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i have a friend in sweden and she said u cant survive without learning d language

if u dont already spk swedish, u shd start learning to

Seriously Ibkaye,

do u have a song for every situation

Nothin you can do, she's not attracted to you,

so move on

eldee:
You can't really say that, sumone like you, swear you're attracted to many random dicks. . .

I agree, dicks come in different grades

I personally prefer them long, thick and rock hard  

It depends on if u r askin to be in a relationship with either. . . .

women are more sensitive lovers but nothin beats a good ol fashioned d*ck

RampantT:
oops your warnings came too late!!
What do I do now?

Can I get pregnant if his hand was touching my booty?

Yepa triplets he needs to do the right thing

RampantT:
LMAO!!
OK, grandma

just remember, if u hold a boys hands u will get pregnant, so no touching

RampantT:
So I be small pikin too?
The boy na my senior o

anywaz. stephen where r thou, sexy?

awwww how cute

u kids run along and play nice

u no see him face?

please oh, no go kill small pikin for him mama oh 

see this rampant,
u wan spoil small boy oh

eldee:
^{*draws out pen and paper, starts scribblin*}
How to make a make a babe think she's beautiful by Le Prof Debosky

dont go and learn nonsense oh

debosky:
na who pant dey wear for here? It can never be my instructor eldee. . .him dey too much for that

@ HR

you can call me papi - thats actually the one I like. . .to go with your exoticity

@ debo

papi ko akamu ni

@ sly and eldee

siddon dia make ur pant dey wear u
I'm d ultimate exotic mix. . . . . . .  


@ debo
can i call u grandpa instead?  

acidrop:
shit damn what da hell is goin on here, semen on your face? . please u guys should stop it ooo, but meanwhile i will like to be entertained

u r too late oh

see serious fight since. . . . e don finish now

debosky:
HR, [b]Evaporated[/b]ness nko?

bros eldee abeg I need some tips on catching them hotties. . . do you offer coaching classes?

see ths debo

u r just beefing becos i wont call you daddy  

Blood of Jesus

What have women done again oh

eldee:
nah, you don't qualify

and why not

are we being racist?

The Sly:
Or. . . . '' *Do You Know Any Girl That Plays Guys In[b] London[/b]? Please Lets Have Their Names*''

HR,hotness