D love of poona.ni + fake a.z.z. Is the beginning of mumunism. Buh seriously who does dah? Propose on youtube?!

Na wao! D tinz social media would cause ehn!
If he eventually decides to divorce will it be on youtube too?
Let's imagine she says YES he had better be ready to make love to her via skype!
I hope they shop for their kids on e-bay and send them to each other via twitter too.

nadia_SA: U need rough rider
..Strong cds they won't break on u..
meant 4 rough riders like urslf since u keep breaking cd's

*dont no if they available in Nigeria, but I could make a plan on aw I get them to yah..

Pls get them to me as well........can i also get a full demonstration on how to use it too, preferably with you?.

This story is a small one!

i always find a black mamba in my pants every dawn yet i don't announce it

Pukkah:



There's no part of the report which says that Lagbaja wore his mask at the wedding. If there is, show me.

My bad!

Not surprised. Anyone should know he has an exotic taste for cars given his previous acquisitions.

Buh come o! i hope he has relocated out of ikorodu cos i'm still trying desperately hard to paint a mental picture of "a bently in a typical ikorodu area" and still havn't been able to do so.......abeg no vex if you dey stay ikd,na play abeg

If he wouldn't take off his mask during his first daughter's wedding then he had better be buried with the mask on his face!

BTW Lagbaja i know you make music with the mask on buh do you brush with your mask on? do you sleep with your mask on? do you 'do the do' with your mask on? If YES (of course not)your had better glue this thing to your face permanently once and for all buh if NO my friend you better remove that thing and stop depriving yourself of beta oxygen all in the name of 'identity'

Too long to bother myself with a fiction

My advise; Kill him, you can always come back and post a thread from prison

Homguy: hehehe,if girls connect to every dude they hump,they'd be out of bandwith in a jiffy. Da heck! An average naja gal bleeps a mean of 15 guys before getting married,

Where did you get your statistics? Is that an hypothesis? a fact? an assumption? or generalisation?
BTW if you wanna conduct a field research to confirm your hypothesis. I am readily available to experiment with the "average naija gal" . There's one condition tho : I will be number 1 to 15

Still another said the person sleeping in church could be having a prophetic dream.

^ Now this gat me cracking

I learnt of this early this month wen I went to PHCN office to purchase credit. Got there and gave the female attendant both money and card and was surprised when she handed it back telling it wasnt enough to purchase credit saying sh1t bout some charges n that I hadn't purchased last month, what was most annoying was that I was confused bout the whole thing and told her to break it down only for her to tell me "I cannot talk too much" . Was so angry, I felt like reaching into her tiny cubicle and slapping the taste out of her tongue.

I didn't have to look at this twice before recalling where I read it first. It really disgusts me when people like OP take credit for another person's work....A thread with good content such as this could hit FP and OP would be receiving all accolades
instead of Jarus, the original owner. Yet there are still many others out there who don't even realise duplication of their works
OP kindly rectify your "error" cos in case you havnt heard its called intellectual theft - a crime punishable by law

Jarus: You obviously got that from my blog: http://jarushub.com/2013/03/17/top-10-secrets-of-first-class-students/

airmark:

You don escape from BBA studio. Miss u honey. At least Kswitch is better than DR sid.

Type 1 Error

Abeg make person tell Alexander Amosu make e share this tin enter NL. Lyk me now I go fit get one cos I be celebrity 4 my own mind

Two Wizkid threads on FP! Is he the new tonto of NL now

In all fairness its his money and he can spend it anyway he deems fit but we know this is a country where being relevant in the long run is quite tough considering the number of new entrants and competition in the music scene.
Many will consider it unnecessary extravagance because in a coupla years he may not be making such big bucks anymore. Its not "hating" its just concern

Saka and NCC don make tinz easy na, make she port enter one either one jare , Na polyandry be dz na.

BTW how they gonna resolve this in case one party doesn't agree to divorce? Na to do roster on top dz woman o

I don't know what they hate they hear, but one thing I know they love to hear be it in middle of the night sef

Babe text me your account number

This is just a tiny exposé

Asides Ruggedman they all act like they havnt heard about OJB's ordeal or maybe they just don't care. Most surprising to me is Tu-face, not even a courtesy visit! We all know at least 3 out of these 5 are financially buoyant and sparing a few millions would go a long way. Pathetic!!!

Cant recall how many times I heard Wizkid telling how he pratically lived in OJB's studios or how many times I heard "Point beats" on Tu-face's song.

mchileks4luv:
N̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ be small thing,abeg ii will advise the man not 2 sleep at home 4 day,cause the wife(police woman)will kill him 2day

Infact tell him never to go back

Policewoman: ok.

Quoted the whole post and all you gat to say is "hmmm" and "ok"
Why do I feel like you are the woman in question?
Like you are trying to say " so you came to NL to come and expose me, ok you will meet me at home"

OP wa gbayi

OJB is one of the most and might probably be the most prolific producer Nigeria has ever had. He practically dominated the scene back then especially in the era before this, He can be compared to what music director Clarence Peters is right now(in terms of dominance). If we were to list all his songs both known and unknown its gonna be endless. He's been instrumental to A LOT of artistes success and Tu-face readily comes to mind here.

Personally I accord these guys with a new and higher level of respect

Its understandable since it just opened. I guess only few are there to actually buy stuffs, others are on sightseeing. A few pickpockets and beggars might be in that crowd as well


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Kasali; o ma ti si 'Soap-White' nilu wa yi

Jelili; ki nlo nse be?

Kasali; eso(fruit) ati buwedi nlo ta nibe

Jelili; se buwedi won dun ju ti iya sikiru lo ni?

Kasali; walahi! Koda afi bi buwedi ti bibeli nkpe ni 'manna'

Jelili; Ewo nlo jebe?

Kasali; Mana fwom hell-foon!

Smh. The things these dullards do all in the name of blogging. For your own mind now you believe say you dey find traffic.

BTW you're not OJB's account officer neither are you on the #saveojb committee so there's no reliable or accurate info you can give.

Stop all this gimmicks you know the right thing to do. Don't you know right from wrong? I assume that at least your brain is working fine! You both work in the same organisation, its all rosey now but when the 'friendship' turns sour you think you're gonna be comfortable bumping into each other everyday?

This is plagiarism at its peak, you copy everything verbatim and you put up the link to your useless blog posing like you are the original reporter. Even if you're so dumb not to edit or reconstruct then give credit.
[url]lindaikeji..com/2013/06/check-out-dbanjs-25-000-suit-of-money.html?m=1[/url]
Needless to say...your useless blog died even before you started it

NessaFresh: May God help him..now i know why producers no longer help upcoming artistes, if this dude aided wizkid's music when he was a little as eleven, i wonder why the dude cant just foot this bill for someone who was there for hom when he was a nobody

It really annoys me. its not only Wizkid they are many others too.....Fools would rather brag about how they smile to the bank every now and then,live an extravagant lifestyle but would keep mute and pretend like they are unaware when they are called upon in instances like this. Yet they would be so quick make a tribute song when the worst happens as if they would have done things differently given the chance. Typical hypocrites!

OJB....it is well....you shall not die but live

Tell them! Most don't even have the passion, they just see it as another line of income. That's why the level of plagiarism is appalling.

OP stop all these gimmicks jare. How old are you dat you don't know the right thing to do....its obvious you're just looking for that extra push here on NL so that when you're doing the do you'll have something to calm your conscience. If you like overdisvirgin am sef. If you need more advice as to
What time,day and month to do it
Where to do it
The best style
How many rounds
The best condom to use
What to do when get either of you gets an STD
What to do if she gets pregnant for you
What name to give the baby

and so on...........Feel free to consult NL