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Na wa o, sara_j and bridget, what kind of marriage do you guys have? No sex for months and you're under the same roof? Hmmm.

Anyway, @ poster, talk to him and give him a chance to table his grievances if he has any. If dat dont work, then involve someone mature and neutral, like your pastor.

If after all this no change, then God help you, cos a sexless marriage is NOT easy!

Bishop,

I am not into film making, i just generally appreciate a good movie when I see one.

I dont know what plot you want from me, but I def will not write an epistle here!

Besides, all Mr Ibu movies are the same, he acts as the same character all the time. Yeah he has sold hundreds of thousands copies, and has prolly acted tens of thousands shit movies!

Anyway, I guess everyone is entitled to their views.

Bishop,
The plot is simple and glaring. Village girl gains admission into city university, want to feel among, joins aristo gals and pays the ultimate price.

What again?

Now, you analyse ANY Mr Ibu movie plot for me.

Bishopboy,

And where did you get the info dat Jenifa was supposed to be a drama? And even if it was, have you ever heard the phrase "comic relief"?
The bad english was to buttress the point that she was just a village champion. And yes, people do make conversation of what goes on around them, includin badly dresses people!

The plot is just a picture of what goes on in Unis these days. Girls trying so desperately to upgrade their status, anf falling victims in the process.

Sorry guys, I just read this ajanlekoko's post.

@ ajanlekoko, it is you who sounds like fresh graduate to me. For your info, I also studied EE, and I know neither me nor any of my other classmates did anything as simple as a digital counter for our honours project. But again, which school did you graduate from?

I am infact beginning to doubt if truly you are an Engineer. You sure dont talk like one.

@ Bishopboy,

and you tell me what is exactly funny about MR IBU? Please! You're talkin about over the top acting, dat is a perfect example. All they are acting out are scenes of old jokes I heard when I was in elementary school, and even those are quite played out now. Plus the poor, low budget, low quality production of his movies. Not to talk of the pointless stroylines.

Need I say more?

To be fair to both parties, it is quite inappropriate to compare both. Neither side knows what the other is going through.

Being an Engineer myself, I know that definitely isnt beans. At the same time, I can imagine that medicine aint no child's play either!

awalright:
It's been like 8 years running and I'm still losing weight rapidly. Please can anyone tell me how I can gain more weight 'cos my weight is now 59kg and I want to add more weight, What can I do to add more weight and not look emaciated? Please help!

8 years!! First things first, go and check your HIV status!

MRbrownJAY:
France the country off love, art, cafes to die for, fashion/shopping to make any woman loose her mind.
life in France for a foreigner is the bomb but we need to know if you are going there on a holiday or trying to make a break for a new life there, the latter would be a bit tough because now we have the east european coming in masses and even the simple jobs like dish washing/construction are hard to find.
@erico , people are running for the UK because the social service up there is one of the best in europe. its very easy to get on the dole, everyone knows how soft the brits are when it come to that. just ask for political asylum and get a council flat and "ok" money [b]but you guys have TERRIBLE weather.[/b]cant never be compare with the south of france.

Really TERRIBLE weather! But for someone coming from Naija to France, dat language barrier is abit difficult to overcome.

bishoptboy:
Oh I'm sorry if i offended anyone. i guess i was too angry with the Rubbish called Jenifa. Well i shouldn't have used Intellectually challenged. I guess the right word was visual Illiteracy.

"Unleashed" I'm not making an "unnecessary noise" I'm telling it as it is. If something is bad you dont accept it just because you dont have an option. i have always wanted to see a good Nigerian film and when i was told of Jenifa I searched for it and finally got it on sunday. i was pissed off cos i expected more and couldn't find any meaning in what they were doing.

If you are talking of comedy everyone agrees that Mr. Ibu is a good comedy even non-nigerians love it. jenifa is not a comedy and its got no story line. there is what is called tag-line or one -liner in film making. Can anybody tell me what the film is about in one sentence (tag-line)?

Which Mr Ibu? Abegi! Dat guy cant act to save his life, and its so obvious he's an Nkem Owoh wannabe! And what storyline has any of his movies got? Jenifa had a point, prolly YOU didnt get it.

From what you've just said about Jenifa, its obvious that you're seriously lacking a good sense of humour! Dat movie was good, by most standards.

MrCrackles:
I watched Indian Indecency in the past love!

Plus it is no secret that Asians carry last when it comes to prick size!

D naija ashewo sef Bleep up! For where beta onyibos de, na Indian she see to carry? Anyway, na money kill am.

Yes, twice actually, when I was at  Uni.

First time was back in my Unilag days, was at my faculty cybercafe around 11pm when some masked gunmen walked in, ordered us all to lie face down and frisked us one by one. Lost my phone that day.

Second time was at Kuramo beach with my friends. We went there for overnight runs and after getting abit high, walked to one really dark spot. Some omoboys with bottles n knives blocked us, frisked us and made away with our phones. Happened so fast. . .

Luckily, i no chop any slap on both occasions!

spikedcylinder:
Abegi!
I never pity all these jilted lover suicide types. She wan die na im she die. Make she carry go jor!

True that! What is the meaning of that? As she come kill herself now, did that get the guy back for her? She just die for nothing, like fowl, and life goes on.

Help pleeease!!!!

Neva!

wldy speak in tongues?

Hey all. Please can someone tell me where I can download naija music? I live outside london and getting naija music here isnt easy.

I am aware that there may be other similar threads, but please forgive me.

Thanks.

sleekdoc:
@ eyonigger

Thats exactly what iv been doing o my brother, working out like crazy now, tryin to be as sexy as possible, i want the height thing to be the only f, k up i have.
I'll swoon them with everything else, thanks for the advice jare, dont mind those girls on this thread instead of them to gimme tips i can use to win hearts of slightly taller chics, they'v been busy yappin me and arguing about doggy styles,lol
I appreciate their candidness though.

@slyvao
i will get there too, say amen. But it has to be right, i want to be able to look at her and not have any doubts whatsoever

Infact, I thot it was just me! Am not exactly short (5' 9''??) but I always wish I was taller.

I just joined a gym today. Wo, dis summer, those girls go hear wen for this town! My sexiness no go get part 2.

Omo, its hard o, i no go lie!
Call it being selfish or whatever, but men aren't just wired to do stuff like that i suppose.
Anyway, thongs aren't expensive so at best I can buy new ones instead!

Le Moor:
Kobojunkie,
Perhaps you misunderstand me, I have no problems with putting your faith in the law . But when an organisation such as CRE (which for the most part is a Joke) and is headed by a coon such as droolips Phillips, then you would be wise to approach such organisations with caution.
Regardless of whether you agree or not, An organisation and it 'direction cannot be separated from the leadership,
Droolips has been there since inception, and the fact that he has remained head of the CRE for that long (in a society where racism is not very overt, but systemic and very real) then he must be doing something right for the people that created the CRE. If the CRE was to be effective, then it would be rocking boats, and not have its HNIC proclaiming racism is dead,
You can do a search on Trevors position on race relations in the UK,

My angle is the CRE is hardly the law in the UK,

Thanks LeMoor. Kobojunkie, perhaps my poor diction wont let me pass across my point properly. Yes, i fully understand that there are laws protecting us from these things, and i appreciate that too. However, my problem is with the people who are supposed to implement said laws. How sure are you of their integrity? I read a review somewhere, a behavioural experiment was conducted and it was discovered that the average white man couldnt care less about racism, and wouldnt lift a finger to do anything about discrimination. And most often than not, we find ourselves dealign with such people. At the end of the day, hardly anything gets done and all we get is further embarrassment and futile efforts.

Kobojunkie, its not accepting fate. It is realising that these guys do not have our interest at heart.
Even those supposed to enforce said laws are the ones leading the pack (eg police). In such cases, what can be done? People before us have gone thru such, cried out an fought, but it all gets swept under the carpet.
Another thing is, you cannot come and fight a man in his land, with his resources and expect to win. So you decide to go to court and all that. . .the people deciding the case are white. What makes you think they really give a flying Bleep about you?
I guess this is the price we have to pay for the mistakes of our predecessors, which made us leave our fatherlands in the first place.

Abegi, na today??

Which kain mumu post be dis? Wetin consine us with the colour of your razz shalams' panties?

Enough has been said about what is happening to the Nigerian image abroad, its quite sad really.
I am surprised that they can go to the extent of singling out Nigeria on job application forms. Though they cant be entirely blamed, i mean, we brought it upon ourselves.
As for legal battles against racial discriminations, I personally dont have that much faith in the system, especially the British one i'm afraid. Lets face it, its STILL a white system, and they remain loyal.
I have thickened my skin against things like this, shrug my shoulders and just move on. Racial discrimination didnt start today, and the western world isnt ready to change yet.

Anyone - at any time t, all join!

Richard Marx and Donna Lewis - At the beginning
Sinead O'Connor - Nothing compares to you
Keyshia Cole - Heaven sent
Lionel Richie - Cinderella

Please consider this question: when a baby craps on himself, what is used to clean him up?

Now, there's your answer!

Na wa o! Rich girls want rich guys. Poor girls want rich guys as well, to step up their status.

So, who actually WANTS the poor guys?

O ma se o! Life is soooo unfair.

What is all this talk about Nigerians being loud? Am Nigerian and am not! It depends on the individual.
If it about that, then British people are also loud! I mean, you're on the bus and you hear them saying all their business out loud. Or is it at the pubs or stores? And please dont get me started on the ameboness of the women, they meet you for the first time and start going off about how the kids you see with them are adopted from a runaway mum, who fcukin cares??
All in all, dat chic was just being a daft racist, and needs a stiff cock up her arse!