₦airaland Forum

trendyprettygir:
Saw this somewhere and decided to share:

Brb to state mine!

everporate

Lajet:
I want to know how much it will cost me to put thunder protection my house the house is one storey building . The electrician told me it will cost me 387,000 naira because of the dollar rate is too high now. I want to know if it's true which materials will I need to buy.the Electrican also told me that he need to buy wires that he will use connect for each of the 14 rooms to fix the thunder protection

may God have mercy upon me......that money is enough to wiring my uncomplete bbuilding

What's lagos gvment don't understand about mrkt is:if you eject marketrs by force from the mrkt.the spirit of buying/selling will leave that nrkt.where is teju oso now

Macelliot:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/8-killed-zamfara-alleged-blasphemy-islam/

who save the victims?ans Tajudeen.is Tajudeen a christian?Tajuden sacrifice his life and his property for chrisitan man.mr tajudeen is a true picture of Muhamed(saw).

Gmb is most abusive president based on year of govern.all nigerian suppourt Gej from year one to 5.after 5years people go against him.but wailers didn't give pmb breathing space since he became president

onexile:
And yet, Buhari and APC could not win a single ward in the whole of Enugu State where Mbaka came from.

Infact, PDP also won Mbaka and Buhari in Mbaka's ward. No mater how mbaka try, he can never sell APC to Igbos.

If we can reject Ngige with all the good works he did, then who is Buhar?

"if we can reject Ngige with all the good works he did"becos of acronym(apc/pdp)you rejected best candidate who can govern you well.Ibo people needs to wake up

Still love american for understanding,if na 9ja dis kind tin hapend,I trust my nothern people,they go kill any killable tins and destroy any destroyable tins

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Hibezt:
Jos, the capital of of Plateau State today, August 22, witnessed yet another ice rain dropping the temperature to 17°. See more photos after the cut...




https://teacherloaded..com/2016/08/photos-jos-plateau-state-witness-ice.html

I wish the rain turned to dimond

Dogara/saraki and other politician used inec padded result to win election.they needs padded budget to remain in power and recover election investment

Your logic is Just to raise revenue not to sanitize drivers.chngiiiiiiiiiii

musquareni:
Caption these sexy photos of Actress Biodun Okeowo, aka omobutty, despite haven dropped two.

The butt and the tommy are just so presentable!

Even a male fan says:

"I can't have this and look outside" among other funny comments

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJVd3L0hEFM/

nigerian like to promot and encourage indecency

JAYTUNEZ:
ROC Nation star, Tiwa Savage has a very cute mom who has been helping her raise little Jam Jam.. Celia Savage recently marked her new age... Meanwhile baby Jamil is growing so fast...


http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/08/see-tiwa-savages-cute-mom-taking-care.html?m=1

notin like mother care,can she bresfeed him?

PrettyCrystal:
This kind of raw talent needs to be harnessed. This secondary school student reportedly built a five-seater helicopter using locally sourced materials. He designed this right at his backyard in his village in Igala land, Kogi state.

If such a young boy can build this with scarce resources and in an unfavorable condition, imagine what he will do when he has everything at his disposal.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/08/nigerian-student-builds-5-seater.html

what's d meaning of this!does it have any economic value?let's promote what can benefit us not making of toys.

This is time all civil organisation and human right stand up and fight for this voiceless man ,whi named her dog Buhari

Pls my avenger people,don't tempt FG,becos I don't want my region turning to testing ground fro air force.

That one no concern me,can somebodey help brother with decrica of rice?

Pdp is outopiloting

[quote author=jolamos01 post=48595863]Oil prices rose on Thursday with Brent briefly topping $50 thanks to a weaker dollar and a drop in US crude stockpiles, traders said.

Brent North Sea crude reached $50.05 a barrel — breaching $50 for the first time since early last month.

Later around 1230 GMT, Brent North Sea crude for delivery in October was up two cents at $49.87 a barrel following some profit-taking.

US benchmark West Texas Intermediate for September delivery gained 27 cents to $47.06, compared with Wednesday’s close.

“Brent has climbed… to $50 per barrel for the first time since early July, finding support from a weaker US dollar and an unexpectedly marked decline in US crude oil and gasoline stocks,” said Commerzbank analyst Carsten Fritsch.

As a dollar-priced commodity, a weaker greenback makes crude cheaper for those holding other currencies.

The dollar has been impacted by minutes from the Federal Reserve’s July meeting that showed caution over raising US interest rates, dealers said.

US central bank minutes, published Wednesday, coincided with official data revealing signficant declines in US commercial crude stockpiles — signalling a modest strengthening of demand in the world’s top oil consumer.

US crude stockpiles last week fell by 2.5 million barrels and gasoline stocks declined 2.7 million barrels, said the Department of Energy.

Oil prices have hit five-week highs this week, supported by hopes of an agreement between OPEC and non-cartel crude producers to limit excess supplies.

OPEC members and non-OPEC rival Russia are to meet informally in Algeria next month, as reports suggest that OPEC kingpin Saudi Arabia is ramping up production to fresh record levels after an all-time high of 10.67 million barrels per day in July.

Oil price “upside is capped by Saudi’s signals of pumping more oil in August, which could give the kingdom more leverage during talks in Algeria next month”, said EY energy analyst Sanjeev Gupta.

“The oil market will continue to seesaw amid scepticism over the coordinated efforts to stabilise output,” he told AFP.

Source:http://punchng.com/brent-crude-oil-tops-50/[/quote)oil is cursed to 9ja if the price go beyond 50dollar,we are in big problem.pms will increase to 250 per liter

I can imaging situation in village clinic

ericuzor:
By Naomi Uzor
Speaking at a stakeholders’ meeting organised by the Lagos Chambers of Commerce and Industry, LCCI, on CST bill which seeks to levy nine per cent on subscribers for the use of the various communication services, Shittu said the outcome of deliberations on the bill would form the basis of his advice to the President.

The services include voice call, SMS, MMS, Data usage from telecommunication service providers, internet service providers and Pay TV Stations.

He noted that introduction of new taxes without harmonising existing ones would put pressure on the country’s tax system thereby making it unattractive to investors.

According to the minister”This may also be counter-productive in the long run for our targets on broadband penetration. Our ICT Roadmap gives fresh impetus for implementing existing policies and reviewing any that is inimical to the growth of the sector. My focus on any tax regime will be to align any process that will stimulate the economy and also ensure that the tax system is efficient by widening the tax net. It is also to create an effective framework for tax compliance to protect the poor and vulnerable in the society who nonetheless have to use telecoms services for social inclusion and financial services.”

He said that the government’s efforts at increasing its revenue made the bill worthy of consideration.

“I have been reliably informed that the projected earnings from this effort is over N20 billion every month, which is an attraction to the government for funding our budget deficits. I must be quick to say that this government has a human face twined around its decisions,” Shittu said. The minister said that the government would provide an enabling environment for the ICT and telecommunication sector to thrive through the enactment of relevant legislation.

Mrs Nike Akande, President of LCCI called for a friendly tax environment especially in view of the difficult business environment.

“We know that the government is seeking to diversify its revenue base in the light of dwindling oil revenue. But it is also true that the private sector players will like to see an investment friendly tax environment, especially in the light of the prevailing high cost of doing business in the country. It is important to balance these two positions.”

Mr Bimbo Atilola, Chairman, LCCI Taxation and Commercial Law Committee said that the bill negated the principle of neutrality in taxation, as it would affect consumers’ behaviour through reduced spending. He appealed that the passage of the bill be suspended to allow for rapid growth of the telecoms sector, in line with the Nigerian National Broadband Plan.

“If the bill must be passed into law, NASS should make the telecoms sector exempted under VAT Act and the rate reduced from nine per cent to five per cent. There is a need to protect the ultimate interest of the final consumers of the service,” Atilola said.

Mr Taiwo Oyedele, Partner, PriceWaterCoopers said that the N20 billion monthly projected revenue from the bill was unrealistic and based on assumption.

According to him, increased taxation will reduce the consumption pattern of consumers, lower investment in the sector, thereby translating to reduced revenue.

Mr Teniola Olusola, President, Association of Telecommunications Companies of Nigeria (ATCON) said that their members were overburdened with multiple taxation.

He urged the government to discontinue the bill, adding that it would reduce inflow of FDI into the sector, reduce subscribers level of data consumption and affect contribution of the sector to GDP. Engr Gbenga Adebayo, President, Association of Licensed Telecommunication Operators of Nigeria (ALTON) said that the bill if passed into law would retard the growth of the sector.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/nigerians-pay-9-tax-calls-sms-mms-data-others/

I'm paying N50 to cherge my phone every day and u want to impose 9pecent tax on thesame phone Gmb fera God ooo.may God forgive me for voting gej out of power.

Padreo:
i am Damian a student of Federal polytechnic Oko, HND2 computer science. After the lecture, a piece of paper was passed to students for attendance that's when i faced him. i was to write mine then he tapped my arms for me to give him the attendance sheet, i got angry coz i hate being bullied, i declined giving him then we dragged the attendance sheet, he then told me he's going to deal with me, foolishly of me i told he he cant do nothing. After he went i was told he's a Cultist and one of the top. Am scared as hell here...please my fellow nairalanders what should i do? should i go ask him to pardon me??

if u beg him and accept your appology he will iniciate you and its dengrous fOr you

obiremy:
Actually, it is Hollywood/Nollywood movie.  ‘My Watch’ a book written by former president Obasanjo and launched in 2014 has been adopted into a movie.  Earlier yesterday, Nigeria’s US based filmmaker Jeta Amata, American actress Vanessa Martini and Nollywood actor Enyinna Nwigwe met with the former president as they optioned his book.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/08/obasanjos-book-my-watch-adapted-into.html

Alaba boyz are warming up for pirated copies....I trust my ipob brothers, this is paid back time for obj

chimere66:
Despite  Federal High Court order restraining PDP from going ahead with the National Convention billed  to hold today at Sharks Stadium, Port Harcourt, the party seems to be have ignored the court order as the screening of all the aspirants contesting various positions has commenced. Armed security agents are also seen loitering the venue.


A Federal High Court sitting in Abuja on Tuesday issued an interlocutory injunction restraining the People’s Democratic Party from electing officials into its national offices until a substantive application before it is determined. See more photos below;

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/08/photos-seems-pdp-is-bent-on-going-on.html

all those who destroy nigeria will not know peace(individually/party)

labamo07:
This Nigeria Military sef is funny, must they publicise their strategies and tactics before we know they are working?.....................

announcment is part of strategy,they wanted to cought dem runing form the forest

danaiks:
http://tribuneonlineng.com/trumps-musings-nigeria/

fantastically and padedlly ilarious imaginery write up

JAYTUNEZ:
Students of Unilag were treated to a sight of wonder when the ladies of Fagunwa Hall took over the school for their sexy car wash show as they continue to mark their hall week.. See photos below ...


http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/08/unilag-girls-put-on-sexy-show-for-car.html?m=1

See our future leaders,I weep for nigeria.we only copy bad side of western culture not good one.when its raining ,Oyinbo will think about farming,9ja will think about sex.hummmmm

ChangeIsCostant:
This is quite alarming. A report has gone viral online of a woman who died and was buried in 2002 at Epe area in Lagos. According to a witness, due to the recent road construction going on in the area, the woman's corpse was exhumed but guess what, it was found the same way it was buried 14 years ago. This has been trending on Facebook with so any shares and likes...

Read what was shared by the witness below;

Can someone shout a BIG ALLAHU AKBAR.A woman that died for abt 14 years back.And has been berried. they nw went to uproot it,due to the road construction that is going on at epe,unfortunately they met it as it was berried right from year 2002 to now 2016.ALLAHU AKBAR

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/08/womans-corpse-found-same-way-it-was.html

only God know if the woman is saint/not.according to quran :we are from sand and will wil turn back to sand

[quote author=Reediano post=48484093]Source: http://www.yomitech.com/2016/08/gionee-f103-pro-full-specification-and.html

The Gionee f103 pro is one of the latest release from Gionee. This device is actually a mid range device with pretty cool spec's.

The Gionee f103pro plus is an upgrade to the previously released Gionee f103 with a better RAM, camera and also an OS upgrade.

The Gionee f103pro has a 5inch IPS display with a resolution of 720 x 1280 pixels. It has a 5mp front facing camera and a rear camera of 13mp. It also runs on Gionee's amigo 3.2ui which is based on Android version 6.0 marshmallow.

The device is powered by Mediatek MT6735 quad core processor with a clock speed of 1.3ghz and GPU is Mali T720. I'm terms of memory it comes with a 3gb RAM and a 16gb of internal storage which can be further expanded through the micro SD card slot. The only disappointment with this device might probably be the battery which is a Removable 2400 mAh Li-Polymer. That's very slow compared to what Gionee is known for.
You can check out the full specification below.

Gionee F103 Pro Specifications
Technology & Network
GSM: GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900
3G: HSDPA 900 / 1900 / 2100
4G: LTE-FDD B3 / B5 / TDD: B40
SIM Type: Dual Micro SIM

Platform
OS: Android 6 Marshmallow + Amigo OS 3.2

Design
Dimensions: 145.3 x 70.5 x 8.5 mm
Weight: 142g
Display: 5.0 inches, 720 x 1280 pixels, IPS Display with
2.5D Curved Edge Display With Dragon Trail

Protection
Sensors: Accelerometer, Proximity
Build: Plastic
Colours: Gold. White. Gray

Hardware & Memory
Processor Type: Quad-Core 1.3 GHz
Processor Name: Mediatek MT6735
Graphics Processor: Mali T720
RAM: 3 GB
Internal Storage: 16 GB
External Storage: MicroSD card up to 128 GB

Camera
Rear: 13 megapixel autofocus camera with LED flash
Video recording: Yes
Front-facing: 5 megapixel
Multimedia
Music Support: mp3, aac, aac+, eaac+, amr
Loudspeaker: Mono
Video Support: mpeg4, h.263, h.264
FM Radio: Yes

Connectivity
Bluetooth: v4.0
WiFi: Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, Wi-Fi Direct, hotspot
GPS: Yes
USB: microUSB v2.0

Battery
Battery: Removable 2400 mAh Li-Polymer

Price
Launch Price: $266[/quote)grammer is too much,the real koko is price.

mattmogan88:
lolz my church today was like: CHARGE UR PHONES HERE

this must be a village church according to pics,all the phones on the picks is second generation phone.

Most nigerian are not patrotic,even they discriminate our agricultural produce.here in lagos you wilsee nigerian advertse nigeria pineaple as pinapple cutonu,agbalumo Ajase,mango abdjan etc

TheFreeOne:
By Emma Amaize and Perez Brisibe

*Say two suspects, Stanley, Felix seized by NNS Delta not NDA members

. WARRI- THE Niger Delta Avengers, NDA, this morning, confronted the Commander of Operation Delta Safe, Rear Admiral Joseph Okojie and Commanding Officer, NNS Delta, Commodore Joseph Dzunye, asking them to come to the creeks of the Niger Delta, rather than stay in the cities and arrest “sleeper” agents, who they brand as NDA members to curry favour from their superiors.

Spokesperson of NDA, self-styled Brig General Mudoch Agbinibo, threw the challenge in a statement rebutting the claim by NNS Delta commander on Saturday that two suspects, Stanley Tonghan and Felix Miyenminiye, arrested by the navy, few days ago, were members of the militant group.

NDA said that the two suspects were agents working in conjunction with security agencies and were paid N5 million by two leaders (names withheld) to give Nigeria military intelligence on the activities of the group.

The statement read: “We made it clear that the Nigeria military is using sleepers’ agents to track or checkmate the activities and operation of the Niger Delta Avengers. But the more they try, the more they run into crisis with their employed sleeper agents.”

“Stanley Tonghan and Felix Miyenminiye that were arrested and paraded by the Nigeria Navy Delta are few of the sleeper agents working for Nigeria Military in conjunction with (two leaders, names withheld) “The suspects (Tonghan and Felix Miyenminiye) was paid 5 Million Naira to give Nigeria military intelligent on the activities of NDA.

On failing to deliver, the suspects were arrested and tagged NDA members, what a shame? the group said. It added: “Stanley Tonghan and Felix Miyenminiye are not members of NDA we do not know or have any connection with them. The Navy Commanding Office NNS Delta, Warri(Commodore Joseph Dzunve) is trying to impress his boss in Abuja, but arresting sleeper agents recruited by his predecessor.”

“Any criminal arrested is now an NDA member. Since we (NDA) started the struggle, none of our operatives has been arrested. All those in detention in the name of NDA are not part of NDA, the world should know this.

“Nigeria military have not seen embarrassment. NDA will keep embarrassing you because the only thing you are good at doing in the Niger Delta region is arrest and killing of innocent citizens of the Niger Delta in the name of looking for NDA and illegal bunkering.

“If the Nigeria military is serious about arresting NDA let them come to the creeks of the Niger Delta, that is where we dwell not the city. If I (Brig.Gen Moduch Agbinibo) was the Commanding Officer NNS Delta (Commodore Joseph Dzunve) and Commander of the so-called Operation Delta Safe (Rear Admiral Joseph Okojie), I would have been in the creeks instead of sitting at the comfort of my air-conditioned office,” NDA added.

To the elders of the Niger Delta, the group asserted: “Hope it clear to you our elders that the President Muhammadu Buhari- led government is not reliable, reasonable, responsible and not ready to dialogue.”

It said: “Can you tell the world the government official you been dialoguing with? Is it the President? On the other hand, is there any committee that is set up for it? We respect you our elders, as such stop behaving, as the Niger Delta is a seized region and stop acting like you are begging the government for dialogue.”

“The worse the government will do is to bombard our villages and towns in the name of looking for NDA. Therefore, our elders should tread carefully with the Nigeria government,” it pointed out.

Its words: “The reason behind military harassment of towns and villages in the Niger Delta is because NDA have not confronted the Nigeria military in battle. We are not scared in confronting you.”

“The creeks of the Niger Delta belong to us, so defeating the Nigeria military is not hard for us. We have made it clear in many occasions that our business is to cripple the Nigeria economy not to kill military. The Nigeria military should, not we, (NDA) avoiding them, that is a sign of weakness,” the group added.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/meet-us-creeks-avengers-dares-army-navy-chiefs/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

coward,if they realy ready for war,they should disclose their location on the creeks

NigerianSHA:
Superstitious people have a special way of irritating my intellect...That one human dies is Candid Bullshít...Sooo the gods that kill the humans have a territory, if I kill a python in Anambra, I will die in Anambra unless I flee to Somalia?

If I kill a python in Canada, then I am free from the wrath of your "gods". If the said gods existed Don't they love power? Why do they choose to operate in Anambra alone, why can't they kill People that kill pythons all over the world if they care soo much for the pythons.


If you ask me, the ancestors came up with these hoax to protect the Animals...Bless their Thoughts.

nigerian no dey rest,they wiill work till death,after death the will continue working as ancestor