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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Is Building £7million Mansion For His Family's Use When He Retires by hobyner(m): 11:02am On Dec 21, 2021
Ronald is the only the person that will take family photo wearing only boxers, all him family go wear cloth. Last last 7 million people will still like the picture, me included.
Crime / Re: NDLEA Busts Major Methamphetamine Lab In Delta State, Arrests 4 Mexicans by hobyner(m): 2:16pm On Dec 07, 2021
I've been suspecting Mexican are migrating here and running their underground drug cartels here. I'm too sure now.
Education / Re: Lagos Teacher Removed My Nephew's Tooth & Threatened Him. Help! (Photos) by hobyner(m): 7:41pm On Nov 30, 2021
What's the name of the school?
Science/Technology / Re: 50 Million Cannibal Crabs Shut Down Roads In Australia (Pictures, Video) by hobyner(m): 10:17am On Nov 19, 2021
Because it is cheesy
Daddyvibez:



Why does this sound funny and crazyy at the same time
Crime / Re: Ataga Murder: Chidinma Left A Night Before Victim’s Corpse Was Found — Security by hobyner(m): 8:44pm On Nov 17, 2021
An FBI go solve this case las las
Career / Re: Should I Bet On Myself?; I Need Your Advice. by hobyner(m): 8:44am On Nov 15, 2021
Bro you can go ahead with uni & still be learning blockchain together, you have lots of time. Don't be a blockhead

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Crime / Re: Mkpulummiri: The Dangerous Drug Destroying South East Youth by hobyner(m): 8:14am On Nov 09, 2021
It's easy to close your eyes to the truth & say it doesn't exist. But this is real & know that evil thrives when good men choose to do nothing. Stay woke
JavaScript90:
lol. the name alone is funny. how can water have seed?
OK I have read the article and it is not coming from any reputable source or expert, this report can be best described as trash or propaganda because addiction to this drug is not an 'Igbo' thing but rather a general menace of drug abuse among Nigerian youths

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Crime / Re: Mkpulummiri: The Dangerous Drug Destroying South East Youth by hobyner(m): 8:07am On Nov 09, 2021
It's everywhere in Nigeria, I've been to the north, I'm from the east, & I live in the south. I've come across it everywhere. Very easy to access
Moneyboyz:
I thought this drug is mostly available in the USA, I don't use drugs but I know guys here take weed and shit all the time but I've never seen anyone talk about meth, never heard of it here in the south.

Meth is cheap and easy to get addicted to. Many homeless people in USA are addicted to this Shit cause it's cheap and everywhere. They would rather live homeless and take some meth to feel high than Have a roof over their heads.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Are You Surviving Being Jobless ? by hobyner(m): 4:09pm On Oct 11, 2021
Its not easy bro, I retired gfrom mtn in dec 2016, I was 22yrs then, but I've always been entrepreneurial. It wasn't easy cuz I had a drug addiction problem when I resigned. But now I'm off that & confident. Now I own a web design & creative agency, on the side I trade forex and invest in bitcoin. So I think I've found my way & I'm earning pretty well despite the increasing price of things. This isn't denial, because i acknowledge prices of things are increasing at a scary rate but u think I'll be alright.
Denvacandy:
Was just randomly thinking how people that are jobless are surviving in this country with the increase in price of things.

I earn roughly 100-130k monthly and i can say its not being easy, spending money on food, data and unkeep.


So i really need to know how people who are jobless are coping in this country, people that have no source of income.
Business / Re: My Bank Is Posting Debit To My Account Even When I Don't Have Enough Balance. by hobyner(m): 5:48am On Oct 05, 2021
They debiting your card, so cancel your existing cards then get 2 new cards, 1 for ATM/POS, the 2nd is for online payment. And be careful
Opexzy:
I will keep this as short as possible.

Three days ago I got a debit alert of 2700 naira from no where on my access bank account. I quickly moved the rest of my money into the other access bank account. I looked at the transaction description but I couldn't make any sense of it, so I let it slide... Since the card will expire this month.

Fast forward to today. I wanted to withdraw some cash, I have so many bank accounts but only this account has an atm card, so i would always move the amount I want to spend to this account. To my greatest surprise, I found out that this account has been thrown into negative with a deficit of over 3500 naira... How is this even possible... I checked my transaction history and I realised that I have like three different debit transactions today alone, I didn't even get an alert. Is Access Bank whining me or what? I don't even know where this debit transactions are coming from.

Bellow are the screenshots from my Access more mobile app. Please can anyone explain what's going on here.

The first image was the first debit alert I received.
The second one is my negative balance and the debit transaction from unknown sources.
Health / Re: NAFDAC Warns Against Smuggled Frozen Chicken, Says ‘They Contain Formalin’ by hobyner(m): 5:43am On Oct 05, 2021
grin grin grin
Authority1o1:
Okay...


You've been warned. So the next time you want to buy frozen chicken, ask your supplier if it was smuggled. If he answers in the affirmative, relay what NAFDAC has advised to your supplier. Then leave his shop. Very wise NAFDAC.

Also, since Formalin is hazardous to us, before buying we should be sure to turn those frozen chicken over to see a tag that says 'Smuggled. Please do not consume. Contains Formalin'. Once you spot this tag, be responsible enough to walk out of that supplier's shop. Your health is priceless.

It's just like my bank telling me to inspect the cash they've given to me, because people have been depositing counterfeit money to them.
Sports / Re: Ronaldo To Adorn The iconic No 7 Shirt, as Cavani takes No 21 by hobyner(m): 7:47am On Sep 03, 2021
CR7 na GOAT too, the no.7 na just stew on top the asun
Afokesco:
Wearing a particular Number doesn't make you a good footballer ..you can wear any number....who don Sabi don sabi...Messi no dey reason number....Messi na humble player
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by hobyner(m): 7:41am On Sep 03, 2021
Yeah right. Go listen to CLB
Bitchiamjay:
Kanye West ft Playboi Carti | Junya.

The beat on this one hits different. Drake must be wishing he made this song. Ye is Goated.
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by hobyner(m): 7:40am On Sep 03, 2021
Drake - CLB

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Education / Re: Emmanuel Chinweuba Nworie Relocates To The US by hobyner(m): 3:06pm On Aug 04, 2021
You be cruise, na 3rd class n dropouts get farming solely cheesy
Kriss216:
There's nothing wrong being a farmer. Farming is not solely for 3rd class or drop outs.



Congratulations to him, though. More grace.
Education / Re: Emmanuel Chinweuba Nworie Relocates To The US by hobyner(m): 2:57pm On Aug 04, 2021
Everything is wrong when you own a 1st class degree in Mathematics
Kriss216:
There's nothing wrong being a farmer. Farming is not solely for 3rd class or drop outs.



Congratulations to him, though. More grace.
Webmasters / 4 Mind Blowing Facts About The Speed Of Your Website by hobyner(m): 1:20pm On Jul 25, 2021
I remember going to cyber cafes as a young boy to browse the internet and I’ll spend long hours there; really because my Aunty owned the place. The experience I had each time I was in the café was thrilling and exciting, although many of the websites took time to load and the videos always buffered because the internet speed wasn’t 3G or 4G. This was around year 2000.

A lot has changed between then and now. Websites are now responsive and accessible with smartphones. Network service providers are providing 4G services and experimenting with 5G. Creating a website nowadays is much less complicated than it was a decade ago; platforms like Wix and WordPress make it easy for people to create beautiful and functional websites for their business within a short period of time.

To help you figure out the website optimization game, take the time to learn some of these mind-blowing facts about your website speed. Each provides insight into subtle changes that you could make to improve your website.

1. The average attention span has decreased from 12 to 8 seconds
A goldfish, at 9 seconds, has a longer attention span than the average internet user. You must deliver the content to the audience in the shortest amount of time possible. Otherwise, you risk having a high bounce rate and the potential customer leaving to get what they need elsewhere.

2. Only 0.5 seconds is required to form an opinion
Once the website has loaded, the average user will take half a second to make up their mind on certain aspects of the website. Therefore, you must make a good first impression. The use of images, background theme, and content layout must be in line with the expectations of your average user.

3. 47% of users expect websites to load within 2 seconds
Pay attention to website loading speeds – they must be under 2 seconds. Otherwise you run the risk of frustrating some of your website visitors. Most people would rather use your competitor than stick around for slow loading speeds.

4. There has been a 14% increase in the average connection speed
This means you can get away with webpages that use up more bandwidth without decreasing in the loading speed. It somewhat frees up your creativity, as fewer restrictions are imposed on how many elements you can have per page.

To conclude, you want your website to be as fast as possible. How fast the content on your website loads will have an impact on your rankings and user interactions with your site. This is why you need to ensure that your website is moving as quickly as possible, at all times for optimal search results and user experience. Do you have any website optimization facts that’s mind blowing? then share in the comment.

Read full article here https://drag.com.ng/4-mind-blowing-facts-about-the-speed-of-your-website/

Sports / Re: Tokyo 2020: Nigeria’s First Olympics Gymnast, Uche Eke Crashes Out by hobyner(m): 8:52am On Jul 25, 2021
Hiss
redcliff:

the will power to succeed embedded in the DNA of his tribe got him the merit to get there.
Science/Technology / Re: Jeff Bezos And Crew Reaches Space Successfully by hobyner(m): 6:59am On Jul 21, 2021
They intended to sell a seat on the shuttle for $50m until they gave it to the old lady n teenager for free. Remove Obi cubana & Otedola from your list, only Dangote can comfortably afford to take a trip to space right now. There are levels to this.
castrokins:
When Are Obi Cubana, Dangote And Ote$ Going?
Science/Technology / Re: Jeff Bezos And Crew Reaches Space Successfully by hobyner(m): 6:48am On Jul 21, 2021
They intended to sell a seat on the shuttle for $50m until they gave it to the old lady n teenager for free. Remove Obi cubana & Otedola from your list, only Dangote can comfortably afford to take a trip to space right now
Princeton92:
Impressively good... What's next?

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Religion / Re: The Sack Letter Of Pastors In Winners Chapel Over 'Poor Church Growth' (Photo) by hobyner(m): 9:17pm On Jul 19, 2021
grin many are called but few are chosen.
rittanie:
I thought been a pastor is a calling..imagine them sack your calling.
Business / Re: Pictures Of Obi Cubana's Hotels And Clubs by hobyner(m): 7:57pm On Jul 19, 2021
Rollace Hotels, I don't know why they calling it Rolex
pinkgoodies:


He doesn't own Rolex Hotel. The hotel is owned by Emeka Otigba.
Sports / Re: Ozil's Girlfriend Slept With Everyone At Inter, AC Milan - Pèrez Leaked Audio by hobyner(m): 6:49pm On Jul 17, 2021
She belongs to the streets
Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Mum's Burial: Zubby Michael Throws Bundles Of Naira Notes At Guests by hobyner(m): 10:00am On Jul 17, 2021
Why person go do ritual? Smh
SaintAY:
why people no go do ritual, smh

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Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Mum's Burial: Zubby Michael Throws Bundles Of Naira Notes At Guests by hobyner(m): 9:59am On Jul 17, 2021
No weapon formed against you will prosper.
Nwaotu10:
God, I need this kind of money, money upon money, money at all cost, money in all denomination, even ritual money grin grin

Thunder fire poverty!
Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Mum's Burial: Zubby Michael Throws Bundles Of Naira Notes At Guests by hobyner(m): 9:58am On Jul 17, 2021
Who be dat one wey collect bundle, shook inside pocket?

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Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Mother's Burial Vs Mike Adenuga Mother's Burial by hobyner(m): 9:47am On Jul 17, 2021
Road ke? Na him be government? As you get money reach why you never tar your village road or install street light? Poverty mentality
zoeA:
These attitude towards celebrating occasions has dragged the black man backwards.
They say an African loves to dance... whether in marriage,death or birth...we just love to dance... imagine if Obi Cubana and his cohorts as rich as they claim to could pull their resources creatively towards the development of their immediate environs that untarred road I saw in Obi Cubana's village no for dey...
It's almost a crime celebrating lavishly in the midst of poverty...
Roast me please

Crime / Re: 5 Kidnappers Arrested In Ogun While Collecting Ransom For Boy They Abducted by hobyner(m): 7:19pm On Jul 12, 2021
Which one is "crack detectives" again?
Health / Re: My New Girl Friend May Leave Me Because Of My Body. by hobyner(m): 7:16pm On Jul 12, 2021
grin grin Bruh u reminded me of uncle ruckus in The Boondocks
apatheticme:
Go and see a dermatologist!.. This looks like vitiligo.

Stop patronizing chemists, patent drug dealers and quacks! Go to a government approved hospital either teaching hospital or general hospital, demand for a dermatologist.

Therein lies the solution you seek.
Webmasters / 4 Free Tools By Google For SEO You Shouldn’t Overlook by hobyner(m): 7:33am On Jul 09, 2021


Google has positioned themselves as the leading SEO (Search Engine Optimization) platform. The potential to reach customers on Google is massive. Because of their market dominance, they have had to provide tools (paid and free), that users can use to boost their SEO ranking. Some of these tools are used frequently, while some gets ignored.

Below are four free tools by Google to help boost your SEO ranking:


Google Analytics - Google Analytics allows you to track and understand your web and online customer's behavior, user experience, online content, device functionality and more. Simply put, Google Analytics puts several lines of tracking code into the code of your website. The code records various activities of your users when they visit your website, along with the attributes (such as age, gender, interests) of those users. It then sends all that information to the GA (Google Analytics) server once the user exits your website.
Next, Google Analytics aggregates the data collected from your website in multiple ways, and presents it to you professionally. Google Analytics is super powerful on its own. But when you combine it with the Google Search Console? It’s even MORE powerful.


Google Trends - A very powerful tool that is often overlooked by online marketers, Google Trends can help you touch on topics that are popular, right now. Google Trends can be used for discovering and comparing trending keywords (i.e. keywords with higher volumes of search) within a given period and geography.
Google Trends doesn’t always provide data that you can use to your advantage.  But, from an SEO perspective, it’s well worth using on a regular basis in search engine keyword research. You never know when it’ll help you unearth that one topic that pushes a load of traffic to your website.


Google My Business - Google My Business (GMB) is a free tool created by Google to help business owners manage how they appear in Google search results and on Google Maps. With it you can claim your free local business listing on Google and add things like your contact information, business hours, photos, services, and much more. Local SEO is big business. If you’re a local company looking to drive business online, you need to implement a sound strategy, built around search engine optimization.
For most, this starts with Google My Business. With a business listing, you’re in a position to provide prospective customers with more information on your company.


Google PageSpeed Insights -   PageSpeed Insights helps to analyze the content of a web page, quickly and easily test the speed of a web page, then generates suggestions to make that page faster.
In other words, you want your website to be as fast as possible. How fast the content on your website loads will have an impact on your rankings and user interactions with your site. This is why you need to ensure that your website is moving as quickly as possible, at all times for optimal search results.
Thanks to the Google PageSpeed Insights tool, you never have to guess whether or not your site is up-to-par, in regards to speed. Instead, it helps you to make your website fast on all devices.


Do you know any helpful tools you’ll like to add to the topic above? Then share your thoughts and recommendations in the comment section.

Read more articles - https://drag.com.ng/blog/

Webmasters / Re: Tips To Grow Your Business Online In Nigeria With A Tight Budget by hobyner(m): 11:46am On Jul 07, 2021
Pls share it with people who may find it useful. Thanks
Olamlag:
Nice write up, depending on what your business is, having a YouTube channel might also help

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