₦airaland Forum

Please practice exclusive breastfeeding for one year. That is the best gift to any child.

Why is the Isoko National Youth Assembly (INYA) not issuing this kind of disclaimer?

Must he display it on social media?

Another important question please. What is the name of the person that donated the fish?

Religion is the leading cause of a greater percentage of our problems.

The ultimate wealth of a woman is in who she is.

Touching

admax:
The fear of Sahara Reporter is the beginning of wisdom for corrupt public officials.

The EFCC shouldn't ignore this exhibits as tendered by SR.

May God bless this media outfit. This is investigative journalism at its peak.

Funny

They should just change the name of this school to MARADONA Model School because their MARADONA styles are just too much for a normal school.

Always controlling the pupils (sorry students) like the way Maradona dribbles opponents.

seunmsg:
Did you guys read the article or you just commented based on the title? Dele Momodu is not supporting the president in any way in this piece, he only passed his message by way of sarcasm. Read again and understand the point he's trying to make.

I was wondering if I am the only one that thinks most people were commenting based purely on the headline.

When exactly will Nigerians develop a reading culture?

Dele has passed very strong messages here. Buhari is fast losing the initial support from Nigerians. He has surrounded himself with sycophants. He has the worst and most incompetent team ever.

Honestly, an average Nigerian is more interested in a government that will make things better irrespective of who is incharge.

About 97% of Nigerian politicians represent only themselves and few members of their immediate families. Not even all the members of their families benefit from their representation.

Some of those agitating for Federal character principle, are just being myopic. In my constituency, all our representatives in government are inaccessible-------so tell me, of what benefit are they to the suffering constituents?

megareal:
Whatever works for u doesn't work for everyone maam. Infact, u are the exception to the rule.

There is no difference between sex on the first date or sex after two years. If you have what it takes to keep a man, he will stay. If you don't, nothing can keep him.

It's about who you are, not sex. People who married as virgins still separate for lack of love and respect.

weblord1900:
what do you want them to teach you again in pidgin English ..nawao

It is wrong to assume that everybody can speak Pidgin well. Again, you must understand that Pidgin English and pure Pidgin.

E.g. Wetin you dey talk (pidgin English) while (Wetin una dey yan) pure pidgin.

I just feel we need to develop the language and make it our own first language.

chnovpaul:
Hi Nairalanders,

I’d like to talk about the issue of alcohol. People say all sorts about whether alcohol is good or bad. Well, that’s not what I’m about right now. But what I know is that too much of anything is not good.

There’s one of my friends (not me, before your mind starts going haywire) I hung out with today, who told me the saddest story of his life. His relationship of three years just hit the rocks a couple of days back, all because of just one time binge drinking. He had left work that day, and went to a bar. The idea was to just take one or two bottles then go home.

He ended up taking a little too much. One way or another, he found his way home, to his girlfriend. Unfortunately for him, the alcohol had made him lose all his inhibitions, and opened the floodgates of his secrets. He just started talking . . . all his secret escapades with some other (you know who). He didn’t even realize until the following day when his eyes cleared, and his GF had packed her things and gone.

It now dawned on him that what he thought had kept in secret had just been exposed. Now he wants me to help him talk to the lady. Hmmmmmmm…the evil wey alcohol go do.

I would just like to find out what was the worst thing you’ve ever done under the influence of alcohol. Be sincere.

The first time I tried Jackdaniels.

That guy is Murphy from Yaba. I think it's one of those patients at YABA LEFT.

bozy4real:
Those in the university is just an opportunity to be thereis now as if those in tthe polytechnic at more brilliant.
Most polytechnic student that went back to university through direct entery are doing far far better than those the meet. His not my choice or our choice to go to polytechnic but when that was our best bet rather than wasting out time and been useless to our their nation n the world at large .
Am proud to be an HND holder if u have any problem with that go n join BH cheese,........,.

Bros, you need brighter grammar. The book will help you to improve on your understanding and use of English language.

I doubt if those arguing in favour of HND will be proud that you are one of them.

LaExpert:
Kindly modify your post.

You're part of the reasons HND is less esteemed.

Lol. Where will that guy start modifying from? Very bad publicity for HND holders I must say.

udemzy101:
If that's the case, why do polytechnics offer other social science course, since it is a technology base institution?

Good Question!

If you are conversant with the Polytechnic environment and the curriculum, you will observe that the main focus is on technical expertise. However, some of these course can't stand alone as some element of management is required.

A mechanical engineering student for example, need to understand what is Project management and project financing. This was basically why you have those departments as Bus. Admin and Accountancy. If you check the course outline of any engineering student, you will find management and computer courses in it.

There are also other areas where technical assistance is required. Such areas are Zoology, SLT, etc but such graduates are only needed to provide technical assistance and not to head the organization or departments.

The foregoing notwithstanding, you can still find students of Mass Communication, Entrepreneurship, Psychology etc in the Polytechnic-------perhaps due to admission challenges or frustration.

emperorgoke:
Typing from experience, in Engineering sphere, Poly graduates are far far ahead nd better than B.tech, in fact, ND2 students engineering are better than 400l University students. While in social sciences and management, University is the best, that is when we can compare 3rd class B. Sc with HND.

Your analysis is very correct. The two institutions were actually created to serve different purposes.

Okijajuju1:
OP..

You can't compare apples and oranges..

A Bachelor of Science Degree is not the same degree as a 'Diploma'..

I wouldn't want to say one is higher than the other, more like they are both designed to take care of two different things.

Start from their curriculum.

What people don't understand is that the Polytechnics are "technology based institutes) created basically for the purposes of providing national technical assistance.

In fact, Nigeria also created technical schools at secondary school levels, different from the conventional secondary schools and it was basically for the acquisition of technical knowledge.

Based on this, its graduates are expected to be more technically competent.
It is generally wrong to begin to equate them with university degree holders. Even the curriculum for both are different.

The university is globally recognized but most countries do not even understand what a Polytechnic means. It was that serious that the UK had to convert all their Polytechnics & colleges to universities in 1992.

More so, you don't expect someone with a "NATIONAL" certificate to be more recognized than a global certificate. Until we understand the reason for the establishment of these two institutions, we may continue this needless comparison in ignorance.

However, it must be noted that a sound Polytechnic graduate should be more competent in the area of technical know-how and so, should be preferred in that area.

tosyne2much:
This is a wonderful write-up oga Wristbangle.. Let me add mine

9. Suya Selling Jobs

This kind of job has no good prospect for a bachelor and that's what has been limiting me from getting married. However, this kind of job often leads one to regrettably debt. Sometimes, a customer may come with 2016 Range Rover but will pretend to buy suya, only to collect tasting and he will look for a way to zoom off. Many a times, some of them dish out insults saying it is too small, they will start giving testimony of how they bought suya of N50 from a man which was enough to drink two bowls of garri

10. Conductor Jobs

This is also a very risky job that may claim one's life when you're not ready to lose it. This brings back memory when I was working as a conductor in 2006, one of my female passengers pushed me down at Oshodi Expressway because of the stench of my boxers which prevented her from breathing well. I nearly lost my life that day if not that God still wants me to help expand His ministry. l I don't think one can marry a classy lady like Mimzy with this kind of job

I prophesy to the life of someone, God will provide you a job that will always give you peace and happiness that will make you be a blessing to your generation . To claim it, you know what to click

Bros you have a career in comedy.

Sijo01:
When will UBA reward him or even make him a banking staff since he has a certificate?

I am sure he could have been employed by the bank if he had either HND or B.Sc.

What he has is NCE.

MizMyColi:
Are you a cheat as well?

I mean, do you do other women's men/husbands?

My reason for asking is that you are mostly what you attract to yourself.

Now, don't get me wrong, I understand that no matter how good a person is, there will always be bad eggs in their lives.
But for these bad eggs to be people from whom you share same meal, bed and body?
This is serious!

If you truly know that you have done absolutely nothing to deserve the kind of people who are in your life, please cut all ties.

I know it hurts. It's okay to grieve.
But while at it, please remember that where there is life, hope abounds.
Grieve, be sad, feel as you want to.
But try to be happy again. Truly happy.
You
If I were you, I will not allow that man touch me without going for HIV testing.

It's understandable if he shags just one of your close friends, but TWO simultaneously?

His case is Spiritual.

It will be nice to get the lady in question to answer this sincerely-----Has she ever dated a married man?

If the answer to the above question is YES then I will advice her to come back to the house and ask God to forgive her and change the husband. Because divorce may not solve the problem as there is still a possibility of a repeat if she marries another man.

Juxtified:
It always starts with going through the phones

Same thing was going through my mind. Women who don't check their husband's phone or monitor his calls usually have better marriages.

babestella:
See as moon don rubbish Islam and the ulamas, imams, sheikhs.

Why this time? Buhari should better manufacture a special moon for Nigerians, we can't be kept on perpetual holidays because the moon had refused to show.

Anyway, the blood that have shed by Muslim terrorists is beyond imagination, you guys better move on, the moon isn't coming any time soon. My simple advice.

So, you mean that even if the federal government give more holidays the moon will not show?

hope4nigeria:
thank 4d correction! I was luaghing when I was typing! Afterall I'm not from England, u can turn that to a song and keep crying it! When ppl are happy, u r bussy looking for error! ODe alayeradarada. If we find out now u no pass waec oh.

We will set up a presidential advisory committee to look into this allegation.

danduchi:
Invite ur parent and her parent and play the voice records for everyone to hear.... Its obvious her mind has been poisoned... Listen to what your wife has to say if she will be sincerely sorry for it. Show her more love, it will weaken her evil heart towards you... Pls don't divorce her unless there is a twist from her again. You guys will grow in love better than this

This kind of advice is the reason most people died. I doubt if you actually read through everything. Sometimes we deceive ourselves by thinking that marriage must work at all cost.

This man has no marriage at all.

hope4nigeria:
yes! I saw him stealing the moon.

The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Biafrans

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.

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cutebebe:
if you won't respect yourself, we can't force you to do that...
But respect the other females and #coverup
You are one of the reasons people say gibberish to women
#saynotonudity

But if she can't respect herself, how else can she show that to the world?

If you want to know the state with the highest number of higher institutions, ask Ogun.