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Aiiyo i drink to that.

I copy!
I dont wanna belabour the obvious but how much did he pay to cover this scandal?
Did he pay in Naira or Hard Currency?

@ Akola,
I won't deny the fact that i am a boy. Ain't U?

Oooooooooooooooooh I got it.
Maybe Akola is a hermaphrodite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Jackal,
What do u expect from Arsene?
Hooliganism runs in his french blood. I have never seen a Manager squaring up to head-butt another manager because of an on-pitch incident.
Tottenham deserved something in that match as they were the better team until that last 15 mins.

I can remember how happy Wenger was when Henry scored that dodgy free-kick against Chelsea last season. He wasn't concerned about the spirit of fair-play then but now he wants the same spirit he neglected to reign supreme. What a prick of a man?

How do u explain his reaction. 2 Arsenal players bumped into themselves and u expect an opposing team to wait for their recovery?
I am having a laugh. .

This Arsenal team is not just good enough. They have a lot to learn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Akola,
Pls don't get mad.
Jackal paid me handsomely so i had no choice than to give him the data.
I'm so sorry.

@ Jackal,
I have known Kola for a decade now and he has switched clubs more than[b] 4 times in the last 7 years[/b].
Kola is a  king-snitch.

This is the break-down-------------

In 1999, he was a Man Utd fan.
In 2002,he switched to Arsenal
In 2003,he rejoined Man Utd.
In 2004,he went back to Arsenal.
In 2005,he ran to Chelsea.
and he still claims Chelski.

@ Loridmpaq,
A team can go 100 european games without conceeding if they play ssshit teams.
Arsenal's road to the S/final has been very favourable.
Juventus and Real Madrid are not the same team we used to know years back so leave that analysis alone.
Had u faced teams like Barcelona, Chelsea or Liverpool u wldn't be saying all this.
A team that lost 2-0 at home to Chelsea is a rubbish team as far as i am concerned.

GLORY GLORY UNITED.
They said we cld not do it against Chelsea last year. Chelsea fell 1-0.
They said the same thing about Liverpool. Liverpool got thrashed 1-0.
Critics said the same thing about Arsenal. Arsenal got pulverised and ended up 2-0.

United, a team with the worst midfield in the premiership is 2nd on the table. No thanx to the exit of Keane and absence of Smithy and Scholesy.
I wonder how Chelsea would have coped if they suffer the same agony as the present United team.
The truth is Chelsea would struggle to make the top 4 without Lampard and Makelele.
United still stand tall despite all the odds and will go to the Bridge with one thing in their mind: V I C T O R Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mourinho's defence will be threatened like y'all have never seen and the only thang that can mar United's day is that biased Referee, Rob Styles.
Rumours have it he is a Chelsea fan. He has issued 4 red cards out of 5 matches to opposing teams in the match he has Refered at the Bridge and he has issued just 2 red cards in 22 matches he has refered outside the Bridge.

Jackal + Reyes= Magic.
Y'all flowz r electrifyin and itz making ma head bop.
I wont leave here wivout droppin ma own flowz
So peep this,


I've been praised and labelled as craze
Nairalanders wasn't able to cage the kind of rage i crave.
An angry teenager, no school can take me back
Jackals' lyrics made me spit like a maniac.
Is this a contest that put Nairaland's MCs to test
Or just a forum where 'em ladies can stuff their breasts.
I grew up steadily proscratinatin inside of cell,
Young as hell, wondering if drugs would sell.
My pregnant chic think i should see a shrink,
Cos she licks ma dickk when dipped in alcoholic drink
Considered her a risk because she wears minks-n-blingy things.
Can ma ace Reyes draw me a Blueprint to rob the UPS
So i can pinch federal notes that r use-l-ess.
It might just be a good idea if i pull ma stop right here
Before i hurt your ears,or gear cushioned lyrics that will allay your fears
Nairaland soldiers marching on song, rocking like Bob Marley's TUFF GONG
Wasting fuckeries that feels we r too wrong  
Putting bulletz in em bellies if they fight us too strong
Menike the wise can't feel so young, postin a thread so colourfulthat looks like Hong Kong
If u want to watch King-Kong, Sit back n relax because the movie is too loooooooooooooong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ $hadex,
U obviously don't see things the way Gz see it. Every hood knows Fiddy is the REAL DEAL. I dont care what MURDA Inc and GAYme fans think about him. 50's got styles and his swagger is top draw. Personally, GAYme's rhymes are too boring and dont sound original. He uses wack metaphors in his lyrics and his concept does not add up.

I don't seem to understand ur point here. Do u actually think tha Game raps better than Fiddy? Can Tha Gayme hold out 50 cent in a MC battle?
The answer is NO. The only rapper capable of ripping 50 apart is EMINEM but unfortunately they r siamese twins co-joined in the hip.
G-unit rocks and lets keep things that way.

Snitching and runnin to the cops are all unconfirmed gists. 50 will never run to the po-po for a f u cking protection.
The rumours filtered out from tha Murder INC camp and should be disregarded.
Aftermath/Shady/G-unit is the record label that's got the midas touch.
All others r just struggling to survive in the Rap Game.
Tha Game should find a better profession. His type doesn't RAP.

Sorry Prisccy.

So much for Arsene's boastfulness.
he cldn't even help himself against Portsmouth and he wanted to help Chelsea.
The PRIDE of a frenchman lives after him.

Man Utd has clogged Arsenal's wheels again like they always do. The Gunners will wobble and stumble again cos the team's confidence has been blown away.
They must pick themselves up asap before things really degenerate.
I will be particularly happy if Tottenham/Blackburn/Bolton claims the 4th spot cos these teams will be hungrier than these bunch of Gunners.
The present team lacks determination and strength in-depth to fight for the 4th spot. Wenger's decisions might be called into question should Arsenal loses out to Villareal.
Arsenal must start winning matches if they wanna play in the UCL come september.

@Vieira,
U must be a local god in your village to find my existence offensive. What a blasphemous utterance?
Do u reason with your brains or your stinking arse?
U are so stupid its not true and to think a 40 yr-old man like u can come out to break the PEACE TREATY is absolutely ridiculous.
I have got issues with u because u singled me out and i am going to sting your life back to the stone ages.
Nobody needs your bleeping apologies so take a deadly hike. Most peasants like u normally lacks morals + scruples so i aint surprised you're shallow-minded and a bit retarded.
Cowards like u resort to violence when confronted which makes u think u can knock anyone out. Internet has made it easy for leprechauns like u to run their mouths.
I think u have got a strange infection called dysentry of the mouth. Ya mouth runs ceaselessly and what comes out of it is contagious.
The next time u poke shots at me i’ll make you question any and everything you’ve ever believed in your miserable life.

@ Priscilla,
I am sorry i have to do this. I don't tolerate roaches in my courtyard because i won't hesistate to spray FIRE on 'em.
I decided to forget everything until this cloned human MUTT started the beef again.
If he stops i will stop but if he dare runs his filthy mouth on me again, i will take 8.5 lives out of his 9 right now.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ma Days.
This is funnier than a Cosby Show. The thread has become something else.
Has someone opened a can of worms? Did u say lunatic asylum or political asylum?

Viera,Morphine and Nightrider are bunch of assholes.
Its now obvious all y'all lack proper home-training and to think bringing your daddies into this forum as an object of abuse is grotesque.
I don't need to start bringin' all y'all down because u guys r down already.
Wankstas like u lotz deserve to be thoroughly stripped with venom-laced words so as to curb your devilish excesses.

OMG.
Dont let us over-flog the issue. Everyone knws nightrider is a semi-illiterate tout.
He even claims his wind will blow me away,isn't this guy a nutter?
Lets just continue to enjoy this thread and ignore this animal crazed with rage.

Jackal,Reyes and Jagenne pls i am begging on the behalf of nightcreeper.
Y'all have to understand he is angry. Angry because his darling team keeps dropping points like a pigeon hit with a bird-flu.
Forgive him for he knws not what he does.

Akola,
Pls lock this thread before u start a gun battle.

@Reyes4eva,
Leave nightrider alone. There's no point crying over a spilt milk.
A dude as old as him uttering blasphemies on a public forum is a lost cause case.
How do u change a full-grown unruly adult? Spank him?

I can tolerate any words used on me but i dont relate to people who drag their fathers name in the mud.
As far as i am concerned, i will start avoid the fiend on this forum.
Lets just continue to analyse future fixtures this season.
I heard Ronaldinho will be rested against Villareal so as to keep him fresh for UCL next tuesday.
Is Rijkaard counting his eggs before hatching?

Nightrider
I am having a long laugh. Arsenal has no character to push things beyond the finish line.
They will not make the top four the way things r going. The remaining teams can come to Highbury and even snatch a draw. Arsenal's performance on the road has been very poor this season and don't con yourself by believing the Gunners will beat Tottenham.
Tottenham is a different team now and its going to be very difficult for the gunners.

My joy will be complete if Villareal dishes out a defeat that will eliminate Arsenal and officially end their season.
There's no room for mediocrity. A poor team like Arsenal should not be playing at UCL final. Liverpool did it by luck last season and its too soon for history to repeat itself so be REALISTIC.

@ Jackal,
I am so happy Harry Redknapp and his team got a draw. Did u see Lua Lua's goal and his somersaults that caused his injury?
That was hilarious. I think Adebayor is the worst striker in the Premiership. He missed some goals a 5 yr old kid wld have scored easily.
Campbell was battered and kicked to a pulp.
I had to look away when his nose was oozing blood. He shouldn't have been played today cos Wenger should have forseen a very physical duel.
Wenger messed it up again with his senseless approach.

@ Jackal,
U have said it all. Man Utd will definitely beat Chelsea at the Bridge. The only thing lacking in the team now is the Central Midfield where United is sorely missing Scholes and Alan Smith.
The strike force is potent and the defence can match Chelsea's defence any day.
I am backing Ferguson to breach the Bridge. He will be relishing this match so much cos all he needs is to come out with a single plot just for the match and never to be used again.
Rooney will be immense and Ronaldo will sting.

P.S. Gabriel Heinze(The best left-back in the country) is back in the team. He has been recalled to tighten things at the back.
Up Man U.

@ Jackal,
I couldn't believe ma eyes. The GOONERS were just barking but very TOOTHLESS.
Arsenal's players seem to be missing in action. Fabregas was annihilated,Gilberto was plumetted and flaming Flamini was turned inside out.
I wasn't too happy with United's overall performance. It was a game we should have won 5-0.

The gay,Graham Poll refused to give a penalty for Toure's goal-keeping skills and he should have been carded.
Henry decided to be an on-looker, he was too rigid to move and some Gooners here say he is a KING. I'd rather say he is fake.
Van Persie was outstanding though and i think Pires played well.

ROONEY was too awesome. I have never seen a player of such brilliance at a very young age. Rooney's composure,skills and techniques were just subliminal.
I believe he is the future of Man Utd and he is just 20. He single-handedly ruined Wenger's day.
Vidic was also immense and how can i ever forget Rio the ROCK? He reminded the gunners he earns 120k a week for protecting United's goal.

What more can i say?
I told em Gunners that Juventus+Real Madrid aint MAN UTD.
Manchester United is a team that lives off CHARACTER and they wld be the last team to lose at home to ARSENAL.
Fergie got his tactics right and he deserved the 3 points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Up UNITED.

word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well said sis.
U are the most sensible gunner out there.
Win or Lose, we r just fans,ain't it?
Have a lovely weekend.

Don't take it personal.
United hasn't won the game yet.
Why the bad-blood?
Conserve ur muscles and energy for 2mrw.

@ Skintite,
Ur 2nd name should be Joseph cos u dream a lot.
Arsenal to win UCL is like saying Gabon can win the world cup.
Its always natural for an under-dog team like Arsenal to spring surprises. Teams like Valencia and Monaco have done that few years ago. Turkey did in 2002 world cup. Croatia did in 1998 and even Bulgraria did in 1994.
Such abnormalities are allowed in soccer but u guys shouldn't push ur luck too far.
Arsenal's bus-stop is so near its not TRUE.

@Nightrider,
No Organisation can glaze Fergie's butt. He has achieved what Wenger can never achieve in 1000 years. He has now won 19 trophies in just 19 years.
What else can u ask for? He's already won a trophy this season and he is still in the race for the premiership.
Don't get carried away. No other English team aside Man Utd has won anything yet this season. So anything can still happen.
Wenger should bury his head in shame for having to fight for 4th position in the Premiership.
Jose does not need his help now cos Chelsea didnt need his help when Chelsea collected the maximum 6 points from Wenger this season.

@ Jackal.
Don't mind 'em buncha fuckeries.
They know nuthing about statistics before they open their mouth.
RVN always outscore Henry in any competiton they have BOTH featured in. EURO 2004 was a classic example.
Henry always have the advantage of playing more matches in the Premiership because his team is a small-sized squad. There's no competiton for his shirt.
Thierry must play whether he is fit or un-fit. RVN on the other hand doesn't get to play/start matches as much as Henry does because Man Utd has a larger squad.

United possess a more potent strike force in SAHA,ROONEY,RONALDO,ROSSI,SOLSKJAER and RVN. The Gunners on the other hand can only boast of HENRY,REYES,VAN PERSIE and Grandpa BERGKAMP.
So what do y'all expect?

@ Jackal,
Well said, sonnie!
The Gunners can just bark but they are toothless.
Heard Graham Poll has been given the task of handling the proceedings come 16.05GMT on sunday.
It's definitely gon' blow up.
I trust Ronaldo to light up the game with his sublime skills and quick feet. I back inexperienced Eboue and "make-shift" defender Flamini to get a RED.
Rooney and Giggs will be very handful too.
I back the Red Devils to win 3-0. Arsenal cannot score away from home to save Wenger's momma's life,ain't it?

@ reyes4eva,
I sense FEAR in the Gunners camp already.
Wenger has been fighting sleeplessness on how to curtail the best strike force in Europe?
Campbell+Lauren+Toure+ Ashley Cole cannot even stand up to these boys.
Arsenal's lazy tactics(offside trap) at the back will spell their DOOM.
RVN will punish 'em for that and how do u stop adrenalin-charged Rooney on his day?
Can United stop Arsenal from reaching Europe next season?
Fergie will be licking his mouth cos it's pay-back time for the Gunners

@ lordimpaq,
I'm glad u know flamini is a minced meat on sundays for a player like Ronaldo.

@ Jackal
Heard all the tickets r SOLD OUT.
What a spectacle to behold at Old Trafford!
70,000 die-hard faithfuls would be taunting the young gunners.
Who can stop the strike force of The Red Devils? Kolo Toure or Eboue?
Prediction stands at 4-1 to United.(2 from Ruud. Saha and Rooney to bag 1 each) (Reyes to score for Arsenal in the 90th)
Ronaldo was even a threat to big guns Ashley Cole and Lauren,so who's Flamini? Free-kicks after free-kicks is guaranteed and who knws? Maybe a red-card to 2 or 3 of Arsene's men.
RVN and Rooney hold the best strike partnership in Europe at the moment. Arsene's men would be demolished by this duo.
Arsenal should rather boycott the match than honour it.
Its going to be a thrashing that Wenger will live to regret.
GLORY GLORY UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Watch out for Young Guiseppe Rossi(The American Rooney)

The problem with Menike is his ignorance.
A product of a lunatic asylum-what do u expect?
Lets just ignore him and get on with the topic,

United will be prepped up for this kind of match cos they r a big-match team.
They also have the advantage of clean bill of health and freshness as they will have 8 good days to rest.
It will be a classic but trust United to snatch victory at the jaws of defeat by hook or crook.

Wenger is just taunting Jose.
A very good sense of humour but Arsenal will lose at OT.

Did u say draw or defeat to United?
The last time United recorded a draw at OT was against Everton in Mid-December. Its been 3 points ever since at OT.
I don't think United will drop 2/3 points against Arsenal if they are ever going to drop points at all.
Other teams like Pompey, West Brom or even Sunderland might take points off Utd but not Arsenal(Old Rivals).
I really want Arsenal to make Europe but i am sad they will have to forget the 3 points on sunday.