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Romance / Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by horlajide: 11:04am On Nov 23, 2013 |
Be not wary lad, the course of true love never did run smooth. Tell her she’s beautiful, and therefore to be wooed, she is a maiden, and therefore to be won and ye wish not any companion in the world but her. Be of good courage and tell her ye know no way to mince it in love, but directly to say ‘I love thee’ and humbly do beseech her pardon for too much loving her. Lastly,speak low if ye speak love. If all these work not, then verily verily thine village people art work 6 Likes |
Career / Re: His Mckinsey Interview by horlajide: 11:04am On Nov 22, 2013 |
I pray thee let me have some more |
Romance / Re: Ladies, How Many Times Do You Get "Hit on" In A Month by horlajide: 12:25am On Nov 22, 2013 |
#Modified Heed the sweet nothing I speak when I see a fine maiden I seek to woo "For where thou art, there is the world itself and where thou art not, desolation!" "I would not wish any companion in the world but you" "I love you more than words can wield the matter, dearer than eyesight, space and liberty" "Hear my soul speak. of the very instant that I saw you, did my heart fly at your service" Needless to say I leave them confounded like the way you are reading my post now 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Spotted With A Baby Bump (LOOK) by horlajide: 12:21am On Nov 22, 2013 |
Crime / Re: Robber Shoots Self While Fleeing From Scene by horlajide: 6:37pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Testimony time!! Umu chinekeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii The lorttt is gooooooodtttt……. I say the lortttt isi gooooodttt ooooo 2 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: Olamide - Baddest Guy Ever Liveth - Album Review by horlajide: 3:40pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
PheezyLee: guyz, plz gimmie d link 2dloadx dze tracks.. many of 'em ain't on Naijaloaded! Nay, Aroint thee |
Music/Radio / Re: Olamide - Baddest Guy Ever Liveth - Album Review by horlajide: 3:33pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
Was about to ask where you placed "D0pe money" ft Phyno in the whole review till I realised it was censored to "drugs" money . No thanks to s'pambot. Good album I must say I'll rate it 8.5/10 |
Politics / Re: LASTMA Official Caught On Tape Collecting Bribe by horlajide: 11:25am On Nov 15, 2013 |
I hope he will be identified ASAP If you've ever been harassed by this touts called LASTMA, or witness them harassing motorists, sorry to say but news like this would "sweeten your bellly" 1 Like |
Science/Technology / Re: The Man Electricity Can Not Kill With Pictures by horlajide: 5:06pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
All I can think of is Voodoo |
Music/Radio / Re: What Are Your Favorite Songs Of 2013 By Nigerian Artistes? by horlajide: 12:27am On Nov 10, 2013 |
Yung L - S.O.S + Red Rose + Fever Tekno ft Davido - Holiday Burna boy ft Wizkid - Jah's love is true Nosa - Always pray for you Mosa - I'll just say it (I love you) Ice Prince ft Burna,Yung L, Olamide - Gimme dat Mr Wallz ft seyi shay - Paradise Pucado - Imposter Ketchup - Pay as u go Flavour - Ada Ada Black Magic - Repete Jesse Jags ft Wizkid - Phyno ft Olamide - Ghost Mode Splash - Church Agbasa |
Properties / Re: Abuja’s Most Expensive Estates by horlajide: 3:34pm On Nov 08, 2013 |
Education / Re: A Public Plea To The Administrators Of Kwara State University. by horlajide: 1:34am On Nov 05, 2013 |
Signed |
Celebrities / Re: Old Pictures Of Wizkid, Ice Prince And Skales by horlajide: 12:45am On Nov 03, 2013 |
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Politics / Re: Youths Plan Protest Against Mark by horlajide: 10:15am On Oct 26, 2013 |
16 fvcking years!!!!!! |
Music/Radio / Re: Skelewu Video By Sesan Or Moe Musa: Which Do You Prefer by horlajide: 1:09pm On Oct 22, 2013 |
The same people who first said Sesan's video is trash are probably the same people who say its now way better than the Official video. Davido was probably making an effort to please these critics and redeem himself but these same "fans" will be on the frontline of the criticism and make fun of him. Many who say they choose Moe Musa's over Sesan tend to be swayed by the current popular trend on the media, don't be surprised that some havnt even seen one not to talk of both. Moral of the story:- People will alwayz talk. You cant always please everybody. Stick to your guns. 3 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: What Are Your Top Five 5 Favourite Songs At The Moment? by horlajide: 11:13am On Oct 12, 2013 |
I know the OP said top five but please pardon me ,I'm a music addict NaughtyBoy Ft. Sam Smith - La La La ASAP Rocky ft 2chainz,Drake, Kendrick Lamar - F*cking problem Migos ft Drake - Versace J. Cole - Crooked Smile J.Cole ft Miguel - Power Trip Miguel ft Kendrick Lamar - How many drinks Nicki Minaj ft Lil Wayne - High school Mafikizolo - Khona Yung L - S.O.S + Red Rose + Fever Tekno ft Davido - Holiday Burna boy ft Wizkid - Jah's love is true Nosa - Always pray for you Mosa - I'll just say it (I love you) Ice Prince ft Burna,Yung L, Olamide - Gimme dat OP no vex biko, if I had a gun to my head telling me to chose five outta of this playlist, the guy go still shoot me @ last cos of my indecision 1 Like |
Forum Games / Re: Who Are Your top 5 favorite nairalanders by horlajide: 11:47pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
1 Like |
Family / Re: Most Painful Death Of A Loved One You Had by horlajide: 1:06am On Oct 06, 2013 |
Aug 11, (8 days after my 8th birthday and 4 days before my sister's) Dad lost the battle to Leukaemia. Mom broke the news after calling myself n siblings, sitting us down and telling us of the probability and the need for things to change thereafter. Never seen her so calm before or even that point. Been 16 years and we bigger, better and stronger |
Food / Re: The Best Food To Eat At Night To Avoid Bad Dreams by horlajide: 7:16pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
Da FuQ!! Lyk Rili!! -"The Best Food To Eat At Night To Avoid Bad Dreams" Its already bad enough an adult who has other countless things to worry about (I assume, even tho I'm seriously in doubt) actually started a thread on this, worse still someone moved it to FP 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by horlajide: 11:02pm On Sep 16, 2013 |
Capital O.Y.O Like the warning that follows WWE adverts and wrestling stunts "PLEASE DO NOT TRY THESE AT HOME" 5 Likes |
Science/Technology / Re: Lion Helps His Brother Stuck On A Tree (PHOTOS) by horlajide: 6:21pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
I'm really looking for one those classic Pete Edochie's proverbial line to describe this situation but none comes to mind. |
Religion / Re: Nigerian Naira Is Full Of Masonic Symbols by horlajide: 2:09am On Sep 11, 2013 |
Rossikk: Investigating!......like seriously?! There's no point trying to reason with a gullible half-wit like you as you only see what your eyes want to see and what your ears want to hear..#Negativity |
Religion / Re: Nigerian Naira Is Full Of Masonic Symbols by horlajide: 6:40pm On Sep 10, 2013 |
Mtscheeeeew Height oF idleness......Freemason & illuminati conspiracy theorist like this irritate me. Yet you won't refuse to spend it if I give you some bundles of these same note right? In a short while you'll tell me I'm illuminati too just because I carry and spend the same note......Mumunism!!! Its even more heartbreaking that some gullible Nigerians would believe this rubbish |
Business / Re: The Best Insurance Company In Nigeria by horlajide: 4:07pm On Sep 05, 2013 |
Mauricemoh: Zenith Insurance is the No.1 Insurance co. as far as am concerned. This is due to their best service in all kind of insurance policy. A try will confuse youHmmm!!! I don't need to try any more, you hv already succeeded Many would come here to drop names based on personal interests.. I'd suggest the criteria/reason should be stated alongside with the name of the insurance company e.g market share, capital base, customer relations etc 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Gay Guy Beaten & Arrested In Ogun State (photo) by horlajide: 6:33pm On Aug 22, 2013 |
Joystick.........Really.......sounds even more silly than the real word 1 Like |
Family / Re: Is It Too Late At 30? Can I Still Make It?? by horlajide: 2:21pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
You're not responsible for the way you're born but you're responsible for the way you live and end your life 1 Like |
Entertainment / Re: Meet The Man Who Has Visited Every Country In The World Without Flying A Plane by horlajide: 10:31pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
if he had mouths to feed,traveling round the world just for the fun of it would be the least of his problems |
Music/Radio / Re: Mavin Records And Don Jazzy’s Impotent Artistes by horlajide: 10:16pm On Jul 31, 2013 |
Would rili love to comment on this Had d intention of commenting on this till I realised it wasn't an objective thread buh one which seeks to compare both careers and which will eventually become a free for all fight where people will begin taking sides of either personalities. I still wonder why people find it hard to realise its a break-up and both are separate entities now. Cant you just quit with the comparison already?! |
Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid Ft. Wale - Drop by horlajide: 3:17pm On Jul 30, 2013 |
We celebrate mediocrity yet keep talking about how none of our artistes gets a grammy. Wizzy is talented I wouldn't even argue about that, but lets call a spade a spade, the song isn't all that. I understand we are likely to be sentimental cos he featured an international act but that shouldn't take away our objectivity. I wouldn't fancy a song where I have to keep reciting "let ur panty drop for me" in the hook like a confused teenager. He should be thinking of making classics - song that can stand the test of time not jingles. Buh anywayz wat i say wouldn't matter since its a "superstar"(Wizkid) and an american act(Wale), because obviously its bound to enjoy massive airplay and rotation. 13 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Folorunsho Alakija Buys G-wagons For Her Sons by horlajide: 9:25am On Jul 30, 2013 |
Madame plz order one more G-wagon and adopt me for one month 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Olawale emerges winner of MTN Project Fame West Africa - Season 6.0 by horlajide: 1:53pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
Afowofa is singing Tonto Dikeh's 'HI' in Mtn Project Fame Audition 2 Likes |
Fashion / Re: Grandma Wants Cosmetic Surgery To Make Her Look Older by horlajide: 10:48am On Jul 28, 2013 |
A lotta delutional people out there these days, the other day other it was one not so good-looking lady who wanted to stop working cos "she was being sexually harassed everyday" the next it was another who claimed to live on air only no food Even if they tell her it's possible I believe she won't do it cos she's only seeking attention. Even with blurry eyes I wouldn't look at this tin twice 5 Likes |
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