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CSTR1002:
And that is an achievement?
You have sawdust for brains, Yoruba man.

Ok.

KendrickAyomide:
.. the only IGBO we know is weed

I'm kuku mocking them. I'm a Yoruba

laprince:
Some people, especially politicians have made simple statements that have become popular in Nigeria.

Eg.

1. Chai! There is God ooo.
Patience Jonathan.
2. I belong to everybody, I belong to nobody.
President Buhari.
3. My political ambition is not worth the life of any body.
Ex-president Goodluck Jonathan
4. My oga at the top.
Obafaiye Shem.
5. Stomach infrastructure.
Gov. Ayo Fayose.
6. oo jigbi jigbi jigbi jigbi.
Abiodun Ayoyinka a.k.a Papa Ajasco.
7. Add yours.

Olamide used it in his latest music C. Ronaldo

lalasticlala:
Please, can you put link to where you got this from? Twitter or facebook or..

It's on Twitter. The original poster is Ayo FBI @Puremind__

Here is the link https://twitter.com/PureMind__/status/976162474117484546

Giel:
No comment already on FP
Very nice advise from Adesua

How far?, Hope you don take drugs?
Where is the advice

Lhimeet:
You want to enjoy Europe & you enter illegally?

Something is wrong with this OP - Nonsense!

No mind him.

I was even thinking that he entered legally but since I never see that they applied for visa and when I saw Libya I was laughing

See more; https://www.torimill.com/2018/03/we-broke-up-2-months-ago-hes-getting-married-to-lady-who-is-pregnant-for-him-lady.html

A lady identified as Shom Grace Mlumun on Facebook took to the platform to share screenshots of the chats she recently had with her ex-boyfriend, who is about to get married.

According to her, she broke up with him two months ago, and his wife-to-be is already 3 months pregnant for him.

Grace wrote;
“XO all men are scum. My ex is getting married. We broke up not up to three months and apparently his wife to b is three months pregnant. Chai I forgive him but it hurts. I have been crying in Hebrews. Shay I made it to semi finals. And he still has the throat to still blame me. Abeg house I want to attend his weeding ooo, but I don’t want to go n start crying.”

See screenshots of the chats below;

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/03/we-broke-up-2-months-ago-hes-getting-married-to-lady-who-is-pregnant-for-him-lady.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

Proffdada:
And this made FP ?

And you COMMENT

TheUpsetGirl:
on behalf of my sisters on NL, we reject feminism..men are givers while women are receivers

You mean

Elnino4ladies:
Bastard child

You don't even allow him to grow

friendlyadvice:
The gal no even fine sef

But if you traveled to their country, Na their pušsy you go dey lick just to get PR... SMH

At least she's beautiful than your sis

Deckline:
Please, it is "BILLIONAIRE" not billilionaire biko.

You too brutal

A Nigerian man identified as Obidike Pedro Ifeanyi has taken to his Facebook page to shared his encounter with a married man after he questioned him why he cheated on his wife. The married man replied him "Can you eat beans for ten years?".

Read what Ifeanyi wrote below;
"A Man Cheating On His Wife Asked Me This Question After I Challenged Him Why He Cheated On His Wife.

SIR, CAN YOU EAT ONLY BEANS FOR TEN YEARS?

At first I didn't know how to answer him because it sounded as if he was making sense but God gave me an inspiration to answer him. Immediately, I replied: yes, I can. He laughed at me and looked at me with a question written on his face, how?

In reality I love beans so much and that makes me not get tired of eating it daily. But for me to continue to enjoy my beans I transform my beans into many things so I don't eat beans everyday and every time.

I can make beans cake (akara) for breakfast and momoi for lunch from the same beans. I can garnish my beans with varieties and spice it up with different spices.

I also asked him if he ever heard a scenario where a doctor advised his patient to avoid some set of food and stick to a particular or some particular ones? That is because those other food can damage his health or send him to his early grave.

Then he protested again, but sir, for a healthy living one needs to eat balanced diet. I became dumbfounded for a minute before another inspiration came. I realized that the Israelites ate only manna for forty years and no single one among them was sick for those forty years. Their sickness started when they requested for variety, "we need meat they said". God gave them enough meat, they ate and it was coming out of their noses.

When you eat what God is not happy with, it will come out of your nose. God is not happy with adultery.

He wanted to ask me further question but he paused and asked me to explain my previous answers. Then I explained thus;

Your spouse is the beans and if you truly love her you can never be tired of her. To transform my beans into akara and momoi means every man should spend on their wives to change their look as often as possible. Change her hairstyle weekly, change her wardrobe often, buy her what makes you attracted to other women outside.

Also, garnishing it with varieties and spicing it up with different spices require that you do some romantic things like using different styles at the bedroom, doing it elsewhere different from your home, making the place smell nice etc. Christian couples must be creative in their bedroom. Nudity and immodest dressing is not ideal outside but not in the the bedroom. Deliberately expose your cleavages and tigh for your husband, make your towel drop deliberately, bend down in front of him to pick it etc. Tempt him, seduce him and be his prostitute.

Your wife is a manna from heaven and she is a complete balanced diet. In her, there is protein, carbohydrate, fat, vitamin and minerals. That is why every woman has same contents. Though the container may differ in size and height. And like you know that the content of milk is what makes it milk and not the container, you use the milk and throw away the tin.

Don't take a bite from the forbidden fruit, it may look attractive but it is poisonous. Strange women may look attractive but they are poisonous and deadly, don't take a bite.
Thanks"

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/03/see-the-question-a-married-man-ask-a-man-who-questioned-him-for-cheating-on-his-wife.html

TheUpsetGirl1:
hi

Hello, how are you doing

chyckxx:
Love and emotional feelings should depend on individuals. Not some certain restrictions based on societal or religious views.

You say

Remember The Boy Who Always Takes His Disabled Mum To Work Daily Before Going To School? Read His Story Below. ( https://www.nairaland.com/4411727/photos-boy-takes-disabled-mum )

Ten-year-old Kelvin Momanyi won the hearts of many online users when photos showing him wheeling his paralysed mother to her shop located in Shabab, Nakuru County, went viral on social media last week. See previous report here.

Apart from wheeling his mother to and from her shop every morning and evening, Momanyi, a Class Four pupil at Bridge International Schools, also looks after his 6-year-old sister.

Momanyi’s mother, Irene Munali, 32, has nicknamed the boy “family saviour”, because of his commitment in ensuring that she and his sister are well taken care of.

Ms Munali, who was paralysed by polio when she was young, says she was thrown out of her former rental house in Elbergun after she was unable to raise monthly rent.

The mother-of-two says her current landlord realised she was facing difficulties in raising house rent after staying for two months at the Shabab house.

“He allowed me to live in the house, so long as my children and I would help him do certain home chores,” said Ms Munali.

Two well-wishers, who learnt of Ms Munali’s plight, came to her rescue after raising funds for her to put up a retail shop, which is now making profits.

“I am now able to raise monthly house rent and pay school fees for my children,” she said.

Ms Munali, an ex-charcoal trader and a college graduate, now says, unlike his failed charcoal business, she will do everything possible to ensure her shop business yields returns.

Kelvin Momanyi’s head teacher at Bridge school says the boy is an “above-average” pupil despite the challenges he is facing at home.

“He can improve his academic performance should he be given help,” said the head teacher, who revealed that the earliest time Momanyi reports to school on a daily basis is 8:30am.

“At that time, the first lesson is almost done. Momanyi is a quiet boy, who rarely shares his experience with fellow pupils or teachers,” said the head teacher.


Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/03/read-the-story-boy-who-takes-his-disabled-mum-to-work-daily-before-going-to-school.html


Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

Babaken:
I got my earlier this January it was 500dollar I paid, but along the line I didn't get the visa . MY QUESTION IS THIS CAN I REAPPLY IT WAS BUSINESS VISA .

You can reapply.

Follygunners:
God go too bless you!

Amen bro