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Shank - Julie
9ice & Lord of Ajase - le fenu so
Eldee - Bosi gbangba
MP - Pasapasa
D'Banj - moogbono felefele, igwe, suddenly, olorun maje, etc
P Square - Do me, No one like you

and of course, the number 1. . .

GONGO ASO!!!

dayokanu:
@Toyin 5ft 9 ,

Thats too short for a guy.
You want to start producing midgets?
Your kids wont forgive you

Says who

Alamasco:
The most boring day in London is xmas day. On that day, u will regret not being in the village because no Bus no train and cabs charge double the normal fare. Quite unremembring.

Infact, u'v said it all. Boredom wan finish me dat day! luckily, i salvaged the rest of the day later that night, had some drinks at a friend's place with some other people sha.

tope2000:
Rofl . . . . . but whats that?

K-leg in naija English!!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=214358.msg3301298#msg3301298 date=1231026699]But u gotta admit your choices are limited.[/quote]Errr. . . .nope! Somehow, i just dont get attracted to dongoyaros. Maybe i've zeroed them out in my subconscious mind, but I never think of it as losing out in any way.

tope2000:
How tall are u?

5 ft 9.

Just saw Twilight tonight - BIG MISTAKE!!!

Dont think height should be such an issue. Of course, i'd def wish to be taller, girls dig dat. But that doesnt mean i dont get a piece of the action even with my average height.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=208063.msg3247934#msg3247934 date=1229742487]hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Hesp defending naija women??/

Ope lo ye o, baba olore
Iyin loye o
Olorun oba, osana ye o, o se o baba

There is a God!!!!!!!!! [/quote]Lol! Haba.
Guys will always be playas but what I hate is seeing ladies disrespected. For no reason sef.  I have sisters and a mother, and I dont joke with them.

Moonstone:
It's obvious he's passed the point of no returnHe (not Hesperus, the ) and his twin are disastrous like that.

He has a twin?? The world is in trouble!

Moonstone:
I don't want to be in that circle. I only deal with people who can think clearly.
Of course my bank account is young. Sometimes I forget you're a dealer. We choose to work very hard for our money.

I didn't mention naija girls, did I? I just said wifely and homely duties. When you're in your 60's, single, depressed and childless, you'll wish you kept one of those "cats" and "chickens"

@ topic - like I always say one's food is another's poison

Moonstone, just free this dude, wonder how and where you dragged this one in from?
He's just some fake ass wannabe, thats all. But he obviously don't amount to nothin'.

ayeaxelord:
I'm no gay ass like you. My crew will help take that fagginess off you and you become straight, get it? I don't need that blonde for keeps man. I got them all. I make the best bitch see the exit as fast as she comes in. I don't want no silly bitch to have my back. I got my back and my front all intact and all by myself. Just a bit of support from ma crew is what I need, biatch!

Nigga, they dont come straighter than I already am, so Bleep off with your homo crew already! You dont get it, do you?? U think u'r all that but the truth is you aint shit! Thats all I'm trying to drive into your thicK head. Real playas dont go about blowin' their trumpets. Real playas dont diss the girl that blew them off, they GET the girl. All the while you been screaming about some dumb blonde, what the Bleep is new about screwing a blonde Did you just get where you are, or havent you seen a blonde before?? You bloody JJC.!!

ayeaxelord:
You are the only one a little bit on ma side. These pigs here are running loose trying to Bleep me not even ganging up on me. Men, I got a tight crew for all you fake ass dudes and bitches! So you'll tackle the ladies, moonstone by being their lesbi partner, so they leave me alone. I'll let my crew show Hesperus what cool dudes do to fake ass dudes who mess around the block.

I'm getting high gradually to bounce to the club with ma blonde after some rounds in ma apartment. Making it rock 2nite, biatch!!!!!!!!! Oh, I too much, mami.

Your crew? Dont you mean your partners and faghags? Abeg I no wan see anything o, I be naija boy, me no de do those kain things!
Even your supposed girl moonstone, she aint got your back! Dude, face it, your game sucks.

@ moonstone - what he did? Buster got blown off by a chic and he couldnt take it like a man!

ayeaxelord:
Guy, your beefs aint strong enough. Time to refrain from posting shit towards my ends.

Nah, you got it twisted. Cant have no beef for you, i'm waaayyyy up here and you're down there somewhere, so its just not logical.
Life's funny, errone's got their place. Guess yours is just clowning around and feeling foolish with yourself. Carry on, wont stop you!

You're doin a good job too, y'know!

ayeaxelord:
Moonstone, how far? These bitches (including gay ass Hesperus) want to Bleep me, babe. I need your help even if you sounding like a BBW!

Seriously, whats it with you and gay- ass? Its one of 2 things, either your diction is limited or you have an obsessive craving for gays.
Whichever way, you'r on your own o! Group Intimacy ko. U wish! Na your type? You havent learnt to crawl yet, you wan de chop adult food. You go just wound.

ayeaxelord:
Dude, you are one wack ass! So ignorant that you can't even tell when someone is making jest of the other. How can I ask a wack ass like Tope out?

Son, sit back and relax. You aint got a clue as to what real dudes do to real bitches! I'll be fast to get you rolled up in a triage if you don't learn to respect the king who knows his switching game intact. Sick ass muthfucka!

Like 4 real, is dat the best you could come up with? She is wack ass now, just because she wouldnt touch you with a 10 foot pole??
Man, infact, I cant bother with you anymore, you've just shown your nature. Such a shame really. I figured you were young, but this immature? I fess up, I def didnt see that coming.
Guy, forget whateva those skanky ass slags have been telling you that has been stroking your ego. Let me give it to you plain - You aint no king, you dont know nothing and most def dont know anything about being a real dude. Just keep wanking till you get it straight.

I'm out!

ayeaxelord:
Go and call your Father "Nigga", biatch! Far up in the game my ass!

I get bitches chickened all the time unlike you gay ass! I'll get you spanked to where you belong soon!

You get bitches, and you were here begging tope to meet you at 7/11?? Then she refuses and you go all hostile on her? Motherfuc*er please! You just gave errone on here a good laugh with all your junior high school gimmicks. Even from ur words, its obvious you aint even got pubic hair yet! If only there was a way to show ID's on NL, that would keep juveniles like you away from an adult site as this.
You know what punk? Come back in 10 years time when you know what it is to be a real man, and maybe just then, I can hear your sorry ass out! Motherf*cker.

ayeaxelord:
Mugu, u need some pussie. When was the last time u had a girl?

Nigga, trust me, you dont wanna know. Besides, am too far up in the game to and be blowing it all over NL. Thats for starters like you, chasing chickenheads around Nairaland and begging for pu**y.

ayeaxelord:
My posts is your entertainment, so watch while I post them, gay ass!

Well, yes its entertaining, in an I-cant-believe-idiots-like-this-still-exist kind of way.  Blonde my foot! You obviously aint gettin none dats why you're seekin attention here. Fcukin self-servicer!

acidrop:
is it jst me or this guy is a nutcase

E be like so! Been followin the thread, and him posts just get as dem be.

bigmodo:
For real, if you are a nigerian and you are unable to travel abroad you are a big time fool. I am struggling to travel abroad so i won't be a fool like those already in nigeria that haven't travelled abroad before.

No offence sir, but this is the real FOOLISH mentality! Kini big deal about travelling abroad? Yes, it is desirable, but not compulsory, neither is it a do or die affair. Abeg o!

freezze:
But instead of forcing her to have sex with him, he should try and make her understand how he feels about it and that he needs it. But if she insists no then he should bury his

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. also i feel maybe as couples they should have a kind of time table for sex maybe tuesday night. Friday morning before going to work etc. it will be agreed upon by bot and they would get used to that. Uhhhh.

What am I hearing? That just takes ALLLLLLLLLL the fun out of it! Next thing is, monday night for doggy only, wed afternoon for midweek Mouth Gig,etc. Nonsense!

sistawoman:
The same way i walk up on him and do other things to his manhood.


_{*trying to be not so graphic*}

Believe me, men are much smarter than this. We clean up after, not only for hygiene's sake, but because we are also aware of odours and all. Even if it was a quickie, we still clean up. Why do you think we carry hankies, to clean sweat?

Whether husband or wife, I dont think any partner should even think of this cos it's somewhat disrespectful. OK, what happens if after sniffing, you get nothin? You would have hurt the person's feelings, and he/she would feel distrusted, which isnt good for any relationship.
There are def other ways of "checking" apart from this.

@topic, now dats really gross!
I dont think I can submit myself to that kind of scutiny, haba, wetin? Spread myself and let her go sniffing down there? No way! By the time I finish throwing tantrums eh, she go beg me!

Oya D1Kelev, come prove yourself na. Jack Bauer abi? Make we arrange for you to go Iraq so u can have your shoe-throwing chance too! I hope you wear size 10 so all go balance??

More cushion alright, but not a bloody mattress!!
I prefer slimmer girls, but please let there be some meat on dem bones.

@ D1Kelevra, dont be too sure o! You no see d way Bush take weave d shoe? Some kain Neo-matrix stuvs!

coolejjy:
My Lecturer Is A Gay And He Is Desperately In Love With Me,What Am I going to Do?? He Has been at my back and he promised to get me by all means,

He has been at your back already? Is that so? lol