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matrix199:
Illiteracy is bad.



How does dissolving the management team of a bank affect the capital base of the bank? Even in a situation where the bank goes liquidated, the NDIC is on ground to refund customers' money.


Fuel price wants to increase.. Panic buying.
Fuel price wants to decrease.. Panic buying.
Change the management of a bank... Panic withdrawal
Bank takeover.... Panic withdrawal


Must everything be panic?

Over 90% of our banking population lack knowledge of the operations of banks. It's a painful reality though.

twinskenny:
Lovely

And who said the bird didn't go to school? The bird might be a professor in their kind of school.

JoeCutie:
Next Premiership campaign is gonna be so exciting and fun-filled.

With...
Antonio Conte at Chelsea,
Pep Guardiola at Man City,
José Mourinho at Man United,
Jurgen Klopp at Liverpool,
Expect so much drama and excitements.

Only at Arsenal, with Arsene Wenger still at the helm, you'd expect the same dullardization.

Premiere League…the home of excitement
#EPL.

This is the funniest meme on nairaland I swear.

asdfjklhaha:
Isn't God suppose to protect him, what's the gun for

From the days of John the Baptist, the kingdom of God has been suffering violent attacks and only the violent Christians can reclaim it by FORCE. Matthew 11:12

The main problem is that, proving a rape case against a woman is very difficult. Most times it is "your word against mine"

Secondly, considering the physical ability of men, it's widely believed to be unlikely that a woman will walk or burgle into a man's house and forcefully rape him.

More so, while you can conduct a medical examination to determine if there was a forceful entry for the women, such test is not available for men yet.


NB: I believe this article can be better summarized

Love is not blind and can never be. If love is truly blind men/women will be falling in love a mad man/woman who resides in the refuse dump.

In this particular case, they are just being "very unreasonable and stupid".

For those who thinks above of every SS foetus, maybe you also need to consider the risk associated with abortion.

Mourinho made the sarcastic statement because he was having serious problems with Ronaldo.

Hazard can not be compared to Ronaldo in any aspect of football. Is Hazard even among the 20 best players in the world?

Twaci:
I tried it once..... It rocked.

I don't see how anyone's opinion should bother my choice of appearance. I like it, I rock it. And if I am comfortable with it......I keep rocking it

Thinking about anklets now

What can I say? Individual preferences must be respected.

There is only one golden rule that should guide our appearance preferences and that is--------Dress the way you want to be addressed.

All kinds of dress code, appearance and even colours have what they symbolize (major identifier) but sometimes we just like them and goes for it in the name of fashion.

Just before you go for the "ANKLET", find out what it symbolizes.

TonyeBarcanista:
It doesn't work that way bro as long as the case was instituted BEFORE he became Governor. Otherwise, IKPEAZU would have been let off the hook owing to immunity.

Based on our constitutional provisions and given your analysis, Barr. Nwosu can never become the governor of the state by reason of the eventual outcome of Ogah's fraud charges.

Ogah is only being mentioned here because the charges against Ikpeazu has to do with documentations that qualified him as the party's flag bearer.

So, in the event that Ogah is found guilty of the ongoing fraud charges against him, here is what will happen. The house of assembly will impeach and remove him. Then the speaker will be sworn-in pending a bye-election.

Very true

diegwu01:
Nothing to celebrate here, If i see $100million dollars even in the desert, i will look for the owner and return it.
I am a very Honest person

I am even waiting to see exactly how he was rewarded. All I am seeing is a group photo and handshake.

On what capacity was Ayiri, an Itsekiri man, chosen to conduct the IGP round Ijaw communities?

A criminal is now a friend to a crime-fighter.

Is Ayiri the state governor or is he a Senator, HOR or representing those areas in any government capacity?

Buhari is indeed trying so hard to justify his illiteracy.

Project400:
I heard this on TVC today.


...in so far as the government do all it can to sensitise the people, the instruction would be duly obeyed. N90,000 fine is too much to sacrifice on the altar of ignorance. In fact, if these hawkers have N90,000 somewhere, they likely won't be on the road trading.

The 90,000 is optional as the offender still has the option of a 6-month-jail term.

Hmmm very interesting. I hope Chelsea players are aware that he is a black belter?

antispexish:
it's even more confusing when you add "rara"

"Rara" is just to emphasize your disagreement in stronger terms.
For example; Bèè kò = Not so.
Bèè kò rara = Not so at all.

It is good to have this kind of thread sometimes so that we can identify them.

There are so many clear contradictions in the bible but we just have to understand that it was written by human beings who sometimes used their imagination to make sense of what they were told.

It's still not clear if it was actually Moses that wrote the book of Deuteronomy because the same book described how he died and most of the chapters talked about Moses as a third party.

There are some accounts that require further clarification and they were not captured. For instance, bible told us that it was on the 4th day that night and day were created, so what has God been using to number the days from day one?

Who gave birth to Cain's wife since it was only him, Abel and their parents that existed before he killed Abel?

More drama will definitely unfold. I doubt if Uche Ogah will be sworn in eventually. That is how this case will continue until Ikpeazu's tenure is over.

Was it not this same Mbaka that was lamenting that people around Buhari do not want him to have access to the president.

He said then that Buhari has a very slim chances of survival and he wanted to pass a message from God accross to Buhari on what he needs to do but people around Buhari were blocking him.

See the link here http://dailypost.ng/2016/06/18/buharis-chances-of-healing-may-be-slim-fr-mbaka/

He then concluded that anyways, he and his congregation have prayed for the president.

Mbaka needs people to talk to him.

badassProdigy:
6. Bẹẹ ni/Bẹẹ kọ
Bẹẹ ni means “yes” in Yoruba while Bẹẹ kọ means “no”. Would be really helpful if you have to go to any market in Lagos.

So Bèè kò is no longer "not like that" ?

I was thinking that "Oti o" is NO.

Please can someone tell me what our minister of foreign affairs is doing with 5 pens in his breast pocket.

If some are bad he should throw them away now.

zealz4u:
I sincerely frown at sagging especially the one with dirty boxers or singlets. Sagging is like a way of showing up your dressing swagger among our young guys & even many famous artists, the question is, is it really necessary? for me if a guy should sag at all it should only be done when his boxer & singlet are very neat and still fresh (new). I use to sag but only with clean boxers I latter discovered that my babe didn't like it at all. some people see it as an act by irresponsible guys, Some irresponsible guys don't sag & not all guys that sag are irresponsible. Ladies what's your take on sagging & what/how do you feel when a guy you have strong feeling for sags?

"Not all the guys that sag are irresponsible" This is incorrect. Sagging is the best sign to identify an irresponsible and immature person. If you check any guy that is sagging, his trousers has provisions for belt.

Mindfulness:
The receptionist should be fired for not respecting the guest's privacy.

If I were you, I would mind my own business since you are not close to your uncle.
If it was an uncle who is close to me, I would confront the lady on the spot and tell her that she has a week to go to confession or else I will.

Most Nigerian businesses don't consider the quality of their employees and they don't train them either. And they fail to understand is that the action/inaction of an untrained employee is capable of closing down a company.

How can a receptionist be telling you things about a guest? And he/was even revealing what wasn't asked.

electrokcoi:
my dear wetin happen to Nigeria their country

From available statistics, Nigerian celebrities whose marriages were either consummated or celebrated in Dubai usually last shorter than the memory of the elaborate celebration.

Dubai again

Frustration is the reason for the disregard to all you said. If only you know how frustrating job unemployment has been to some people.

In fact, it's so bad that some people see absolutely no reason to continue living. Just imagine the desperation of someone who doesn't have N100 in his pocket and has to depend on another fellow for feeding.

Spot on.

hemartins:
Funny abbreviations!!!

Nothing funny here.

You may be correct because what is funny to others may not be funny to you. Even the whole comedians in Nigeria cannot make some people laugh.

Some people's problems are too heavy.

Below are popular funny
Abbreviations.. .

APC = Accepting Past Criminals.
PDP = People Deceiving People.
IMO = I Must Obey.
IBADAN = Ibo Boys Are Dangerous At Night.
ABA = Agege Boys Association.
LAGOS = Love All Girls On Sunday.
ABACHA = After Babangida Another Criminal Has Arrived.
GULDER = Girls Under Liquor Deserve Extra Romance.
FANTA = Foolish Ashawo Never Takes Advice.
WEEK = Women Education Ends in Kitchen.
NIGERIA = Never Investigate Great Executive Robbers In Authority.
NEPA =Never Expect Power Always.
JEGA = Just End Goodluck's Administration.
AIDS = American Invention for Discouraging Sex.
PHCN = Problem Has Changed Name
OYO = On Your Own.
NYSC = Now Your Struggle Continues.
GLO = Get Lover Online.
KENYA= Keep Everything Nice Yet Arousing
MTN = Maintain Total Nonsense.
GSM = General Street Madness

You can add other Abbreviations.