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As if they don cause Africa.

Everything God created is beautiful...you have a purpose of your appearance so be thankful, what of if you dont have hands or legs? I'm not saying those people are bad, in every situations let's be thankful.

You mean person fit own mortuary as biz?...Nawah ooo 9ja I hail ooo...anyway, RIP.

Alepa:
Show us what you eat as lunch .
Or brunch.
Stop saying nonsense.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this .
Even food vendors here in the west sell food inside nylon for people . Stop making a mountain out of an ant hill.
If these kids were given plates and spoons . Many of these plates will be destroyed.
Or . Let’s assume they want to take them back and wash them so the kids can use them again . There’s no way these plates and spoons will be washed clean .
Well. You don’t have to agree with me .
But there’s nothing wrong with this food inside nylon

You are sick...in this modern age you are saying eating in a plastic bags is a good idea, I guess you don't realise kids can easily swallow the plastic bags and that can cause danger.

Small body but big engine.

dancok:
Seen the thread, i wanted to say this is not Nigeria to console myself but i come see d plate number, hmm se no be say na this yahoo go pay me last last sha, hmm

Funny but truth

Offpoint:
Everyone is telling the op not to quit his job, that's what the modern days of slavery call White collar job does to one. it's f your mentality up, it stopped you from taking a risk and break out of your "Circle-Chain" call salary.
Sometimes in life, trying to kill 2 birds with one stone can be disastrous. Sir, if you wanna quit your job, please do. I believe before you might have created this thread you must done your homework properly.
I don't wanna type epistle about this, but all I will say is... if your current job, is slowing down or interfering with your farming dream... quit and channel all your energy into it. Remember life's all about risk.


"If you can risk it, you can achieve it" offpoint 2018

"Life is all about risk"...Naxo my brother talk when he venture into MMM, I warned him but he doesn't listen naxo hin 2m gone till today . Pls, dont see this as an insult just to clarify "Life is a risk" as people says

Back to OP, my brother do your homework very well before u make your final decision...Anyway, all the best.

I suspected foul play against his father...how did he knew they must have used his blood for rituals?

Johntitus:
"Sometimes it's good to die young", said an old man to me. This life is just crazy. RIP young man. There's no reason to start cussing your killers. Let them enjoy themselves. An Ibo proverbs says, I don't care nah for person wey e never reach him side.

I think you are sick...must you talk?

samysmoothfresh:
The thin silk material no even cover her vagina well


meanwhile, she's a hoe, but she's hot

Bro!..which side u wan stand?

I'm actually looking for a website designer but with what u said first I'm not giving u the job

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EzeDiEgo1:



Why must you leave a man that invested heavy on you.

She should go and thank God she survived her wickedness.

God have mercy on any woman that will try this kind rubbish on me after investing my money and time on her. I will not only cut the girl to pieces but burn her alive.

You girls think is easy to be a man.

Disgusting women

You are not a human.

NwaChibuzor:
what I love about this asians is the hairy pussy they keep. Hairy pussy is sweeter than shaved pussy.

Hehehe...bro, I swear u r a cow, a big one.

N5000 insurance (annual) premium can only cover u when ur headlamp or brake light is damage in an accident that is when u have time to claim yeye insurance damages. Some people even print out the old ones and put recent date incase when suffer head police officers stop them on the road...for genuine insurance, u can't pay nothing less than 20-50k when u covert it to niara (monthly) premium, that's how it works in UK if u want to be driving.

I told u guys "WAR" is different than Crises ooo u think say i dey joke...that one was still crises if u see WAR una go fear fear.

If den carry ur case come here ur own don finish...imagine the condition of court wey decide ur case wey look like this con imagine the kin jail den go sent u go...9ja i bow ooo.

Mini Cooper is not a luxury car mate. I guess the reason while u said that is bcoz we don't use that brand in Nigeria... permit me to say this pls, I live in Manchester and mini Cooper is like golf 3 in uk.

well... if your father-in-law na Dangote or Otedola and ask you same question i know you wont hesitate. You see your life? wen u wan marry u dey prostrate like lizard now they don give you wife finish u dey feel like say dey wan dey control u...sheraye?

nothing wrong in giving out ur number as a married woman...continue! you hear? Eranko.

Igbo's can NEVER learn from their past mistakes...Chris Nngige should have been the Senate president by now had been they voted for APC in the past election. They need to learned how politic works.

That's good.

CodedExtra:
Cristiano Ronaldo today signed a new contract extension with Real Madrid until 2021, a deal that is worth a mind-boggling £500,000 per week. Here are more photos from the press conference as shared by the footballer on his Instagram page…

Congratulations to him...

Source: http://www.codedextra.com.ng/photos-from-cristiano-ronaldos-new-500k-per-week-contract-signing-today/

£365k not £500k while Gareth Bale signed new 6 yrs deal at rate of £350k/week last week.

midolian:
Is "she" "female"?

Yes...he, she.

mroop:
He sarcastically captioned the photo
,
“The moment I realise I need to
purchase MORE bullets for my
double barrel. #ygf @jjjcutie”




cc lalasticlala fynestboi

I'm sure if the guy see Dangote or Adenuga son come closer to his daughter story go change.

Young03:
The woman no do well

BT if the small girl start to dey thief meat now

hmmm

I wonder what she will Starr stealing in future

maybe na so diezani madueke take start

I guess she doesn't feed the poor girl well that's why she stole the piece of meat...imagine a child you feed very well won't have stomach to put any food again...moreover, her children are looking healthy while the poor girl look unhealthy.

Insect might have die in ur ear while sleeping....consult ur doctor.

EOOJ:
Omor this guy dey vex o

Washington DC –

US business mogul Donald Trump has put Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe and Ugandan President on notice, vowing to deal with them ruthlessly when he ascends to Presidency.

Speaking while addressing war veterans in Washington, Trump warned other like minded dictators who want to die in power, that their time is up and its just a matter of time before they face justice.

“I want to reiterate here before America’s greatest heroes that I will not condone any dictatorial tendencies exhibited by dictators around the world especially the two old men from Zimbabwe and Uganda”

Mugabe and Museveni must be put on notice that their days are numbered and that I am going to arrest them and lock them in prison. If the past American administrations have failed to stop these two despots, I will personally do it”

Mugabe and Museveni have given the world enough troubles and its about time someone puts to an end all these madness for peace to prevail” said an unapologetic Trump.

If Obama fears them, I will never fear them. If clinton and Bush feared them, If the Pope kneels before them, I will never be reduced to that level. I will never be cowed. I promise to clean all the political mess around the world and promote international justice,” added Trump arrogantly.


http://www.africacradle.com/2016/01/03/donald-trump-vows-i-will-lock-museveni-and-mugabe-in-prison-if-i-become-president/

He shouldn't forget to put the Queen of England to jail too.

sauceny:
Friday Anyim must have watched/played too many of Mortal Kombat series,which made him carry out this animanity like a Night Wolf with an axe

Lol :-)

PhonePlanet:
Oh yes! The said Android takes up 75% of shares in the mobile world, but how come Apple still makes more money from iPhone than these android companies?

There are many reasons to that which includes the 'one vs hundreds' thing but I just want to talk about one reason today, hopefully someone would learn something.



The reason is "TARGET CONSUMERS"

Leave phones, let's face business! I personally does not know much about business because I'm a science guy but my mom does, she finished as an accountant, and I do learn from her. One thing she told me is when starting up a business, you must have a target consumer! You can't sell to everybody.

You see, Apple has this, Apple target is "the rich and willing to spend" whereas Android manufacturers target "Everybody". So this is why Apple would take their time and build a device the rich would want to see, feel and use! This is why the Iphone from day 1 has always looked and felt premium, and obviously more expensive than most phones.

We all may argue that ios or the iPhone does not do so many things, but this is because it was not built for so many people, Apple instead of adding features upon features, concentrated on performance, less issues and customer support. In other words they build a device looking at what a rich man would want in phone. Note, a smaller target! This has made it far easier for them to have less issues, increased performance and best customer support, cos they don't have to built something for a wide range! Doing this makes you add more features and options, thereby reducing performance, support and increasing issue.

Take for example! Have you seen a man with just one child? Compare him with a man with seven children! With all things being equal, that one child would be brought up well to the parents taste or the way the parents wants a particular person or group of people, let's say their family members, to see that child than the seven children. That once child would "perform" better, "gain more support" and "give the parents or the family members less headache" than the seven, And the family with one child end up being richer than the one with 7. All things being equal again.

Think of it! A rich man won't care about battery life when he can always have power supply or far higher resolution screen when he does not watch movies on his phone, after all, a rich man should have a laptop, a TV with cable, and stroll down to the cinemas to see any movie he wants! And so on. Therefore, the first choice of phone for majority of rich men, is the iphone!

Android manufacturers on the other hand wants to make a phone for every and every human being in the world! Thereby adding a lot of features and options! And releasing numerous devices (like giving birth to 10 children). Making devices for the poor, and for the rich too! They can't give the rich as much performance and support, and they can give the poor an affordable device that truly speaks value for money and still does well, create a name, and own a specific market, NO! So each android manufacturer plays a game of risk each time they put out a phone! Will they buy? Will they not buy? Because of lack of focus or target, they don't have specific fans or consumers and always try to create a better phone each year to win the heart of a buyer! Therefore there is no grantee you can make all the money! Cos there would always be a set of people that prefers the other phone than yours!

On the other hand apple has created fans for themselves. Most people call the "iSheep"

This is why fans queue up to buy the new iphone, no one queues for android devices cos there are no fans! Even you reading this now claiming you are a fan, by the time another android manufacturer drops a better device, you will be the first to switch!

If apple fans and target consumers(the rich) takes up 30%, apple makes 30% of the total money in the industry, meanwhile hundreds of Android manufactures shares the remaining 60%, dragging for each single body with different tactics, different phones, no target, no fans.

If one android company can settle, set a target of let say probably the poor! Which is about 40%, meet it and create loyal ship, it might make more money than apple.

This is the same reason The google nexus sells more than other android phones in countries that its available in. And why "android one" project is doing so well, its because they have target consumers. One android manufacturer that came out with a target is "One Plus" and in just 2 years and only 3 phones in the market it is already one of the world most popular brand and made more sales than most android companies than has been existing for years, even still that their phones are sold via invitation only. Imagine if it was open to the market! That's how it works!

If you are thinking of starting a business, especially if it making of Phones, or just wondering why apple makes more on iphone than android companies do in android phones, I hope you have learnt something and I did not just make noise.

I gave my iphon 4s to my 2 years old girl to use as toy cos I regret buying it...iphone is f**kin boring and not friendly user...pls, don't tell me I'm POOR oo.

Set her up bro.... employ another male worker in her field and tell the girl to always report to him before the final work reach your table, make sure ther person is a no nonsense man, I know she will want to rude to that person and that's where you will come in by giving her warning letter, after three warning letters you FIRE her.

Don't forget to react to her simple mistakes base on work so that her warning letter go quike reach three.

Thank God say the girl no gree for you bro, the matured version go gree so that 1 naira u no go gain from that your business...this is what happen when u mix pleasure with business.

[quote author=horexy post=41069560] Very true and it's so annoying
'Am' is an auxilliary verb...it can't start a sentence while 'I'm' is the shorter form for or an abbreviation of 'I am'.
I wonder why most pple throw the 'I' away.
For example: 'I am eating' shouldn't be 'am eating' cos it wouldn't make sense if u shorten 'she is eating' to 'is eating'

[/quote

Ontop 40 wey u & op manage score for GNS, na now una know say I'm & Am no be the same thing enh?

I BET you, this guy called Oliseh will fail... Things are not handle this way, even though you wan to handover the captainship band to another person he should have apply wisdom not saying it publicly that he doesn't want someone who's nearly to his retirement or thinking of what to do after been retired, Eyeama doesn't deserve that. Moreover, Oliseh is not in the best position to say all these course we all know him to be a very RUDE player when he was playing for Eagles so someone should please call him to order before he digg his grave finish.