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Jackal:
@ tkb417,

Why can't moronic bastards like HNIC stay on their threads?
I was analysing footie with Razorr when these oafs came here and started running after ma ass.
Why wont these sissies leave Le Chac alone to be in peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am back now and we can discuss footie but not until i deal with these plonkers.

@ Head Nutter In Charge,

It will do everyone a lot of goodies if u keep your gay opinion to yourself.
Why can't u just take your life if supporting Arsenal is getting too burdensome for u.
You are psychotic and retarded(emotionally and mentally) . . . . .If stupidity is sold at 1 naira . . . .You are a trillionaire in pounds!!!!!!!!!!!
All you do all day is to quote JACKAL's comments . . . . Are u using me to get famous on Nairaland.
Sorry, gay . . . . .I don't join issues with an ignoramus like u.

Prophet Of Doom? . . . .You even went as far as stealing ma flowz. . . .
Bloody Hell . . . .someone is having erections over Chacal. . . .If only u know how cretinous and deluded u sound, u will bury your head in shame.
Fucking irritant like u want to get noticed by always tagging on Chacal's behind . . . .You need Jesus in your life.
Why should i blame u? You are a product of a poisoned conception.[/b]Lil wonder u suffer from a massive brain damage.

You write, [b]u need Jesus in your life, yet you curse like the Devil, but I won't 'send' you,I will reply you, Your Father and mother and all your family are moronic bastards, and also,your father(and also you) was a product of poisoned conception, Obviously, you were brought up in the gutter,must be a product of a broken home also, no manners,no guile, nothing, TOTAL FOOL, U feel, only u have the monopoly to talk, Like they say in pidgin'God go punish you', Brainless pig!

Jackal:
@ Razorr,

Check this . . . . .
This PLANET has a delicate BALANCE.
For every clever thang that happens somewhere . . . . .anutha dumb thang counters it.
This phenomenom is called the clever-dumb balance.

Have u noticed that each time we post something intelligent on this thread . . . .A FOOL known as HNIC does the dumb thang.
Disgusting as people like HNIC may sound . . . . .Cretins like him make the world go round . . . . . . .
If everyone in the world is smart . . . . .who are we going to call stupid?
It is just amazing that GAYnners pack the most spastic vermins on this wonderful forum.
Its a pity . . . . .tsssssk-tsssssssssk!!!!!!!!!!!!


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The self styled Nairaland prophet with an accuracy of 1% , You make up for your inadequacies by being foul-mouthed and reigning insults, Do you read your posts again?, If u had any honour at all, I bet you will always be embarassed, I have caught you lying a number of times and I have already said, u need to take lessons in analogy, I feel sorry for u though, and like I said it hurts, for all your doomsday predictions to come to naught, You now deflect from footie now by constantly talking about how ade,eboue and toure have all added 5 years to their ages,how the whole United team have average ages equal to the gunners, cleverly omitting the young arsenal players and also the old mancs like Neville,Giggs and Scholes,laying on Adebayor all the time,and just general irritating non-sense,
If you had any honour at all, u will resign your post as the fake nairaland prophet of doom

@ Razor,
What I meant was, he is not a new signing like you incorrectly mentioned, Be a man, ops, be a woman and own up to your terrible Goof!!!

@chuckdee4,
Top 3 signings for Arsenal and forgot to mention Sagna, Top 3 signings indeed, Well, like they say 'birds of the same feather, flock together', The forum prohet of doom also talks balderdash also,

@ Razor,
why not shut the f%$# up and accept that you have been typing drivel on the board.Bendtner(it was a typo) has always been a Gunner and was NEVER a new signing like you mentioned and dont compare him with Alex, Alex never played for Chelsea, Bendtner played for Arsenal b4 going on loan to Birmingham, Or if u are on loan, u are not part of a team
Then why lie?u never said 'top signing', what u said was that you were doing a comparative analysis on all the new boys that joined Chelsea, Arsenal and Manchester United, (Sh$#, the post is still there for all to see), Now u have changed it to top signiing, , Tell me gal, who is the fool? , I have admitted that I mistakenly wrote Brendtner, Time for you to admit you goofed!!!!,
Lying to cover up what is glaring, You are a f@#king disgrace!!!

Razorr:
@Head Nigga in charge

Did you go to school at all?

I simply took the top signings of the 3 clubs and analyzed their performances. My mentioning 6 Chelsea players as against Arsenal's 3 would have made the post too long and boring.

But them again, you're a GAYnner, so why am I surprised. You have sperms where your brain should be.

but Razor ,u mentioned 4 manchester players as aginst 3 arsenal players and 3 chelsea players, Why didn't you balance it up? afterall Arsenal signed up to 4 players, Now who didn't go to school?

simply took the top signings of the 3 clubs and analyzed their performances. My mentioning 6 Chelsea players as against Arsenal's 3 would have made the post too long and boring.

Just unfortunate that you and your moronic twin(the forum prophet of doom) fill up this message board with drivel all the time and some of us get so Irritated and inform readers and maybe u never knew Brendtner ain't no new signing,he's always been with us!

What next will he(Oh sorry she, ) say? We are waiting!!!

[quote author=I-man link=topic=16992.msg1654384#msg1654384 date=1194353403] Utd came to the Emirates and were dissapointed with a draw.Gunners regard the draw as a win Shows the difference between the 2 clubs.[/quote]Even after we pointed out that it was a mistake and the error  was corrected and a prediction that a manc will spot it and poke fun, u still come up and 'show yourself'? , I am happy, am not a manc, Fergie should concentrate on the next match, or else the Bentleys,Mccarthys,Sambas,Santa Cruzs etc, would do what Arsenal didn't do on saturday, Like all mancs, he is still moping about what happenned on saturday

Razorr:
That was sooo funny, I forgot to laugh.



Talking bout footie, I'm doing a comparative analysis on all the new boys that joined Chelsea, United and Arsenal in the summer. Maybe you can help me out.

So, I thought you were a Chelski Chav in and out, why leave out some of your signings in your analysis? or you are damned ashamed that you also signed Ben Haim(What was Jose thinking),Pizarro and Sidwell?
I'm doing a comparative analysis on all the new boys that joined Chelsea, United and Arsenal in the summer. Maybe you can help me out.
Next time, tell us that u wanted to be selective or come to think of it, maybe u have even forgotten that u signed them!!

Banderas:
This win to me feels better than Van Nistelrooy missing a penalty at the last minute!

@Banderas
I am sure you ment to say, this DRAW to me feels better than Van Nistelrooy missing a penalty, Had to quickly point it out before a manc comes in here to poke fun at the statement,

Jackal:
@ Debosky,

Saha's reverse pass took out 5 Arsenal defenders and ALUMINIUM rushed out like a bullet and made a fool of himself in the process.
Buncha cheats, ninnies, plonkers and oafs . . . . [/b]

First, we were told here, that Saha's reverse pass took out 4 Arsenal defenders,now its 5 defenders,before tommorrow, we'll probably hear that it took out the whole Arsenal team. , I seem to enjoy reading all these posts.They are just too funny

Am not surprised at the Mancs, Even Fergie joined in,saying,he and his crew suffered verbal abuse from the Emirates fans, LOL, They were supposed to be hailing him.
, The O.T fans call AW all sorts of names anytime he is there, so why is he(Fergie) complaining this time around? Or maybe, he's been getting praises at the Arsenal ground since he took over about 20/21 years ago, Don't tell anyone, , This is the first time such is happenning

[quote author=I-man link=topic=16992.msg1650557#msg1650557 date=1194259035]Arse "Pedo" Wenger needs to do something about his keeper,Alum.You can't aim for the best with such a dodgy keeper.I heard he has only managed 50 League appearances in 10 years of football.He should bring back Lehman from the cold. . . the goalkeeping position is Arse's weakest link.[/quote]According to you, 50 league appearances in 10 years of football.,, Yet his team currently sits atop the league, with a game in hand, ,

[quote author=I-man link=topic=17491.msg1650765#msg1650765 date=1194262672]I was particularly impressed by Anderson's performance.Anderson won the Golden Ball in You/17 2005 while Cesc won it in 2003 but you can see that Anderson is the better talent. We have signed a real gem.He showed a lot of  maturity in executing his defensive duties even though he is primarily an attacking player.Still has to work on his fitness as he tires as a game progresses.This could be due to his lack of a proper pre-season.[/quote]Anderson,better than Cesc? Gibberish galore from the mancs

loyika:
Like i said early on

FOOTBALL IS 40% TALK!! And from the evidence shown, that analogy is correct.

@ Chacal,

What else do you want me to say , i have already given my views on how i saw the game panning out, and what i watched was no different from what i said earlier.

On who the draw favours Well i will leave that till the end of the season for all to see, as You had earlier asserted that whether it be WIN / DRAW OR LOSS!! Scummies would come out on top So saying anything will not chasnge your mind/stance. SO WHY THE Bleep SHOULD ONE BOTHER!!

You keep saying we were the home team, and blah! Blah! Blah! But you forget that you are Defending Champs, so the onus is on you to stamp your authority (And a draw against your contenders is not stamping your authority, be it an away game, afterall you thumped Villa by 4 goals at their home, so what gives  ).

As for Cesc, Chacal just face it, if Arsenal win the title (which they are capable of) and Cesc continues his run of goals (even if he doesn't play well in every game, which initself is IMPOSSIBLE Afterall, WHERE WAS RONA;DO AGAINST MILAN LAST SEASON ), he will win the PFA awards, whether you agree with it or not, thats the way it will go (Even if Divino has as many goals/assists as Cesc, If Arsenal grab the title, Cesc will get it). BY THE WAY, TEVEZ WILL ONLY GET PFA IF HIS FATHER IS PRESENTING THE AWARD!! Quote me on that any day.

All in all, we have come through the fire of Anfield and Emirate battle with the scum, we are toping the table and have a game in hand (Which as long as we don't lose, we gain and lead outright either by a point, or three points). Season is still long and sh@t hasn't been won yet by anyone.

As for Arsenal, our footie will do the talking for us (However we win/draw, afterall when we went the whole season unbeaten, we drew home and away with United, still lifted the Cup didn't we United played us off the park in an FA Cup final at Cardiff, Still lifted the Cup didn't we we beat United both home and Away last season, Didn't lift the Prem did we Thats football, at the end of the campaign, who ever wins the trophies, DESERVES TO WIN!! ),

As the table stands after whatever match day Chacal wants to throw up, ARSENAL ARE ON TOP WITH A GAME IN HAND!! (even if we have to thank Derby according to Chacal Pray tell, Liverpool hit the same Derby for six ,and are also unbeaten this season in the Prem, where are they now on the table )  And the league table doesn't lie!!

As 50 and Game said/sang, right now; HATE IT OR LOVE IT THE UNDER DOGS' ON TOP!!

Winter schedules will take care of itself (If by the time we play West ham by Jan 1 we still top the table, you will then say; lets see how we will cope with Toure and Mofo away at the ACN, so the goal post will always be moved FS even if we lift up the Title, you will go on a journey of how; They have never defended it before and how Fergie has Nine compared with Arsene's four (If we win it), so NOTHING WILL CHANGE!! )

GOONER 89

Spot on, Its a no win situation!

Not surprised to hear the forum prophet of doom's rantings again after all his fake predictions ended up being wrong again.(WE are still praying for one to turn out right).Ha!!!, the mancs have scored 4 goals in their last 4 matches and will score 4 again at Emirates. , , the holy trinity(holy trinity,my a@#) would  kill Arsenal, , By match day 10,the mancs will be top, etc.
But we all know the excuses would come in droves, emmmm, Saha was fouled ,eeeem, Arsenal 's goals were scrappy(duh scores were 2-2)), eeeem, manc's goals were exquisite(since when did own goals become fantastic) , eeeem Fergie and the coaching crew were attacked verbally at the stadium,(no the emirates faithful should have been singing his praises),
The ARSENAL still remains unbeaten.They are top of the league with a game in hand.They are the only team to have scored in every Premier league game this season and they are marching on.

justkunmi:
Saturday's match is goin to be a sight for sore eyes. . .and United's current 4 goal per game rampage is not coming to a halt. . . .ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!.

SO VERY PROUDLY UNITED

Wigan,Boro,Villa, , certainly not Arsenal, even if we line up our reserves!

loyika:
To paraphrase a line from Dr Dre's[i] "Forgot about Dre", [/i] "Walking around, talking about; He ain't got guns, WHAT YA THINK I SOLD THEM ALL!!".

GOONER 89

(clap,clap,clap, clap,clap)

loyika:
What i think is that; AS USUAL YOU ARE MAKING SO MUCH NOISE!!

Let the freaking game speak for itself!! Geez!! You expended so much energy last season with the OT game, (You were no where in sight for the return game at the Grove ) Now all of a sudden, either games were not important to Fergie Thats a first, only Chacal could come up with that (Cheap Propaganda ).

Now you have laid down a ready made excuse incase you don't win saturday's game (Winning has no bearing on the Title Errr!! Who didn't know that fact ).

And as usual, you scummies show your biased view points, Scum Cougar said Wenger bought Bergkamp Pray tell Chacal, was it Wenger that brought Dennis to Arsenal I bet if it were another Club supporter that made comments like that, you and   would turn your "Inspecta Gadget" eyes and say, "YOU ALL DON'T KNOW SHYTE ABOUT FOOTIE!!", but a scummy that thinks that Wenger bought Dennis B knows a lot right PATHETIC!!

Anyway, we will see what your "Phony Trinity" can muster by 12.45 tomorrow. FOOTBALL IS ONLY 40% TALK!! Actions will speak for themselves on the pitch.

GOONER 89

@ Loyika,
The watery analysis also claimed Vieira was one of the  expensive signings by AW,


I ain't surprised about some of these mancs! All of them are changing gears now, developing cold feet,

Like Gallas opined, 'We are taking every match as it comes'

debosky:
@ Jackal


I'm tired of hearing AW is/isn't a great manager, its a dull and pointless discussion, so are all the Fergie/AW comparisons

Last season's games were of no consequence? Stop talking bollocks Jackie, being 17th in the 5th game of the season is not important, winning and getting points is: The only games not important are those after you have clinched the title. Anything else is important.

I was so shocked by that statement !!!!   , Coming from a footie fan? .
By the way, check out this quote from manure's goalie, Van der Sar  in an interview with the BBC
It would have been obvious to think they would have a poor season without Henry,"

'But boss Arsene Wenger has an eye for talent. He motivates and educates them. '

"They have done remarkably well and not many would have expected that. Arsenal are playing well and winning."

Some sense from the goalie not some gibberish by some of their fans!

Mathematically, Yes, but let's be realistic,I don't think it's going to happen.

Jackal:
Guess what? The average age of the ARSENAL SQUAD is LESS THAN A YEAR YOUNGER than United's squad. . . .
Spot the difference?

We all know its another gibberish from you, that's why you had to tell us 'Guess what'?

tkb417:
@HNIC
i hope you know Fabio capello went unbeaten with AC Milan 58 games and yet he won the UCL, Steau Bucharest went unbeaten for 108 games, Celtic for 68 games. so, its not new man.

Here we go again, I certainly have more respect for you than the fake prophet of doom, , Milan,Steau and Celtic do not play in the EPL, It 's certainly NEW in the EPL, That's why they were termed the 'INVINCIBLES',

Banderas:
Does anyone else feel that if it was Eddie who had that one-on-one with Pepe Reina last sunday he would have scored it?

Just needs a bit of time to adjust to the pace of the EPL, he will come good. .My only worry is the number 9 shirt he has on, Think of this, Jeffers,Reyes,Baptista. , He must break this jinx!

Jackal:
@ tkb417,

There's nuthing u wont read on Nairaland.

Wenger is as crappy as Alan Pardew as far as the word GREATNESS is concerned.
In his 11 years at Arsenal . . . .he is yet to win the UCL and a Carling Cup(domestic title).
At the turn of the century, Ferguson won the league in 2000,2001,2003 and 2007 . . . .Wenger won it in 2002 and 2004.
Blimey . . . . . what makes Arsene Wenger a good/great manager . . . .it seems i am missing something here.

Wow, Y'all remember when Alan Pardew led West Ham to a historic unbeaten run(50 matches) and won the Champions league in the same year, , He went one better than that Gayners manager,Wenger who could only go 49 matches unbeaten and merely finished a whole season(2003/2004) unbeaten, Alan Pardew is the man.I wonder why he hasn't been Knighted by the Queen yet, To think they call Wenger the professor, What does he know about football , The Arsenal board should give him a boot and get Alan Pardew on board,
Only God can save us from this guy!!!

Hugoboi:
@ Head Nigga In Charge

I can see you're very good in statistics.{ which you're supposed to be given the fact that you're d head slave driver.Any way u can dish out the figgas all u want, but its not going to save u when my boys come calling.
Its payback time,and i'l be damned if i'm not going to collect every shilling y'all Gayners owe us.

United for Eva

, Can't figure out what this lad is saying, Anyone got a clue

coded guy:
The ability of a team 2 grab 3points even when they are not playing well is a characteristics of champion, because when they are playing well, they are unstoppable. ass anal plays well all the time and will still loose or draw the game.this happens regularly and especially against a formidable team eg liverpool, this also has happened severally in the champions league, and there are records to show.

i give it 2 u guys this season anyway, lots of goals against the likes of derby, not bad at all.

Kudos to you for the last paragraph, Things have changed this season, Last season or two seasons ago, we probably would have lost our opening day game against Fulham after that misdemeanor by Lehmann ,maybe lost @ Blackburn,drawn @ Spurs or even the home game with Sunderland.This season, things 've changed , we are scoring from set-pieces,defending them,our midfielders are scoring(Fab,Ros,Hleb), we are fighting for every 50-50 ball and generally, we've got a new attitude, THE ARSENAL is back!

ocho cinco:
Jupp Heyneckes won the C/League in his first season at Madrid, and
he can't get a credible job.

Del Bosque won two, and he hasn't done anything credible since

I guess my point is winning the C/League or any European trophy doesn't make u the
greatest coach and neither does not winning it make you absolutely shyte.

Abeg, let the Prophet of Doom know! What I read on this nairaland amazes me , at times,

This is shocking,
The clubs don't even know they exist and neither one of them own a single share in the club. A senseless waste!

coded guy:
yet we have scored 22 so far in the league(the highest)

A ;Dnd have hit the post, bar, upright, audience, commentators and even an emirates aircraft like 23 times.

I don't get your point, Even though we miss chances we are topping the league with a game in hand, and remain the only premiership team to have scored in every match, Undefeated in all competitions and riding high, Sorry mate, can't say the same for you guys,

A professional performance from the young guns inspired by Gilberto, I was watching out for Fabianski, He had some dodgy moments but Looks like he will come good.Nice performance from Diarra.Not surprised by Dudu at all.He just needs more matches under his belt and some adjustment to the frenetic pace of the EPL, Let's hope for a good draw in the Q-finals, The Arsenal marches on!

coded guy:
i know all thes ass anal people go start to talk bout there ability to pass the ball, passing the ball around without scoring glaring chances especially against formidable team will get u guys NO WHERE.

MAN UNITED 4 LIFE.

My brother, We are passing the ball around and not scoring glaring chances, yet we have scored 22 so far in the league(the highest) and have banged in 11 goals in 3 champions league matches, Men, u can imagine when we start to convert those glaring chances, Who knows Senderos may finish the season in double figures

Jackal:
@ A-40,

You seem to be missing the point.
Lemme tell u the reasons why Arsenal won both games last season . . . . . .

Ferguson didnt reckon with u guys . . . .Arsenal was 17th when we played u guys at OT.
Wenger and lads werent serious title contenders . . . . . we couldnt be bovvered about Arsenal and the match wasnt taken too seriously.
Even as at the time we played @ the Emirates . . . .United was leading by 12 points and there was nothing really at stake.
Despite the defeat, Man Utd was still very comfortable because Chelsea also lost at Liverpool in the same weekend.

Right now . . . .it's a different ball game.
All eyez are on the GAYnners . . . . Ferguson will not allow Wenger to run away with it this time.
United is also on a roll . . . . . .8 league victories on a bounce with the burgeoning partnership of Roo and Tev.
Write United off at your own peril . . . . .
Enuff said.

LOL, I have been hearing excuses all my life, Never heard this one

Damn, Fergie shouldn't have bothered playing the matches then, or maybe he should have lined up Chris Eagles and the other muppets that lost to Coventry in the Carlings cup,
There was nothing at stake at the emirates, yet Van der Sar was wasting time and feigning injury after he thought Shrek had scored the winner,
Well,i have told everyone that excuses would be 'reloaded' after saturday, Maybe this time it will be, emm em, Yeah, it should have been played on Sunday instead of Saturday or em em, , the pitch was not of standard measurement, Oh mancs, you never cease to amaze me!