now stuck in one bush in between Kaduna and Nassarawa. I've missed the headcount. |
NYSC › Re: Benue State A'15 Let's Meet Here by Herapal(m): 12:18pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
haywhy28: Anyone posted to Gboko here? How far naaa, how the thing dey go for your side. |
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Go To Church! by Herapal(m): 1:36pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
UjSizzle: I don't know. There's so much about the church that feels routine and mechanical now. I understand there are true worshippers, but each time I have to watch people refuse to participate in bible studies, sing and dance during praises, look bored during sermon, come late so as to skip the message entirely, and only come alive when the holy ghost-fire-the-devil and make-us-prosper intercessory prayers are on, I have to wonder why believers gather again.
If you can't feel like part of a family in a community that should be familial, I don't think there's a point being there. I'll rather stay in my house and listen to preachers on tv or be a part of a smaller fellowship of believers. Word to jaw!!! (thanks) |
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Go To Church! by Herapal(m): 1:33pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
KHAYGOLD: Going to church is a choice which no reason should be attached to by another person except you yourself. The chance of you being a Christian is slim had your parents not given birth to you as a Christian. Word to jaw!!! |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: When You Get An Interview Invite For A Position You Know Nothing About by Herapal(m): 6:32pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
otunsman: So true.I attended an interview there last year.Beside trem church,Anthony. They asked me to bring #12k that they would give me some kits to go and introduce to people.From there I could make some money.I later discovered it was drugs.I wanted to leave.They insisted I pay the money as if it was by force. Did you pay? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: When You Get An Interview Invite For A Position You Know Nothing About by Herapal(m): 6:31pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Velocitron: It's possible recruiters saw his LinkedIn profile and invited him to an interview, or the e-mail was accidentally sent to him. Is LinkedIn that effective? Velocitron |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Do I Tell People I Am An Atheist? Help! by Herapal(m): 12:28pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
frank317: I stopped going to church a long time ago and like Alfasltzer said, I tried minding my business and allowing religious people do their thing. But its just too hard around here. I just wanted to be myself but Christians wouldn't let me be.
They antagonized me and whispered behind my back. They probbed and said they would pray for me. Some engaged me.
Then I turned against them. I challenged them and asked them questions. I could engaged in argument with their pastors or even 15 theists. I tore down their walls of belief and sowed seeds of doubts.
They saw who I was for real and now try so hard not to argue with me. They let me be.
I am free, I love who I am now. They see me, they know I am happy, they want to find a reason to see that I suffer because I don't believe in God. If I get a knife cut, thy say it's because I didn't pray.... But I don't relent, I remind them of the head ache thy has two days ago. I remind them that they just returned from the burial of a relative.
They pull back again. They want their God to hurt me, they are not comfortable that I am walking a healthy man even though I don't believe in God. They wonder... I know they doubt too.
They are just confused and they know it... They just don't want to be confused alone. dapo777 alfaseltzer menesheh dekatron frank317 Just this May 2015 batch A nysc camp (Wannune, Benue). Most of my roommates refused to mind their business concerning my being a Free Thinker, they pestered me till I shattered their illusions with solid logical arguments. In the end the Muslims started to argue with the Christians. I've learnt from your comment Kevoh. |