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Oooh u are d one dat know a thing about islam.. when u are bringing verse dats is not in present quran as Yr
Source...
Did u knowd hadith u use as backup not all Muslim follows it, and some even go against sahir bukhari words..

NzogbuNzogbu:
wow, am speechless even as a proud non muslim

You mean you don't even know anything abt islam but also suck at historical chronology

Who b dis mumu ,wetin u type shey e correlate with wetin I dey talk.. odey

NzogbuNzogbu:
lol, i don hear something today o

Guy what you are practicing no be the cult of islam again o, you have invented something else

U are d daft one here ,d verse u posted wats sahih bukhari words did sahih bukhari presents in prophet Muhammad lifetime?, most sahih bukhari are wrong about Islam..
And again u said words documented from d prophet, hw can we all know authentic prophet word when they are so many disciple dst documents its word..

NzogbuNzogbu:
you are daft

That is Hadith not a word from sheikh, it is word from mohammed himself that was documented just like quran

Practical teachings on how mohammed your best example conducted his own life

Your name is ola so probably a fake muslim

Guy😅 u know nothing about Islam, do u even know some hadith don't align what's in d quran, Saudi Arabia has been abolishing most hadith dat they didn't align what's in d quran...

Me personally I don't follow any fucking hadith,I follow quran words if d word doesn't align with quran, it doesn't count 2 me..

If u read Islam history u will know dst after d death of d prophet,all his disciples create there own hadith..so u can't even know wats trueprophet words..

NzogbuNzogbu:
Thats Hadith a very authentic sahih

Abdul you do know hadiths are actually the foundation of your cult teaching you precise way to pee, watch prick, poo, cut neck etc

If you want killing precision from quran on jews also see below on how to cut jews head


Quran [8.12]
When your Lord revealed to the angels: I am with you, therefore make firm those who believe. I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them

Is not a fucking evidence, cus d verse didn't exit in d quran, just a word from a sheikh na dat one u call evidence..

Mrpojj:
Since you post this evidence, that guy no answer you again

Are u normal? Which verse of quran said dis?

NzogbuNzogbu:
since you don't know your left from your right, muslims believe they must fight kill israel brutally before they can have mohammed usher the Islamic eldorado of virgins


Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) said, "The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. "O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him."(Sahih Al Bukhari 2926)

Brilliant write up 👏

Efewestern:
The essence of having strength is that no-one can attack you unnecessary. There will be consequences. So when nations acquire deadly weapons, they do so to prevent calamity.

Iran won't dare attack Israel or any US ally without a strong justification. By justification I mean Israel firing missiles towards Iran. Which Israel won't dare do because Iran has the strength and capacity to return same quantity of destruction and even more.

What these two are doing is to target eachother outside their territories. Eg Israel striking Iran's assets in Syria or sponsoring sabotage within Iran. Iran using Lebanon proxies to strike Israel.

US with all its strength also won't strike Iran without strong justification. Iran too won't provoke US unnecessary in the middle east without a strong justification. Strength prevent further wars. If a nation is weak, they will be crushed. The leaders in Iran understands what the almighty US can do to them if they act recklessly, infact they thread with wisdom. There would have been a regime change in Iran if they hadn't amassed strength over the years. Infact, for the peace of the region, no-one wants a war with Iran. Strike assets in weak Syria and claim victory.

US regularly strikes Iran's assets in Syria and Iraq. Of course, they can hit Iran directly, but no one really wants the destruction of the entire middle east. So it's much easier to hit Iran's asset, generals etc when they step outside their secured zone into Iraq and Syria. Iran too attack US assets using their militias in those countries. That way, everyone claims victory and there won't be a total fallout of war.

This is the psychology of the human mind.

Just finished watching rebel moon part.
My rating 5/10

D storyline 4 d movie is wack, everything happens so fast no characters development 4 d movie dat will have part 2..

Wats spoil d movie 4 me is 2 much of slow motion in d movie😕, every fight scene comes with slow motion.

No characters in the movies is interesting to watch, except d admiral, mehn d admiral kill his role..

Knight of the zodiac is d most useless movie of 2023, d movie no get direction...😂

oyaskii:
My 2023 Top 10 Worst Flicks

2023 was supposed to be the year when Hollywood completely rebounded off the effects of the COVID pandemic slow down and we were supposed to be served some serious "heat" in terms of movies, but due to some unforseen circumstances, there were so many "gbà" movies, i had the displeasure of seeing, that i just had to make this list.

NB: This list is highly subjective as per my own personal view and the "worse" is highly contextualize. Some aren't "bad, bad", i just had high expectations and they were cruelly dashed.

10) Talk to Me (2023)

I was full of hope for this seeing that it was an A24 prod. With a not so fresh idea, the premise was actually good but the execution was terrible and they lost me, midway

9) The Flash (2023).
Worse time to be a superhero movie + clunky CGI + moot plot. The excessive fan service wasn't enough for it to warrant any kind of replay value. I saw it once and i never looked back.

8 Expend4bles (2023).
I saw the need for part 1, but how the hell the they stretch this to 2,3 and let alone 4??. They should retire the franchise and the actors too should hang it for good. A truly terrible motion picture.


7) Fast X (2023).
The allure of "Family" couldn't save this. Again another franchise that should be put out of service for good as this hasn't being a proper flick since Fast 5. I will be there for Fast 11 tho, can't let my man, Dom, go hungry 😏.

6) Heart of Stone (2023).
Nothing much to say about this classic dumpster fire. It was just bad from, script to delivery. You want to do Mission Impossible on a budget and Gal Gadot is who you call? Funny enough, her pretty tax was the only little light about the flick so i will be seated for her next flick 👀.

5) 65 (2023). Adam driver is too talented for the kind of bottom barrel flicks he is involved in, i mean, he has had more misses than hits. If your expectations are low, than this was just another regular sci fi flick but annoyingly, my expectations were high af!

4) Freelance (2023). 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️...If you don't see John Cena in a "Peacemaker" costume, just run. terrible terrible film 😭😭.

3) Ghosted (2023). Post MCU Chris Evans is a sore for a fine sight 😭. This movie was totally crap. him and his co-lead Ana de Amas seemed as if they weren't on the same set, absolutely zero chemistry and a total epic fail of a flick.

2) Knights of Zodiac (2023). If you jam this flick anywhere, just run 😭😭. A near perfect 0/10 flick. Truly "remarkable".

1) Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023). Superhero Fatigue aside. This movie was supposed to herald the next Avenger sequence and have like a "Thanos" like intro for the next MCU main villain but man it was a total misfire, the plot was haphazard, worse still the CGI was so cringe that i had to question if they were serious or i was seeing a parody. I was almost moved to tears, and people around me thought i was feeling the movie on another level not knowing it was my hard earned funds i had just wasted on this crap that had my eyes watery 😭. The absolute worst flick i saw in 2023.


I have a strong feeling if i have waited till next week at least to make this list, "The Marvel" would have made the cut. MCU serving burnt food with reckless abandon and they need to be stopped 😭😭.

Now whilst 2023 served up many stinkers, with some not even making this list, They were also some gems, and i do hope i am able to curate that list too.

But for now, on to 2024 and hoping there are more bangers than gbá bottom barrel flicks that exist only to waste our time, data and hard earned funds...🍻🥂

Hamas really tried dis time around oooh I can't believe death toll of israel

Hedonisco:
With all the blitz of thousands of Hamas rockets fired and so-called infiltrations, Israeli death toll is less than 100. More people die in any random Fulani attack on Benue or Plateau communities.

That should draw commendation for Israel's super effective defence systems.

By the time Israel's righteous vengeance on these Islamic fuckers is over, even Palestinian lifestock would bemoan this wrath of God upon them. Their doubts would be totally cleared. No fucking doubt.

Irritants.

🤣

Evolutionism:
Eleribu Op.

Abi he wan talk say Dollar crashes to N100😂

Psychiatric beings everywhere.

😂😭 naija na we dey do ourselves sef, we adapt 2 suffering.. "dollar crash 2 1000" na better tin b dat..

Sabadon:


Wetin pain me pass for this news na the headline "DOLLAR CRASH TO NAIRA" #1000 to $1 na him you dey call crash. Chai who do us

Abeg help me ask him which business someone can do with 2millilion naira in dis present situation of nigeria dat he will b seeing 400k monthly,

ajeh there is no business 4 dat earning if e dey see 100k monthly sef e try , cus everybody keep shouting I will do business.. nigeria Don spoil beyond repair

chuksboby12:
If you like, go and waste your money, there’s no business in Nigeria today that you can invest 2m and earn 400k profit monthly and it will be consistent for 4 straight months. The continuous rise of dollar causes great losses in business. Start the business by yourself, manage it yourself, use your ideas. E no easy, but try.

Abeg help me ask him which business someone can do with 2millilion naira in dis present situation of nigeria dat he will b seeing 400k monthly,

ajeh there is no business 4 dat earning if e dey see 100k monthly sef e try , cus everybody keep shouting I will do business.. nigeria Don spoil beyond repair..

chuksboby12:
If you like, go and waste your money, there’s no business in Nigeria today that you can invest 2m and earn 400k profit monthly and it will be consistent for 4 straight months. The continuous rise of dollar causes great losses in business. Start the business by yourself, manage it yourself, use your ideas. E no easy, but try.

🤣🤣😭 na werey full nairaland wetin b dis

inoki247:
Lol the name no go still affect the child buh come to Africa where you see beautiful and meaningful names and the Child still dey suffer....


Seeing Charity begging for 2k...

See Peace acting like a thug...

Patience doing ritual....


Wisdom daft like anything....


King doing Gateman work...


If you like name ur kid Bitcoinn or Dollar if he no go get value he no go get if the right tools no dey...

;😂D

HopeSpencer:
Only God knows who is the most foolish between you and Putin

Bro in my school they are not offering hnd for chemical engineering, just 2 years Nd and am planning 2 go 2 University then change d course 2 petroleum engineering, will i be consider chemical engineering with d 2 years nd program? Though petroleum engineering is my first choice b4,, school strike make me change it 2 chemical engineering cus yabatech is not offering petroleum and they are similar courses.

ojodomo2000:
I remember being in your position many years ago. I originally planned to study Chemical Engineering, but I was admitted to study Chemistry. I attempted to switch after graduating via a similar route - PGD, Masters, but was cautioned against it. I stayed with Chemistry and earned a PhD. Today, I'm an Assistant Professor of Chemistry in the UK.
If you want to ply your trade abroad, you can change, but if not, stick with Chemistry and get your Master's in it.
NB: A classmate actually switched, but hardly regarded as a Chem. Eng due to his foundation degree (Chemistry). This is mostly the case in Nigeria.

I Don die🤣😭😭 werey sey na spartacus reload🤣🤣🤣

MrCuteking:
This one na Spartacus reload.

How person go just they nack anyhow. Your body count go done reach 10000

😂😂

abobote:
Thief, you don hear 450k

If d usage of CNG Don dey popular d price go cost dats naija 4uuu😿

kristien4:
Ive been using this 3way carburettor since last week... what i realised is this...
1. Its as safe as petrol, maybe safer.. even is there is a leakage as long as its outside ur house ure fine... cos even those cylinder/burner type gas cooker u use indoors, ... the flame wey u dey use cook its a form of controlled leakage too.
2. There is a drop in rpm when u are using lng instead of fuel.. like if ur gen dey carry 50 bulbs on fuel, on lng..might drop to 45 ...etc
3. Generator Sound is lower... runs quieter..
4. Reduced exhaust fumes... i no dey see exhaust smoke at all
5. I use a 3.5kva generator.. on fuel...10litres(5,000naira) run for 8 hrs... on lpg 5kg worked for 8hrs... and i had 1kg left.. approx 4kg for 8hrs.. (thats 2600) at 650perkg
6. The Gen was on about 2000watts load
7. There is a drop in performance when gas don dey finish... like when it was just 1kg left in the tank... the gen was sounding like gas go soon finish for the final 15mins of the last 8hrs.... maybe becos gas pressure has reduced in tank... engine was not steady
8. I feel cng will be a very good alternative especially for those of us in benin where there are CNG stations.
9. I went to confirm today, cng is 110naira/kg..
10. I plan on visiting them on monday to see if my old cng tank i removed from my previous car can be connected to my generator make i take enjoy life at 110naira per kg....

MissOpe:
You're obviously suffering from schizophrenia disorder...

Seek therapy.......Get help

Abeg share me bro

Ovis1302:
Bluesky is operational now.I got the invite code and I am there wella.
#Twitter competitor.

ken6488:
Just a month oo

I never believe I will miss buhari

Eeeh bro yyy u dey vex? Just read about it James Cameron used submersible dive not human dive

RaptorX:
Are you OK? I am talking about a human diver wearing a diving suit and carrying oxygen not someone in a submersible like James Cameron used to dive just like this Titan submersible.

James Cameron dives more than d 1200ft go and watch his documentary our he visited d titanic wreck

RaptorX:
No human divers can go down to 12,000 ft, that is mission impossible.

🤣🤣😭

EBEk101:
I bought my ex phone, her friend told her to marry me, her reply to to the friend was, I should marry him because he bought me phone.
I knocked my head seven times and said to myself have sense

Wow wow wow a forest that can fit in 15 country am really amaze that dis kind of forest still exist wow again, mehn d rescue team really tried.

Kudos 2 d children able to survive in a forest bigger than nigeria x7 ... some people no fit survive ordinary sambisa forest.

pansophist:
Wow, this is a marvel. This search must be really a hard one, in a territory so big, that it's easier to just give up than continue. Amazon forest is not your typical Dambisa forest.

Amazon forest is bigger than Nigeria about seven times, yes, you heard that correctly. All the whole 15 countries in the ECOWAS will fit inside Amazon forest, and space to collect about seven Germany.

To be able to search such a huge span of territory, where some of the deadliest creatures both discovered and undiscovered call home is such a hard work, that can only be justified when the kids are found.

A joyful day for the world.

Princepioneer:
Only you terminate, behead and detached... .
You fit kill person ooooo

;😂😂

BarrElChapo:
You might wanna kill yourself and join them there in being happy, I'm happier than they'll ever be.

🤣😭

Omoawoke:
May we not give birth to a useless daughter

Cloudflare:
you think if she has a boyfriend her mom would know? The one in my street has no boyfriend but came back pregnant.

Dude, girls of nowadays knows more than you do. Someone said as long as she has a phone, then there's every possibility that she's chilling with a guy right now. No worry, she go come back. Don't forget to update us about her whereabouts once she returns because immediately a missing girl is found, they'll never tell us where she went to.

😂

AngelicBeing:
Hian, He is a British citizen and also the CEO of Astral Magic Investment Bank headquartered in Lekki with an annual turnover of 777 Trillion dollars, l wonder why he didn't buy off the entire restaurant from Hilda, @ sukkot, go back to the restaurant tomorrow and give Hilda 2 million dollars from the trillions you are hiding and take over the restaurant and employ new cook's directly from the celestial realm