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This is beyond wicked.

Simple, we never know wen 5g go reach naija and wen 4g will work properly not as undercover 3g.

Mugus. What has the name got to do with power supply??

Person wey never chop dey go space?

Electricity never dey Una dey talk of space, this government must be high on cheap drugs. No be only space Una for go sun go bring light. Yeye fowls.

You are welcome bro.

Flexherbal:
Oil dey your head.

The very first step is to identify the cause of the challenge. If not, you will keep treating and treating. Also, he should know that a normal performance is different from an enhanced performance.

He should take care, while trying out all the things people are suggesting to him, so that he does not end up, having sperm issues. It is the sperm he needs to have children.
Of what use will it be, staying there for 1hour and at the end of the day, you produce dead sperm?

Always consult professionals on issues like this.

Thanks, bro for recommending me.

Ask flexherbal, he is on nairaland.

Miffia:
Hi everyone... Good Afternoon

I will keep this brief and short.. Ignore any typographical error, please.

I have this boyfriend, we've been dating for years now. The thing is, he doesn't last long during sex, he's a 2 minutes man, as you people call it. There was a time, we had sex, less than 1 minute, yes, I mean less than a minute, just 3 or 4 thrusts and he released. He was shocked, sad and disappointed, I was shocked too. I was even the one cheering him up, not to be sad, that everything will be okay, that's not his fault, he just wore his cloth and left.

This is someone I want to marry, we will soon do our introduction and wedding, and I don't want our sex life to be boring, we are not enjoying s*x at all, and I don't want to cheat on him... We love each other so much.

Please, anybody that has experienced this before, or know how to stop it should advice me on what to do, its not making me happy neither is my boyfriend happy too

Your advice will be appreciated.. Thank You.

Anybody wey get dat kind bushy unkempt bia bia, u need to avoid am.

Solid cow for dat matter.

Bola146:
Malami na cow

Killings left and right. Nigerians are gradually becoming endangered species.

LOL!!!!!!

How can you say Nigeria is the poverty capital of the world? Is your brain leaking??

Funny Country this Nigeria.

That policeman in the last pic, something swell up for him trouser next to the girl head. The something want administer first aid too?

Na wa for naija

That hospital is useless. Better to go to a better one and get treated. When I lived in Ibadan and my wife was pregnant with our first child, I asked her to go to a private hospital. She was adamant and scared that private hospitals were busy slicing people open in CS operations for monetary gains. She preferred a general hospital. No wahala.

When it was time we went there, the norm is this, if you come in to give birth and within a few hours you haven't increased in cm, they will induce you sharply. The matrons said they wanted to do kpa kpa kpa as they called it. One female doctor there, kept telling the matrons to leave my wife that she will give birth by herself, but they wanted to induce her regardless. A woman they induced struggled and struggled until she put to bed, the child was weak, they had to refer them to UCH.

When the doctor was about to leave, she knew they would go ahead in her absence she collected my number and called to come take my wife home, she told me in private what was going on, I had no choice than to comply. Before we could return the next morning, my wife went into serious labor at home, I had no choice than to ask her to push, I helped as much as I could, applying coconut oil, encouraging her until my son was born right there in my living room.

Na so I take turn emergency doctor, my driver ran to call a matron nearby who removed the placenta, bathed the baby and my wife and we paid her before leaving for the hospital to have them checked up.

That hospital for Apata na war, some are quite rude, there's a woman who drives Lexus and attends to women during antenatal, if you hear how she talks to these women you would think they were goats. All the times I sat outside and heard her demean these women and shouted at them, I would just get up when I couldn't bear it. Op go better hospital leave those people.

Outstanding!

Jesu!

Case closed. If I hear say d husband add join!

The color go be black and blue. Sorry black and white.

Vampire Teacher. Madam Cannibal with extra sharp teeth. This one na danger to kids. Super story school. Wale adenuga production!

Your neighbor bought gun medicine from a website. Bros I hail! The lies in this your write up pass government own!

Very good.

Pastor Nackson weh done. The law will treat ur fvck up! Under-age girls? Oga u rude o!

This country is a SCAM!

Very funny.

GOFRONT:
So it is a Black pot and Calabash that brings huge cash.......And some people be jumping from church to church praying to one Imaginary God for an overnight financial miracle??

Me I don port o.....So many Rich men in this country have these blackpots and Calabashes underneath them bed......The Lebanese was just unfortunate....If u know u know

That dance is a lie! Fat lie! Lying dance.

If you step out of your room and see a lot of beautiful multicolored snakes in your compound, will you pack them into your pocket, or room? No, right? Because they are dangerous. Same way it is dangerous to go after those booby bouncing, lap flashing babes in your school. Visit any university teaching hospital and ask for the HIV/ AIDS ward, you will see fresh guys and gals getting treatment. Your gbola go shrink like tortoise, you go dey find am inside boxers sef. Unnecessary sexual urge go travel. Oga face your book o make u graduate. Life no easy outside school. If you see those girls, face front!

Solid Scam. That person is a yahoo boy in the check business. They need the details to send a fake check. When the check is received and deposited, they will turn around and tell you that they are no longer interested. You will then be given another account to send the money to. You will indirectly be working as their mule without knowing. Whoever owns the account into which the check cleared will get into trouble, when the bank discovers the fraud, they will debit the amount straight away from the person's balance. By then the scammers are long gone.

Burnt offering!

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Dat benin-auchi road I dey fear am o. Very narrow at some points. God don save me several times for dat road while driving to and fro. The trailer wey dey run for there no be here o. I jejely stopped passing there and found an alternative route.

RIP to the dead.