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Kunleskey:
congrat mine is +7 of yours.

dat nice not 2face

ITL:
Yes o !

The pastor get responsibilities o
As you pay your TAX, also pay your TITHE!

Very soon, advert for TITHE payment go reach DSTV
because the rate at which people they wake up to understand the scam
soon the church will re-engineering the package!

As per tithe, personally am indifferent about it
GIVE to the needy, donate to charities (Churches inclusive)
Dats all!

Happy Sunday fellas!

mehn u said it all

what is this
Our enemy don increase in 7 fold.

So there is always a bad thing to a good thing.
Cow-advantages meat and drum
cow - disadvantages suicide bomber

Yes I still saw them at Iya risi canteen yesterday even though some people are trying to drive a rift between them.

Haha which kind question be this now ?
Don't you want me to refuel my car and pay my children school fees.
Just pay d Goddamed tithe.
Amen !

good
dat means a lot of courage.
anyway
Education is needed not compulsory.

good
I just pray e no lost soon like a whole freight ship.

we are done

One word
GIRLS !

I just pray that plane no lost soon with its luggage

God I don't need much.
I only need love from either oyedepo daughter or pastor oyahkilome daughter.
dats all God

Its more good for shy guy, you can build your confidence with that.
nothing wrong with that

if na true then Dats good news. no body should support any candidate that can't control s class not to talk of a country

wiselett:
lol. Wetin be de definition of 'ajepako'?
I no go say i be 'ajepako' or 'ajebutter'.........probably a mixture of both, leaning mostly on the 'ajebutter' side. But i can say i did 99.9% of all dat....probably cos i was a tomboy (found it more fun playing with boys than girls cos girls can form!) Lol.
My childhood was interesting....no play wey pesin no play.

You forgot to mention:
- played soccer with toilet ball (you know that orange-coloured 'stone' ball with pierced tip....and all other painful balls. Haha (adidas no dey reign dat time, na 'okpomkporo'.....
or played soccer with small unripe orange to be changed every time it gets squashed underfoot.

-played basketball with car tyre as the goal mouth.

-Jumped rolling tyres in succession (when it wasn't fun using normal car tyres, tipper/lorry tyres were used).

-reserved 'special' plates and spoons even before the food is cooked!

-tiptoe out of the house at the slightest indication of friends/neighbours playing outside.

-pretend to observe your siesta only to disappear from the house few minutes later(how does a child sleep in the afternoon when you hear others playing? Hot afternoon of all times....which kin 'siesta' be dat? Lol)

-store every crown cork you see whether clean or not just to play with later(doesn't matter if your room becomes sandy).

-Bite open mango seed just because you heard it houses tortoise!

-Purposely provoke dogs to chase you for the fun of it(can't forget the day i fell and came face-to-face with one). Haha. Na there my dog play got red card.

-climb tree tops just to pluck fruits and relax there even if you were told girls don't climb trees.

-put omo in cans and blow bubbles(victory for the biggest bubbles!).

-beat the daylight out of your cushions/sofas with cane while teaching dem 'students' and they're not understanding. (i can't even laugh).

-pretending to be sick just to skip work only to find out you're too good an actor when you fall sick for real minutes later!.

-argue with your friends about the pronounciation of a word, only to agree to wait for the 9pm network news to get the correct pronounciation from the newscaster. (No be now some newscasters dey 'kpoom' over word pronounciation more than primary school kids!

Abeg dem too plenty.......

I really pity kids of nowadays, who only play video games. No more playing outside with friends...even if they do, na 'ajebo' play. Not good....not good...

mehn you killed it all.
I dove hat

what of saint Janet.
the queen of lewd high life started from the church

domido:
But he survived nah!

for life imprisonment or death sentenced

odd under him rather

Happy birthday my Inlaw.
I've to use Inlaw cus Ve been eyeing your daughter for a while.
I want to have an holy relationship.

yes. he has been given two much of filter.
Jonathan ! This is an end to your regime

GOODLUCK doesn't even mean what it portrayed.
Anyway apc till pastor adeboye get tattoo on all his body

TB Joshua
The man dat sees other misfortunes but can't see his.
Anyway he is a good pastor to me cus he do give out not only receiving.

Disraeli:
be resilient & remain like that till u marry.

I can if I want to. tasting it makes you yearn for me

what
Death weapon
something is wrong with our system.
there wount be any thorough investigation on this

song of Solomon chapter 1 vs 1
kiss me with the kisses of thy mouth cus.....

Oyinbo and their way of live

wao
education is never too late but she for hire private teacher.
Anyway Education is needed not compulsory.

hmmmmmm I laugh in pidgin English.
waste of money and time

Those inec dey do rubbish.
Still waiting for dem to come make I collect or reregister

No, if you Ve it on your cheek

Smh
na now boko haram just dey happen ?
nonsensical set of politician.
this same mark rejected d bill to pay corps member 30k and he buy motor for 2face(later deny)
in micheal Jackson voice THEY DONT CARE ABOUT US.

dat cool
but that child looks like me
hope no be say....