C'mon Rose I already told u countless times "I am not a player, I own the club"
So you caught me starring?! Its not what you think - Ngozi's high-heel shoes kept making that "koi-koi" noise that I couldn't concentrate on my work, besides her steps were so unsteady that I feared she might fall thats why my eyes "kept following" her legs. As for Jennifer, I was only starring at her butt cos the zip at the back of her skirt had worn out, besides I wanted to confirm (i overhead her bragging that she wears only designer undies)

I admit and confess to starring at your a.$.$ only twice. The first was a furtive glance,the second was a true test of our compatibility (didnt you notice that my hand was on my chest? I was trying to test if the the rate and rythm at which you wiggled your a.$.$ was the same as that of my heartbeat).

So after toasting you for close to a year,you feel NL has a more reasonable answer when they dont even know me in person?!

For the last time,give me a favorable reply

headworld: TEN (10) Things a Man MUST Have Before 40.

1. Drivers License
2. Personal Cheque Book
3. A Billionaire Friend
4. Personal Savings
5. Wife
6. International Passport
7. Car
8. Land
9. HNI Club Membership
10. Registered Company

I just called Emeka my 42-yr old neighbor to come and see your list and he immediately threw “waka” at my PC screen before I reminded him say no be my lappy write am.

Here’s why - Emeka no make O’ level for school – had to sit for WAEC several other times before being eligible to sit for JAMB. Even as at that na combined result im dey use. Emeka writa jamb 6 times before them give admission for one state university. Emeka spent another 6 years in school, no thanks to “ASUU strike”. He graduates and seeks employment for two years before eventually securing one in a “one-man business” where he is paid peanut. So tell me how feasible this list is to him
1. Drivers License –For what now? For where danfo buses yampia?
2. Personal Cheque Book – Cheque book lowun lowun? But e get ATM and savings withdrawal slip sha
3. A Billionaire Friend – Physical or facebook friend?
4. Personal Savings – Yes but na only 2k dey there
5. Wife – Dat one no hard now, Emeka don marry since 28 sef but when woman meet hunger in person for Emeka house before she run comot
6. International Passport – Emeka? Internatinal Passport? 2 parallel lines!
7. Car – For what now? E be like Emeka follow Isrealites waka for wilderness that time. The guy dey trek anything
8. Land – Land? Person wey still dey owe 7 months rent?
9. HNI Club Membership – Kilonjebe?
10. Registered Company – Person never chop belleful, you say make im go create company.


^^ A common Nigerian man.

MUST? Says who?

Is this supposed to be the benchmark for success?

If I may ask, OP how many do you have by the way?

Your No. 3 is quite amusing, so I should start “famzing” now because of this your list?

I don’t need to be a prophet to know that there is a 40-something-old man / men are looking at this thread, drinking their sugarless “soak and travel” garri cussing you under there breath

Olamide's haircut make am resemble person wey dey on chemotherapy

As for special ED, if those böòbs get any bigger he had better resign as a hype-man and take up a career as a surrogate mother. His brèàst milk are much needed elsewhere

Just in case they need volunteer passenger(s) for another test-running phase, I would gladly recommend a few people I want to send to the afterlife in a diplomatic way .

But as na solar plane,hope say d tin no go dey get bus-stop cos na dis kain tin dey make person piss on board when pilot announce say eclipse dey

#RespectMoney$:
Wizkid Abi na small goat what is dis guy called sef..?
If u don't have any reasonable thing to sing pls go back to bed.. when really musicians r talking all u have to do is to STFU!

^ jeez! Calm down dude

alaoeri: Just because say na wizkid & the legendary Femi Kuti that's why ppl are commenting +vely, if na upcoming act sing this one i bliv it won't even reach FP although Femi tried on his own part.

^ i have to agree tho

SniperInADiaper:

How does that pertain to his wife disobeying him ?

It has nothing to do with HIS facebook.

i'd prefer if you would let him answer that question rather than be so quick to defend him.
He who comes to equity must come with clean hands

Double post

OP i saw your initial post and i was about to conclude that you are one insecure dude. Your post below aided my rapid conclusion

delinb:

Men facebook is not that safe for married couple.

Really??!!
if facebook isnt safe 4 ur wife what makes NL a safe haven 4 u?.
Besides you make it sound lyk its master-slave relationship,for heaven's sake its marriage.
Obviously you cant command her,you can only try and convince her which you failed to do.maybe you should lead by example and take down your facebook account!!
Besides what ugly past do you have with your ex that you're so desperate to bury.

acidtalk:
In your own opinion, in no particular order which current celebrity(ies) do you think will still have an impact in the Nigerian Entertainment Industry in the next 5years?

bolded ones are the one i believe would be relevant
strikethrough i really doubt it
The ones left untouched - i cant be too sure

2face Idibia - c'mon even my 86 yr old landlord knows this guy! Ask many upcoming and even a few 'made' artistes who they look up to and his name comes up.4gerrit! he is a living legend

AY (comedian)

P Square

D Banj - dude has a way of making a national athem out of a catchy phrase.he's quite smart and a good businessman.

Mikel Obi

**Wiz Kid-he's gat much love,young and truly blessed.to stay relevant he has to adapt to whatever trends over the coming years.

Bovi (Comedian) - i pray he is relevant.he is really talented and he gat prospects too.

Cossy Ojiakwo - seriously??!! She shouldnt even be on this list! If her assets(böobs) hasn't started sagging then, then im sure people will be tired of hearing the same old controversy.

Ice Prince

Omotola

Basket Mouth

Davido

May D

Tonto Dike

Tiwa Savage

Don Jazzy - as a musician/producer? Not sure.but as a businessman? Definitely

Timaya

Genevieve

Iyanya

Linda Ikeji (Blogger) - so long as she keeps gettin exclusive info.yes! Despite the various blogs created daily, she has been able to maintain hers as a brand.

Nairaland (Seun). I give it to him.he's young,knowledgeable and focused though i think he's losing it gradually cos i observe he turns deaf ear to the voice of reason sometimes.

Please feel free to add your own list of celebrities you forsee still being relevant in the entertainment circle.

Fela Anikulapo kuti
Dagrin

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Name of thread caught my attention buh i opened and i was ** WTF wetin who be this? **

Anywayz my advice - better start to dey save all diz money wey u dey use take buy MB come post 4 NL and start to dey chop better food cos you resemble person wey dey on perrmanent dry fast

OP If you cant give him in the night.give him in the morning.na mornin own dey sweet pass sef.

Seun: @ZUBY77: Please replace them with high quality pictures if you want to hit the home page.

I hope the high quality pix i have with the following will be considered for frontpage

-the regional chairman of NURTW of my area

-Aunty Tawa (she sells tuwo at abe igi)she is popular among we the resident cos she caters for our tommy

-musa and kabiru:very reliable hausa boiz who provide me with water in their jerrycans anytym LSWC strikes

-"capon d don"(he heads the aiye fraternity in one of the higher institutions)

Mr. Seun Osewa patiently awaiting your reply

One word - BARBARIC

He might have been a ''sadist'' but vengeance is never the same as justice.

If she gettin that much then she her hair is definitely worth but i cant help but ask

>is the 'barbed hair' going to the dustbin lyk every other or the musuem?
>does the pores on her head vomit diamonds
>will this single act increase the proceeds of the movie in proportion to that amount?
>will the movie itself be a classic,will i remember its title in the next ten years like igodo,domitila etc or is it just the regular kind of movie?

or maybe she is being paid for 'other services' sha .the irony of this lyf-many of us would pay to have an haircut but here is a brilliant exception.

Ask your in-laws if in return for the 5million ,you get:

-a receipt(for full payment and full ownership) tenable in the court of law

-a warranty covering the product bride till infinity

-a framed certificate of owneship (which i suggest u hang in your sitting-room,infact make photocopies and hang them in every single room at home)

Still cant find the right word,cos if i say they are both insane- it will be a compliment

..........And the wedding was cancelled

-so who eventually ate the wedding cake?
-Imagine i was a guest at the wedding,i left home with gifts for the intending couple(my neighbour sees me),how do i explain when he sees me returning with the same gift?
-all the drinks and food nko? ........and so on

BTW Guys look closely at those pix.op why did you hide the true source of the pictures.try give credit now.na so piracy dey start

She is tempting you? Then tempt her back

on a more serious note.take one;
-tolerate it
-give in
-ignore all the drama
-move out

DAZALL!!
YOUR TIME STARTS NOW.

His true son refused to show up for the photoshoot - Derenle

Obviously thats why charly boy fell asleep

Donalð Genes:

sorry,who is he or she?

abeg help me ask am o! cos even 'almighty' google never hear that botanical name.

@topic-though sound sultan's courage a few years ago was commendable i cant think of any as at today ATM. Even the big names stopped the critisism immediately they hit 'jackpot'

OP look for your long lost brother.he is here on NL too,he goes by the monicker ''realist01".he complained bout the same thing recently.
Make sure you look for him.i am damn sure if u aint related by blood you'll be related otherwise.

Foreign
- Gucci Mane

Nigeria
- Tont.hòe diçke
- Vic. O
- Shina Rambo
- B. Red

sexy74:
i agree with you, he should also try and become a professional by going for ICAN or ACCA, going through the training process and writing the professional exams to empower himself.
Wishing him the best.

bad advice.person get first class BSc + uk masters,yet he has no job.what makes you think ICAN or ACCA would make a difference? I know a few people who hold these certifications yet no job.

However for the OP's friend.i think something is wrong somewhere which we are yet to be told.

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if forbes list had a list for fools,this OP should rank top

dude kid is a disgrace.if every NL babe came here to rant about one guy or the other stared at her face,'twin-towers' and ba.ckside.you think you'll still find space for this foolish thread?

NL plz lets quit commenting cos more comments only gives him the attention he seeks

I've watched both.
Would go for SPARTACUS.

horlajide: Shi.t dey smell!!

realist01 retard01 : Ah oga no be shi.t sir, na my thread o

horlajide:Your thread??

retard01 :Yes Sir!

horlajide: *adjusting spectacles and glances at title* “my life as an ugly looking guy who wished he was average looking”

horlajide:*Looks at OP*you be mumu!!Bloody hypocritical ignoramus

retard01 :*blushing* ah!! Oga all that grammar just for me? Thank You Sir

horlajide :So you no know say na where your “handsomeness” end.na im my own another person own start?

horlajide: BTW what do you hope to achieve by opening this thread

retard01 :I was seeking attention sir.

horlajide :Nincompoop!!! Small pikin dey worry you. Run away and report yourself to the mod of this section.