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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by Herapal(m): 5:10pm On Apr 05, 2016
Midex88:
Just got a message from zenith bank for interview slated for friday.
Any1 with me?
Please! Is the registration still on?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Herapal(m): 7:25am On Apr 03, 2016
Oga Tenderlaw and everyone, I just saw this today, now! Seven hours after the registration deadline. The portal is still on but 3rd of August is boldly written on top of the page. 😔 Any hope?
CultureRe: Thread For Those Who Love Weed by Herapal(m): 3:01pm On Mar 17, 2016
Guys, let's form a Naija Facebook or WhatsApp group to the glory of the almighty God for the herb that heals the nation. I'm currently on a two-week tolerance break to reduce my tolerance to the herb. Nairaland can even create a section for the bless plant, it would help a lot of people. calobinna sagieramos rasojie fabiano09 fnep2smooth stupor jimmy101231 BarryX

Recipes for edibles, information on tolerance break, conic shaped blunts, different strains and hybrid.

Nigeria will eventually legalize the herb! And we'll be the Martin Luthers.

"I spark the b
Buddha, then I have dreams like Martin Luther"- Germaine Williams (aka Canibus)
Jokes EtcRe: When Weed Was Used In The Wedding Rice Instead Of Thyme by Herapal(m): 10:46pm On Jan 27, 2016
rollUP:
Y'all be making weed seem like a bad tin.
It's not.

Na novice dey looseguard wen dem smoke weed
.

#Team420 #TeamRollUp
Guy! I'm blazed as I read this post, even stoned as I type. This shit is hilarious. Weed is good though.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Find Unadvertised Jobs Using Google by Herapal(m): 7:57pm On Jan 16, 2016
Teewhy2:
The Internet is more of a blessing than a curse to the human race, you are left with the option to choose what you want from it.

Merry Christmas to you all and thanks for voting for my baby in the #CussonsBabyMoments . If you are yet to vote just click on this link
https://cussonsbabymoments.com/details/578. To do so. We appreciate your votes and still need over 1000 votes to win. Kindly share to others to vote as well
Thanks, if you no cast your vote for her and you ignore, wetin you gain
What is her name?
CultureRe: Nigerians, What Do You Think About People Who Smoke Weed? by Herapal(m): 7:18pm On Dec 16, 2015
In walks the MaryJane suitor. The pot enthusiast. The analyst herbalist.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Marijuana; My First Time Experience by Herapal(m): 7:08pm On Dec 16, 2015
Umehmj, I can relate to your story. In my case, I kept calm and did not try to fight the voice in my head. I got a lot of revelations about myself, the world, philosophy, science etc. It made me a better person. After becoming an experienced journeyman I made a mistake once, ingested too much and was high for five days (not exaggerating) I was really WORRIED but I kept my cool, later found out what I felt was Depersonalization/Derealization. Just wish I can record/write my thoughts when I'm high, but the thoughts run too fast and overlap, making it hard to document it.

KEEP CALM AND BLAZE THE PURPLE HAZE BRO, IT'S THE BLESS PLANT.
CultureRe: Thread For Those Who Love Weed by Herapal(m): 6:29pm On Dec 16, 2015
I pay homage to the gods of the Holy Herb. Started taking tokes six months ago, now I eat it every weekend and puff it once in a blue moon. It's amazing, she opened me up to a dimension I never knew existed. Word to the gods of the Bless Plant! Amen.
FamilyRe: I’m Sad! Mum Is Having An Affair Six Month’s After Dad’s Death’ by Herapal(m): 7:40am On Nov 01, 2015
coogar:
hehe!
Them Heralds of Extreme Metaphors- T.H.E.M
FamilyRe: I’m Sad! Mum Is Having An Affair Six Month’s After Dad’s Death’ by Herapal(m): 7:40am On Nov 01, 2015
coogar:
hehe!
Them Heralds of Extreme Metaphors- T.H.E.M
FamilyRe: I’m Sad! Mum Is Having An Affair Six Month’s After Dad’s Death’ by Herapal(m): 5:16pm On Oct 30, 2015
coogar:
the woman is a disgrace.....
she must be a nymphö! where's the decorum? if she must shäg, it should have been in the man's crib not in the same bed her late husband once slept.

the OP should go to his dad's grave & invoke his spirit. if his spirit is irked, the new boyfriend could get his ass whöoped by a spiritual horsewhip in the next sex session.
Your signature tells that you know Canibus and Webb.
Foreign AffairsRe: "Even Satan Wasn't Gay,........." Mugabe On Homosexuality by Herapal(m): 4:56pm On Oct 30, 2015
IlekeHD:
This is so dumb, but watch Nigerians celebrate this ediocy.

1. Did Satan approach Eve for sexual satisfaction?

2. Does he mean that any man that approaches another for manipulative purposes is homosexual?

3. Was Adam homosexual?

4. The Bible was written by King James and his cronies.

5. Christianity is not an African religion.

This man should invest his energy on developing African economically.




@the miscreants quoting me, do you know your fore father's gods? Your native religion? Did Jesus ever step into Nigeria? Did your forefathers record any disciples in Africa? So finally the crusaders came with their guns and bible to tell you about this "God" while they took the rich resources in your land.
I'm with you brother!
NYSCRe: Benue B15 Anyone? by Herapal(m): 11:21am On Oct 27, 2015
RomanceRe: Before You Say "I Do" Test Drive The Engine by Herapal(m): 6:14pm On Oct 09, 2015
all4naija:

Well, marriage is a cultural scheme of deceit that is supposed not to be mandatory at all.
Aptly said.
PoliticsRe: Floods Wash Snakes Into Plateau Community. by Herapal(m): 9:31pm On Oct 05, 2015
SirWere:
Ehm wich kind name be cuteHector sef..... 70 percent sure say you be gay activistgringringrin
True, the name sounds gay to me. Say NO to gays! I eat snakes, they're delicious. Don't know why some people are acting like it's a big deal.
Jokes EtcRe: I Need Ur Help...view Only If U Re Good In English by Herapal(m): 7:53pm On Oct 05, 2015
hemjaylee:
dis is still Yoruba now
Yep! I'm just reiterating the wonderful saying in my own words. I'm not the translator you're looking for :-)
Jokes EtcRe: I Need Ur Help...view Only If U Re Good In English by Herapal(m): 6:20pm On Sep 16, 2015
Ije kuje ni Akalamabo n je etutu.
NYSCRe: Benue Corp Members Short Paid And Payment Delayed by Herapal(m): 10:25pm On Sep 11, 2015
afolayangs:
I was just about to comment. nysc allowee is not taxable neither is any body or organs meant to deduct from it.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by Herapal(m): 10:02pm On Sep 11, 2015
ameleon:
funny. cheesy
Lol. I joined and it was a memorable experience. Was posted to a village where I have to cross a river every week though. 7 more months.
CareerRe: One Critical Decision That Got Me Promoted To A Manager(must Read) by Herapal(m): 9:18am On Sep 07, 2015
starbuck:
Story for the gods..........


Is like you just watched COURAGEOUS of recent , the film where it was acted.
I wonder o. Na Naija version of Courageous be this. Lie lie op.
NYSCRe: Benue Corp Members Short Paid And Payment Delayed by Herapal(m): 8:22am On Sep 07, 2015
gabitogabby:
My friend N100 is processing fee while, N5 is vat ok. Pls be polite while writing. Tnk u
Tell me the part where she was impolite.
NYSCRe: Open Letter To NYSC Director General by Herapal(op): 7:47am On Sep 07, 2015
Yokiti, Lalasticlata.This needs fp
NYSCOpen Letter To NYSC Director General by Herapal(op): 7:27am On Sep 07, 2015
OPEN LETTER TO THE NYSC DIRECTOR GENERAL The NYSC Director General, NYSC Headquarters, Maitama District, Abuja. Attn: Brigadier-General Johnson Olawunmi Dear Sir, DELAY IN PAYMENT OF OUR NYSC ALLOWANCE IN BENUE STATE. I, Philips Olafunmi, a youth corper presently serving in Benue state of Nigeria hereby use this medium to report to your highly esteemed honour that Benue NYSC State Coordinator and the Head of Finance and Accounts usually delay the payments of our NYSC monthly allowance of N19,695 till on the 7th of every month whereas other states of Nigeria would have paid their youth corps members since on the 1st or 2nd of every month and some states like Taraba and Enugu normally pay their youth corps members on the 28th, 29th or 30th of every month. Youth corps members in Benue state of Nigeria do not receive additional allowance from the state government and the very few that collects tokens (N3,000 or less than) from their places of primary assignments always complain of their PPAs owing them above 3months salaries, as such youth corps members in Benue state solely depend on the NYSC monthly allowance to survive. We suspect our State Coordinator in conjunction with the Head of Banking Operations of Diamond Bank in which our monthly allowance is being deposited into is using our monthly allowance for business at the detriment of youth corps members because the longer our monthly allowance stays in the bank, the more interest accruing to the pocket of some NYSC Officials in Benue state. The Director General may also wish to note that N105 is always deducted from our NYSC monthly allowance thereby reducing it to N19,695 from N19,800. We humbly call your attention to the above information and request that it is corrected. Thank you.
HealthRe: Why The Vagina May Itch by Herapal(m): 2:32pm On Aug 30, 2015
ladyF:
shocked Educating..
You forgot to put it's ladyF again.
NYSCRe: BREAKING: Corpers Are To Report To Their LG For Headcount Nationwide by Herapal(m):
Travelling from Jos to Benue. Our bus just had an accident and i'm now stuck in one bush in between Kaduna and Nassarawa. I've missed the headcount.
NYSCRe: Benue State A'15 Let's Meet Here by Herapal(m): 12:18pm On Aug 18, 2015
haywhy28:
Anyone posted to Gboko here?
How far naaa, how the thing dey go for your side.
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Go To Church! by Herapal(m): 1:36pm On Aug 16, 2015
UjSizzle:
I don't know. There's so much about the church that feels routine and mechanical now. I understand there are true worshippers, but each time I have to watch people refuse to participate in bible studies, sing and dance during praises, look bored during sermon, come late so as to skip the message entirely, and only come alive when the holy ghost-fire-the-devil and make-us-prosper intercessory prayers are on, I have to wonder why believers gather again.

If you can't feel like part of a family in a community that should be familial, I don't think there's a point being there. I'll rather stay in my house and listen to preachers on tv or be a part of a smaller fellowship of believers.
Word to jaw!!! (thanks)
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Go To Church! by Herapal(m): 1:33pm On Aug 16, 2015
KHAYGOLD:
Going to church is a choice which no reason should be attached to by another person except you yourself. The chance of you being a Christian is slim had your parents not given birth to you as a Christian.
Word to jaw!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: When You Get An Interview Invite For A Position You Know Nothing About by Herapal(m): 6:32pm On Jun 14, 2015
otunsman:
So true.I attended an interview there last year.Beside trem church,Anthony. They asked me to bring #12k that they would give me some kits to go and introduce to people.From there I could make some money.I later discovered it was drugs.I wanted to leave.They insisted I pay the money as if it was by force.
Did you pay?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: When You Get An Interview Invite For A Position You Know Nothing About by Herapal(m): 6:31pm On Jun 14, 2015
Velocitron:
It's possible recruiters saw his LinkedIn profile and invited him to an interview, or the e-mail was accidentally sent to him.
Is LinkedIn that effective? Velocitron
Christianity EtcRe: How Do I Tell People I Am An Atheist? Help! by Herapal(m): 12:28pm On Jun 14, 2015
frank317:
I stopped going to church a long time ago and like Alfasltzer said, I tried minding my business and allowing religious people do their thing. But its just too hard around here. I just wanted to be myself but Christians wouldn't let me be.

They antagonized me and whispered behind my back. They probbed and said they would pray for me. Some engaged me.

Then I turned against them. I challenged them and asked them questions. I could engaged in argument with their pastors or even 15 theists. I tore down their walls of belief and sowed seeds of doubts.

They saw who I was for real and now try so hard not to argue with me. They let me be.

I am free, I love who I am now. They see me, they know I am happy, they want to find a reason to see that I suffer because I don't believe in God. If I get a knife cut, thy say it's because I didn't pray.... But I don't relent, I remind them of the head ache thy has two days ago. I remind them that they just returned from the burial of a relative.

They pull back again. They want their God to hurt me, they are not comfortable that I am walking a healthy man even though I don't believe in God. They wonder... I know they doubt too.

They are just confused and they know it... They just don't want to be confused alone.
dapo777 alfaseltzer menesheh dekatron frank317

Just this May 2015 batch A nysc camp (Wannune, Benue). Most of my roommates refused to mind their business concerning my being a Free Thinker, they pestered me till I shattered their illusions with solid logical arguments. In the end the Muslims started to argue with the Christians.

I've learnt from your comment Kevoh.

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