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I dont believe you. And even if for real you're here, then this must be your first trip. Shey na dat one de shack you? You are still a JJC so you never know anything.

Willyesq:
how would you guys react if i confess that am an impostor,never whom i claim to be, but actually a retail security officer in London who craves to be heard.

Abegi! London ko, New York ni. Who dash you this local champion?

Na wa 4 u o! Dont worry, I have a solution for you:

self-service your life out! That way, you're fockin your new girlfriend (your hand) and at the same time, playing with your new pet (your prick)!

[quote author=Sky-walker link=topic=240894.msg3538478#msg3538478 date=1236091154]Guy Na English you study ni? [/quote]LOL! Infact if to say na English I study, the poster for don hear am pass this one!

dgreatrock:
You da kids stuff! you sit on da grand and crawl away with ya buttocks being cleand haphardly by da sand, funny and crude tho, but like i said, tha kids stuff.

LOL! Na wa o.

dgreatrock:
ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
una no go kill person for this forum!
well, i have used em, em, dont laugh please, i have used leaves and handkerchief (when the thing catch me for road), sand (when we were with great grannie as a child), tissue paper most of the time.
but what i am comfortable with when i am home and my heater is in good condition issssssssss WATER.
lol

I dont understand o, how the hell do you clean up wit sand?

tbaba83:
@ poster 4 all dis while u have been chatting gibberish. u make me laugh Williams Ukonu. Dont be surprised hw i know u name. YOU ARE A BIG LOOSER. You say you have been abroad, well i dont believe u because i think u cant afford 2 travel and u are taking out ur frustrations on people who could care less about u.U cant even afford to change ur slack singlet and yet u are boasting that u will pay someones ticket fee. NA BEANS!!! looool. Proove me wrong and post 3pics of urself abroad. U ARE A BIG FAT LIAR.

In your post you say they are suffering abroad and yet they come back home with flashy cars and jeans. At least their suffering was worth it dont u think. You also say they best solution is 4 them 2 come back home because u bliv they would do better @ home. shey na u one provide work 4 dem. Have u been 2 Nigerian banks exams lately? Do u see d multitude of unemployed graduates that turn up. My guy u no get yarns jo.

I am still waiting for ur pictures o, lemme guess u deleted them all. lmao, Im guessing u are going 2 start typing rubbish again 2 dodge proovin 2 me u have been 2 uk, FOOL

ROTFLMFBAO!

Willyesq:
the selective absorption of my postings tells me more of what i need to know.the purpose of this thread will forever be lost to most of you. am sorry i cannot be part of your name calling and aspersions.too civilised for such.

for the poster who was pulling grammatical straw, please be consuming enough to find more.Devinne providence might bring us mutually someday where we can match our academic and wholesome intellectual dexterity.

for the astronaut poster who have been even to the space and has the data of all Nigerians in his pocket and it shows you that hoping abroad is our surest best,OK! you are already quoted in black and white and hopefully you will come across it someday.don't bother been furious on your small brain how i got your data.

for my picture on this site, i had long awaited the comment.the maxim that equity does not aid the indolent is a very wide one.

generally, i once again reiterate my point that there are many successful Nigerians outside our territorial boundaries.many of our fellow country men and women are doing us proud out here and around the globe.anyone who is sure of him/herself would have seen this point made before now.
there are however more Nigerian who are taking our country to the mud out here.this category are probably more in number.this perhaps explains the 99.9% of the attack on me as well as my thread.

what else would one aspect.an injured tiger fights to finish.am sorry if i have washed your dirty stuff in public.the very personality and the status of all posters to this thread is very obvious on his/her language and approach.close to 300 viewers of this thread has an informed opinion of all of us from our comments and am sure the truth is now known to many.what more can i ask for.the world pays me for the job i do.

Am back in Nigeria in a 4th night. for any who still has doubt about me, when you are able to save enough to afford a flight back home, i invite you to call any of my Nigerian numbers, i 'd be glad to save you the change that you would have pretentiously spent in hotel rooms.it will also afford us the opportunity to interact more in a better friendly atmosphere.you will as well be privileged to see the product of this thread.

thank you all anyway.you have made the job a lot easier.

As for my pointing out grammatical errors, you're welcome anyday, anytime. I will continue to do so, for as long as you continue to fire them. Just think of me as the "bullet-proof vest" of this thread!

You said in your last post, and I quote; "the very personality and the status of all posters to this thread is very obvious on his/her language and approach". Have you taken a good look at yourself first?

KunleOshob:
I am not a pastor i am just a believer in the true gospel of Jesus christ. I decided to study and understand the word on my own indepennt of what we are being taught in church and i realized that the church is defintely not teaching us to live the kind of life christ directed. Jesus greatest commandment is love to our felllow men. Church leadership merely only pay a lip service to this commandment, they are more interested in themselves than the flock.

Thank you my brother, that is the bottomline of it all. Again, well said.

Dem mama - Timaya

I just looked at the OP's photo. Obvious NFA!

I wonder why I even bothered replying in the 1st place. *Hisssssss*

[quote author=MaryJane~ link=topic=241192.msg3535424#msg3535424 date=1236037761]I don't get why she would have her wedding in Houston of all places, she resides in Nigeria not Houston. I will give the world to have my wedding in Nigeria amongst all my family members not just the ones that live in the states or the ones that can easily get a visa.[/quote]Its all forming levels naw! It'll be in the news that she got married in yankee, to her that will prolly boost her nollywood stardom status! lol!

Please, how good are ASUS laptops? My girlfriend just bought one, and it seems ok. But I need to know how durable they are.

LOL! Really, it is fun to see such, brightens my day!

Seriously tho, they sure are sexy as fuc.k! And the higher, the sexier I suppose.

Willyesq:
to be candid this area of my topic was added to give the thread a ground under the romance section of Nairaland.i had to bring in that limb for fear of the thread being removed from here and placed somewhere else by the almighty administrator.it is never the ratio for my thread.i prefer the romance section simply because it has a greater audience and i want the message circulated far and wide all for a purpose.

talking about beefing,i cant but laugh.who is beefing who my brother. now listen:

five years ego i abandoned my profeesional training in Nigeria for a greener pasture in Europe.seeing what live is here, with the same speed which i came here i left back home.i had the chance of being like SOME OF YOU, but i knew i could be better. not been immodest this time, i can tell you confidently i can fly the globe with much dignty as UN ambassador. who then is beefing who?

If some of these girls would know better, i can assure you they will do better.am however not concerned about the girls.am rather concerned about Nigerians youths[b] generaly[/b] who are ignorantly under the illussion that traveling abroad is the altimate.

please swallow you ego and advice this lads better, please, please, and please.

the time i spend replying to some of the reactions here is on itself a slight on my person. so many have cast aspersions on me, but is okay, am on duty.

Na so! UN ambassador my foot! With all the bullets wey you de fire for here? Who dash you?

Abegi go siddon jare!

Walahi, this song is wacker than wack! Like for real. 1st time I heard this song, it was a no-no for me.

D video wasnt impressive either, but again, what's to be expected? I mean, we are talking about Olu maintain here.

Bialegend:
Stop being afraid you nigerians. It is fact that Igbos are the majority in number inside nigeria, but your asswipe government won't bring themselves to conducting a free and fair census to nail home this fact. You people should stop pretending as if you really inside your heart want a fair census to be conducted by your silly government to avoid exposing the fraud your fathers have created since independence. Counting nigerians in diaspora is a welcome development as this will be more transparent and go a long way to show that Igbos are more than one third of all nigerians abroad.
You are already agitated because Igbo names have dominated the overseers of NIDOE that you posted here. It is in the diaspora where there is room for fair competition amongst nigerians and your silly government have no means of manipulating any of the organaisations, that's why you see Igbo names coming out tops and more in number that other nigerians.

What are you saying? We're talking about something inportant, and here you are yarning off-point.

Meanwhile, it is Nigeria as a country we're talking about o. Not one particular tribe or region.

Awon oniranu! Is this the matter at hand?

Instead of them to be thinking of how to better the country so people stop emigrating, dem de count people wey de abroad.

Nonsense and ingredients!

lol! shebi yours is just february? I know people who paid for houses in Cityscape's Buena Vista estate.

That was almost 3 years ago. They are yet to even begin any foundations.

But dont relent sha. Fight for what is yours.

there's one i heard - "jinede'm eee" - not sure i spelt it right.

Its a comic version of igbo "chineke'm eee" which means "my yams and cocoyams!!"

This same issue over and over again! Look, whatever works for anyone, let him do. Yes doing menial jobs out here can be degrading but is it not better than doing NOTHING in Naija? If you earn even minimum wage here, you can still survive averagely well i.e food and other basics. How about naija? Lets not even go there.
Dont misunderstand me. If you have a good paying job in naija, fine, stick to it. If you dont and you can make your way here, then goodluck to you.

As for the obodo-oyinbo guys getting the babes, well, who no like better thing? Dont beef the guys 'cos their game is tighter than yours. And dont crucify the girls for aiming high either, abi who wan suffer for this life?

tope2000:
Maybe u just realise ur current bf is no good some aspect but not really a loser
Why shud i kill myself to make him happy?

lol. OK, one more question. What about the times when everything was rosy and good, before you started seeing faults? No cooking then? Afterall, at that time he was still the ONE.

tope2000:
There are losers, assholes, wish i never met u
and there are u r everything i have ever wanted

Yeah I get you, but in this case, we're talking about current/present boyfriends. I mean, why would any girl continue to date a loser (if you realise he is one, wont you carry your load and waka?)

@ chiogo, can you please differentiate between an ordinary boyfriend and a special one?

For you to even call a guy your boyfriend defines it already, so where are the extra adjectives coming from again?

Guy, Borno? Just prepare yourself for a massive heatwave!

Seriously tho, I served in Jigawa and even tho it isnt as hot as Borno, it was pure hell! You drink drums of water yet you neva sweat cos the heat evaporates all moisture right out of your skin. So not funny.

But its all good sha. Just enjoy while you're there, chop enough kulikuli, dabino and kunu ngeda!