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My friend Johnathan na mad man. He will pocket that 15mil and disappear. If God catch you, Una come jam face to face and you make pim about dat money, Oga go buy casket, na dat day u go die. Wickedness get grade.

Things have gone from bad to worse. Kidnapping people right from their homes in the FCT! Meanwhile bandits dey pose for pictures with sophisticated weapons and RPG!

Na to run for north! Arab road dey my backyard o!

Lmao

Tookool:
They both have almost the same roofing style

Look for anyone who has access to visit prisons. People who visit prisons to pray or evangelize etc. Follow them go once or twice so you can see first hand what prison life looks like.

Then imagine yourself in prison, wearing that blue uniform and sleeping in a congested room with no air or reasonable ventilation. Eating watery beans and basically living like an animal.

That spirit of konji go leave you instantly. You don't know the value of the freedom you have to wake up, leave your house and walk about.

You want knack underage girls?? Weh don sir. Oga knackson.

The thieves go jejely first put the JBL for bag b4 dem break down ur door to collect the phone wey you take connect.

Thought I was the only one who experienced such. I was born with dreads and my parents cut it off while I was a child.

If I leave the hair for up to 3 weeks, serious migraine headache and fever will follow.

As soon as I cut the hair and take meds, it goes away until I forget to cut the hair again.

Great100000:
i thought am the only that noticed that.

Lol

Akhagbenidestin:
I tire oo which one come be festive covid 19 period again

"Festive covid 19 period"

Nnpc Arab road, kubwa, N125.

Lol. I sabi book o, that's the reason I got away with a lot of the nonsense I was doing back then.

Amdoyin:
so tey you no sabi book... I love guys like you, I was like that. One love

I wonder.

WoundedLamb:
I don't understand. What's the pleasure in being so hateful?

Kwaruption!

Very good!

Lol.

topshotnista:
Guide on mental health?Are you insinuating Lagosians are mad? Issoryt

Chai!

When I was expelled at night for fighting. As in who does that? They opened the gate, told me to leave and locked the gate. I look left, look right, everywhere dark. I walked around to the side of the school, made sure no one was around and scaled the fence, got wounded by broken bottles on the fence. I sneaked into an empty classroom and slept there. Went to beg the principal at dawn with one teacher, got the expulsion commuted to 50 strokes of cane spread over a week.

2. In Jss 2, the teacher assigned to our class to monitor us during prep was always sleeping. Back then we had a silly game we played when any one was caught sleeping during prep, we would tie the person to his chair and desk. The game was getting out of hand, we no stop until we tied our teacher. And then the guy woke up!

The funny thing be say the guy laughed off the incident and warned us to stop.

My secondary school escapades fit full notebook, I cause trouble so tey!

Practice makes perfect.

Kill a man because of ordinary bike?? Some people soul don decay.

Na wa.

Ha!

Good.

Complete madness.

You are welcome. There are at least 4 parts of the movie.

The Purge (2013)
The Purge: Anarchy (2014)
The Purge: Election Year (2016)
The First Purge (2018)

budaatum:
That's it! The Purge. Thanks!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCpCRE-eIx8

The Purge.

budaatum:
Anyone know the title of a movie based on the same idea?

I'd think of robbing a bank too but doubt I'd be able to since no laws for 24 hours does not mean the bank owners would not secure their bank so I can just walk in and take what I want, so I'd likely do nothing and wait for the 24 hours to pass and for sanity to be restored.

Who come banish am? Na shekau? Are you saying the Emir packed his kaya and went all the way to Toto local government (abi na awe, any which one) on his own? Is he high?

Dis one na quarantine before corona oo. Na to supply face mask remain!

Na wa. Everyday wahala for Naija. Where to next for the traders?

Long throat teacher.

One day you will be caught or killed. Smarter and better equipped terrorist have been brought down in the past, yours won't be different.

Thanks for the update.

TzuClausewitz:
His family (three of the four wives and some of the children schooling in Nigeria plus his police officer son who welcomed a new baby on Saturday) arrived in the family VGC Lagos home last night. They will settle in Lagos.

This crab is needed to crack the coconut heads of our leaders remove the chaff in their brains and replace it with common sense.