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Forum Games / Re: You Loaned Your Friend N4m Since Last Year & He Has Refused To Pay, This Happens by Hotfella(m): 12:20am On Feb 23
My friend Johnathan na mad man. He will pocket that 15mil and disappear. If God catch you, Una come jam face to face and you make pim about dat money, Oga go buy casket, na dat day u go die. Wickedness get grade.
Crime / Re: Gunmen Raid FCT Community, Kidnap PUNCH Reporter & 2 Others by Hotfella(m): 8:11am On Feb 05
Things have gone from bad to worse. Kidnapping people right from their homes in the FCT! Meanwhile bandits dey pose for pictures with sophisticated weapons and RPG!

Na to run for north! Arab road dey my backyard o!
Travel Ads / Re: Agege Train Station Then VS Now by Hotfella(m): 5:01pm On Jan 12

They both have almost the same roofing style wink
Romance / Re: Help Am I A Fu*kin Paedophile by Hotfella(m): 9:48pm On Oct 28, 2020
Look for anyone who has access to visit prisons. People who visit prisons to pray or evangelize etc. Follow them go once or twice so you can see first hand what prison life looks like.

Then imagine yourself in prison, wearing that blue uniform and sleeping in a congested room with no air or reasonable ventilation. Eating watery beans and basically living like an animal.

That spirit of konji go leave you instantly. You don't know the value of the freedom you have to wake up, leave your house and walk about.

You want knack underage girls?? Weh don sir. Oga knackson.


Romance / Re: How To Scare Armed Robbers This Period. Try It (PHOTO) by Hotfella(m): 11:06pm On Apr 15, 2020
The thieves go jejely first put the JBL for bag b4 dem break down ur door to collect the phone wey you take connect.

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Health / Re: I Fall Sick Whenever My Hair Grows, What Could Be The Cause? by Hotfella(m): 8:23pm On Apr 15, 2020
Thought I was the only one who experienced such. I was born with dreads and my parents cut it off while I was a child.

If I leave the hair for up to 3 weeks, serious migraine headache and fever will follow.

As soon as I cut the hair and take meds, it goes away until I forget to cut the hair again.
Nairaland / General / Re: Huge Python Killed Behind My House Yesterday by Hotfella(m): 3:47pm On Mar 24, 2020
i thought am the only that noticed that.
Nairaland / General / Re: Huge Python Killed Behind My House Yesterday by Hotfella(m): 2:45pm On Mar 24, 2020

I tire oo which one come be festive covid 19 period again
Nairaland / General / Re: Huge Python Killed Behind My House Yesterday by Hotfella(m): 2:39pm On Mar 24, 2020
"Festive covid 19 period"

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Politics / Re: N125: Have They Started Selling Fuel At The New Pump Price In Your Area? by Hotfella(m): 9:41am On Mar 24, 2020
Nnpc Arab road, kubwa, N125.

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Education / Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by Hotfella(m): 6:41pm On Mar 12, 2020
Lol. I sabi book o, that's the reason I got away with a lot of the nonsense I was doing back then.
so tey you no sabi book... I love guys like you, I was like that. One love
Celebrities / Re: I Am Now A Landlady - Teni Buys A House (Video) by Hotfella(m): 5:26pm On Mar 12, 2020
I wonder.


I don't understand. What's the pleasure in being so hateful?


Crime / Re: Navy Intercepts 316 Drums Of Illegal Diesel At Agbani Offshore by Hotfella(m): 5:10pm On Mar 12, 2020

Politics / Re: Breaking!! South East To Get Development Commission; Bill Scales Second Reading by Hotfella(m): 3:51pm On Mar 12, 2020
Very good!


Health / Re: A Lagosian’s Guide To Achieving Great Mental Health by Hotfella(m): 2:14pm On Mar 12, 2020

Guide on mental health?Are you insinuating Lagosians are mad? Issoryt
Crime / Re: Benue State University Student Shot Dead By Unknown Gunmen In School(graphic Pix by Hotfella(m): 2:08pm On Mar 12, 2020
Education / Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by Hotfella(m): 11:39am On Mar 12, 2020
When I was expelled at night for fighting. As in who does that? They opened the gate, told me to leave and locked the gate. I look left, look right, everywhere dark. I walked around to the side of the school, made sure no one was around and scaled the fence, got wounded by broken bottles on the fence. I sneaked into an empty classroom and slept there. Went to beg the principal at dawn with one teacher, got the expulsion commuted to 50 strokes of cane spread over a week.

2. In Jss 2, the teacher assigned to our class to monitor us during prep was always sleeping. Back then we had a silly game we played when any one was caught sleeping during prep, we would tie the person to his chair and desk. The game was getting out of hand, we no stop until we tied our teacher. And then the guy woke up!

The funny thing be say the guy laughed off the incident and warned us to stop.

My secondary school escapades fit full notebook, I cause trouble so tey!

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Crime / Re: The Walking Dead Actor - Michael Mundy Jailed For Biting And Abusing Fan by Hotfella(m): 9:43am On Mar 12, 2020
Practice makes perfect.
Crime / Re: Unknown Gunmen Shoot 2 Men Dead In Kaduna,snatch Their Bike(photos) by Hotfella(m): 9:42am On Mar 12, 2020
Kill a man because of ordinary bike?? Some people soul don decay.
Crime / Re: Thugs Storm Lagos Communities, Injure 50, Loot Shops by Hotfella(m): 9:40am On Mar 12, 2020
Na wa.
Politics / Re: Fayemi Moves To Dethrone 16 Kings In Ekiti - Wazobia Reporters by Hotfella(m): 9:31am On Mar 12, 2020

Politics / Re: Sanusi's Wife Visits Him In Awe, Nasarawa. Ado Bayero Weeps As He Leaves Bichi by Hotfella(m): 8:12am On Mar 12, 2020
Crime / Re: Policeman, Wife Found Dead In Ondo by Hotfella(m): 7:45am On Mar 12, 2020
Complete madness.
Crime / Re: No Laws, No Punishment For 24hours: What Will You Do? by Hotfella(m): 3:42pm On Mar 11, 2020
You are welcome. There are at least 4 parts of the movie.

The Purge (2013)
The Purge: Anarchy (2014)
The Purge: Election Year (2016)
The First Purge (2018)


That's it! The Purge. Thanks!


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Crime / Re: No Laws, No Punishment For 24hours: What Will You Do? by Hotfella(m): 1:27pm On Mar 11, 2020
The Purge.

Anyone know the title of a movie based on the same idea?

I'd think of robbing a bank too but doubt I'd be able to since no laws for 24 hours does not mean the bank owners would not secure their bank so I can just walk in and take what I want, so I'd likely do nothing and wait for the 24 hours to pass and for sanity to be restored.

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Politics / Re: Kano Government Denies Banishing Sanusi by Hotfella(m): 12:29pm On Mar 11, 2020
Who come banish am? Na shekau? Are you saying the Emir packed his kaya and went all the way to Toto local government (abi na awe, any which one) on his own? Is he high?


Politics / Re: Inside Sanusi Lamido's New House In Awe, Nasarawa by Hotfella(m): 11:10am On Mar 11, 2020
Dis one na quarantine before corona oo. Na to supply face mask remain!
Crime / Re: Violence : Traders, Task Force Clash Over Demolished Shops in ABUJA Market by Hotfella(m): 1:48pm On Mar 10, 2020
Na wa. Everyday wahala for Naija. Where to next for the traders?
Crime / Re: Female Teacher Arrested For Stealing And Eating Pupils Meals At School by Hotfella(m): 1:44pm On Mar 10, 2020
Long throat teacher.
Crime / Re: I Am Not Scared Of Trump - Boko Haram Leader, Shekau by Hotfella(m): 1:40pm On Mar 10, 2020
One day you will be caught or killed. Smarter and better equipped terrorist have been brought down in the past, yours won't be different.


Politics / Re: Sanusi Lamido Begins Journey To Exile, Arrives Abuja Airport (Photos, Video) by Hotfella(m): 1:32pm On Mar 10, 2020
Thanks for the update.

His family (three of the four wives and some of the children schooling in Nigeria plus his police officer son who welcomed a new baby on Saturday) arrived in the family VGC Lagos home last night. They will settle in Lagos.
Science/Technology / Re: World’s Largest Crab That Feeds On Birds And Breaks Bones (Pictures) by Hotfella(m): 11:17am On Mar 10, 2020
This crab is needed to crack the coconut heads of our leaders remove the chaff in their brains and replace it with common sense.

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