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what an irony... this same guy that makes people laugh until em forget their sorrow and worries now dead as a result of HBP.... chai na waa for this life! really something must kill a man.
RIP bros.. death a common factor after all. we only pray to leave and possibly fulfill our purpose of creation before embarking on this journey of no return.

well am nat shocked this is coming from akwa ibom those guys nearly escaped living in stone age while others are in the 21st century. if nat for Godswill akpabio who did his best to let Nigerians and the world know about akwa ibom I wonder what would've become of them by now perhaps more backward than EB.... state. what kinda electioneering strategy is this one now. ooh my God!

no wonder Nnamdi could nat use any other word than ZOO and we got him arrested shouting prosecute him... kill him... jail him for life...
ain't these people and their political elites acting like animals? who fortunately are habitants of the supposed zoo?

emmyw:
How To Score Very High In JAMB/UTME Examination
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Exams are extremely stressful events in everyone’s life, and the only way to deal with them satisfactorily is to be well-prepared, Motivation is an important factor that would help you to study well for your exams. This is not an art or a big technique. It is as simple as your need to feed yourselves everyday.


Scoring a high mark in the UTME exam is not as difficult as most students think it is , it all depends on you ability to prepare well and heed to simple instructions. This tips will guide you on how to prepare well and achieve success in your UTME exam.

==>>Utilize the Early Morning Hours:
Lose an hour in the morning, and you will be all day hunting for it. ~Richard Whately

It has scientifically proven that our brains work at its best during the early morning hours. The freshness that you feel in the morning time, can be found nowhere in the rest of the day. During the morning, you can study some subject whichever you feel is complicated, because the grasping power of the brain will be more during this time. The point is, once you gain confidence in a difficult subject, you can easily go on with other subjects and excel without much effort.

Note: Don’t try doing this, resting on your down comforter or trying to study beside someone who is having a good sleep in the early morning, because undesirable psychological effects can overtake you.

==>>Avoid Exam Anxiety/Overcome Your Fear :

One of the main reasons why students fail their UTME exams is because of FEAR! They’re not really afraid of the exam itself, what they are actually afraid of is FAILURE!! They’re afraid of the consequences that awaits them if they fail they exam.

As a student , if you really want to pass the UTME exam , then you must overcome your fear!!. Look at the UTME exam as a roadblock between you and 10 million naira, remove that entity of fear in you and push that roadblock out of your way to glory!!

==>>Study Regularly/Everyday :

Researches has shown that 60% of nigerian students don’t read , which has been one of the major reasons why the nigerian education sector has continued to dwindle.


The brain can give out information ONLY when you input data in it , so the more you read the more knowlege you get and that improves your chances of passing an exam. As a student , study hard and prepare well for your exam. Forget all the luxries and focus more on inputing data into your brain!. Spend at least 4 hours of your day reading , read according to JAMB’s syllabus and focus more on areas where questions are most likely to come from.

==>>Associate Yourself with Good and Hardworking People:
It is true that friends play a significant role in shaping your career. When you associate yourself with bad and irresponsible people who care the least about their education, it is likely that they may rub off on you. The positive waves from good and hardworking friends, will motivate you to study well.

==>>Answer Past Questions Regularly:

Its always good to know the area and mode at which questions are being set, Get past questions of the previous years and try to answer them. Get familiar with their question asking pattern. Every past question has a 3/5 chance of been repeated. Doing this will help you a lot.

==>>Work More On Your Question Answering Speed :

You don’t have all day to answer a question!. Jamb gives you limited time to answer a question , therefore , it is essential for you to work on your question answering speed. On average you have about 60 seconds to spend on a question. Spending more than 60 seconds would slow you down and leave you lagging behind. Don’t delay yourself on a question , if you didn’t get the answer to a question , skip it and move on to the next question. You can always go back to the ones you didn’t do.

==>>Choosing The Right Answer/Option In The Multiple Choice Question :

This is where students fall into jamb’s trap. The UTME exam is one of the most Tactical exams in nigeria. Its is very tactical but yet easy. The answers are somehow look a-likes. You have four options A B C D , and out of those 4 A And B looks Correct. The real answer is staring at you but you’re too blind to see it!. What do you do in this kind of situation?


If you’ve really prepared (read alot) then it becomes easy for you. In this kind of situation , the first thing to do is to eliminate!! Eliminate the incorrect answers and leave your self with the ones that are most likely to be correct. Afterthat , look carefully at the options once more and try to relate them to the question that was asked. You’ld definately find one that corresponds to your question , pick that one as your answer!!.

Don’t…

>>Procrastinate your course of study.
>>Keep your cell phones and other gadgets while you are studying. They consume all your time without your knowledge.
>>Get intimidated if your friends are running ahead of you.
>>Miss the lectures of good and efficient teachers.
>>Let anyone say that you cannot do it.

Thats all readers , hope you found this useful. You also need to have luck and you need to be prayerful!.
Source: http://www.ngschoolz.com/how-to-score-very-high-in-jambutme-exam/

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unstableaswater:
Very welcomed development, Ambode is working.


He must demolish all the other markets, he must not stop until the last market is demolished.



If Ambode ever stop demolishing markets, then they will bury him in the market that day.



We have told them to set up business in the East and leave Lagos.


Ambode make all of them return home. U HAVE MY SUPPORT, DEMOLISH ALL THE MARKETS.

I look into the eyes of most Yoruba people like you and I see flaming hatred for the igbos it's unfortunate but one thing is sure my brother.... if u like destroy all the market in Lagos where d igbos operate their businesses U can't stop their progress. they're destined to be successful. if the civil war did not stop them from spreading abroad progressively and compete gallantly in all ramifications then I dant think destroying their business will stop them.
you have from time immemorial seen the igbos as traits nat because they are harmful but because you sure know you lack whatever it takes to compete with them.
it's been proven that over decades now your people suffer IGBOPHOBIA. Self inflicted envy and hatred for the igbos but one funny thing is... the igbos knows this but they no dey look your face... they keep soaring amidst your hostility. if they leave Lagos for you, u will never flourish because you are lazy, envious, backbite and arrogant. how would they even look your face when they know you even unleash these same evil habits upon your fellows how much more one from another tribe. These are success limiting factors and they are inherent in you, we all know that.

These are jast for your hate speech.


Well as for the market I sure know and believe Lagos state must have issued several communique to the effect of their relocation because I learnt a new market was built but negligence and nonchalance I believe ruled over them probably they were considering the effects of relocating to the new place. but then this time of the year is really a bad time to do this. my heart goes out to those who must have lost their life investments to this. it's nat easy but jast know that you are igbo WE NEVER SAY DIE WE MULTIPLY.

IF SOUTH AFRICA COULD NAT STOP THE IGBOS................

Love Machine:
The price of the.commodity ought to be lower than that,given that,it's a natural resources.Government officials get these commodity for free while we pay through the nose to have it.

oya go carry raw crude put for ur motor u hear? dumb statement!

aieromon:
Fluke goal

fluke winning..... nkita ofia

God punish poverty!!! and i pray God give us the wisdom to overcome poverty.... it has caused many havoc... a terrible disease indeed.

i've been wondering why all these! honestly.... come to think of it I strongly believe the said headies award is for best singer Abi rapper and nat for the best noise maker in my humble opinion lil kesh is jast a fortunate noise maker who steps into d studio rolls out club beat and follow along with all manner of trash and shouts in Yoruba language dant think I would be far from the truth to say he doesn't write lyrics the likes of Terry G etc that's why their hit songs doesn't last more than 3 months I bet to say that outa say 100 hit songs from Nigerian stars in a year only about 5% make good meaning the rest are trash jast beat gan.
reekado may nat be the best but then he is better than lil kesh.... same way we preferred PMB over Jonathan.




be lyrically inclined and see how far u go if u guys dant know we ur fans are tired of the shits u roll out most often called hit trash. why nat take from 2face most of his old tracks still rock on...

this guy is jast forcing this government to making mockery of itself ... much hilarious

first he made them fall to his plan of given his movement group sudden popularity and recognitions

secondly he bounced being tried in Nigerian law court claiming he has no confidence on their judgment and rulings forcing a judge to step down off the case.

now he's forced them once again to come up with this childish propaganda em nat surprised anyway afterall the Buhari lead administration is built on fallacy lies and delusional ideologies.

he jast have to be released but these idiots are playing to gallery I think APC need learn how to play politics/handle national issues from PDP if that should be the only thing worthy of emulation from PDP.

easier said than done... many hope lifting promises are being made by our government year in and out so this isn't a surprise to me it's a normal game of tell em what they want to hear. looting goes on....

no doubt we gat good heads who can or had come up with great policies here in the zoo.. ooh sorry Nigeria but then the politics of these wonderful policies is where the NIGERIA problems lies. let's develop the attitude of being sincere and honest to our selves by this way Nigeria maybe better.

with this ur post @OP I already have an understanding of d kinda lady you are... and I love such personality.

get a car dear but dant go for a big one jast a cute and fuel economy car. any correct dude with good brain that come to you will definitely appreciate and respect you. knowing that u didn't get d car to show you've arrived but for your comfort.

amunkita:
Ajuju Ndi mmuo..

Babe some will say don't buy..
Some will say buy, that such a man has Low Self Esteem..

But verily I say unto you, if u buy a car nd an expensive one to match ur status it's good but know this, u ve increased ur market price or oyibo people will say Self worth or Value..

Now what u will attract re Men with great Ballz which make up 10% of Nigerian Men..

What of a situation u ain't so lucky to grab one knowing that 5% of such men will like a girl they feel they can provide with all goodies of Life without Challenge..

So babe u re Left with 5% of the Real Men with Balls, 75% of Normal Nigerian Men nd 15% of Gold Diggers...


So Babe do which that favors you knowing that a Real African Man(75%) would not like perception from the public that His wife is the boss..

hmmm some people are really guru to analyzing situations... you gat ma thumbs bro..

oooh loving this guy d more what an intelligent and smart response telling the buharis lead government again that they disrespects the rule of law.... what a brave man.. a rare gem indeed.

I = intelligent
G = gallant
B = brave
O = Organised

chai! nwanne to God Obi na atomuto na abum nwafo igbo... owee gi iwe tinyisi na otule Buhari.

hmmmm I foresee naija economy crashing d more as ijaw youths would resort to blasting the oil pipelines oooo.. naija government should trade carefullyoooo

IGBO Kwenu! I greet una specially... so obvious he must have come the east.. born hustlers.

nice one.... OP abeg add this.. picking of nose with their fingers most guys even do this shit.

the government of we WILL... WE WILL Ok naa well I can't be that gullible to believe this I only believe Nigeria would be better someday.

Futo rocks! igbo boys Kwenu! mbaise kwezuenu!.. ooooo!!

madness in disguise... Na who em wan deceive. the juju power wey em dey use don nack am apako finally.. first degree madness noni.

STILESGANG:
You guys free dbanj abeg!the guy has paid his dues,no one stays at the top forever.

oooohkkkk.. no wonder ## on top of d world!.... av seen d world... pay ma dues... think I get it now.

chai.. How d mighty has fallen.. well that's what u get when u bite the finger that feeds you. the consequence of dbanjs face off ati disobedience with his boss boss don baba is still hunting him massively.

with this news it shows dbanjs days is fast winding up. imagine dbanj accusing this small boy of yesterday whose tracks so far is much more better than anything that ever come from dbanj. olorun ma je.

@OP I guess it must have done on you that we have enlightened guys here on nairaland... u can't sell deceit here! maybe sellable at your village but nat here....

sorry.... for your end time post.

please someone should help me beg oshomole to keep insulting this woman for me... whom God has blessed.....

wonder why we Nigerians atimes despise orderliness and compliance to laws and regulations.

@OP what problem do u have with this now? is Huawei your father's company that you exceed your break hour? eating while you should be working?. abeegi! get serious joor!

I hereby extend my gratitude to ZERRAY, adebayo and others for their various piece of advice and insights which was monumental to my success.

I confirm to you that my interview with Agro traders was a success and i have been given an offer letter, to resume as soon as possible.
you guys are wonderful.

nat to forget the God of eleventh hour to whom I return all the glory.... may His name remain exalted!

funny though but it only reminds me of Nigerian senators.... haha

kiwi992:
Hi All,


Talking about SAP, yes, the explanation given is correct.  I just need to elaborate on what's already been said.

I have a solid hands-on experience in using the SAP R/3 4.6C software, as well as implementing the SAP R/3 4.6C IDES software on my desktop (at home), whilst preparing for the SAP Financials Consultancy course, a few years ago, before I was involved in a serious motorbike accident. 

SAP is a German enterprise resource planning (ERP) product.  The company is based in Waldorf.  It is a world-class product, to say the least.  A great but very complex product with well over one thousand and twelve (1012) modules in it.  These modules span from BASIS, Financials, Logistics, APO, Business Warehouse, SAP Projects, Sales and Distribution (SD), Materials Management (MM), Customer Relationship Management (CRM), Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) and so on, as as well as various industry solutions such as Gas, Oil, Chemicals to name but only a few.  You name it and SAP has got it.  Newer products are constantly being added whilst others have been dropped, due to the emergence of new technology.  

Back in 2004, I did a write-up about RFID at SAP's Discussion Forum, as the technology was new then (even though old in origin).  I would say that I was, at that time, considered to be the RFID guru (but not anymore), as the technology is getting mature.

As I said, I have solid hands-on experience in implementing SAP R/3 4.6C IDES on my PC, in preparation for the mySAP Financials Consultancy training. 

In my own opinion, the SAP Consultancy course as run by SAP Academy is far too short to enable the participant acquire the necessary skills to pass such a demanding examination.  You can definitely pass the exams if you take your time to train for it at home.  However, just remember that you would need to acquire the all-important hands-on skills before you can even dream of passing it.  So, here's what I suggest that you do.

You MUST:

1.  Acquire the necessary HANDS-ON SKILLS by using the IDES ECC 6. 

This is a training software as used by the SAP Academies worldwide, to enable course participants acquire the necessary hands-on skills.  It is an actual SAP software but already pre-loaded with live data.  Without this, you will NOT pass the exams!  Be warned that this is not a theoretical exam that you can blag your way through.  You need to have the practical experience of using the SAP R/3 software.  Take it from me because I know.  All the better, if you have access to SAP at your place of work.   The exams are very hard but you will pass if you adopt the right training methodology.

This is not a course (or exams) for the faint-hearted!!  The rewards are massive when you qualify.  I have a friend that comes to the UK from Malaysia and works as an SAP Consultant and makes mega bucks.  She's here every three months or so.

2.  Use the official SAP Academy training material.

You must beg, borrow or steal them (literally), if you really mean business about training for this certification.  It's always better to learn from the source.  The SAP academy training material are the official course manuals from SAP AG, Germany.

3.  Relevant background

Ensure that you only train on a module that is consistent with your professional or academic background, else you would be wasting your time.

4.  Strong computer skills

This is essential because you'll be customising the IMG - a core element of the SAP R/3 software.

5.  Understanding of business processes

Again, without a solid knowledge and understanding of business processes, you will definitely struggle with SAP R/3.   

Please take note of all what I've said here because I have a first-hand experience of this global product.  SAP Consultants are in high demand all over the world, albeit that the demand for such Consultants has somewhat peaked in view of the fact that many western countries are upgrading now, instead of a fresh implementation of the product.  That said, Nigeria would most definitely need SAP Certified Consultants to implement the product in those big industries.

I often used to wonder as to why no-one here ever showed an interest in SAP (or indeed, really mentioned it before now).  SAP Certified Consultants are the money men and women of this world.  It is really a worthwhile qualification - far better than any out there.

In the name of Nairaland.




kiwi992.


NB:

The name SAP is pronounced as 'es-ay-pee' (but not 'sap'), if you see what I mean.

hello kiwi please reach me on elchewapi@gmail.com ASAP need to discuss more with you.

zerray:
it is, I hv a frnd that works there

@ zerray please can you tell me the more you know about the coy? elchewapi@gmail.com

zerray:
it is, I hv a frnd that works there

@ zerray please can you tell me the more you know about the coy?

hahahaha... can't stop laughing @ number 5 freaking dumb question. huh! I remembered being asked such and I hurriedly replied.. "ooh it's blue! and she asked again... what's blue?
me: your pant is blue.. d rest was..

number 10 is quite matured.

this is the mail I received this morning for an interview with Agro Traders, dant know how genuine it is.


Good Morning,

 

I want to thank you for your recent application for employment with our Company Plantation Industries Limited Akure.

It is my great pleasure to inform you that an interview has been scheduled as follows:

 

Date: Friday 20th & Saturday 21st of November, 2015

Time: 10:00am

Location: Prince Afolabi Obasuyi Street, Plot 2, Block XLIII, Alagbaka G.R.A Akure.

Contact Name: Fisayo (HR Officer)

Mobile No: 08023355446

 

Please come along with originals of all available credentials including FSLC, WAEC/NECO, OND, HND, BSC, BIRTH CERTIFICATE, NYSC discharge certificate/Exemption certificate and other Professional certificates. Proof of employment in the last 5 years, last pay slips and birth certificate.

 

If you are unable to maintain this appointment or if you have any questions please call me on the Number provided above.

 

Thanks.

 

Fisayo Ogunleye

HR/Admin

Tel: 08023355446

Email:fisayoogunleye@agrotraders.net

used to call it kosi... or okwe