₦airaland Forum

Lionnation:
you dont have sense
Let mtn try and disconnect my registered line linked with my bank account, then I will milk them dry

Oga how u wan take milk dem dry?

Explain in two lines.

Just to let you know, that SIM card remains the property of the telco provider.

You only paid for rental.

Go and read that epistle you ignored on your SIM pack.

Oh my God!

U c dat 'maimai' prepared with red oil oh lord.

u go first use spoon slice the extra for the top to take water the mouth first

Na d down part nai all d goodies dey accumulate. He dey comot with the shape of the tin.

Oritz Wiliki

Tracks

Ambush
Ten commandments
Rain drops
Tribulation
Judgement day
Heart of stone
Religion is politics
Fight the fire.

UrPapa:
shut up u lying agbado urchin
FYI, anambra can never be flooded. Do you know the amount of infrastructure Obi has laid down to tackle that? Or you think Anambra is mate to your glorified Lagos ghetto that’s always ravaged by flood

Like Gregory, like his lying supporters.

https://guardian.ng/news/anambra-flood-14000-refugees-lament-as-death-toll-rises-to-17/

https://punchng.com/tears-pain-as-300-flood-submerged-anambra-communities-fear-food-scarcity/

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/10/nema-confirms-1-dead-651000-displaced-in-anambra-flood/

You have successfully dished a lie today.

Oh you mean one more to garnish it?

Hell no!

Dis one na Lastborn skit na.

The guy on white.

Riversides2003:
If there is award for the most useless governor, that should go to the ogun state governor Depe Abiodun.

No!

Samuel of Benue should bag this.

That guy is a monumental disaster. A proud failure.

All he does is wail on national TV over herdsmen. If he is not doing this on a lucky day, he is somewhere neck deep in party politics.

Have you seen him commission huge projects like his fellows?

He has so perfected the act of deceit and sadly, the good people of Benue state seems to be falling for this.

free2blast:
Omo you don old. You don forget Mr Oseni too. AKA Chest Out. But Mr Popoola na the "Enfant Terrible" of them all. Na Agric Science the man dey teach.

If Mr Popoola dey assembly at least three bags of illegal shoes and sandals must full before assembly finish.

Even if boko Haram enter school e not fit scatter like when Mr Popoola enter, everyone go matey.

Once you have defaulted as a student and Mr Oseni is drafted to manage your case, aside God, only Buba Marwa - the then military administrator of Lagos State could save you.

His dress sense can be likened to that of Adams Oshiomhole during his days as NLC president

AdemolaA2:
This slim S.U chemistry teacher too . Forgotten his name now .. I feared that man to my teeth ..

He was nicknamed 'Oku ni o'.

Oku ni o was coined from his usual heart-wrecking message before knocking you down with his analog flogging skill.

His impatient to see you drenched in pain was evident from his decision to combine two 'pankere' and ferociously unleash them with his save-for-last strength.

I once caught him grasping for breath after some 20 minutes flogging session.

I was like baba, no go kill yourself for students and government mata. I was silent about it though. You should know why

Mr Popoola of Alimosho Grammar School in the late 90s.

The very same Fulani they so detest?

We told them!

E don dey clear.

Him name carry 'of' join body.

Nyamuri:
Nyamuri Pandora wan talk

See him dishing our wrong statistics with enviable confidence

obynzo:
Has anyone noticed that before if it was pre 2015 era. You will see our politicians in a show of fake humility pretending to be one with the people. You will see displays like Sanwo Olu plaiting hair, the samething with Rotimi Amaechi, Aisha Buhari frying Akara, Oshiomhole buying roasted corn by the roadside. But now it has changed because Peter Obi has changed the dynamics of campaign, that is why they don't like him, because now they are under pressure to be sincere and tell us what their plans are, which 100% they don't have

Yes!
He has changed the dynamics of campaign.

He did a phenomenal job changing it this way.

lhordspy:
Emeka i put it to you. You are a Daft boy. No be only Asphalt, na fast and furious.

Shows us pictures and stop giving us lies and tales. Where are obi's project commissioning pics??

You have talked too much.

Here you have it.

Oh lord.

I use to represent my school miming this song in "Press Day" usually hosted by different schools.

E don tey o

Can still mine from top to bottom

preciousmetals:
Bending down is different from kneeling down, Igbos don't kneel down for nobody

Deh Layanus Mba.

We understand lies are free but let's be careful.

Uglybwoi:
Apt. Whether, atiku, tinubu, or obi. The earlier Nigerians realize that our problem lies with our mindset, the better for us. There is something deeply wrong with the average Nigerian, myself included

Perfect!

Make Americans and Nigerians swap country make u c d difference.

Within 3 wks, u go bigin c development here n dia for Naija but u c dat American, 4 days is too much, dem go bring am down.

Those elected public officials are from the people.

They are a reflection of the very environment they come from.

Make we dey deceive awasef dey go.

If d larger part of the people no ready to change for the better den expecting Nigeria to reach d level of even Spain in the next 50 years is like hoping one day, egg go break rock.

Are we ready to have a change of mindset?

For Nigerians of today, capital NO.

So na to do d calculation.

Nyesom na man u b.

He represents pain to all IPOB miscreants.

ppogba:
Because he is part of the office gossip he is condemning.

After all,.the details of the BM' s stolen car was not sent to him in an official memo.

epondudu:
If it is Nigeria you guys will be shouting upadan.
#Policearehumantoo#

U go dey hia this can never apun in America.

bastardmod:
You're talking to the same people who had umaru musa yaradua as their hero.

Na una dey do religious bigotry no be us.

Who calls his fellow human being Arne No be una

So the whole noise of Biafra or Hellfire is only a charade anyway.

Never knw Zoogeria is dis loved and valued by you pple.

We knw the reversed mode you took after Atiki/Obi couldn't make it to Aso.

Ona eyes go soon clear!

Parachoko:
No one is complaining about the black mark on his forehead

God bless you.

I have waited so long to hear one complain about the dot on his head but none...

So a man with a black dot can ever b dia sweet bride?

D very same pple dey so detest?

They are never to be taken seriously.

Know this and know peace.

So na awa own IGBINedio or onIGBINde oyibo dey gee bad names laidis?

To dem, every bad tins na from Africa.

Peacecore:
Why calling Ikpazu among all d governor's. U r looking for vawulence oo

Ikpeazu is a Super performer where you have Otom of Benue state.

Oh God! That guy is a failure who is so proud of a disaster he is

If I b opposition goal keeper n dis gial b striker, na make my country forget about qualifying for world cup cos she go net tire.

Tareq1105:
I keep asking for Obi's legacies in Anambra State for 8 yrs and no one has been able to convince me. We need to know before we think of handling Nigeria and Nigerians over to him. I'm a happy supporter of Asiwaju but I'm a very objective person. Thank God both were governors for 8 yrs in their respective states. Let's examine and analyse their achievements.

Search no more!

Saint Obi turned Anambra to Dubai using this legacy.

mine85:
Paid touts. Foolish people.

You are very right.

When they were being paid.

dapolaw:
Chin zon wo polling unit Ward 11. China.
Town
APC = 004
PDP= 007
Labour Party = 40,600
SDP = 54.

For recognizing the man of the moment, Oya take

harbarzzy:
Same way south south and east is filled with hungry people who sells their future to PDP

You are right.

A buyer with many sellers.

No ooo!

Dem b Dee eis eis.

We told dem.

Dem gree? No!

Dem don gree now?

Eyes don dey clear small small?

Yes.

Anyway...

When Obi was doing the do