Don't make the rookie mistake of banging your side chick at the crib.

2. Be a gentleman, don't bang your side chick raw.

1. Always wash up, she might squeeze the tip.

adaobi123:



Im only joking

adaobi123:

Dont be jel, be swell

talk2s: U know it's so simple and engaging to pour abuses, curses, insults and what ve u on the person, office, actions, inactions, words and silences, reflexes and reactions of MR President (GEJ), just because he's the number citizen of the Country! Probably, equally too because as it is: THE NEXT FEW YEARS OF NIGERIA IS GOING TO BE DETERMINE BY HIM- as designed by God. However, point of note, fairness and objectivity demand that you hear from both parties b4 you spew!

Billyonaire: So the name as changed from Clueless and Retardeen to Hitler and Dicktator ? I dey laugh oh.

shymexx: Cray!!

Broke men should only be allowed to look for a darn job and get their ish together!

There's no romance without finance...

coogar:

but the op is right - nice guys finish last!
after reading your long epistle, i realised you and the op are not on the same page of what being nice and not being nice entails. a bad guy isn't a tout or someone that disrespects women(far from it), he's not just a wuss like the nice guy. the single most important factor is most nice guys are single - women don't want them in a relationship, they just want them as platonic friends or bodyguards!

Fussbot: "So afta all d abortions I wil stil have a man 2 settle with"

"So na me go lata marry dis guy,am in2 money"

"Titi,tayo,dupe,ebun,me sef don lata get husband o".

"No,no no,dis dude can't be serious,u don get beta job?*"

"Wow!so I wil live with d love of my life 4eva"

1025: no matter how many points man u has in the league, nobody respects them for that because we have the records of all their fraudulent activities that kept them there. why won't they be there when all they do is use howard webb and mark clattenberg to rob other teams? give wigan half the favours manu gets and they will win the epl.
look at champions league and capital one or even the recent fa cup tie where both refs were not involved, man u were peacefully dumped out.
look at the position of chelsea yet man u have one won them one in three meetings this season even the devil shouted over the most obvious fraud in football where two red cards and an offside goal were the surviving grace for the best team in the world.
epl is a shame because such a low performing team can't win an organised tournament.
i am happy to be a chelsea fan because we win and loose honourably. i can always dance azonto when i remember that we sent them home in capital one cup and fa cup.

Billyonaire: Amaechi is an id.iot.

ifihearam: The Governor's forum chaired by amaechi needs to be scrapped or better still he really needs to be removed,he is an ingrate and a fo.ol,he is yet to say all that is happening,if the presidency really wants him out he would have been out long ago and now that he has publicly said it then he should wait till may when we shall remove him finally.

Billyonaire: Amaechi is an id.iot.

HARDDON: Having gone tru most of the responses here, i can't but smh

Haw we soo miss d core and therefore d essence is lost within d shallowness of our minds and blatant ignorance of d truth.

Marriage was instituted by God. Ƒoя d purpose of the man n wife helping each other out, sharing and caring, procreation but above all , COMPANY... IT IS NOT GUD ƑOЯ THE MAN TO BE ALONE, let us make him a helpmate ......

Comin to d Question @ hand, it actually should be rephrased thus: why iz THE WORLD obsessed with M?

Reasons not far fetched:

1) every religion in d land supports d doctrine of marriage. And Nigerians r A very religious bunch

2) Every gurl not married @ a particular age is termed irresponsible n wayward . And prayer points r always raised ƒoя such: who wano live with such stigma?

3) the Comparison factor: all your friends r married with kids, wud you rather be left out? Is d cloak of darkness cast on your face in form of ugliness? Is your middle name 'ashoebi'( wor ever da means) ? Or chief bridesmaid?

4) there lies a chronological sequence the gurl child life follows: move from home to som College, after college back home, until d right oηε comes calling and she moves in with him! Bliv ♏ԑ, no parent/ gurl wud ß api to accommodate/stay-in ƒoя more than 2years.

5) then there is d company factor. You Can chose not to marry. You can shöp ƒoя alpha sperm and do d insert shyte, you can walk d adoption lane and hv kids however. While you get serviced @ random or вч a singülar regular. You can ενεη swing d idontneedamanlane and carry your JoyToy about in your bag or fixed finely inbtw your legs(multiple orgs! Oh swit heavens!)

But when the time comes, all dose kids wud get married and live you. And your pseudo company wud evaporate. They can't ενεη Give you d warmth only a man's body brings when it rains n d night get cold(I'm not on about s3x here)

What wud be of you in your old age when your heirs turn gray and you need someone to help you pick? Ωнo wud be there to support those fance boobs now wen dey go flat and fearful?


Please ravel in your prime but don't you ever lay aside d fact that company in old age is a rare commodity only your heartthrob can afford .

You support his once upon a time JoyRod, he supports your once upon a time confident boobs...company, sharing n caring

Who wudnt be obsessed?

Ενεη d whytes r, ïf not, why wud a woman have had like 10 failed marriages, yet in her old age, she still yearn ƒoя oηε last oηε?

Ravel in your prime but don't you ever forget.............

idontgiveafuck:

obuna ibu ezigbo nwa afo, i ga ekwu otu ahu. so people should attack me and i should just watch them and fold my hand... odiegwu. if that is what you would do oh gbasara gi.

if you are really igbo please translate the igbo part.

idontgiveafuck:

lmao... thanks but no thanks. byeeee. you being igbo does not make or break anything

Gentle Naaz: SIGN SHE IS NOT INTO U
1. She is always tired
2. She is always in her period
3. She always skip dates wt u
4. She doesmt wants 2 b alone wt u
5. She always visits u wt her frnd
6. Wn on outing, she comes wt her frnd(s)
7. She always say "i ws chargn my phone" or "i had a low battery
8. Etc

idontgiveafuck:



fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu u stupppppiddddd bitchhhh. you are fuckkkkinggg waisting yourrrr time. u fuckkking insultedddd but yet cannot stand by your wordzzz bitch? do u even know the definition of demented? look into the dictionary and you will find your name next to it. I don't blame u it is your parents i blame, ur dad forgot to tell u that u were a mistake and a waste of sperm? please i have never seen where a man gets jealous of a woman. I HOPE YOU ARE NOT TURNING GAY!!!! YOU ARE IN NO WHERE UP TO PAR TALKLESS OF THE SHIITTT EXCRETING FROM YOUR MOUTH. HOW CAN YOU BE JEALOUS OF A BEAUTIFUL INTELLIGENT IGBO WOMAN Are the girls in your tribe that senseless and useless? Damn it most really be a shame. I see your insecurities are eating you up!!! your talking about having an intelligent conversation? u sound like a raging bull about to be slaughtered for meat. I know you and most nigerians alike detest the truth, but oh fuckkkkinnggg well the truth is going to be said wether you or anyone likes it or not maggot.

idontgiveafuck:

and i will make another thread. i see u like trouble. why not ban those causing trouble. u can check my history on both accounts and know that i don't go around causing trouble. You have the infantry to claim to be a christian but your character speaks other wise. Let me just tell you if you ever try to lock this thread you will regret ever posting on this thread and banning me. Since as long as the people that are causing nuisance are yoorogba it's cool with you. no wahala.

Pataki: The grammatical structure of any thread gives absolute credence to the IQ of the OP.

Unfortunately, this topic is absolutely dead on arrival. The OP apparently has nothing substantial upstairs to warrant an intellectual discourse.

No pun intended.

DobleO7: I was made to understand that President Jonathan was constitutionally right to Pardon Alams and others. Is it true?

raqueal: I have Selective Sound Sensitivity Syndrome and it's very difficult to stay in such place without losing it, I have to keep telling myself to stay calm and breathe..

coogar:

she should actually be applauded!
how can an untalented woman who can neither sing nor dance fool people so much to earn $40,000 per TV episode. she's a genius and the people who call her a próstitute her morons. she slëpt with her boyfriend and made money with it. nigerian women do that on a regular basis for cheap meals of TFC and MrBiggs.....

In other words, you are saying the end justifies the means right? I'm sorry but ur logic is flawed. Maybe you'd see nothing wrong in earning millions of dollars being a "porn super star" like say....Lexington Steele


you have to blame the telecoms company that sold internet cheaply to a bunch of morons. the illiterates and the educated folks all have access to the internet so what do you expect?

coogar:

sakes!
anyways, you confessed you never liked her from day one so it's futile trying to convince you. i really don't understand why people hate her so much!

pro01: Someone should kindly tell me how GEJ's (2 year) administration is worse than OBJ's eight years in power. I have since concluded that shallow people (which describes many of the most vocal critics of the present administration) hate GEJ not necessarily for his actions or inactions, but because of his person and persona.

(Un)fortunately, GEJ is not as rambunctious, belligerent, swashbuckling, untamed, and uncouth as Obasanjo, which makes him seem less exciting and therefore 'worse'. It's all a matter of perception; groundless perception based on appearances rather than substance.

How, in cold facts and figures, is corruption - all forms of corruption - worse under GEJ than it was under Obasanjo? Nigeria earned the highest revenues in her history during Obasanjo's eight wasted years in power. How did that tell on our lives? Were the roads better under OBJ than they are now? Was the power supply better than it is now? Were our hospitals better equipped? Was there greater infrastructural development under OBJ than now? Was there less wastage of public funds under OBJ than now? Was the Rule of Law better observed under OBJ than it is under GEJ? Was general insecurity any less under OBJ than it is today (minus the emergent Boko Haram phenomenon, which sensible people realise is a political ploy to return power to the north)? Was the public service more efficient under OBJ than it is now? Most importantly, did Nigerians have more food on their tables under OBJ than they have today under GEJ (despite the fact that the country earned more courtesy of record crude oil prices during OBJ's eight years)? What then, is the basis for maligning GEJ as the worst thing to happen to Nigeria? Could it be merely because of his unpretentious appearance and underwhelming personality? Or could it be because of his unfashionable trademark hat? Because of his perceived lack of 'swagger'? Is that enough to justify so much baseless hate?

Do you so easily forget that the highest number of politically motivated assassinations occurred under Obasanjo, and ALL of them (including the murder of a serving Minister of Justice/Attorney-General) remain unresolved?

Again, how can anyone forget that political corruption, which is arguably worse than financial corruption, was elevated to official state practice under Obasanjo? In Nigeria's political history, has there been any election worse than the 2003 and 2007 general elections conducted by Obasanjo? Compare that with GEJ's demonstrable resolve not to tamper with electoral processes - which has seen the freest and fairest elections in Nigeria's history take place under him (e.g. Edo, Ondo, Anambra, Imo, etc). Gradually, the phenomenon of election-rigging is becoming extinct, primarily because GEJ refuses to endorse such, even to his own party's detriment. Can you say the same for OBJ?

Have we forgotten how Obasanjo sought to ALTER the constitution to prolong his stay in power through a dubious third term provision? Is that brazen act of political corruption not infinitely worse than pardoning a penitent convicted man?

I can go on and on, but the imperative of brevity constrains me. The fact is that we cannot judge GEJ in isolation. He had predecessors, and if we cannot prove how his administration is worse than those of his predecessors (especially OBJ), then we have serious issues indeed.