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Iya risi, are you there, serve all nairalanders Amala and ewedu as a prevention for coro

AfroKnight:
Useless wife.

You went to disgrace the babe. Why? This is the irritating character that made your husband look elsewhere. When all you give him is stress, Man will seek succour in the arms of a mistress. The ministrations of a mistress will help him calm down. If not he would have kicked your troublesome yansh out of his house.

The man is the victim here. What a pity.

U be mumu

Iyiataata92:
I don't understand anything here oo. Are they trying to say that Amala cures coronavirus or is it the the virus stops you from eating Amala?

Help a brother pls

Despite my sadness as I can't find where to hustle as a graduate, I still laffed to dis comment
Watsap me abeg if u can find anywhere to hustle
Whit collar abi purple I no mind.
07068110285

My mind tells me shakarau will be captured or killed in a week's time

Just go sambisa na..that's the info..
Send my money lemme start my business and start competing with Alakija and femi

If tyre burst nko

Eye lashess fixers don't abuse her
Just wait for your stylist mistake of putting superglue in your eye.
Then gum together....
Shebi that fine natural lashes no reach u

Who can post us on easiest way to get uk or any visa once and how much Will be needed for both visa and flight

LosC:
Bush girl indeed. A very typical one

That girl must be from anywhere in Kogi state...
Na dem dem dey refer nylon as leather...
I swear i follow them suit during service

Chelseafan99:
It's time to BAN NAIRALAND. Nairaland has devolved into a cesspool for Nigeria hating saboteurs. They find a way to drag Nigeria into everything with derogatory remarks. If the government doesn't shut down Nairaland soon there will be problems.

abi n kan n se è ni

Dem say head wey go chop knock if he the airplane he go tell pilot, iyanà paja bus stop dey oo I want run chop knock.......

See aw dem send dis ones go meet corona...

Corona will be lafin now

letu:
All this coronavirus in Nigeria and every body is running up and down or is it that people have forgotten that the name of the virus which is know as corona have been in Nigerian for a very long time and it should probably be older than the Italian man who brought the virus called corona to Nigeria here's a picture of what I'm talking about, a hand engine use in grading things like crefish , fish, onions and pepper in Nigeria market.

Do u knw u can be prosecuted for that..

As we can see in the globe the death rate is not much u can see even in China despite their population... nothing but their level of development and sense still work for them...

What if it really start spreading here in this shithole of a country, I still can't imagine the death rate

Can we still be buying okirika??...

Not funny, my scared..

My students dis weekends carry sanitizerz and wipes com class dem sef dey fear

They will surely do something to it as it spares not the elites...May Allaah assist us, for a shithole if a country even nose cover will be scarce

Offpoint:
I've heard 'kissing in the rain, kissing "in the mask"? In buhari's voice: Wha za pock!


Elder, senior, sir Corona, abeg just dey run your package for that area wey you dey.
Abeg no reason Nigeria abeg, we never even sabi make common pencil, na senior Elder man like you wey fit handle?

Abeg no reason our leaders abeg, most of them are not Nigerians... they're Sudanese, Togolese, Congolese and Nigerien... and dia oga patapata like to dey take goro as breakfast, dey other short one na puppet and dey other one way too dey lie na basket mouth.

Elder senior man corona no mind dem, abeg never come cuz we dey citizens no even get money to take buy Garri drink for breakfast, talkless of Mask... No vex sir, thank you sir...
na on behalf of 90% citizens I dey beg you, dey remaining 10% na zombies and you no sey zombie no get sense...

no worry, that dia chief zombie wey dey grill we go contribute money, package am, wrap and ship am come give you for China make you help us do wetin Fury do Wilder 2 days ago...

thank you sir, I for like hail you say may your days be short.. but I no no welda you like play, if I talk am you fit vex dey come for small play wey I you follow play...
I no no as I wan take end this letter sef, if I say God bless you... people go vex and If I sey God punish you, you go vex.... at this note sir:
I CAN'T KILL MYSELF

Can't stop laffin at d buhari part..
Wah za pok

TeleboiZ005:
But wait o.
Should we fry beans?

Why u talk like dis, do u even know wat insurgency means....u can roast it if u wish

etuth:
I am finding it difficult to download application form after completion.Those who successful downloaded it which app did they use on phone

Sleep early and wake by 3am to do that smoothly

Take note when fill personal data ooo and for knowledge purpose

Many av always think "ngozi* or "shola"
Those name that follow religious names are the last name while surname is the first..

No! Lastname is ur surname while the religious bla bla bla is the frist they the other is the middle name

Also those avin prob with network or so, just sleep early at night and set alarm at 3am to register.

For passport it is better u go scan hardcopy or u snap on ur phones provided u av resizer

How many of u notice the white man on sit...he's thoughts though, could be wat

Me: shithole doctors

My friend just called me he's received mail for further application. I haven't seen though

Experience matters for them I suppose

OakConsultNG:
Alright.. at least he was man enough to apologise.

Meanwhile, register your Business, Church and Company with the CAC at discounted prices. Check our signature and page for more details.

Offer lasts for a limited period only.

Wetin sister Ruth no go see for bro Lazarus hand for church.
You will never see a mosque registering with CAC only business oriented org does that ....But u will see a CAC and its ally registering with CAC

Bruno3000:
where d rest of the players na? Abi na monkey post them play? . Meanwhile I see Chelsea sacking lampard before year 2020.

Argue with ur pastor/imam

Lol...o o ni pami...u no go kee me

Hmmmmm.......
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Fidelismaria:
Bastard of the awolowo family

Tufiakwa

You mean nnamdi KANU Awolowo?