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RomanceRe: Help! I Feel Really Terrible Now: by hoeyeadoe(op): 5:21am On Apr 30, 2009
lol, toyinrayo. yu sure care, A sister cant even sleep n yu care in that yur very way? thx ooooo. Post it for me.
RomanceHelp! I Feel Really Terrible Now: by hoeyeadoe(op): 5:15am On Apr 30, 2009
It's 4.52am and sleep is gone on a far distance journey.

I cant share this with my bf but might as well share it with the eagle eyed and the rabbit eared Nlanders, egba mi o (come rescue me o)

I'm sure a lot of you might want to sing 'ki ni big deal?' but temi yemi ( I know what i'm on about)

Being a victim of sexual assault from childhood, i'm so disgusted by what happened barely 5hrs ago.

My neighbour (Musa) is finally moving to 9ja after his PHD at the UNi and he paid my ticket to see me b4 he finally leaves for his business. As he is a good massager, I asked him to give me a last massage. ehmmmmmmn.

Of cos he enjoys it n so do I. Please guys, should that be a turn on---twasnt the first time afterall

He gave me this massage to the extent that I slept off and woke up only to find my full briefed pantis almost folded into half while he is still vigorously massaging my back, I feel disgusted rite now

I told him it was aiight n cudn't really bullshit him. This is some massage turned nightmare, A massage from hell,

I tell me bf everything, how do I live not letting him on on this after all his warnings about this awoof massage, aw do I sleep- it's morning already.

I feel like av got a diseases, my body itches. perhaps I should see a doctor too, Whadyu think guys?
RomanceRe: A Night With Your Wife= N100,000,000 by hoeyeadoe(op): 4:27am On Apr 30, 2009
As a matter of fact, twas actually N10,000 million, not soo much money.
RomanceA Night With Your Wife= N100,000,000 by hoeyeadoe(op): 3:13am On Apr 30, 2009
It's really difficult to get people to think critically about hypothetical situations and this is another one. But be very thoughtful. Obviously impoverished, would you allow your wife have sex with your boss for N100,000,000 (one hundred million naira, 400,000 pounds and 560,000 dollars).
HealthRe: Beware! Swine Flu Is The Latest Health Problem by hoeyeadoe: 2:47am On Apr 30, 2009
Brothers Beware!!! Be Fervently Prayerful and strife to know God more, These are the signs of the end of time as it written in the Bible, Be hygienic.
FamilyRe: Should I Give My Second Cousin An Egg by hoeyeadoe: 2:38am On Apr 30, 2009
I share yur concerns. But, ehmmmm,

I'd say give her, watever would be will be.
Christianity EtcRe: How Can Get Rid Of Eating In My Dreams by hoeyeadoe: 2:22am On Apr 30, 2009
Temmydanny, are yu still eating in yur dreams. wud be 9ice if we got a feedback.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Murder Grammar Here (feel Free To Tabon Here) by hoeyeadoe: 2:12am On Apr 30, 2009
And I'm just wonders why the shakes of head,
RomanceRe: Guys I Need Your Opinion by hoeyeadoe: 2:02am On Apr 30, 2009
I'd say you do your own thing. He just confirmed you need not know his whereabouts. There is a Yoruba adage that says a woman who monitors her husband's movement is in for some troubling shit. Speak to him about it again and catch yur fun if he isnt yeilding.
Forum GamesRe: The Pidgin English Thread by hoeyeadoe: 7:38pm On Apr 25, 2009
JAm, wetin dat one mean?
RomanceRe: What Would You all Consider The "unforgivable(s)" In A Relationship? by hoeyeadoe: 8:59pm On Apr 24, 2009
it's titled 'what would your partner do to deserve a redcard'

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-265464.0.html
RomanceRe: What Would You all Consider The "unforgivable(s)" In A Relationship? by hoeyeadoe: 8:53pm On Apr 24, 2009
i blv there is already a topic like this in this same section. Sheck it out.
CelebritiesRe: Is Asa Gay? by hoeyeadoe: 8:49pm On Apr 24, 2009
Now, that's news.

She doesnt look it at all. I doubt she is.
EducationRe: Strictly For Great Ife by hoeyeadoe: 8:37pm On Apr 24, 2009
Gr8 Ife, Gr8. Some years.

Guys enjoy!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Murder Grammar Here (feel Free To Tabon Here) by hoeyeadoe: 8:24pm On Apr 24, 2009
ok guys!!! fair enuf, itz so fery easy to kill gramma n language n we willn't hesitate to does just dat efen amidst cohesion n consent.

More important is the fact that I am joyfullest that most of you have meet sm1 you can all embraces n sm1 tat can make a changes in your life.

I have too. I'm invited him to NL and we should soon started our very own romantic tread.

In the mean time guys, pliz, continue to make a blow of gramma.
Forum GamesRe: The Pidgin English Thread by hoeyeadoe: 8:12pm On Apr 24, 2009
na so
CultureRe: Mental Colonialism by hoeyeadoe: 7:39pm On Apr 24, 2009
yu ghet? That's the koko, wannabees.

NIke, yu have a point.
RomanceRe: What Would Your Partner Do To Get The "red Card"? by hoeyeadoe: 7:22pm On Apr 24, 2009
When he screws anything n any1 else.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Get A Job Without Years Of Experience? by hoeyeadoe: 7:16pm On Apr 24, 2009
Volunteer 4 similar jobs instead of staying at home. That way you gain experience and add value to yurself.
TravelRe: Hi by hoeyeadoe: 6:39pm On Apr 24, 2009
i'm really surprised that you are due to resume in July and haven't applied for a visa yet. Net time, it's best you gather your information b4 embarking on such decisions. From experience, I dont know of any schools that resume in July, it's either September or January.

That being said, you need to visit (visa4uk.feo.gov.uk) if you haven't already done so to get the most accurate info.

Apply for your VISA asap.

In the sponsor's case, it used to be that the sponsor shows that he is capable of sponsoring you but rules are changed and not too sure abt them. sheck it out on the website.
PoliticsRe: Patrick Obahiagbon House Of Rep's Parrot by hoeyeadoe: 5:40pm On Apr 24, 2009
lmbaooooo, I just fell in love with him- the passion for effectiveness is so rare n he just invigorated my spirit to know that WE CAN DO IT. Ignore the inbalance, it's typical of stammerers. He's made perfect sense. Dedicated n disciplined Nigerian who confines himself to his study room, studying of cos while his colleagues r Amalaing, beer palouring n partying about.

Truth is, some 9jas just like to show off their English speaking skills ( n im wondering hu cares). The other day, i resorted to an online dictionary cos I was trying to understand an article from the Punch, but y?

But for this man, being the psychologist n body language expert that I am, it's his most effective manner of passing his message across, please, is he married?
CrimeRe: Heartless Robbers Rape Woman, Three Daughters; Still Steal Their Valuables by hoeyeadoe: 5:08pm On Apr 24, 2009
I'm really sorry,

datz anoda question of security, imagine 4 whole women at a time. We shall never experience such ooo. Amen.
Christianity EtcRe: How Can Get Rid Of Eating In My Dreams by hoeyeadoe: 5:01pm On Apr 24, 2009
Moderator, May we have smthg like 'depends' in the poll options?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is A Failing State:british All Party Parliamentary Group Report by hoeyeadoe: 4:49pm On Apr 24, 2009
George, need I say more about these very things that bother me? you just outlined them the way I could have done, however unprioritized it may seem. The title is the attraction. Personally, I see 9ja as a failed state. I fail to identify any properly functioning instititutions because there's none, I haven't seen such, haven't experienced a complete process of process. Basic infrastructure is another story entirely. Civil service? a joke. My Aunt is 65  and has never bin paid her pension. After several long legs, she is asked to pay N100,000 to get her pension. it's so very easy to get a lot of things wrong in this country. Remember, the dead that were still being paid pension while the living is wallowing in abject poverty or smthg smwhat better than it.

What makes a state failed in my opinion is, not fulfilling its expectations. The constitution should always be looked back at and changed if need be. Our constitution promises a conducive environment for individuals to maximize their potential, it promises absolute security, it promises equality and justice through the effective functioning of public/ private institutions? Where are they? Universities are most dissappointing these days- an institution that should push forward to being sponsored on researches that would make our country a better place. Nigeria is supposed to be a healthy society with loads of potential to be worked out. In my view, it's no weak state but a failed state in all definition of failure with regards the constitution.
EventsRe: Please Announce Your Birthday Here: by hoeyeadoe: 1:39am On Apr 24, 2009
29th of August.

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