change is predictable in anytin. Gud 4 him-Nu identity
3 things makes him aside rap.
HIS HEIGHT
HIS TATOOS
HIS DREAD

wow! No one knows tomorrow.if to say i know i for famz the man wella.been priviledged to meet him a coupla tyms tru my boss' connection when we were to render a 'little' service to Union bank.
Anyways wish him the best.

you have to stick a gun to my head before i press play!

ichidodo: niger house master. ajayivolvo. cross house master mr balo. chad house, denco. french teacher monseiur capochichi (bon!)

Great Fego

Govt. Teacher(spring up)-you had better stand to your feet the second he points at you else the man go 'tear' your back.
English teacher(ijo-ya)-her a.ss was massive.it was comparable to the cartoons in weird mc's video
Principal(principalities n power)-the woman wicked no be small

i am a product of one.different strokes for different people.some are made,some are marred.its a plus for me,i was the only child in the home sent to a boarding school.was able to convince mumsie to lemme go cos she was initially reluctant.btw i suffer no be small sha.


PRO UNITATE

PrettyCindy: I just do not like my son using his left hand instead of the normal right. Its odd to me.

OP, why make it about yourself.i dont mean to be harsh but u sound selfish about this.the boy in question has a choice too,pls just let him be,infact attempting to change him might have more psychological effects than you think.besides theres nothing wrong with 'leftys',if anything they stand out in the crowd which is quite good.

i dey drink undiluted bitters gan i never purge na common food go come make me purge?!
I must warn you tho,stay far away from me after a meal of beans cos my fart can spoil ur day no matter wat-even if u collect promotion dat day.me wey b owner of fart gan dey spoil face wen i mess

i am not just the only male buh d last born- i got 2 sisters. And contrary to what many presume,im not spoilt. Dad is late. Nottin special really cos nobody gave me any prefential treatment. The only thing i sense is that everybody in my home gat high expectation on me

This space is available for sale.

Hightime this airline is brought down

horlajide: Overland ke!!!!! Please don't even contemplate O°˚˚˚˚˚°o ,boarded overland to Asaba from Lagos, if no be say I be young man I for don die of heart attack inside the plane.
Everyone in plane kept looking at the other's face like "please feel free to lead us in our Last prayer"

horlajide: Seems nobody here has boarded OVERLAND before..anybody willing to try?? I swear u go come back come re-edit your post,I pray you come back alive though

Get a life OP.
U had to open a thread that neither informs,entertain nor add value to me. Now that I know what am I supposed to do. Do something more productive with your MB abeg

vin4ever: Moderatorz pls front page!!

Mtcheeeeeew
How about last page

Immune#1:

10)   The only 2 objects visible to the driver of an unloaded trailer are the truck’s accelerator pedal and the black asphalt road surface.

Funny Paradox

Oya wait make run snap am

Must say I do not believe in this whole story about the World coming to an end on 21st but must also confess that after watching the documentary NOSTRODAMUS 2012, I was left with the impression that day wouldn't be an ordinary day. I'm not saying the world will end on 21st tho.

I never watch am meanwhile make book this space go watch come back

Dopefiend: Classy or Tacky?

Trashy. The boobs r nt evn real

I go like feel am before I agree

@OP your grammatical prowess is so flawless, fluent and near perfection. I guess you speak with an accent too

LaiLai makes frontpage almost every single post, maybe I should open another account and call my self Lie-Lie oh sorry! I meant LaiLai Ikeji 2

Wat of Burna Boy wey dey claim 21

Dude is 20 for real. Y'all havnt realised he's living a fast life, that's prolly why most of you are surprised

Abeg na! Dis news is overstale sef.I sure say person wey do birthday sef don forget am sef.Infact person wey b embryo wen d party happen don dey crawl already

Like attracts Like (Laws of Attraction)

U prolly tell urself ure good buh ure sub-concious might just be otherwise

manny4life:

My sister,if I tell you this isn't a burden on me, I'll be lying to you. The consoling part is that my family and friends are used to it but it kinda creeps them out. For instance, I'll be in the shower, and I'll be arguing with myself particularly with topics I feel passionate for.

Blood of God!!! GREATEST of the Greatest weirdos

Amara_kim: I can sleep for a whole day. Can stay indoor for 3 months!

Yay!!!!!you're the twin my mother told me about

candieangel12: I dont sleep at night

Are yÓu a ?

Ikengawo: Let's stop celebrating mediocricy.

GBAM!!!!

hopeyemmy:

Until ANAN becomes a member of IFAC, there is no way ACCA will form a partnership with ANAN.

Well said!!!!

Overland ke!!!!! Please don't even contemplate O°˚˚˚˚˚°o ,boarded overland to Asaba from Lagos, if no be say I be young man I for don die of heart attack inside the plane.
Everyone in plane kept looking at the other's face like "please feel free to lead us in our Last prayer"

OP na only u fit help urself......"Mistakenly" throw ur BB into a bucket of water,then get a 3310.