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Crime › Re: Baby With Umbilical Cord Dumped In Benue Polytechnic (PHOTO) by HMZi: 1:08pm On Aug 18, 2016
RetroBoy:
After now.....in the future.... Na wa for your English o
sabi sabi 2much
Crime › Re: Student Beaten To Death By Police In Benue (Photo) by HMZi: 12:28pm On Aug 18, 2016
I can't stop remembering this sad event.. Cops aint ur friend.
Crime › Re: Baby With Umbilical Cord Dumped In Benue Polytechnic (PHOTO) by HMZi: 12:24pm On Aug 18, 2016
Ugbokolo pips,this is fvckd up.God will b so pissed ryt nw.. . . . ..condoms and other contraceptives exist fyi
Romance › Re: Heres How To Have Sex With A Nairaland Girl. by HMZi: 11:13am On Aug 18, 2016
Hahahaha..this dude is nuts.
Family › Re: Loosed Vagina by HMZi: 10:42am On Aug 18, 2016
Alum solution iz ze best,got a gal who used dat shit 2 wash,bt its aiit..
Romance › Re: QUESTION!! Would You Go 'ANAL' If She Asks For It? by HMZi(op): 9:23am On Aug 18, 2016
Vanquay16:
Never tried it, might someday if they ask it, not to keen on that shìt, no pun intended.
no pun intended* ha..cold mofo
Romance › Re: QUESTION!! Would You Go 'ANAL' If She Asks For It? by HMZi(op): 9:19am On Aug 18, 2016
My dude just told me that if u can go anal then u aint far of 4rm being gay* ha! I no gree na..female own is anal male own na nyansh.
Science/Technology › Re: Annular Eclipse To Occur In Nigeria On September 1st - NASRDA by HMZi: 12:09am On Aug 18, 2016
Enough cosmic energy that day,getting my wand and spellbooks ready..but if e no happen,no b small shame o..#FingersCrossed
Romance › Re: QUESTION!! Would You Go 'ANAL' If She Asks For It? by HMZi(op): 11:58pm On Aug 17, 2016
xtophy:
I am a guy and sometimes i do have complications when pooing. I pass out hard,huge and long excreta. The thing use to come with traces of blood sef. it's very painful, i mean very painful. trying something like dat one smbody i love is virtually IMPOSSIBLE, UNCALLED FOR AND NOT LOVING. help me wif 1h mtn. pls epp. need to do my assignment tonyt and i lost my wallet in d evening. 08130543200. thanks in advance
if she asks bro!
Romance › Re: QUESTION!! Would You Go 'ANAL' If She Asks For It? by HMZi(op): 11:56pm On Aug 17, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
N E V E R
I repeat, NEVER!
not so hard bro..shit lol.
Romance › Re: QUESTION!! Would You Go 'ANAL' If She Asks For It? by HMZi(op): 11:54pm On Aug 17, 2016
aniteze:
If that can make her happy I will do it
i like this dude
Romance › QUESTION!! Would You Go 'ANAL' If She Asks For It? by HMZi(op): 11:05pm On Aug 17, 2016
The other day i and my friends watched a movie and in that movie the same question was asked..just wanted to get feedbacks frm y'll..
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..as 4 me, 'maybe'!
Celebrities › Re: Kaffy Poses Topless In New Photo by HMZi: 10:58pm On Aug 17, 2016
Mid-life crises.
Culture › Re: Koko That Ate 40 British Men As Nembe King [PICS] by HMZi: 7:20pm On Aug 17, 2016
Hard guy..lol
Celebrities › Re: Davido Smoking Weed With Jamaican Popkaan In Jamaica (pics/vid) by HMZi: 5:25pm On Aug 17, 2016
gemale:
Receive, puff, cough, pass
some gud ish.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Smoking Weed With Jamaican Popkaan In Jamaica (pics/vid) by HMZi: 3:55pm On Aug 17, 2016
Puff puff pass!
Politics › Re: Army Launches Manhunt For Pro-biafra Publishers In Aba by HMZi: 3:33pm On Aug 17, 2016
Eyaaa!! The jan 1966 coup put all these wheels in motion,'all have sinned' is the scenerio here but nevertheless the Ibo's have been treated with all unfairness and that is d truth(idoma boi here)..They have been cheated in all spheres of endeavours by d north,its like the vengance is eternal but naija cannot divide o..
Foreign Affairs › Re: Majority Of US Youths Reject Trump - Poll by HMZi: 12:47pm On Aug 17, 2016
12Monkeys:
what nonsense are you spewing?

As secretary of State, Hilary oversaw the destruction of Libya, anarchy in Syria and support for ISIS, the Ukrianian crisis and also gave Boko Haram leverage to grow.

Stop your nonsense lies
bros no vex o..i didnt say hilary was a beta choice o..no vex o,just my tots on trump..
Crime › Re: Man Charged To Court For Carrying Charm In Lagos by HMZi: 7:42am On Aug 17, 2016
[quote author=Proudlyngwa post=48536115]witchcraft and wizadry are punishable offences in the nigerian constitution

Modified.
For those quoting me, I don't make or enforce the law.
Ordeal, Witchcraft, Juju and Criminal Charms


207. (1) The trial by the ordeal of sasswood, esere-bean, or other poison, boiling oil, fire, immersion in water or exposure to the attacks of crocodiles or other wild animals, or by any ordeal which is likely to result in the death of or bodily injury to any party to the proceeding is unlawful.

(2) The State Commissioner may by order prohibit the worship or invocation of any juju which may appear to him to involve, or tend towards the commission of any crime or breach of peace, or to the spread of any infectious or contagious disease.

208. Any person who directs or controls or presides at any trial by ordeal which , .so how does the law define what juju is?what r the parameters set by law to i.d juju?
Politics › Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by HMZi: 12:33am On Aug 17, 2016
18SNVL:
You are the idiot and you just showed yourself. White mans biccccch, the english words you are using to express yourself is it not theirs, from the englishman. Fcccukkkkking gthooutta here illiterate.
e pain u o..#blu
Foreign Affairs › Re: Majority Of US Youths Reject Trump - Poll by HMZi: 12:22am On Aug 17, 2016
ThonieNwako:
U are right... I thought am the only one seeing sense in the Trump's words
trump's perception of politics is what most pipo expect from all politicians,but if we ff trump's idealogy,he might kick start world war 3..There are delicate issues concerning foriegn policies/relations he toys with..being a leader is hardwork,trumps nt cut out for it..#blu(na ur selfie dey make me craze,i no go lie)
Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by HMZi: 12:05am On Aug 17, 2016
Bluette:
Hhen hhen...I lafta.
Ghost likers,i have caught one o! come and c!.lol..the game no go end unless rapture tinz
Politics › Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by HMZi: 11:07pm On Aug 16, 2016
18SNVL:
You must be blind yourself. When the white man was making fire what were your and our ancestors doing. Get the hell out of here with that nonsense talk, typing with original technology that not one black person contributed too. Compare the shortfalls of every african nation to that of the whites and you will see ours is grossly exaggerated in every sense. Why is that?it is because we are black. South africa is lucky because it has whites. Truth hurts.
..damn,u probably have insecurities that wont let your mind bloom.be d whyt man's biyatchh..u just anoda mumu wey get phone
Crime › Re: Man Charged To Court For Carrying Charm In Lagos by HMZi: 11:00pm On Aug 16, 2016
Dreamwaker:
The Bible doesn't cause any one harm
HEY KIDDO,you dnt get what Mynd44 is saying,read again!
Family › Re: ‘my Wife Must Swear In My Village To Prove Her Faithfulness by HMZi: 10:54pm On Aug 16, 2016
neocortex:
It is difficult for a blind man to understand the meaning of color.
You guys are being fooled and your women dehumanised by
scammers cum magicians who are desperately trying to
earn a living but you don't care as long as you are the beneficiary.
Why don't men also swear to their fidelity ?

I repeat any woman who agrees to "swear" using such
predetermined game is a fool because they will always be
guilty so as to serve as testimony and adverts to the herbalist
hence fetching more customers.
we might have a verbal banter for long,i dnt need that.i hold my tradition/beliefs in high esteem and you are the white guy..believe it or nt,not all women get caught by alekwu,the innocent lady walks n even gets compensated..

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