₦airaland Forum

vicfuntop:
Ok boy

It is a new day already and I am betraying sleep...alright...you 've used..."fine boy" and "OK boy"...apparently you are trying to relate with me in disparaging terms but is not working..try tweaking the adjective a bit more....

Modified
...Until now I did not realize you did not have a picture either...lol

vicfuntop:
Honestly this is becoming stupid of both of you. You guys also don't have picture so what's the fuss about. My mention wasn't directed at you. You should learn to mind your business for your health. I am ugly, so what.
The irony is that the ones calling people ugly on this forum maybe apologies in the world. You don't even have a picture for Christ sake, so where is the confidence coming from?

I think you know that you shouldn't get into a fight with an ugly Person. I have got nothing to lose, fine boy.

No insult lady!!! I am only stating the obvious...I am also not comparing guys vs ladies....just stating an observation that is quite evident...relax!!! 2% still exist....yawns

vicfuntop:
What crappy psychology? Who cares about beauty? Why you think I am upset is funny. /maxvasia, victornezzar, this guy says I am upset because I am not pretty. So what if I am not.

you don't need back up naaa....the guy might be right....well 98% of Nairaland babes are beyond redemption when it comes to looks...so....don't bother...

Babaalawo:
All these Biafra people are scam,Portharcourt is where they called igweocha where they said that boy called Kanu visited,the boy came to Oyigbo on the outskirts of Portharcourt an igbo dominated community and not Portharcourt city.

ode portharcourt city is also dominated...Rivers is 75% Igbo

Rafizle:
Just thru with my Interview
1. Tell us about yourself
2. What can you bring to the table
3. What is Cashless Policy
4. What is Liquidity Ratio
5. What is your project topic
6. What was your hypothesis in the project
7. Are you willing to work anywia ur posted
8. What are the recent happenings in the world
9. What is ICBM(intercontinental Ballistic missile)
10. Who is CBN governor
11. Who is Prime Minister of Britain
12. 250000x34/17
13. Electric train moving from East to West, Wat direction will the smoke be moving?
P.S: 3-6 is based on my course of study Accountancy
Success to those that are yet to do Dias..God Bless

this type of interview qstns are archaic...Fidelity should look at competency based questions...and not this question and answer nonsense....this is not an interview...more like an interrogation

Dongreat:
5. HIDEKI TOJO (5 MILLION DEATHS)

Breakdown: Waged unprovoked wars against China, USA, Netherlands, and France.

Hideki Tojo was a general in the Imperial Japanese Army. He assumed the position of Prime Minister and held Army Minister concurrently. As if that wasn’t enough he also held other major positions like Home Minister, Foreign Minister, Education Minister, and Commerce Minister. His major contributions to education were teaching militaristic and nationalist indoctrination. His version of homeland security was approving eugenics measures which essentially made a distinction between pure blood and mixed blood Japanese families.

During World War II Tojo started winning battles and the public loved him for it. He really bought into the Nazi Kool-aid, and held steadfastly with Germany. When the tide turned, and he began losing, it was devastating. Eventually he went into seclusion. He was tried for war crimes and found guilty of waging wars of aggression, wars in violation of international law, and waging unprovoked war against many countries. Not to mention ordering, authorizing, and permitting inhumane treatment of Prisoners of War.

I did nothing wrong nigga!!! I was sentenced to death unjustly! The sad truth is, it is those those who lose the war that are called all kinds of name and are tried!!! Have you seen anyone who wins a war and gets tried for war crimes? I fought bravely for Japan in nanking, I honoured Japan by leading the Imperial Army strategically. Then I lost...In war people die...How many Nigerian Leaders were tried after the civil war? Are you saying no war crime was committed? Win and Live, Lose and Die.....

It doesn't exist op...it doesnt

SirRoberto:
ignorance is not knowing that most of the bad eggs in pdp have moved to apc and u keep defending the apc as a better party... My brother, if it is not ignorance, can u tell us hw much u are being paid so that we can contribute for u so that u can keep shut let the rational ones try and save this nation before apc sinks it!

how can I explain to you that we are on the same boat? Go back read up on the guy's post and see my mentions...pls Don't quote further I have already acknowledged what you have in mind...No offence!!!

Drabeey:
I believe that those who are saying this government is inefficient are those who aint gaining free money as disbursed by previous administration again.

Now that you have to work for every penny u have, you want to die.

Sir/ madam, you better come around and start working for your earnings. No free money again. Hoobi!!!


God bless Buhari
God bless Nigeria
God bless ' only well meaning Nigerians '


On this topic....


I love my governor


Anyways...


Drabeey was HERE

when you see youths so shallow, so shallow that you begin to wonder what kind of breed is the system churning out? ...truly there is no hope for Nigeria!!!...No offence

joseph1832:
It is not my job to remind you.

so whose job is it then? With all due respect brother please shut up! You have nothing reasonable to spit out. Don't display your ignorance. No offence!!!

Divay22:
And who is he

I am he...

vizkiz:
No, i have a better plan, purpose for myself rather than impregnating random girls

Brother with all due respect, pls keep shut!!...when you marry do as you wish...No offence pls

Some people really do have it all!

davo90tico:
very good observation that is a mathematical impossibility, even if the marry how can you be intimate with someone you hate. No amount of alcohol can do that for sure

It is very possible...

sisisioge:
Sheet happens, I know...but how is it possible for people who don't like each other to be married?

Very possible

rottennaija:
How many years did it take before Obama's economic policies take root?

The thing you don't understand is before you come into power investors are watching every move you make, everything you say, they have analysts who are already projecting the effects of your policies. It was not the period it took that is germane, rather it is the economic plan or frame work that you have. Once your economic plan is clear and distinct from the start investors will come. Obama was clear he was going to revive the manufacturing sector and the did a good job on that. Prior to his election, American companies were already importing machinery from japan.

I feel I have spoken too much. Pls do not quote me. This is just my opinion. You may have something in mind, I 've already acknowledged it. #Respect

rottennaija:
Trump isn't up to 3 months yet in office, suddenly his economic plans are working? Chai, guy use your brain na.

What sort of economic plan can take root in less than 3 months? Besides, trump hasn't done anything about economy yet ooo

do you think because we have failed as a country then other nations are failing? Before you come into power, you already have a plan to execute. 60 days is enough to produce the draft. In January alone about 2 Japanese firms were ready to invest up to $50bn each...with an estimated 20,000 direct jobs each. Several other companies that packed up are coming back in business. Small and medium scale enterprises are springing up. With good economic policies you can chase your dream without much worries. Bros because you are in dead country that has no economic plan doesn't mean others are not flourishing

It has been over 5years since I had a relationship (during my 3rd year at school). Over this five year period, my friends have experienced at least 2-3 relationships. I often ask them this question when they are about to start a new relationship "what are you running away from?

Early this month a colleague subtly asked about my girlfriend and I said she was fine. He was surprised because he was convinced I had none and if I had, I have never talked about her before.

This week he asked again "how is she doing"? I didn't respond. Today I asked him "what are you running away from"? He said nothing. I told him, you are in a relationship because you running away from something. That is my opininon anyway but looking at my friends and their relationship history, I may not be far from the truth.

An average lady who has lived in penury, is running away from poverty and if a guy looks successful, she claims to be in love. An average guy is lonley, he is running away from lonliness, he sees an intelligent good looking lady he can communicate with, he claims he is in love.

An average lady is not having enough attention, she is running away from isolation, she sees a guy who is good at listening, she claims she is in love. An average guy is sex starved. He is running away from sex-starvation. He sees a lady with heavy features, he claims he is in love

An average lady wants protection. She is running away from lonliness. She sees a good looking guy with soft muscles, she claims she is in love. An average guy who is an opportunist, is running away from failure or poverty, sees a lady who is doing well for herself, then claims he is in love

A lady that is taken for granted at home, she is running away from abadonment. She sees a guy who takes her case serious, she claims she is in love. An average who is a poor cook, is running away from poor culinary skills. He sees a lady with the perfect touch he claims He is in love.

The list goes on an on. So if you are in a relationship, look at it critically and criticse your motives constructively. Why are you there? The truth is if you know what you are running away from it will help you evaluate the relationship.

Sounds ridiculous right?!!! My opinion though!

This is the most difficult title in the world. Trust me unless you ain't one yet! Or you are not close to your niece and nephews...but I will give you some tips on how to be a good uncle.

1. Never visit the kids empty handed! bros abeq try buy candy or chocolate or bubble gum or peanuts...just buy anything edible.

2. Learn to give tips!....tip the kids always (they will even tell you when their parents don't like your face)

3. Ensure you don't visit frequently...even though you have all time in the world.

4. Let your bro/sis know that you are a no-nonsense nigga that way the kids would adjust automatically

5. Do not miss a good chance to serve justice to their buttocks when they misbehave.

6. If you know you are expecting some notes while leaving...uncle use style do small work o...even if everything is in order, stylishly disorder and re-arrange

7. Do not finish any task you are helping out with on time, another might await you. In a house filled with kids work no dey finnish!

8. Take them out! When you are boxed up, take permission and flex the kids.

9. If you have a problem, do not tell your bro or sis while the kids are around... if not you may see lalasticlala doing justice to your matter on NL

10. Strive to make your cash so that they will be the one disturbing you to come say hello...

Truth is being uncle sucks!!! Sucks more when you are not married, and you not the wife's sibling nd you don't have a job yet...

Fathers rock!!! i know I will be the best dad in the world when I get married. "Opens how to be a Good Dad; volume 10, pg 988"...

FILEBE:
na untop this money matter o. Man just dey hustle.

No where the hustle pure o...na baba face we they look up to...

FILEBE:
Bros how far na?

nothing much you good? How ur side?

CoCoLav:
Is it birthday that is like traditional marriage like this?

when Autumn arrived, and the flowers were no more, the roots got dried and withered. No more flowers to pick...all I did was wait! Wait for the rain!! Wait for an absolution i wasn't sure would ever come...It was my waiting period that made me seem clueless...

Ishilove:
Op, you no get talk. Your MIL is possessive and mind you, your babe is her only female child so it is perfectly normal to be nosy in her daughter's affairs. Your babe on her own part is a mama's girl who doesn't know where to draw the line.

I don't see the issue here. If you aren't comfortable with the bond between mother and child then take a long walk.

Your babe herself needs to grow up. She's still immature. How can she be sending her boyfriend's love messages to her mum? Hian.

You sound so sure of yourself!!! Like you have heard from all parties and you have reached a conclusion based on what you got from all parties and now your giving the verdict ...Oh Lawwwd!!

FILEBE:
trezzyhelm abi wetin dem call u? if I propose to my girlfriend and I see the picture for here. The kind thing wey I go do u ehn....u go know say Khaki na Leather. Must everything be news?

bros propose first

Preca:
I will give u #50 , but return d change

This could be us ooo...but are always choosing rejecting...

Niflheim:
@jackbizzle,

There are so many christian liars here on Nairaland!!! Satan na learner for their side!!!

1.Idiots keep insisting that Hitler was an atheist, when even the foolish Palmarian catholic Church has Hitler as one of their saints!!! Even the Fuhrer oath that Hitler made his troops to proclaim, went like this:............................................"I swear to God this sacred oath that to the Leader of the German Empire and people, Adolf Hitler, supreme commander of the armed forces, I shall render unconditional obedience and that as a brave soldier I shall at all times be prepared to give my life for this oath."

2.Pol Pot was not an atheist, only unrepentant blockheads on nairaland keep repeating that stupid lie!!! Pol Pot believed in "heaven" and "destiny"!!! Pol Pot believed in forces outside of him that were guiding him!!! That is best described as religion!!!

3.There is a "shit-lipped liar" on Nairaland who claimed that Ne Win of Burma was an atheist!!! But sadly and unfortunately for this pathetic christian fool, Ne Win's wikipedia page says he was into "Theravada Buddhism"

4.This same "shit-lipped liar" said that Hideki tojo was an Atheist!!! But his wikipedia page says that he was into "Shin Buddhism", a f.ucking theist!!!

don't mention me when cursing...

Ezionye:
Who be dis . For ur mind u don scatter yabbings. Smh

hey I apologise...

Ioannes:
Nothing new here. My ex wanted me to dump my faith (Catholic) for her own (Foursquare). I smiled at her and said no, she smiled at me and dumped me and married the next available guy in her church.

No hard feelings. Life goes on.

so this nigga and I share same faith ? And I really hate the dude online... ...OK peace brother...extending the olive branch...I hope you are observing lent?....Same thing happened to me I loved the lady so much...so much that we both cried during break up...she was "winners inclined"...since my over 20yrs on earth that was the first time I wept...#Catholic4Life

ismart:
That guy doesn't know that many Nigerians now look older than their ages. I know this for sure.

I can never believe a Nigerian Age...unless I see your primary school testimonial and your WAEC certificate....Ladies particularly and guys too...we are just too dubious

Ezionye:
say hi to her for me. U know who

Madamme abeg shift...if it were a pretty lady I would understand...you wey your face be like beans wey dem press with concave shaped spoon...thank the guy wey dey help your ministry biko...

The Blood of the 1million children your brother gave approval for will continue to haunt your soul...so we are all going to die after all...lol...the difference is just date and time...in the next 20yrs both the victors, criminals and defeated will all be dead...dying for a cause is not a bad thing afterall...I cannot wish you "RIP" because I know you can't rest in peace! It will be futile exercise...