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U shot urself in the leg son.
Had Arsenal finished 2nd or 1st,Wenger wld have been the Manager of the season by miles.
A team that lost 11 odd matchs in a domestic league deserves no credit as far as i am concerned.

Arsenal aint the only team re-building in the Premiership.
Man Utd is re-building too as many young players are trying to break into the 1st team.
Vidic,Ji-sung Park,Fletcher,Richardson,Evra,Rooney,Ronaldo are all youngsters and they are trying to fill the spaces the likes of Keane,Scholes,Giggs have left.

I will tip Managers like Martin Jol,Alan Pardew,Harry Redknapp and Paul Jewell before Wenger this season.
These r managers that managed to avoid relegation and fought tooth and nail to survive the Premiership.
End of Story.

NATU,
U ready for death?
U ready?
Get ready for ma kiss of death,

I used to get the feelz from a bitch(Natu)
Now i throw shieldz on ma di.ck
To stop me from her HIV shhhhhhit.
So assume dog's position
Stop,look and listen
I spit on your grave and i ma grab ma charles dicken.
Which part of the world do u want to run to?
I ma kick your ass from Hawaii to Baku
In a game of chess,i ma hit u hard with much stress
Cuff your hands and make ya suck ma toes in duress
Instead of making ya suck ma dicccccck up
I'll rather do ma stick-ups because lesbians irritate me like 'em hiccups
That's why I realized I need to find a new hustle
Livin in the jungle ,Ma acidic rhymez became my muscle
I scribe through snake eyes that wanted me crucified
Y'all thought that I was drownin but I was getting baptized
Talkin bout keep it gangsta?
Only if you knew the gangsta sent me to shank you
Gank you, plank you, tie up your ankles
And if that ain't enough I ma call Jackal to lynch you.

Aiiight, Aiiight.
Nairaland is about to witness the finest,dopest n heaviest venomous lyrics yet unleashed on a female(NATU-BRAT).
This is how we do it.
Wessssssssssssssside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evr'ybody, listen hard---------------------------------------------------------------------------------


I should tie you up and keep cuttin u wit a knife
And sit you in the alcohol bath for the night
And watch you strugglin ,strainin and squealin' for your life
Checking up from your titz to your clitz and severing the blood-line
You'se a brand named she-guy
Who loves to stay high
Got a ten inch clitz and lean titties the same size
A bitch named snitch,who's thick with grey eyes
Who loves to suck dicccks and get hit by 8 guys
Its the Natu bitch, who the phuck you thunk it was?
Gettin drunk with drunken thug
Too fucken numb to feel the buzz.
I don't have to be put to a test.
Battling with Brat Natu who has got no breasts.
Seriously, why I got to battle a diseased-chic,
Especially one thats wack and ornery, wit a di.ck.
Check this, i am not an animal neither am i a cannibal
But i feed on chickens that aint homosexual.
I know u don't want to see this.
But on this fuckin thread,i ma eat your fuckin foetus



HEY, NATU.
U STILL BREATHIN?
bleeping ROACH.

The next time u want to battle,pick on a wet fish like ya.
I ma burn your ass down back to em stone agez.
Stand down!
I'm Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have not spewed on this thread for a long time.
Lemme just lay one of em lyrics in ma book of rhymez.

Peep thisssssssssssss,

I'm the Hucz, Won't you pull it
Straight to the head, with the speed of a bullet
Cuttin' bitches off at the meeky-freeky gullet
Lyrical sedative, keep niggas medative
Head rushers I give to creative kids and fiends
Dreams of euphoria, Aurora,
To another galaxy, Phallic-sy
By this microphone, but get lifted
Lyrically I'm gifted
Burn on in without the roach clip
Henders, mind-bender
Pleasure sender,
So frequently your nerve endings belong to me
Wrongfully you put me down not receiving the full capacity of my smoke
Wack Nairalander's rapperz choke
From the fumes that I emote,
Or emit shit
See even I feel the mahogany
Natural hallucinogen
Turning boys to men again
With oestrogen dreams
Release blues, yellows and greens
From Cali to Kingston.

It cld be their last.

The last 2 matches kindly shows Chelsea might wobble next season.
They lost the 2 matches back to back.

Pls don't say there was nuthing at stake.
There's always something at stake for Jose Mourinho.
He hates losing.

I know.
Thank God Sol Campbell and Ashley Cole are back plus Eboue is doing exceptionally well.
Arsenal won't have any excuse.
There will be no hiding place.

I cant wait to see Dinho Vs Eboue on the 17th.
We all knew what happened btw Dinho Vs Terry at Nou Camp.

Do the math!

Better at what?
All round play or better out-n-out striker?

My own analysis is:
Ruud is a better finisher. Henry is a better player!!!!!!!!!

@ Nightrider,
They play the same league.
RVN will top 25 goals easily if he gets to start more matches than he has done in the past.
U don't have to be a rocket scientist to know that.
Thatz why he has done exceptionally well for his country because he gets to play more matches for country than club.
Ruud has finished above Henry in all the competitons they have both featured outside the Premiership.
He made Henry bite the dust at EURO 2004 and he out-scored Henry at the recent World Cup qualifyin matches.
What other proof do u need to RESPECT this dude?


Look at 2003/04 for instance, Henry had 37 premiership starts in 38 games.
Henry will not get that kind of luxury in Old Trafford or even in Liverpool.
The squad size is the factor here and not Henry's brilliance or ingenuinity.

Hey, if u think Henry will make 37 starts in 38 la liga games @ Barcelona,then u've got anutha think coming.
In a squad that boasts of Messi, Etoo, Dinho, Maxi Lopez,Guily and Larsson-------Henry will be happy to start in just 20 games in a season.
In Milan, Henry will struggle to start in 15 serie A matches because the competition is tougher in Milan than Arsenal.
Remove Henry's injury then he would have started in 37 matches in Arsenal this season. Isn't that ludacris?

Don't be too hasty to judge RVN.
AC Milan and Real Madrid have shown interests already. Such is the quality of this Dutchman
Besides,its a World Cup year.
Should Ruud finish as the tournament's highest goal scorer,he might be signing a mouth-watering contract this summer in a big club.
Ruud is the best finisher the game has produced this millennium.
Henry is a better player,though!

@ Nightrider,
I like the way u have listed everything.

The last mission is always tricky.
U have taken the 1st 4 apart and i am delighted.
Letz see what pans out on the 17th.

Nightrider,Skintite and Prisccy(I will make all y'all noses bleed should Arsenal lose)
BEWARE OF MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loadz of y'all will run away from Nairaland.

@ Nightrider.
Na u be mumu o.
Why should Wenger and his goons go that far to secure 4th place. 4th place?
I wld have been happier if it was the #1 spot or 2nd spot.
Its a shame. Wenger has fallen short this season.

Whatz ur take on Lehmann's stupidity yesterday?
Do u really think he can cope with the mighty MESSI?

Dutch League is tough and all the players u have mentioned are top-class.
If Henry had joined Chelsea with his dismal performance in his debut season at highbury,Mourinho wld have also kicked him out.
Henry cldn't find the net in his first 11 odd matches so dont crucify Kezman.
The point is, Ruud carried his attacking prowess in the Dutch league into the Premiership with ease.
He is the 1st striker to score at least a goal in 10 consecutive matches in the Premiership. Your Igwe is yet to break that astounding record so Ruud is no fluke.

Nistelrooy wasn't injured. Ferguson left him on the bench for his own malicious reasons.
We have analysed the theory of the bench in both teams. Arsenal's squad is small and Wenger cannot afford to bench Henry-fit or unfit.
Such is United's squad that even legends sometimes sit on the bench. Beckham,Andy Cole,Cantona and Sheringham etc have all sat on the bench at various times in their stay at OT. It's no big deal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do u really think Ruud wld sit on the bench if he was playing at Arsenal? The answer is HELL NO.
Sometimes the team u play for determines ur number of appearances.
Had Shaun Wright-Phillips joined Arsenal, he wld have featured in all 38 games for Arsenal debarring injury/suspension.
In Chelsea,he struggled to start in 10 matches throughout the season and is yet to score a goal for Chelsea.
Does it mean he is crap? Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Henry has not scored more than 25 goals in the last 4 seasons in the premiership. Dont mis-inform the public.

2004/05-----------31 starts-------25 goals
2003/04-----------37 starts-------30 goals
2002/03-----------33 starts-------24 goals
2001/02-----------23 starts-------24 goals

He has only done so once(2003/04) as u can see.

@ Akola,
I don't know where u got this from.
We all Know Barca is beatable but Arsenal stands no chance abegi.
Lets be very objective here. This Arsenal team cannot shake Barca let alone beat em.
Its a match that will end 3-0 or 4-0 to Barcelona.
Arsenal is going to Paris to watch the masters do it with style n grace.

Did u see Wigan's 2nd goal?
Can any Gunner trust Lehmann against the deadly attack of Barca especially with his stupidity yesterday?
We can bet on this, Barca will score more than 2 goals against Arsenal.

Metropolitan Police are investigating the incident.
CCTV has spotted a certain french man(Wenger) at the Tottenham Spurs' cafeteria so we r still awaiting a press conference on the incident.
Keep ur fingers crossed.

@ Nightrider,
I thought this thread has ended.
Theres nuthing to be ashamed of here.
Henry scored 27 goals and Ruud scored 21 goals,ain't it?
Dont be surprised Henry has started in 32 Premiership matches while RVN has started in just 28 Premiership matches.
If Ruud had started/featured in those 4 matches then he would have pipped Henry to clinch the golden boot.
Check the stats: Henry joined Arsenal in august 1999 and has scored 200 odd goals
                           Ruud joined Utd in august 2001 and has scored 160 goals.
Can u spot the difference?
Ruud is the god of goalz.

P.S. Ruud netted 31 goals in 34 games at PSV in 99/2000 to win the golden boot in Holland. He scored another 29 goals in 34 games to clinch anutha golden boot the following season before joining Man Utd. He's been doing the scoring business with style n grace b4 he moved to England so he is #1.

I don't know why u gunners make noise over whatz not?
Whatz there to celebrate for coming 4th on the league table?
This is the worst performance since Wenger joined Arsenal so whatz the hollerin about?

@Jayceesh,
Ya talk is cheap.
Ruud wasn't going to play anyway so whatz the point in staying around?
The most important thang is United nicked the 3 points they needed to qualify for UEFA next season.

@ H.U.S.H.
U better get ur rusty nuts insured b4 u place a bet on 'em.
This might just be the costliest mistake in ur whole life so i ma advise u to calculate the risks before doing it.
Word is bond!

@ Priscilla,
U kinda changed the story.
Rooney dribbled Lehmann and in the process of leaving him sprawling on the ground, Toure collided with Lehmann.
How can u utter such blasphemy that any player can goal-keep?
Toure was lucky not to have been booked cos Graham Poll didn't see the incident.
Such was Rooney's ferocious shot on goal that only the slow-motion views and Rooney's moans drew viewers attention to the incident.
Graham Poll shld be sacked for failing to book Toure for such misdemeanour.

@Falciparum,
I've got all Eminem's albums but the best album must be: The Marshal Mathers LP.
The Album that had Stan, Criminal and Amityville.
This album's lyrics are catchy and simply phenomenal.
Most Rappers always find it difficult to match their 1st album's success with the sophomore but Em did his with style n grace.

Eminem Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Favourite wrestler has to be: MANKIND

@ Lordimpaq,

Reyes is a very good and intelligent player in Arsenal's ranks. His work-rate is phenomenal.
He started well as a striker but he was later converted and instructed to assist a diminishing/inconsistent Pires.
I believe his technical ability and skills is better than Drogba's in all departments.

Its true some players cannot just fit into the English Premiership.
This is why i believe RVN is a scoring machine. His goal ratio at PSV before he joined Man Utd is awesome.
He came to England and has built on his scoring spree to become one of the greatest strikers in the English League.

@ Akola,
Reyes was a striker when he was bought and played as a striker for some time but he has been converted to a winger.
A classic example of how Henry's been converted from a winger to a striker.
Ur line of argument is straying. Reyes or no Reyes,Drogba is a top mis-buy.
A player of £24m should be scoring with ease.

I dunno about Thierry Henry but RVN has scored more goals than Drogba with his head.
RVN is the most clinical header of the ball in the Premiership but United don't use the long ball method like Chelsea.
I want to draw ur mind back to Lyon V Man Utd UEFA match last season.
U need to see RVN's 1st goal. It was simply subliminal.
1000 Didier Drogbas cannot score that kind of goal.

@ Lordimpaq,
Old Trafford is now 75,000 capacity.

@ Rikkyjen.
Old trafford is not in London. It's in Manchester so Stamford Bridge is the biggest in London City.
The Wembley Stadium is still under construction so it cannot be reckoned with.

Akolawole,
Don't let us drag this issue too long.
I still insist Drogba has not justified his price-tag in the Premiership.
Do u know Van Nistelrooy scored a whooping 36 goals in his debut season at Man Utd?
He was voted the PFA's player award in his 1st season and Henry pipped him by just one goal in the same season(2001/02).
He also bagged the highest goal scorer in UEFA champions league with 10 goals in the same season.

The following season, He scored 44 goals in 2002/03 season to become the Premiership's highest goal scorer.
He also broke his own record at UEFA champions league to top the scorer's chart with 14 goals.
Thatz back to back UEFA champions league scorer's chart dominance.
This is what i call a good buy. He justified the £19m splashed on him instantly and he has been one of the best bargain in the history of the Premiership.

Henry has also achieved a lot for Arsenal.
He has scored more than 200 goals since joining and these achievements cannot just be over-looked.
Henry has dominated the Premiership scorers chart and he has won the award 3 times in the last 4 seasons.
Anutha good bargain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


How many goals has Didier scored in the premiership since he joined Chelsea?
Drogba scored 10 goals last season and has scored anutha 12 goals this season in the Premiership.
Even Wayne Rooney who plays as a supporting striker has delivered more than Drogba in front of goal.
Chelsea needs a hot-shot that will compete with Thierry Henry or Van Nistelrooy.

He has been woeful in front of goals. Comparing  Peter Crouch or Jon stead to Drogba is rather unfair because Chelsea's got more quality.
Look at Chelsea's midfield and compare it to Sunderland's or Portsmouth. It's no match.
Drogba should be causing more havoc in the defence than he is doing.

What makes u think Drogba is the best aerially? Please quote where Ronaldinho appraised Drogba being the best aerially.
I doubt if Drogba is better than Ruud Van Nistelrooy or Morientes or even Hernan Crespo aerially.
Drogba is not clinical and he needs to work more on his finishing.

In conclusion, Drogba is the wackest striker in the Premiership. His best skill/stealth is diving.

@ Menike,
Smith is top-notch.
He has been converted from a striker to a defensive midfielder.
He stopped Chelsea's midfield machine at OT convincingly.

@ Lordimpaq,
What kinda comparison are u making here?
Do u realise how strong Chelsea's midfield and defence is?
A team with such strong foundation to build up an attack should have strikers that score mad goals.
Put Henry or Rooney in Chelsea's attack and u will be surprised how shambolic Drogba is.

A team as strong as Chelsea should have a super-striker that can deliver 25-30 goals in a season EASILY.
Drogba is a mis-fit and a mis-buy.

Reyes and Ljunberg have been delivering in the past.
We r not talking about the performances this season but overall performance in the Premiership.

Ljunberg has been instrumental to Arsenal's achievements in the past. He was very valuable in the 2001/02 season when Pires got injured.
Reyes is also a very brilliant player who has delivered times without number in 2003/04 season.

Drogba is yet to justify his £24m price-tag.
A player of his class should be scoring 25 goals a season easily.
Drogba is non-existent and has never threatened Rio Ferdinand's confidence before.
Drogba is a huge mis-buy as far as i am concerned.

@ Viera,
Dont blame the gunners for that cheeky penalty.
It was a time when fans were complaining the Premiership was getting too boring.
Arsenal's players wanted to add some spice and they were leading 1-0 so why not do s'thing cheeky?
Heard Cryuff had tried the stunts before and it is allowed in football.

Secondly, The match against liverpool was just pure luck.
Can u remember a liverpool defender handling Henry's goal-bound shot?
Is that hard-work on the part of Liverpool or just luck

Can u also remember Man Utd Vs Tottenham last season?
Carroll's blunder?
Was that hard-work? or just luck on United's part?

Pls do the math. There's luck in football.

@ Prisccy.

What a syntax error?
Ronaldinho? he is not even near it.

The best free-kick taker in the world today is,

Juninho Pernambucano of Olympique Lyonnais.
He has scored well over 90 career free-kicks.

@ Skin
I know it will take some time but its not impossible.

May 17th will be the judge.

@ Akolawole,

Dont whinge about Veron.
He was never going to cope with English Football and Chelsea bought him from Man Utd.
How much did we buy David Beckham and how much was it sold for?
Do the math!

Lemme take shots at these questions.

* Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink

**Mikel Obi,Gbenga Okunowo,Emmanuel Amuneke and Celestine Babayaro

***John Terry

****Ricardo Carvallho

*****Hernan Crespo

************Stamford Bridge is the biggest in london with a capacity of 42,500.

@ Vieira,
I dont agree with cha.
Bayern Munich worked their socks off and United was extremely lucky to have pulled that victory off.
It was a daylight grab n smash kinda robbery.
2 dead-ball situations(corner-kicks) resulted in a goal in the 92nd and 93rd minute.

I have to say there's an element of luck in football.
We have seen teams stealing victories outta the jaws of defeat out of nuthing.
Tell me son,how wld u describe Arsenal's loss to Liverpool in the FA cup final of 2001?

Oooooooops, Ma Baaaaaaaaad!

I reserve ma comments till the 18th of May.