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Romance › Re: Help, Convid 19 Is Making Me Go Back To Masturbation by Humanoid01(m): 12:06pm On Mar 28, 2020

This proves that NOT being alone isn't a permanent solution to masturbating and watching porn.

Health › Re: Coronavirus: Wuhan Reopens After 2-Month Lockdown by Humanoid01(m): 11:51am On Mar 28, 2020

heinrichy:
And Nigeria is about to be closed. Choi!!!

Hahahaha! E just be like make person just dey enter exam hall when exam don finish.

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Romance › Re: My Young Brother Is Always Watching Gay Porn by Humanoid01(m): 11:18am On Mar 28, 2020

fykes:
Relax dude....ur bros may not be gay. He's just an inquisitive boy.
Most straight people do watch gay porn... They won't tell u... It's more like, let's see what it's all about.

However, d fact he even watches porn as a teen is a big red light.

Nah! That's a different case. He has had gay porn on his phone overtime, that's not being inquisitive to me. There's no way anyone who watches gay porn for the first time won't get irritated enough to delete it. He is clearly addicted to it, and has gay tendencies. So I don't think the OP should relax.

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Romance › Re: My Young Brother Is Always Watching Gay Porn by Humanoid01(m): 10:56am On Mar 28, 2020*

KAYCEEJUNIOR:
You must be stupid for asking us if you should tell your Mum.... No don't tell her, allow him to bring disgrace to your father reputation and family lineage.
Please we have crucial issues at hand right now

You don't have to call him names for not knowing what to do. You can't expect everyone to handle things the way you would.

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Crime › Re: OMG!! Man Stabbed To Death By His Wife In Rivers State by Humanoid01(m): 10:50am On Mar 28, 2020

Sometimes, I can't help but wonder why we can't do without having to relate with others.

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Health › Re: 5 Members Of US Congress Test Positive For The Coronavirus (photos & List) by Humanoid01(m): 6:53am On Mar 28, 2020

CYBERWEAVER:
This is country where things work, but Nigeria leaders are hiding.

The matter tire me.

.Those men are too proud to reveal their status.

Health › Re: Coronavirus: U.S Overtakes China, Italy With 84,400 Confirmed Cases, 1093 Deaths by Humanoid01(m): 6:49am On Mar 28, 2020

Bbbwings:
Data data data. They have a centralized data system
They have a record of everything.

Yeah man, I know that. I just wanted to know why the numbers kept increasing with huge chunks after short periods. I understand now, thanks!

Celebrities › Re: We Did Not Vote Buhari On Twitter-bbn Tasha Blasts Buhari Approach To Covid19 by Humanoid01(m): 6:44am On Mar 28, 2020

Why am I starting to like this lady suddenly? It feels so weird. Could be a sign that the world is ending. cheesy

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Health › Re: Latest Food In Vietnam That Helps Do Away With Fear Of Coronavirus (photos) by Humanoid01(m): 11:23pm On Mar 27, 2020

Lol.

Health › Re: COVID 1: If This Year So Far Was A Movie, What Movie Would It Be? by Humanoid01(m): 11:20pm On Mar 27, 2020

Contagion, sort of.

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: U.S Overtakes China, Italy With 84,400 Confirmed Cases, 1093 Deaths by Humanoid01(m): 11:06pm On Mar 27, 2020

Jelzin2412:
Nope. US does massive testing to capture as much infected patients as possible to enable early eradication of the virus. The total number of confirmed cases on WHO website is very much less than the number of infected people cos only 4 nations are doing massive testing; US, Germany, China and S.Korea.

I understand this sir. I wanted to know why the numbers keep increasing with large chunks from time to time. Someone has explained that. Thanks a lot for you input!

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: U.S Overtakes China, Italy With 84,400 Confirmed Cases, 1093 Deaths by Humanoid01(m): 11:02pm On Mar 27, 2020

nijabazaar:
Most of the hospitals databases link up to the national health database. So the John Hopkins research hospital's code simply milks the collated data.

I understand better now.

Thanks!

Health › Re: Coronavirus: U.S Overtakes China, Italy With 84,400 Confirmed Cases, 1093 Deaths by Humanoid01(m): 10:54pm On Mar 27, 2020

nijabazaar:
Artificial intelligence. Codes written specially for mining data.

It's just like Facebook telling you that u have a new friend request. That sort of algorithm

Does that mean that each recorded case is inputted into that database, but doesn't have the ability to update at once?

Health › Re: Coronavirus: U.S Overtakes China, Italy With 84,400 Confirmed Cases, 1093 Deaths by Humanoid01(m): 10:47pm On Mar 27, 2020

nijabazaar:
John Hopkins hospital developed an algorithm that tracks it ( from a pooled database) in real time

Sorry, I don't understand that, can you expatiate? How exactly does that work?

Health › Re: 21 Wrong Information About Coronavirus Prevention You Should Disregard by Humanoid01(m): 10:11pm On Mar 27, 2020

The way these misinformation spread on social media like WhatsApp reveals how much people can accept anything due to panic.

One listed a group of fruits which are alkaline, with their respective pH. Avocado and dandelions were given pH of 15.6 and 22.7 respectively. Those values immediately discouraged me from reading further. A normal pH scale ranges from 0-14. How then can those values be correct?

Romance › Re: What These Small Children Were Caught Doing Will Surprise You (photos) by Humanoid01(m): 10:05pm On Mar 27, 2020

And someone took this photo.

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: U.S Overtakes China, Italy With 84,400 Confirmed Cases, 1093 Deaths by Humanoid01(m): 10:01pm On Mar 27, 2020

WriterNig:
Wrong ❌ ❌

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
Go see for yourself. I don't know why my screenshots are not saving.

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: U.S Overtakes China, Italy With 84,400 Confirmed Cases, 1093 Deaths by Humanoid01(m): 9:47pm On Mar 27, 2020*

USA currently has 100k plus confirmed cases.

Each time I refresh the page, their numbers keep increasing with a large chunk. Is it that these numbers are prerecorded?

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Crime › Re: Isokoboy Reacts, Woman Flogs Husband For Cheating by Humanoid01(m): 9:40pm On Mar 27, 2020

Patiently waiting for "the man is a gentleman for not raising his hands on her" crew.

Health › Re: Dybala Reveals Coronavirus Nightmare, Says ‘I Struggled To Breathe’ by Humanoid01(m): 9:33pm On Mar 27, 2020

People now know what those with cardiac issues (heart/coronary diseases) and respiratory diseases (asthma, etc..) go through when they complain of angina and go through sessions of breath shortness.

We go dey all right las las..

Politics › Re: Presidentcovik Trends On Twitter As Imam Roast Buhari by Humanoid01(m): 2:29pm On Mar 27, 2020

Why are those people blasting the Imam, isn't he saying the truth? They say he shouldn't be saying those things because he isn't Nigerian, aren't there Nigerians that make hateful comments about the leaders of other nations, like Trump? Abeg let's call a spade a spade and drop the hypocrisy.

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Nairaland General › Re: Popular Nigerian Church Brings Ussd Code To Pay Tithe and offering At Home by Humanoid01(m): 10:05am On Mar 27, 2020

Lol wow!

Blind Christians who fall for things like this are the reasons atheists mock Christians, especially the ones on this forum.

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Crime › Re: Policeman Faints While Trying To Arrest A Suspect In Agege, Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 9:07am On Mar 27, 2020

Afroban:
Please where are those people that use to say " Earn 200k from home"? Please we need to talk now! I'm very sorry for ignoring you in the past...

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Ghana President Grants Amnesty To About 800 Prisoners (photo) by Humanoid01(m): 8:55am On Mar 27, 2020

What is a curse to some people is a blessing to some. This life sef.

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been In A Toxic Relationship? Share The Story. by Humanoid01(m): 6:41am On Mar 27, 2020

hfinest1:
she was man... and it was so embarrassing and awkward��

Lol how did she react when she discovered?

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Christianity Etc › Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by Humanoid01(m): 6:23am On Mar 27, 2020

DominusPrime:
Then your case is even worse. Taunting the Almighty you believe in? I'm not a saint but this is not necessary.

The mercies of God is one no human can comprehend. It's humbling!

Romance › Re: People React As Pastor TB Joshua Prophesied COVID-19 Ends Today March 27 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 5:49am On Mar 27, 2020*

Lol.

That one talk say e go become born again if e happen. E clear say e no even ready to dey born again at all. grin

BTW, what does it mean that it'll END today?

Is it that there'll be no more new cases AFTER today?
The number of people who have been affected will be healed today?
A cure and vaccine will be discovered today?

If any of these events occurs today (which seems highly unlikely, except for the third), I guess that vindicates him. Prophecies don't have to be specific.

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Health › Re: Prophet T.B Joshua Vindicated. Just In CORONAVIRUS Cure Have Been Found by Humanoid01(m): 12:09am On Mar 27, 2020

You be learner.

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Health › Re: The Us Just Surpassed China In Number Of Corona Virus Cases by Humanoid01(m): 10:59pm On Mar 26, 2020

clevvermind:
ask buhari. He can tell you.

Lol

Health › Re: The Us Just Surpassed China In Number Of Corona Virus Cases by Humanoid01(m): 10:59pm On Mar 26, 2020

clevvermind:
ask buhari. He can tell you.

Lol

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