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BusinessRe: What Is That Thing You Bought Or Project That Really Shook Your Bank Account? by Holav(m): 1:46pm On May 25, 2023
cheesy🤣😭
newschannel247:
hope the tv no get issues like the land
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Brighton (0 - 3) On 14th May 2023 by Holav(m): 6:57pm On May 14, 2023
I swear me 2 sef dey wonder as dis arsenal dey top : grin😂
tonididdy:
Na the arsenal wey we know be this grin





Werey dey digusie b4
CareerRe: Top 7 Highest Paying Oil Companies In Nigeria by Holav(m): 9:14pm On May 13, 2023
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IjebuWarrior:
Typical foolish Nigerian youth.... instead of advising her to work hard and remain persistent. angry
RomanceRe: Curvy Albino In Viral Dance Video by Holav(m): 7:29pm On May 12, 2023
Ahhh wetin b dis🤣🤣😭
ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
please help this guy with likes, his life depends on it
CareerRe: Top 10 Highest Paying Federal Government Jobs In Nigeria & Salaries by Holav(m): 6:33pm On May 12, 2023
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Emola12:
Imagine if recuited as Nigeria army dey will send me to sambisa Forest to fight Boko Haram ending of d month I will be paying #10,000 per month I reject it in Jesus name......nah red thunder go fire our government
PhonesRe: Please My Phone Was Stolen And I Got A Message by Holav(m): 6:20pm On May 11, 2023
Bro can they still track samsung phone when d location is not on?
Kelvin30286063:
Don't think you can successfully track it but I won't be so sure. If it's a Samsung, I can bet you can. I actually lost my Samsung S20 recently and I successfully tracked and located it on my other Samsung. It was easy and straight forward but all these Redmi, Tecno phones no get try.
RomanceRe: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Holav(m): 10:20am On May 10, 2023
grin grin
Ballzproblemm:
one time when in one apartment like that rain started falling so decided to go and pack clothes as I was packing I saw my female neighbor undies and she wasn't around and her door locked, so as a good Samaritan I decided to help her pack it, my hand was full so I just stuffed them in my pocket ,enter house , so she came back I handed over some to her , forgetting that one piece of g string pant remain,I say make I go buy something for chemist across my street(people full inside as the rain was drizzling) ,as I dip heard to pay for the stuff way I buy ,I touch fabric ,I thought it was hanky ,naso I just bring am out fiam!,omo come see laff! wey them laff me ,I no near that shop for close to 3 months cheesy
RomanceRe: Share Your Most Embarrassing Relationship Moments. by Holav(m): 10:06am On May 09, 2023
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bigpicture001:
I and my very broke and hungry roommate plus another guy in the varsity then once hosted three very beautiful girls in our room with our last 2k...we plan to cook soup and buy garri with the money oooo before the girls pre-informed us of there rather impromptu visit.

We changed plan to rather entertain them with the last card as opposed by the third guy amongst us....now the girls decline to eat whatever we tried to offer and that our third friend was happy ,but I continued to press them to at least accept short bread and mineral.they agreed...but took Just one of it each..

while I saw them off from just the door to the corridor ...I noticed a big scuffle inside my room between my room mate and this friend of ours coming from our room...imidiately, I decoded they are rushing for the left overs of the three short bread this girls left unfinished and I will be left out ND hungrier....I abruptly excused myself from them in the corridor and dashed into the room and joined them to huzle for the remaining luxury biscuits.....

To my amazement, this girls followed me back to the house, confused that we may be fighting over something and caught us red handed huzling to eat their left overs.....

U need to see the situation that day...I was very ashamed of myself and hugely embarrassed....
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Holav(m): 12:05pm On Apr 27, 2023
Bring am come ikeja computer Village I think na board issue I deals with iPhone board issues
22o62021:
I have an iPhone xs max
On normal calls the mouth piece does not work
But works on call recording and WhatsApp

I reset the phone and now
It will go off after like 2 minutes of it being on and goes off.

Sometimes it will go off and comes on again.

I have tried new battery and same issue.
It hasn't happened like this before until after reset

Please anyone with a solution here.

I'm an engineer, it's a customer phone
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (4 - 1) On 26th April 2023 by Holav(m): 9:01pm On Apr 26, 2023
Arsenal losing dis league is my biggest achievement dis year🥱 grin

I talk am dis arsenal no fit beat mancity I can bet am with my future💀 sey arsenal no go even score 1,

God Don design am 4 mancity in epl to dey beat arsenal except guardiola leave city
BusinessRe: How To Handle Money Transferred To Wrong Account number Case (worth Sharing) by Holav(m): 4:26pm On Apr 25, 2023
Yeah I can testify to dis UBA is most useless bank in nigeria there security system is poor mehn.

I can remember when I transfer money to someone
like more than 200k I enter limit cus haven't upgrade my account, then I can't able to transfer money again.

Then at night I just saw debit alert of 50k through transfer e shock me d details of d transaction is just name and there is no destination bank at d details,

I checked all my transactions history whether d account name is in my history d name no dey there, I just dey wonder sey hw can someone wire my money from my account through transfer and I dey limit and can't make any transfer again.

I went to bank to complain d werey bank told me dat someone has access to my account then I told d customer care dat OK as u say so, then I told her dat have enter limit in my account dat hw can someone wire money from my account through transfer then d useless customer care told me dat uba is using 2 mobile app dat if I enter limit in one dat d second I can still make a transfer I shock then I told her am not aware of d second app oooh that haven't even sign in on it,

Oya I tell d girl wey dey attend to me oya trace d money, d werey bank sey they can't trace d money dat they don't know d destination of d money I went to bank tire na so my 50k go b dat

If u mistakenly transfer money to wrong account if d person na confam G abeg forget nothing bank fit do dey 2 useless.
nurey:
Believe this at your own peril, CBN, EFCC, ICPC, CPC, NPF are all bunch of ineffective parastaltals.

I was hacked by a bank staff, my funds withdrawn, I contacted all of them via mail, twitter, facebook and none came to my rescue.

I even paid police to help fish out the scammer till today police dey tell me the bank (UBA) hasn't given them the guys details.

If not the fear of God, I want to trace the guy and ensure he doesn't scam another person again but alas dem go say I took laws into my own hands.

UBA is a fraudulent bank, trascact with them at your own detriment.
PhonesRe: Tecno Spark 10 Pro VS Samsung A14 Ultimate Comparison by Holav(m): 11:32pm On Apr 24, 2023
Dey play😁 d only fold phone me I know na samsung fold others na trash, abi u wan compare d tecno fold 2 samsung own?
AmadorSays:
lol, FYI their highest device now is the Phantom V Fold, check am make you see. grin
PoliticsRe: South-East Has Highest Number Of Poor People Per Square Miles - StatiSense by Holav(m): 11:08pm On Apr 21, 2023
grin grin
Hezzyluv:
Lol...

Let me join that Monica falselprophet to say....

I see this not going down well with some people

I see some persons from one region having huge relief about this statistics.

I see some people about to slam this report.

I see some dragging Tinubu and Peter Obi's blockoz on top this matter.

This I have seen. grin


Modified...

I I knew it and I prophesied right. grin
PhonesRe: Tecno Spark 10 Pro VS Samsung A14 Ultimate Comparison by Holav(m): 10:45pm On Apr 21, 2023
D design wey see dey post na better design compare 2 d samsung?

Nothing go make me use tecno phone in dis life am very sure their highest phone phantom x2 can't compete with Samsung A73 talk less of D latest A74.
0xAaron:
have you used their recent phones?? Backup your claim next time with some facts
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Holav(m): 4:15pm On Apr 21, 2023
8 episode 2 small oooh and pesin go wait another 2 years again 4 season 3 HBO just dey do rubbish now😕


Wow series thread about to come alive again,
Series thread just bored now nothing to discuss no series to talk about e dey hard 4 dis thread to cross 2 page in a week.

When house of dragon was airing dis thread dey cross like 3 to 5 pages in a week , I usually enjoy Dis thread, talk about it and argue even house of dragon has it own thread 2 to talk about d series.

Dis make me realise dat No TV show is better or bigger than Game of throne, I can remember when GOT was airing all my twitter page was fill with it d way people talk about and argue make me love d series more cus after I finished watching episode I go run quickly go twitter make I go see argument,
No Tv show can boast of dis popularity

I discovered nairaland GOT thread chai as I see d thread I run go back rewatch GOT back mehn I can assure dat GOT thread here in nairaland will be one of D most view thread no other series thread here can compete.

Make person introduce a series make we dey talk about jare dis thread 2 dull 😑.
abduleez1:
cool cool
PhonesRe: Iphone 11 For Sale by Holav(m): 10:49pm On Apr 19, 2023
Na chip unlock u wan sell 4 170k and u Don used am tire oooh,
130k u agree, I fit raise am higher sha if d phone is neat like 5k or 10k add on
PhonesRe: Tecno Spark 10 Pro VS Samsung A14 Ultimate Comparison by Holav(m): 10:45pm On Apr 19, 2023
Tecno with there useless phone design they just worst 🤨
BusinessRe: 3 Nigerian Banks Change Their Names; Sterling Splits Into 2 by Holav(m): 10:40pm On Apr 19, 2023
Chai omoh I no 2 like bank like dat since person comot my money from UBA,

UBA na most useless bank in nigeria there security system is poor,

Since then na opay I dey use na one of my friend tell me sey opay security no 2 tight dat dey steal one guy phone and dey withdraw all d money wey dey there by using forget password cus d account number is Yr
phone number, and they can do forget password I try it by myself and I see sey na true.

Dats y I go open bank account again.
Lordofalmajiri:
No put better money there... First time I transfer 2m .. I con go do 500k transaction.. that was last year, the idiots block my account for no reason, they con dey ask mumu questions. I think some of their staffs are fraudulent. But the bank no bad normally
BusinessRe: 3 Nigerian Banks Change Their Names; Sterling Splits Into 2 by Holav(m): 10:09pm On Apr 19, 2023
Ahh bro I just open dat bank ni ooooh ,
Someone told me d bank is gud dats y I open it and I Don put money there as I hear u sey na rubbish bank my mind just dey disturb me.
Lordofalmajiri:
lol happened to me as well... They intentionally blocked me from receiving alerts, I was fast enough to pull out my money from them. Na Thieves full that bank
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 16th April 2023 by Holav(m): 4:38pm On Apr 16, 2023
Arsenal losing dis league give me joy I swear grin grin
E just dey amaze me sef as arsenal dey top

D arsenal wey I know wey no sabi 4 anything,

Make man City collect dis league make e reduce noise pollution from dis arsenal fans ,

Arsenal dey top dey think they have arrive grin grin
RomanceRe: To Hakimi And His Fellow CHEATERS by Holav(m): 12:00am On Apr 15, 2023
grin grin
AndrewTate:
don't worry I'll spell it out for you grin

Let's pray...
May another woman take 50% of the properties of every male in your family including your son/sons born or unborn everytime they cheat
Say amen...🙏🏾
EventsRe: The Most Handsome Nairalander Celebrates His Birthday In Grand Style (Pictures) by Holav(m): 4:29pm On Apr 06, 2023
grin grin
Ballzproblem2:
the word "handsome" and "beautiful" is highly abused in Nigeria
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Holav(m): 9:42am On Apr 06, 2023
K bro
WriterNiig:
Make sure you have the app installed before clicking on Magnet Download.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Holav(m): 10:43am On Apr 05, 2023
Bro I click d magnet download is not going just keep redirecting me to ads stuff
WriterNig:
https://1337x.to/torrent/4641399/Downfall-2004-GERMAN-1080p-V2-BrRip-x265-HEVCBay/

Download uTorrent app, then click on Magnet Download
PhonesRe: Suggest A Mobile App That Has Been Helpful To You by Holav(m): 8:31pm On Apr 03, 2023
Na dis kind tin plenty 4 nairaland😂
MartinsD12:
These is the kind of educative information we should be having on nairaland not some of these useless write up like am chatting with a married woman she is asking me for sexxxx should I bleep her ? My girlfriend of two days deny me sexxxx , boyfriend this and that what nonsense.
RomanceRe: Please Are These Signs Enough To Know That A Girl Is In Love With You by Holav(m): 9:06pm On Apr 02, 2023
grin grin
Zonefree:
May we not give birth to what we don't know!
FamilyRe: Blind Woman With Triplets Receives Online Gifts by Holav(m): 9:59pm On Mar 30, 2023
Ahh😂😂
Mayeldah:
No go tap blindness join grin
PhonesRe: Review: Is The Samsung Note 10 Plus Still Worth It In 2023? by Holav(m): 9:30am On Mar 30, 2023
Samsung note 10plus is still high graded samsung, D phone is fucking gud samsung finish work 4 d phone, i think samsung renew it back to 5g around 2021.

The phone still cost 4 market is still around 220k to 230k am sure d 5g will cost more than d 4g price.
RomanceRe: Share Your Experience You Had In A Passage House(face Me I Face You House) by Holav(m): 11:00pm On Mar 29, 2023
Bro i feel yr pain😂😂😭
ravensckar:
Bros, that insult alone made me avoid my own compound for days. Me wey dey think sey I be role model to their children as per the first graduate for my street wey wear NYSC Khaki come area. cheesy cheesy cheesy

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