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Classic question from a Manure fan(typical)

Question time
Looking around the dressing room at half time. You're team is 2-0 down. The opponent is your fierce rivals. The team you are meant to be knocking off their perch. You've a ginger genius midfielder wheezing due to asthma and old age. A 37 yoga expert sits mantis like while he contemplates the first half debacle. Your two young defenders look at sixes and sevens even here in the relatively friendly dressing room. Your most skillful and most potent attacking force has been reduced and sent to hospital. Your 300k a week star forward is having a gay and ordering a pizza off some prostitutes mobile .Your experienced goal keeper is looking around the room possibly wondering why did i have to run half the length of the pitch to defend a player laying on the ground and why is the spine of this team so, well spineless. All this while your central midfield maestro who you have just secured for another 4 full long excruciating years falls over himself trying to step over a water bottle.

You have 45 minutes to change the game, what will you do,

nateevs:
Against which team is Arsenal's match-in-hand ?

The Spuds. . . .at Sh*t heart lane.

chamotex:
Nani crying like a lil cuntt was kinda funny tho. Lol
Never seen anything like that before.

Even players that broke their leg. . . Valencia, Ramsey, Eduardo, Zamora etc didn't cry. LMAO
He even had the strength to get up and dropped again. . . That could have made the injury even worse. SMH

The highlighted shocked me.
Like he went to the ref and said'bros, see my injury and you didn't give a red card, ha. . . God go punish u,but meanwhile, I will go down again'

ritchboy:
Liverpool 3-1 Man Utd

JESUS NANI WEPT!

tkb417:
Abeg I want Valencia and Park back in the team,

This HNIC and his hatred for UTD; no matter how much you conceal it, we can still see it in your posts. . . . Go hug a transformer. No be we do una bad. Abi na we be Sunderland again? No go find another club

Bros
On the contrary, I have got great love for manure

Mr DJ. . . .where una dey?
Please report for DUTY!

the YNWA song !

debosky:


Hernandez scores.

Damn
Reduces the GD

debosky:
Bloody hell! Suarez wants to end Evra's career today.

Or. . . .has ended it

This Suarez's rape is getting too much.
Wes Brown tried to do something about it but can't
Suarez. . . .Jooor, Sanu won

Emperoh:
Vidic Suspended, Rio Ferdinand injured, Johnny Evans Injured, Nani Injured,
Valencia injured, JS Park injured = Manchester United ultimately injured!!!

Injury na bad thing mate
We've been living with it for donkey years
To think we played s;land yesterday without Cesc,RVP,Theo,Vermaelen and Song(thats a whole team out injured)

duduspace:
Is Bebe on the subs bench?

Naah
Obertan dey

Bad news for manure
Caroll warming up!

Dayo,
are the band boys warming up?
This go be mother of all owanbe

@Coded guy
You no read my post on Arsenal thread

YNWA
Come on. . . .the Real Reds

Can you see why players 'dive'?
Arshavin was just too damn honest!
If Smaling's foul was a penalty a few days ago, what do you call Bramble's attempt to rape AA23?
The Players put in a shift today,can't blame anyone!
For the 2nd time in a week, a goalie is having a MOTM performance gainst us.
Keepers will be mediocre all season and come to the Emirates to lure AW into buying them
Kai, saw Chamakh off the ground with that header and I could swear it was a goal!
How unlucky could a team have been?
BTW-Heard the ref,Anthony taylor is from. . . . . . . , . .
you guessed it right. .Manchester!

1025:
@HNIC,
do u know also that the 50yrs trophilessness of chelsea started with just one season? do u know that arsenal can also break that record if time is not taken? do u know the difference between the new chelsea and the new arsenal? do u know egypt and italy were once the world powers?
uncle,do u know that, i get am before no be property?

Hehehehehe
Tell me about the new Chelsea.
12 points off the pace and fighting the spuds for 4th place.
Only realistically trophy this season is the CL.
Arsenal are still in 3 competitions.
I will rather be an Arsenal fan.
Go and read some history, 1025.

sad for Kolo.
He may have taken one of dem banned substances unknowingly.
Been a good professional since his days at Arsenal

@Ruudie
I blame Giggsy
He should have 'konked' their heads

presido1:
You guys have time for HNIC, I gave up when he said Obagoal used JUJU to confuse Kos and dikc chenny. .

Obviously, only scummies can't identify any humour in any statement and confuse a tongue in chick post with facts!
wonder what the wide smily icon at the end of a post on NL mean.
Ask any of your mates they will tell u.

@Cougar
Your obsession with this Messi's goal sucks
So what if it was a goal.Why didn't he score another?
Etoo's goal against Arsenal in 2006 was offside.
Do you see Arsenal fans moaning about it?
Is that the first 'maginally offside' goal you will ever see?
@duduspace and 4ler
U get time arguing with these people
@1025
You keep yabbing about trophylessness
Did you know that it took 50 years for Chelsea to win a league title?
Do you also know that there are more trophies in Arsenal's cabinet than Chelsea's
Or you think football started in England when Abramovich arrived in UK?

[quote author=*Cougar* link=topic=567773.msg7840808#msg7840808 date=1299182815]if he takes drugs like you alluded, they woulda found drugs in his urine sample. rio didn't turn up on friday but turned up on monday(and the sample should still have been found if he had taken anything in the first place). reprobate david dein saw an opportunity to screw man utd and he made sure rio was banned for 8 mths. it's one of the reasons arsenal havent won the league since then. you guys are serving the punishment for your injustice.[/quote]I see.
Now, its David Dein's fault [quote author=*Cougar* link=topic=567773.msg7840808#msg7840808 date=1299182815]that is irrelevant cos drugs stay in the system for up to two weeks. you cannot fool science as kolo toure must have learnt this week.[/quote]Naah,The reason why he was banned, was because he failed to turn up for the drugs test.The question is WHY?You haven't answered that.If he ahd turned up and was found to be clean, we won't even be talking about it till this day.
Who knows?
Arsenal may have ended up undefeated and still fail to win the league, because Rio would have scored plenty of goals for Manure and at the same time ensuring clean sheets at the back!

[quote author=*Cougar* link=topic=567773.msg7840780#msg7840780 date=1299182446]hnic is a twunt so expect him to bring a non-issue to score cheap brownie points. nemanja was doing his duty of protecting his goal and a gaynner feels vidic lunged dangerously at drogba because of what happened in summer 2008. . . .how daft can gaynners be?[/quote]He was doing his duty protecting the goal
Dude, I saw frustration in his eyes. . and that was a reckless challenge
What haven't we heard since tuesday?
Luiz shoulda been sent off
Ref was biased
It wasn't a penalty
Grass wasn't green enough.
Chelskis jerseys were not blue enough
and they claim AW and Arsenal fans whinge??

[quote author=*Cougar* link=topic=567773.msg7840717#msg7840717 date=1299181692]there's a common denominator in the behaviour of arsenal players(current and ex players). van persie r@ped a nigerian model, ashley cole cheated with a hairdresser and shot a student. henry cheated on his wife, bendtner got drunk till the point of dropping his pants in public, jack wilshere got involed in a club brawl and arsene wenger himself was caught cheating with a babe young enough to be his grand-daughter. arsenal fc are a disgrace.[/quote]Tell us about Morrison,Johnny Evans,CR7,Nani and whoremongering
abeg go siddon somewhere. . . Your players are more of a disgrace

[quote author=*Cougar* link=topic=567773.msg7840717#msg7840717 date=1299181692]rio didn't fail a drug's test(he was punished for failing to turn up for his test) - gaynners are too thick to understand and berbatov's cigarettes isn't a class-a drug.[/quote]You just must show 'scummieness' all the time.
Telling me about the Rio episode like I wasn't born when it happened. . . rubbish
Point out where I said Rio failed a drugs test
Why the hell didn't he turn up for the test?
Gerrout,Berba does igbo, don't ask me how I knew

[quote author=*Cougar* link=topic=567773.msg7840632#msg7840632 date=1299180693]ok then. . . . . .kolo toure just failed a drug test. let's see if the fa will give him 8 mths ban like they killed rio in 2004. i am sure he learnt this habit under wenger. i am confident eboue n djourou will also fail drug test with their engine eyes. [/quote]Naah. . . he obviously learnt it up north where u have druggies like Ferdinand and chain igbo smokers like Berbatov
.KT was a gentleman when he was down south.
Check out Vida's dangerous lounge on Drogba. . .
Beef since he was slapped in Moscow still in his head and obviously some drugs in his system

Kolo Toure just failed a drugs test and has been suspended.
What's with all these ex Arsenal players learning rubbish from their present clubs?
Cashley shooting people,KT shooting drugs
SMH

Blues lomo

nateevs:
For ya mouth?

hehehehehe
See all my body blue,my upper body blue,my lower body blue. . .
I was sweating when Nani broke through and guess what. . .it was blue

Blue is the colour,football is the game, . . . . . . . . . .

Wow
who partners Smalling against 'POOL

Vidic is just an idiot
a freaking liability!
sore loser