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Jokes Etc / Re: Lagos Biggs Girls by HOTsnow(m): 4:20pm On Dec 11, 2010 |
Backstab!, Y DNT U REMOVE D ELECTRIC POLE IN UR EYES TO SEE CLEARLY *i guess ur blindless has gotten to its apogee* and rmmba to clear dat labyrinthian wet indomies in dat ur soft skull u called brain::::'HOTSNOW' it is:::::stop d beef and be my chaffeur:::efemanyxyz ::dnt mind dat castrated BLACKSTA aka Waksta *ghaniaian for dat matter-beta go sell puff puff*, he is jst a being wit HOTSNOW complexes, |
Jokes Etc / Re: Very Hot Jokes! by HOTsnow(m): 4:06pm On Dec 11, 2010 |
Efemaniyx , *he doesnt like Red, a blue man* The sky is blue, i love it blue, baby blue |
Romance / Re: What Qualities Makes Ur Girlfriend Outstanding by HOTsnow(m): 3:52pm On Dec 11, 2010 |
Dyte, Odunnu, efemanixyz, Idowuologbo & Ileke-Idi - they gat wat i need.: brain, sexual ego,& ready to rumble, Waiting for any of them to fall in my Trap!, |
Jokes Etc / Re: Heyyyy! by HOTsnow(m): 9:10am On Dec 11, 2010 |
Nice one Poster::: Element G-*surprised*.ehn ehn, so u do laugh to jokes , TG, ds 2011 wil b great, Odunnu: i wont mind takn u to dat restaurant to, as a bigboi, eatn 4 rounds on me wont hurt my pocket na , U KNW I CN DO ANYYTHNG FOR U*winks*, d thing b say u go shout HeYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, me go shout YePAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lagos Biggs Girls by HOTsnow(m): 11:11pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
[color=#990000][/color]*Drives in wit his convoy* Efemenaxyz, u shuld hav com to d cutest guy instead of waistn yah time wit dat cucumber-headed D-Snezz,, IdowuOlogbo, care to ride wit us, Cash Talks, Swagg Talks, Fine-Boi Talks, i cnt shout, *Opens d door to an A/C tite range rover**D-fence dey luk d two ladies strollin into me ride*, LADIES, IF ITS ABOUT D VOTE, I V ARRANGED FOR D EVACUATION OF D DDC MACHINE, shall we! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Very Hot Jokes! by HOTsnow(m): 10:43pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
**Arrives wit his rolls royce** ::DRY HOOD:: Hi efemenaxyz,, *drives out* |
Jokes Etc / Re: Husbands Nicknames by HOTsnow(m): 10:34pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
Alrite!*shock BASH's mouth wit a bottle of Amarula* ehn ehn, Ladies d bonafied Man Of All Nation is here, Whr do we start from cos,iv TRACK RECORDS&XPERIENCE of passn thru Ijebu Igbo, to Ijebu Ode, to Oke Odo Via Ondo and finally landed in Edo, *winks*, |
Politics / Re: Ddc Machines Stolen At Lagos Airport by HOTsnow(m): 1:57pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
THE NIGERIAN POLITY IS FULL OF UNIMAGINABLE ACTS FROM THE LEADERS TO THE FOLLOWERS, THIS IS BECAUSE WE THE FOLLOWERS NEEDS TO B RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO CALL THE BLUFF OF THIS OPULENT AND INSANE LEADERS, THIS hell bound PARTY CALLD People Deceive People wil stil maintains its hegemony ova Nigerian politics in so far as Nigerians stil slumber in their unpatriotic ways, Iv not seen one tangible thing GEJ has done evasince he got to d aso rock, The Educational, Banking, Transport, Health, Infrastructure, Power etc remains in shambles, Late Yaradua's 71/2 points agenda was nt achieved, while as an agendaLESS president, he doesnt knw wat direction to face and my WONDERFUL Naija people stil blv in ds Toy of a president, THE EXISTENCE OF MINORITY ELITES IN EVRY POLITY IS INEVITABLE BUT Y dont we thnk outside d pdp circle for once and gv Vibrant Candidates a chance, wit ds d Hegemonic power of the pdp will b broken and THIS WIL SERVE AS CHECKS AND BALANCE ON THEMSELVES, thus, THEY WIL COMPETE THROUGH PERFORMANCE TO WIN D HEART OF D PEOPLE:. Atiku+Jonah-tank+bOOhARRY+IndpendncBombBlast=pdp breeds. I BELIEVE IN A NEW NIGERIA! I BELIEVE EVERYTHNG WIL FALL TO PLACE, [color=#990000][/color] |
Romance / Re: Limits And Relationships by HOTsnow(m): 6:11pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
I kinda like privacy and freedom , dat reminds me of my ex-, d first thing she grabs wen we r togeda is my phone, check txts, call register and phonebook, wen she lvs,she wil call again, call in d nyte, call in d morning, , *d same yarns*, IT WAS WEN I WENT FOR SERVICE(NYSC),dat i got my final freedom. *i stil wondr y a cuty like that is gets so jealous and insecured*, *mayb its because im cute too**winks* And wen it comes to sex *zero*, Thank God im free now, |
Nairaland / General / Re: Appreciate Somebody by HOTsnow(m): 5:28pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
*stil searching**nobody has mentioned his name**takes chalk and writes himself HOTSNOW*::::i love all nairalanders, frm d controversial, to d radical, liberal, prophetic, romantic, scholarstic, horrific members, i appreciate u all, *and rmmba peeps* LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDS, thanx, LOVE U ALL, Caveat Emptor: No mata wat u look like, be real wit ur profile pix, I'M FOR REAL WIT MINE THOUGH! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Just Trying. by HOTsnow(m): 7:28pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
Kunbee!Kunbee!Kunbee! Coleslaw Indeed:::::Efemanyzx, sorry weneva i type xy, z dey follow, STUDio, yap dats y u r Mr CONTROLoverSea, *continues playn PS 6* |
Jokes Etc / Re: Just Trying. by HOTsnow(m): 8:40pm On Dec 03, 2010 |
Liaslo, busy, StuDio dey look for d joke:::Dyte and gidson12 dey toast:::cute Kunbee is jst pissd::::This is a VERY BAD NEWS FOR U @POSTER:::cos pretty Kunbee, Cute Dyte Controversial StuDio & Amiable Gidson12 r neva dulling homosapienS IN DS gARDEN OF nAIRALAND, STIL EXPECTN EFEMANYXYZ &IDOWUOLOGBO to surface, *THIS IS hOtSnOW REPORTING FOR 419 tv* |
Jokes Etc / Re: Obsession by HOTsnow(m): 8:31pm On Dec 03, 2010 |
What a joke!, *dusts his TM Shirt,clears is throat to make a scholarstic speech* The philosophy of joke has risen above mere hallucinatn by a potential JOKER to intentionally tickle the JOKEE so as to have psychological reaction via d two balls infront of their head(i dnt knw wat u cal ir own bt mine are EYES) to d spinal cord and to d brain whch automatically raises d skin on d face to make ur mouth form 'U' thus showin those marbles(i dnt knw wat u cal it bt mine na TEETH) thereby makin sound&sometimes som senselss ones will pass out filthy gas and d process start all ova again, *rushes to get a glass of moet*, THANK U. , *ANY QUESTION?* |
Jokes Etc / Re: Must Read I Can't Laugh by HOTsnow(m): 7:56pm On Dec 03, 2010 |
*swaggers in wit a bottle of eva water* efemanyxyz,d reliable impartial umpire, abeg send MOD afta ds fool jor - i comment my reserve *offers the d peeps in d house a bottle of red wine* cheers to a FOOLish PoStEr, |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Just Have To Read This! by HOTsnow(m): 8:54am On Dec 03, 2010 |
Lysaa, basy-demy, lol Kunbee, no qualms ma'am, Originality it is! Dats just me, |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Just Have To Read This! by HOTsnow(m): 2:28pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
Efeman_xy, dats wat is babe.u r fit to be an impartial umpire, *dat is if u wldnt collect Bread and akara as BR+I!+bE*LOL Kunbee, UR JAW BREAKING VIEWS ON ISSUES IS INDESCRIBABLE, anyways, game on it is seniorita! my profile 411 says it all and if u wldnt mind d 'Adam' to start d game jst mail me ur 411. Dropin ur digit wont hurt though, |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Just Have To Read This! by HOTsnow(m): 6:46pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
Efemenyx, *turns to efe* Nice work u r doin dearie, Thumbs up to u, Kunbee, alrite u dnt wnt to b grouped, As a confused human wit no sex, i blv u shuld undrstand dat, wen anyone appreciates u, u nd to reciprocate and not turn it to LION(Hotsnow) and Antelop(Kunbee) fight, U shuld b proud of ur gender, my niece(KUNBI) is as intellectually sharp as u r bt not aggressive-minded wen it coms to relating wit others, lol Lets hook up on a plain platform, u dnt nd to fill form, i'l take u to d eye of d storm and im sure u'l b turned on, |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Just Have To Read This! by HOTsnow(m): 6:44pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Efemanyx, Thanx ma'am!lmao Kunbee, as an amiable female homosapien on ds nairaland, your intellectual prowess pulls me to you. There should be at least an iota of appreciation from you.lol, Dont be a pessimist. Get your mind out of the gutter, lol |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Just Have To Read This! by HOTsnow(m): 6:17pm On Nov 27, 2010 |
OLUWAkunbee mi owon Omo to wole ti awon ole sa jade, Omo to fi ika kan gunyan, Ara binrin to nigboya bi okunrin, Takun takun obinrin to nfi ifhe pe oba, Kunbee, ti ba mo e omadara, 'kiloso?' |
Romance / Re: How Do You Know He/she Is Right For You by HOTsnow(m): 1:18pm On Nov 22, 2010 |
Thief Ducktor Mr Cock, i thnk u r ryte,i fwind it had to get a reasonabule lady on Nland, wel i yam steel searching, i av shotListed them, if u r interedsted holla on my email,check mai profile pwix to confirm. DYT(f), ur fourma pix fine, y dd u nau put jomo ogbomo jumbo pix now , shout out to ILEKE-IDI(statesake), DYT, ODUNNU, 109(now female), SLAP WAN, MOBO419 and hall my off u, I'l b rite bark let me rush to my Dentist,im havn stomark cake, |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Premier League: Sharks Vs Dolphins On Saturday Nov 20 @ 4PM by HOTsnow(m): 12:47pm On Nov 22, 2010 |
ogaoo!, SHARKS Vs DOLPHIN inside RIVERS, wat an aquatic fixture!, Papi water wil be d referee then! lmao |
Jokes Etc / Re: Urhobo Dog by HOTsnow(m): 6:37pm On Nov 13, 2010 |
ROFLMAO! LMAO! LOL!, DS JOKE IS original,confirmed&sealed. U gat me spilln my glass of milk in my plate of soup, |
Politics / Re: Who Are The Top Ten Most Tribal Nairaland Members? by HOTsnow(m): 12:38pm On Nov 12, 2010 |
*sees dagger,matchet,knife,kondo, otomopo flown frm left to right*, meeenn *calls 911* NAIRALAND is turning to NAIRABATTLEFIELD!! Hope my lovly ODUNNU is not hurt *jets out of d forum with Dyte, Ileke Idi(ekiti mates) and odunnu*, |
Romance / Re: How Would You Describe Your Most Attractive Qualities And How Do You Know This? by HOTsnow(m): 9:51pm On Nov 11, 2010 |
Enuf qualities dat needs outline: 1. Cute 2. Cool 3. Swag 4. Romantic 5. Body Shape-199% 6. Dress Sense 7. Honest 8. Matured 9. Fluent 10. Good Sense of Humor 11. Efiko 12. Neat- i dnt joke wit dat 13. A Good Listener 13 is my lucky number and was born on the 13, got D** @ 13 and live @ no 13, NO ONE CAN BLOW MY TRUMPET BETTER THAN ME THE OWNER::: |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: A Young Hansome Guy,yrs(23) Loking 4 A Mature Lady 4 A Relationship by HOTsnow(m): 12:10am On Nov 09, 2010 |
I wont mind a cute, intelligent,focused and humble lady in her 20s for a date:, im a graduate, cool&good lookn in my 20s. Feel free to txt/call 08139387962.Thank You |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: A Young Hansome Guy,yrs(23) Loking 4 A Mature Lady 4 A Relationship by HOTsnow(m): 12:09am On Nov 09, 2010 |
I wont mind a cute, intelligent,focused and humble lady in her 20s for a date:, im a graduate, cool&good lookn in my 20s. Feel free to txt/call 08139387962.Thank You |
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Contestant In Mr World; Is This A Joke? by HOTsnow(m): 10:08pm On Oct 30, 2010 |
INKED-NERDilicious::i must say im ur secret admirer, Relax, Im Mr Nairaland, |
Family / Re: Woman Gives Birth To Snake In Umuahia by HOTsnow(m): 1:36pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
The same Abah that is under siege! Wonders and Wonderers will neva cease in ds state::COME TO THINK OF IT! how can a snake wit no head or tail attack anyone :: jAbless poster and hilarious story. *hissed and slammed d door* *thinkn of how to hook up wit ODUNNU or DYTE* |
Nairaland / General / Re: Lottery:why Do Winners Squander Their Earnings by HOTsnow(m): 1:18pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
Thats wat they called:OWO BABA IJEBU DA'PADA asap! If i can win 90% of either Ileke-idi, Inked-nerd, Kunbi, Dyt or Odunnu's heart i wil never misuse it, [color=#000099][/color] |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Mikel Dusts Essien, Song, Gerrard And Scholes: by HOTsnow(m): 2:33pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Oooo yess Mikel Well Done dawg::::: Me sef i be the Best passer on Nairaland::: Me be the best passer on the pitch with four legs::::My Club? HOTSNOW FC---inked nerd, google, dyte, whiterose and other cuties, u r welcome to my club:::109, slap1 B d referees |
Romance / Re: Do You Still Want To Be In Love? by HOTsnow(m): 2:15pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
@poster::::is if u dont love,u'l find it hard to love urself cos u get wat u giv:::Again if u develop dat kind of 'f**ck love afterall' attitude, u wil find it hard to show real love to ur husband (cos surely u'l get married to some1).LIFE ITSELF IS UNFAIR::::ADVICE TO U:::keep on loving,keep on rocking&put on dat smile.:: Some1 like me,upon wat i v bn thru i still dey trip for Nld babes: Odunnu, Inked-nerd, Dyte::i wldnt mind any of ds cuties to mend my heart *winks* |
Education / Re: Sharia: VC Bans Hugging Of Female Students by HOTsnow(m): 2:09pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Ohh Oh Oho Oh Oh Oh KOLOMENTAL KOLO:::and his Nland speaker- Aloy+Emeka are blind folks:::WELL ITS NO BIG DEAL, WHO EVEN WANTS TO GO TO D GOD-FORSAKEN NIGER UNIVERSITY WIT NO TRACK RECORD OF SCHOLARSHIP:::AND DONT BE SURPRISE DAT KOLOmental's CHILDREN WIL BE IN UNIVERSITY ABROAD OR PRIVATE UNI IN NAIJA HUGGN ANYTHNG HUGGABLE.lol:::*hiss* Inked-nerd nice point, dats y im tripn*winks*, Where is Odunnu, dats anoda diva: |
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