₦airaland Forum

ganisucks:
Truth be said, the DSS should pick up you, and other nairalanders, who are openly calling for Nigerians to disrespect and go against the government. You don't know you are committing treason. A week with the DSS will educate and enlighten you.

so if na u be dss Dg na so u for Dey pick ppl anyhow.How can a matter be before court and u r contempting it.Nawa o

ednut1:
dating app dey there na, enough people to nack dey there na commitment/ relationship scarce . Na relationship/ marriage dey solve most of these abroad loneliness 😬

back then in Nigeria I Dey block road cos traffic just to collect babe number.It was street toasting.Here it’s impossible u can’t even talk to ur Neighbour even though two of u like each other.Everything is on dating app o.u will look very awkward to be talking to anybody one on one.Abroad sweet.U stay in ur house,meet her online?uber her down,una go tidy u Uber her back.

ruffhandu:
i am just curious. Why is it only in the south that riots and protests are breaking out? Or are northerners not in Nigeria? Just curious.

end Sars no hood for north too.Aboki get as them take Dey.

ENGINEERG:
If anyone tells you Peter obi can not win again, tell them he is now sure to win 15states(including FCT) from 36 states. The states are:
Abia
Ebonyi
Enugu
Imo
Anambra
Edo
Rivers
Cross River
Delta
Akwa ibom
Bayelsa
Benue
Plateau
Taraba
Fct.

The core North that obi won't do well, will be majorly divided by 3 candidates( Tinubu, Atiku and kwanswaso) and obi Will get something too.
South West will still be divided too, whereas South east and South south won't be so divided,and obi will get landslide victory there.

so let no person tell you it's not possible again, its so POssible

lol yahoo boys everywhere.How can Obi win delta and akwa ibom.The only south south state he may win is edo.I don’t know how u guys see Okowa.That’s dude is the most dangerous politician in south south he cannot lose delta.

IamBoysonic:
The Diobu region and mile 1 in Portharcourt city currently in chaos over the naira swap policy
Banks are being destroyed and set on fire, people are out on the roads protesting.
Residents living in that region have been advised to stay indoors due to gun shots being heard

Nigeria what way?

by Tuesday or Wednesday inec will make a broadcast that they can’t conduct elections because of insecurity.Nobody will conduct election under such circumstances

IamBoysonic:
The Diobu region and mile 1 in Portharcourt city currently in chaos over the naira swap policy
Banks are being destroyed and set on fire, people are out on the roads protesting.
Residents living in that region have been advised to stay indoors due to gun shots being heard

Nigeria what way?

for Buhari to jump in a plane and travel at this moment shows he’s really taking Nigerians for a ride.I am disappointed

a4cube:
And tinubu too. All of them married Buhari since 2015. Now Buhari is showing his true colour.

yes Buhari is not someone that respect friendship.Buba galadima was his very cloths friend.He believes in new friends

MrEverest:
Urchin, can you bet on this? I'm willing to bet with you for any amount. 200k? 500k?

I know you will still run away just like other urchins always do when they're asked to put their money where their money is🤣🤣

my 1m to ur 500 bros.U ppl don’t know politics

SpecialAdviser:
Edo are not bastards and can never be. They are the engine room of Obidient movement. Oshiomole may have been good to them and deserve senate. But for presidency, its Obi.

Even me, I'm voting different parties at different levels

don’t waste ur vote on Obi.he won’t win.

nairalee:
Oshiomole has been singlehandedly coordinating and stagemanaging Tinubu throughout his rallies. if not for Oshiomole, Tinubu's gaffes would have been worse, sometimes he literally dictates to Tinubu what to say.

Dont be surprised after election he'll be given one of the juiciest positions.

senate president if bat wins.

oluseyiforjesus:
If Osho wins in Edo then Edo people are .........

no man born of a woman can take edo north from osho.

kcnwaigbo:
The same bat who has been wailing all over the place

bros na so life just be.The structure is massive.

caleboxylic:
Peter Obi is the next president of Nigeria.

Congratulations Okwute Ndi Nigeria.

the election is between atiku and bat.Obi is on a comfortable position of 3rd.

Felimax:
Suffering now to enjoy it later!
Leave the policy alone.

u won’t feel it because u are stl eating mama thank ma.

Biodun556:
Emefiele is now Buhari new bride, following him up and down.

the marriage go soon crash.he should ask the like of ameachi that married Buhari before now what came out of the marriage.

fortunateme:
This clown 🤡 again. How can you arrest a sitting governor with immunity?

if u know the amount of codeine reno takes daily u won’t take his post seriously.

kollinz1234:
Who wants to match record of

Drug abuse?

Impersonation

Murder

Corruption

....and balablu


It is only a foolish person that will leave human beings and vote for broom.

yes o we want to bend the country finally,

Praxis758:
Akwa Ibom is a one-party state.

PDP is like a religion in that state.

delta is like that too.it’s not candidates that win elections in this states but the party.

Newton2024:
Unlike coward Wike, Ortom has been straightforward in his dealings with PDP. He always make his stand known without fear or favour. This is not his first time of coming clear on his preference (Obi). Wike thinks he is wise but he is not.

stop insulting someone who has gotten to a level nobody in ur lineage has gotten to.G5 is saying the same thg incase u don’t understand.Southern presidency that’s all.Anybody but not atiku

putin2:
Can bat stay in Apc if he loses? Capital no. He is ͏From A͏D to sdp and others to Apc
Obi is from apga to pdp and LP.

when did u start following politics?6 months ago?

Abujacargirl:
No Sir it can't go for that amount

why na.u be OBIDIENT?

DaddyFreeze2020:
.

wetin be this na

shantti:
My grandma ate fufu everyday and she lived long

we and them no be the same o.I have not left my house in the last 12days because of cold.Those our grandma them life different.

Mindlog:
I know😆

There was a time after downing a plate of it with ogbono soup, I enter bus to another city to go pick up some stuff, I remember I was going through Nairaland on my phone and didn't know when I dozed off.

I woke up and looked around only to see that the driver has gotten to the destination I was to drop off, turn the bus around and had passengers going to the city I was coming from already embarked and on our way!🤣

The driver from the camera saw me asleep and presumed I was one of those homeless people who pay for all-day bus pass and sleep through the hours in the bus.

I just got down at the bus stop which was few minutes walk to my house, empty-handed and quietly went to my bed to continue the sleep, na sleep I sleep, I no kill person.😆😆😆

lol.I don’t think it’s healthy for anybody above 35.D older we get the more we need only light food

Mindlog:
Same fufu that make some feel sleepy 😆

I no Dey touch d thg.if I eat am to get up from the spot I ate it na war.too heavy for my liking

Niceguy06:
Cheaper than at least 80% of all the countries of the world combined. The only problem I have with Nigeria is insecurities, otherwise, Nigeria is good, at least to me and my family

health care too.insecurity depends on what part of Nigeria u are.

SlayQueenIG:
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These pictures are public pictures mostly from upcoming actresses and other popular slay queens(cuties)

no reason pics bro if u stl pull their pant Toto go smell

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lildush:
After using it for years in Lagos. Wat are u putting leather on d seat for

he used it well.appreciate good thgs bro.

Bvlgari:
Lady gets beaten up inside a bus after she said Tinubu will win

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CouevacjCdn/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfud7kanbcA

lol so if say I Dey Nigeria them for don men’s me well well

valentineuwakwe:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2023/02/16/2023-election-i-will-respect-rule-of-law-if-elected-peter-obi/

this man is funny.u didn’t respect rule of law by not doing lg elections in anambra for 8yrs.Very funny con man.

peepydelano:
Wike’s puppet , nobody takes you guys seriously again

it’s not easy to have a puppet even ur dog rejected u