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BlackAfrican:
And over 800,000 people still applied for 10,000 job opening in the Nigerian Police Force. Na wa for we country o

obiremy:
See the 'brain scattering' exam question a lecturer allegedly set for his students in UNIBEn.

Make UNIBEN students no worry,Trezzy Blog dey.If I see this kind question,bros I don chop collapse be that


Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/07/see-brains-scattering-examination.html

ENDTIMEISNEAR:
Nigeria’s president, Muhammadu Buhari, has been subjected to both praise and criticisms since he took over power last year from ex-President Goodluck Jonathan. The goodwill Buhari received from majority of Nigerians seems to be waning as the day goes by as reality sets in for both the president and the populace.

A recent rating of the president suggested that his popularity has plummeted to an all time low of 39%. This has been the case since issues like fuel price increase, appointment of mostly northerners, resurgence of militancy in the Niger Delta and the violence by Fulani herdsmen became a major feature in the nation’s polity. Even the president’s hard core supporters are beginning to sing a new song and are lamenting on a daily basis. As it was with most Nigerian past leaders, President Buhari is beginning to acquire nicknames from the populace because of his perceived incompetence by majority of them.

The president has certainly boosted the rumours of him being a sectional president since he came into power. His appointments tilt in favour of the Northern region where he comes from, justifying the campaign of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) which warned Nigerians severally before the 2015 elections that the president is sectional, myopic and lacks the necessary requirements to keep the nation as one. President Buhari has since acquired the nick name ‘Northern President’ mostly from southerners who are uncomfortable with his decisions regarding appointments.

2. Change President The ‘Change’ slogan used by the All Progressives Congress (APC) before and during the 2015 general elections have gone sour. Many wonder if the change being preached at that time was for good or bad. Today, the slogan is being mocked by those opposed to the government and those who are complaining of the president’s inability to address the issues bedeviling the country. Unlike in the past, the term has now been bastardized, used for mockery and now represents everything negative in the polity.


3. Johnny Walker President Buhari’s frequent trips outside the country coincided with a brilliant campaign by Guinness Nigeria Plc re-positioning one of its brands, Johnny Walker. The term became a slogan and indeed a catch-phrase for mostly young Nigerians who started calling the president ‘Johnny Walker’. Photo-shopped pictures of the president’s face replacing the mystery character representing the brand became an internet sensation as social media sites like Instagram, Twitter and Facebook were buzzing with the pictures.


4. Baba Go-slow President Buhari’s seemingly consistent delay in making critical decisions earned him this nickname. It took the president all of five months to name his cabinet. To make matters worse, the cabinet was filled with recycled and incompetent politicians even after the president claimed he was searching for the best hands in the country. The failure of the president to address constant violence around the country, the delay of the 2016 budget and the last minute cancellations of presidential movements seem to justify the decision of those who call the president the name.


5. Daura President Nigerians have a way of tying back their president’s shortcomings to his hometown or his residence. From the constant reference to Babaingida’s hilltop mansion to Obasanjo’s Ota farm and later Jonathan’s Otuoke, it has become a norm for Nigerians to use their president’s abode or hometown to play with words. Daura in Katsina state is where President Buhari comes for, the president’s hometown has now been used to create rather unpalatable nicknames for him like Daura President, Daura Dollar and Dollardinho, with the last two referring to the crisis the Nigerian naira faced during its free fall against the U.S dollar.

Read more: https://www.naij.com/897924-5-nicknames-president-buhari-acquired-since-came-power.html

jnrbayano:
Scammers, juju, ewere nkea nri e gi ego, chacha etc is powerless if a trace of greed can't be found in you.

kissval1388:
some people are very wicked. what will you gain in cheating your fellow human being

well my condolences, goes to my friend that is still playing in other to win laptop or 100k.


I despise gambling, I even advice my friends that are playing naira bet, naija bet etc to stop cus its not good

I dont know as dis one take do me.

dfrost:
Won't be surprised if some Nigerians have ordered this already.

Koyayikobeyiba:
I don't think 40k is much. Oloshos come in class's and categories. Maybe the guy wants the 5k class. He should go on the street to pick them. 40k is not his level

heryurh:
All the people shouting "Sue! Sue!" will u give her money for Lawyer

Vanillaskin:
This story is kinda funny
I used to think most Nigeria ATM don't work during midnight or vary late hours.
I also don't believe that someone with that much money in one account will not know how to call your banks customer care number for help.
I have less money than that yet I have my account manager phone number and banks free phone number in my phone.
Also with the epileptic service of doing transfer or to simply load VTU through your bank without any problem, I wonder how she managed making transfer upanda

I can't load ordinary VTU through my account without the money entering voice mail for some days. She try sha, that is if the story is really real

omofabulous:
What is happening to us all? Who are you to pass judgement? Are you totally free from sin? I pray God forgive you for the souls your condemned to early judgement

fakati:
Apparently some parts of Akwa Ibom practice that I've not been to any part of that of that state.The case boy that was left to die because according to them the boy was a witch thank God for the oyinbo woman God use to rescue , but for you said that a pastor involve killing children in the name of withcraft. Why Jesus said you will cast out devils

Emeks008:
If Dino av seen dis ur Doro bre*st b4, he wouldn't av gone for bonga fish, menopause.

kingkhaleed:
NFF with half baked coach
There is God oooooo

Badgers14:
Now you are the coach, you better put my name down in the 23 man squad, I also want guaranteed first team football and the captain band

kings09:
They shld have appointed a northerner or e be like say buhari nor get mouth for dis one

ajebuter:
Can somebody do us a favour and collect that stale Daura burukutu and Otueke weed from his hands please?

Sunofgod:
Exactly 5000?

How she dey keep accurate count?

And how many people in her church has she done?

Richy4:
It's about good investment..He did not use the money wisely, Assuming he bought houses in various parts of Nigerian cities, he would have been ok till now... at least being a landlord all over the state will generate a whole lot of income for him.....

tomquest:
Leadership is supposed to be left to intelligent persons but a large proportion of Nigerians decided to elect a stark illiterate as their president. A man who was drafted into the Army without a WAEC certificate. Why do we then come online to grumble on daily basis? You brought home an ant-infested firewood; why complain about lizards?

Buhari is brain-dead, we all know it. How do we expect a man who doesn't know that West Germany is defunct, to transform Nigeria? Pipe-dream!

princey83:
where are those area boys when yoh need them most

Ehuatamuigunisi:
I want a Courier company that can deliver goods to customers on Pay on delivery in Lagos.

maiahsaiah:
Sometimes I feel ashamed being a woman, like they are so fake and confused.

noblemails:
I received a call from her that she is coming to my place which I asked her why, she said she wanted to know where I live I said ok no problem.

So as i was in the kitchen I heard a knock on my door and here she come.


How come somebody that is coming to your place for the first time will just knock on your door? I was thinking u will go to the nearest landmark to pick her. This simply means she has been visiting so tell us the truth.