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obiak4:
have not been beating by a girl but was scared to death but group of girls Allah I cried more than a baby
back then in my former former uni this babe see me small boy dey uni so she dey use me do her assignment but she would also give me gifts and money,before I know babe wan fall in luv with me small boy she just dey disturb my life with assignment and test my sin I stylishly avoid her for 2weeks run go stay my guys hostel off campus and guys were very happy efiwe don show abeg obi no go ooo stay here everything dey for you no mind that yeye babe me I foolishly stayed for two weeks the babe provoked declared me wanted!!!!!!
unknown to me she was the head of the confra for girls (but I can swear with anything she is an angel you will never know she is a cultists)
I come mumu show on Friday for hostel to greet my romie she got wind that I was in town and would pass the night there
@2:pm when sleep still dey sweet me I hear my friend babe calling my guy to open d door when he did about 15girls carried me to their hostel I got the shock of my life my angel was the oga and before her at the corner of the room a guy was been raped I cry I beg I plead I prostrated, I swear,I promises to do all her work when she said you are next after that guy but she didn't order the gals to touch me
after that night I saw that guy lifeless corpses on the road with injection around his arms
I carry my bag ileya I forgot about the admission

Hm.

FriendsAndFans:
So what should we do about your story now

I just dey here dey wonder.

LIVINGICON:
Only you no fine.
Only you fat like pig.
Only you get mouth odour.

Who did you offend for Ogun sake?

You saw how cyber-bullying made someone resort to suicide the other day. Be careful with your words, chairman.

When two people share a kiss, especially a passionate one, they close their eyes. So in essence, they weren't actually sharing a food, they were really kissing. The food was just a decoy.

Franking:
Still u are correct. No one has the answers because the answers don't exist. There's no God anywhere. It shouldn't be too complicated if there was God. It's never logical because it's neither here nor there. U can go ahead and believe what u want after all it's all about faith- believing and otherwise incredible story.

When you encounter God and see that you're a part of Him, you'll abandon all these knowledge.

Franking:
U are correct. Sometimes people who claim all sorts of nonsense need to be challenged otherwise they'd think people buy their bullshit.

I knew you'd think my statement would favour your assertion. On the contrary, I'm saying that your questions will not lead you to the truth. The more questions you ask, the more you try to be logical about God, the more confused you get.

Franking:
Where's God and how do u know all this?

Senior man, this journey you're about to embark on is an endless one. You'll only waste your time.

Jesus, because He's all I need. If I have a day with Jesus, then this world will be nothing less than my footstool.

Pidginwhisper:
Just before dem chop beating. Even the BalonDor couldn’t motivate the dwarf in France to score. Shey na some people’s goat be this?? . But Ororo missed out and still
Scored 2 to make statement, tell me what beats that. Chose your GOAT wisely.

Let him keep scoring the goals and let Messi keep winning the Ballon D'ors. If e pain you too much, go collect the award from am.

fourboys:
jorginho na below average player na... Even some Chelsea fans know that, last season mount outperformed him and kante by a country mile

Jorginho is a very intelligent player, I repeat. How someone who doesn't have much physical strength and pace controls the midfield is enough proof that he's a good player. Take away his mistakes, Jorginho is brilliant. EOD!

flavnwokem:
Na this stupid Jorgiho dey dream of being given the world best, this is his 2nd stupid mistake like a secondary school kid player....

Doesn't change him from being an intelligent player.

I can't take the blame from Jorginho but Mendy should have cleared that ball immediately. Mendy takes the greater blame because he had the opportunity to correct the initial mistake.

Optimistguy1969:
GGMU.


Please utilize Ororo very well.
We can't have him, Sancho Pogba et al and not trash Chelshit 5- nil at Stanford bridge

Na Timo Werner and Odoi cause this nonsense talk. We for terrorize una anyhow yesterday.

OMNIVIRUS:
You forget something.
The productivity of James most recently is him as a wing back not as a full back in a back four. That means he has license to attack not worrying too much about his defensive responsibility.
While Trent is a right back who is arguably liverpool's Creator in chief.
That dude season in season out has never failed to deliver goods in the offensive side of the game.
Do you know that coaches make tactical adjustment of fielding a winger or a midfielder on him, just go peg him back?
If you want to compare, compare James as a full back with Trent who is a full back biko

Oga forget all these ones wey you dey talk. Being a wing back doesn't stop him from performing his defensive duties which he does so much better, compared to TAA. Whether he plays as a right wing back, Reece James is a more complete right back than TAA (In that sense of the word).

Eillyeillz:
This will soon die off......

He wouldn't be the last player to be compared to trent, one thing they all have in common is that mosquito buzz....after a few claps they die off.

Trent is the yardstick for what a modern RB should be.

Guy you don't know what you're saying.

I admire TAA, but he's nowhere near as good as James. Please go and watch that guy, he's a beast. When he first started off at Chelsea, I was his firm critic. Now I see that I was wrong all along. No one can bench that guy in England for now, not even Walker.

Prayfortheworld:
Anyhow it works remember you only live once

We live twice.
Our second life is dependent on how we live the first, and it doesn't end.

Prayfortheworld:
Hustle to enjoy life you only live once

That is not how life works boss.

FutureIsFemale:
Men are terrible.

Please lawyers in the forum. Help me reach out to this lady on Facebook. Her phone number is on her Facebook. Let's try and make sure this man is locked up. Why waste someone's time?

Let's use him and teach other men a lesson.
Thank you.

And may God Almighty punish any man who does not have intention of marry a lady but uses marriage promises to sleep with her. May he die miserably.

See this mumu.

Omo see as I dey happy lol.

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MrBrownJay1:
its called NO SUGARCOATING... unlike all the fools here who just came out of church and suddenly all feel holier than thou and spiritually inspired to write rubbish on NL. is that not what we see every sundays.

When people try to live right, you say they are displaying a ”holier than thou” attitude. Isn't it a blessing to go to a place that teaches you how to live right and then come out to practise what you are taught? Why should you have anything against people like that if not that there's bitterness residing in you?

mumumugu:
It won't be long before he is made a pastor.

And under small temptation,he goes back to former way of life and give Christianity a bad name

You can intercede on his behalf, even though you don't know him in person.

MrBrownJay1:
you can put wool on a wolf all you want, it will never turn into a sheep...

Your heart is bitter. If you don't purge it of the evil thoughts you gather in it, it will turn black and plunge you into damanation someday.

Lizlee:
I'm glad you have noticed. Nigeria is one of the most religious nations in the world and also one of the most terrorised and corrupt. How ironic

In your opinion, how do you think religion should solve those problems you mentioned?

Zegemi:
Butterfly is even scarce in Nigeria this days

What would they be doing in a poisonous environment as this? They're too beautiful to be here.

Them dey beat Leeds 5-1, them think day them don win league. Make Atalanta and Liverpool do con add more salt to their injury.

Javari:
I was specific a ‘psychologist not just a random person

I don't understand. Are you saying the opinion is correct because a psychologist said so?

Javari:
I wonder who is advising this girl. With all the many stories she has told the general public indicating she's lying. A psychologist will say; if a person tells too many stories about an indicating event or if they use too many words to defend their action they are possibilities he/she is lying. I feel if she had pleaded guilty the judge Presiding over this case might mitigate her sentence but Nigeria’s judicial system is a mess so don't be surprised she might evade retribution with so much hidden power behind her. In highly litigious countries this girls case would be over by now with everyone knowing her fate before a verdict is passed

That's not true. Some people are bent on telling the whole details of a happening, especially when the hearer is difficult to convince. That is not necessarily an indication of a lie.

Curious345:
We don't want this vomit back to our fold

Na only you nor want am o! And he's not a “vomit” . After all the achievements he helped the club secure? Cmon, don't be ungrateful.

shadrach77:
Only two Nigerian players have ever played for Newcastle United. Shola Amoebi is one. Who knows the other one?

Obagoal.

Amatarasha:
You are absolutely wrong Mr, i have suffered so much because I chose to make sense from childhood ,
Now I will direct u to facebook where u meet n interact with my likemind a girl of 13yrs
April vanessa wolf who hated religion( Christianity ) that she chose if possible to visit hell just to warn fools in there and in nairaland go to sisterfire who also is a reincarnated ancient goddess. We are few but we are majority

Tell the demon typing through you to go and learn English. Your words are so incoherent.

Biggaboi:
More money coming into the EPL. Man city will soon start to lose their shine. They were just like Newcastle before the Arab money

I remember when Chelsea, Liverpool, Arsenal and Man United used to whoop their asses like they were a division 2 team.

Confirmedzombie:
I see something super natural in this tree. The best we can do is to start worshiping this tree.

God really works in a mysterous way. This tree has God's hands on it.

Indeed our God is great.

In the name of this tree i claim a total financial upliftment in my life and that of all my colleagues in Nairaland.
Amen

You're really living up to your moniker lol.